Bill sat down in the front row at a strip club. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy behind him yelled, "Yeah, baby! That's what I'm waitin' for!" Bill gave him a dirty look.

A few minutes later, the dancer removed her top. The jerk yelled again, "Yeah, baby! Shake those things!"

Bill turned around and said, "Hey, buddy. Calm down!"

A few minutes later and she was down to her G-string. "Yeah, baby! You're...

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga.—Police investigating a noise complaint in arrested a 28-year-old woman they said was operating an illegal strip club in her basement and garage. Gwinnett County officers said they also found a sign at the home reading “1 Dollar Jello Shots” and minors drinking alcohol when they investigated on July 18. The woman faces a misdemeanor charge of maintaining a disorderly house and remains free on $1,300 bond. Another woman who lives with the suspect said the whole thing was just a...

New strip club offers smorgasbord of adult fun
DOUG ELFMAN / LVRJ

The mainstreaming of Las Vegas strippers is ratcheting up again. Many hotels bring strippers to pools, plus stripper-like dancers to casinos.

Now a strip club called the Playground is ushering in another new paradigm -- the one-stop shopping multiplex: Strippers in one room. A rock club and sushi...

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Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me...

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