Oddest way you have made money in a strip club

mandy216 · **Posted**: 07-28-2010, 11:26 PM #1

Im bored and thought it could be funny, so whats the oddest way(s) you have made money in the club?

Once quite a few yrs back i worked at a no alcohol club that stayed open after hours..i sold some vodka i snuck in (i know how evil of me) to a group of guys for $500 and it was cheap vodka too, i was young

not really that odd i guess but i was new and it surprised me.

a guy once tipped me in the CR 1k to wear an eyepatch while i danced for him. LOL.

Athenathefabulous · **Posted**: 07-28-2010, 11:34 PM #2

telling math jokes.

alexa111 · **Posted**: 07-28-2010, 11:45 PM #3

I had a guy do a two hour vip where I stuck out my stomach and pretended to be pregnant the whole time. Weird because there was a very obviously preggers girl working that day that he could've gone with, and I was really skinny at the time, not pregnant looking at all!

gypsydancer · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 08:27 AM #4

chin-up bet. it was a very slow night.

CaseyLace · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 08:42 AM #5

^^^^ lol! I did a push up bet one time!!

Also, I guy paid me a good chunk of change in VIP to dress up in my clothes...

girlundressed · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 08:42 AM #6

^ On a similar note, I won an arm wrestling bet with some cocky frat boy. His face was hilarious when I beat him. I may not look that strong, but I pull my whole body up and down a pole all night.

gypsydancer · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 08:45 AM #7

we had a aerial hoop (the bet was jump up and do as many as i could without my feet touching back down) I did 15.

also girl undressed thats hilarious, i hate talking with frat guys but would love to beat them at arm wrestling

anouk.oui · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 08:50 AM #8

i wore trackpants with a neon pink gstring over top on a really dead night for my stage set and made more money than i did in the past 3 hrs.

a footfetish man booked me for ages because he liked the smell of my feet

a sub had me slap him across the face for a whole show

why do i attract weirdos?

Kat w · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 09:18 AM #9

Bless the weirdos. Obviously there is a spectrum, but I love a good harmless weirdo.

Example - customer that wanted to sniff my armpit for the duration of a 30 minute VIP.

rareaspasia · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 10:11 AM #10

100 bucks to knee a guy in the balls and slap him in the face for a song last week.

I wish he'd come back, it was the most fun I've ever had doing a lap dance.

carmen_b · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 11:06 AM #11

Getting paid to have feet massaged ( please stripper gods send more foot guys my way - I love them ! ) .
I want weirder fetish clients. No idea how to attact them, but I'm always entertained by these stories.

K Sweet · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 11:37 AM #12

If you've got any kind of freak they will pick up on it.

My last club had a super freaky girl so she got all the weirdos. She said her favorite was a guy who had a suntanning fetish. He'd come in for a private show, and ask her if her outfit was her bikini. She'd say yes, and lay down pretending to tan while he jerked off.

I had a regular for a while who would pretend to take photos of me. He never brought in a camera, but he did bring steps to elevate himself because he "really wanted to try this angle". He usually gave me $80 to just pose and look at him.

_Avery_ · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 11:56 AM #13

Some guy wanting to smell my armpits for pretty much the whole VIP.

I love the guys who wanna be smacked around too.

I've sold some panties before too.

gypsydancer · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 11:59 AM #14

I dont know why i didnt post this sooner, but i got a vip from a guy who just wanted to talk about me playing WoW.

girlundressed · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 02:24 PM #15

Lol ^ same here. Horde rules!

FemmeFatale · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 02:36 PM #16

I had a regular who just wanted to dance with me in the club. Regular dancing like we were on a dance floor. And this was in the middle of a club that had no VIP or dance rooms. Luckily it was usually pretty crowded with people standing up so we didn't look TOTALLY crazy. lol! He'd give me massages so it wasn't too bad a deal.

Lemonz · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 02:47 PM #17

Thumb wrestling for the entire duration of a 30 minute VIP. Marine who would not let me win no matter how bad he had to cheat. He'd hug me every time he 'won'

Also, math pickup lines- haha.

Melonie · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 03:23 PM #18

I was doing a feature gig on Halloween night, and the club experienced a power failure. I grabbed two flashlights, pressed them to the underside of my boobs, and 'cashed in' big time by being a human jack-o-lantern !!!

mandy216 · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 03:32 PM #19

^^ROFL! nice!

alexa111 · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 03:36 PM #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by FemmeFatale

I had a regular who just wanted to dance with me in the club. Regular dancing like we were on a dance floor. And this was in the middle of a club that had no VIP or dance rooms. Luckily it was usually pretty crowded with people standing up so we didn't look TOTALLY crazy. lol! He'd give me massages so it wasn't too bad a deal.

I had a guy just like this when I first started! He was so much fun, we would swing dance in the topless area and he tipped really well.
We did get a lot of weird looks though lol

lol1337a · **Posted**: 07-29-2010, 03:37 PM #21

I spent a night tying a guy up with handkerchiefs, and I would take whatever money I thought I could get away with from his wallet until he could get out. I got pretty good at tying them, too.

tempest666 · **Posted**: 07-31-2010, 09:28 AM #22

Odd.. Define odd. Cause for me my norm is selling used panties, bodily fluids, beatings, etc.
Hmmmm I guess that one day where I wore pink and white and danced to Mariah Carey and other happy upbeat pop music. There were a few people who went into cardiac arrest.
I've brought this up in another thread but one day I made a Mr. Hat S&M puppet complete with ball gag and took him to work. Any time a customer wanted a dance, they were told to direct their inquiry to my "master". Mr Hat and I made $500 in the 1st 2 hrs not sure how much after that. Been awhile. I'm not sure if it was because people thought I was absolutely psychotic or they liked the S&M theme.
Well all good things must come to an end, cause girls started complaining. Our manager was in a bitchy mood and charged me AND Mr. Hat a house fee.

girlundressed · **Posted**: 07-31-2010, 09:50 AM #23

ROTFLMAO Tempest. I love the idea. I always feel like I can't go totally into the S&M theme in the club because I make much better money as the "innocent" girl. Also had a problem once when a customer realized that the leather choker around my neck was a custom made collar. Hard to be a dominatrix when the whole time the custie is looking at proof you're a sub. I am totally jealous.

Dany · **Posted**: 07-31-2010, 02:02 PM #24

I am a civil engineering student and alot of times customers don't believe me. One said "I will pay you 20 bucks if you can recite Bernoulli's Equation" and he did, lol. It is an equation relation properties of fluids and their pressure, velocity and height.

Firewall · **Posted**: 07-31-2010, 02:12 PM #25

Probably by telling guys I play WoW. 'omg ur a stripper and u like videogames no way.' etc etc. It's like yeah ... I'm just that awesome