craziest shit youve seen a girl do on stage!

ivygirl · **Posted**: 07-26-2010, 11:42 PM #1

I've seen a fat girl spin on the pole and have it break.
I've seen a girl dance to the Silence of the lambs song and do the buffalo bill "would you fuck me" thing (okay maybe that was me and maybe i was drunk and the club was dead...)
I've seen a girl get eaten out on stage.

your turn!

raindragonfly · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 03:31 AM #2

theres a girl at my club who is twice my age and a grandma (but EXTREMELY hot and athletic) who does a backflip onto her knees, like an honest-to-god backflip in the air! craziest ever! i would kill myself doing that but it looks awesome when she does.

Corgan · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 07:05 AM #3

broke a pole!!! damn!

i seriously saw a girl finger fuck herself in front of everyone when someone would tip her. so unclassy!

Sinn · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 07:15 AM #4

Backwards backflips into customers lap......

I saw a guy get whipped with his own belt on stage during a bachelor party.

I saw a dancer try and actually get up on the table to to a table dance.

I saw a girl get tipped with the same dollar FIVE TIMES. Customer kept taking it off the rail.

I saw a guy get punched in the nose while I was on stage.

I saw a huge dancer climb to the top of the pole and it came loose and she fell down, the pole fell right next to her. Not entirely her fault - it was a remodeled club and brand new stage, and the pole wasn't fastened right.

I saw a dancer just lay there on stage during her set because guys weren't tipping.

This thread is fun!

Corgan · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 11:25 AM #5

oh, i'm guilty of the laying there. i hate people oogling me for free!

Kylea2 · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 11:30 AM #6

In San Francisco this girl got pissed that no one was tipping so she changed into her pajamas & fuzzy slippers, went on stage, & did jumping jacks for her entire set.

Oh, lets not forget the girl who auditioned in granny panties with little pink rose buds, & 80's glasses doing the raver dance with glow sticks.

Melonie · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 12:48 PM #7

how about a girl blowing smoke rings ... using her 'lips' but not her mouth !

Harleigh HellKat · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 01:03 PM #8

Hahaha I love the Silence of the lambs thing!!!

I used to throw tantrums when I didn't get tipped, not even gonna lie. I would climb the pole and sit there, or lean back and do sit ups. Some times I'd lay on the stage or Hula dance.

One girl in Charlotte does backbends into a somersault and lands in a split. I've also seen her dance in handcuffs/shackles before. Hot.

Lola_sinn · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 01:50 PM #9

So I didn't see this in person buuut...

http://www.efukt.com/20737_Stripper_..._Audience.html

_Avery_ · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 01:53 PM #10

Pretend she was a dog peeing on the pole. It was freaking AWFUL!
Then she's get up and just hop and jump around on stage.
Needless to say, she was REALLY new to dancing.

I've seen the robot on stage.

I joined the beer drinking contest with a bunch of guys on stage once and won.

Good. Drunk. Times!

_Avery_ · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 01:54 PM #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola_sinn

So I didn't see this in person buuut...

http://www.efukt.com/20737_Stripper_..._Audience.html

Why did I watch that?! lmfao!!

Harleigh HellKat · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 01:59 PM #12

Oh there was this one REALLY FAT girl that did the most hilarious flopping around the pole EVER. She had NO rhythm and did this one 'bunny hop' move. This girl was like, 5'0 and pushing 300 or more.

_Avery_ · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:00 PM #13

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Originally Posted by Kylea2

Oh, lets not forget the girl who auditioned in granny panties with little pink rose buds, & 80's glasses doing the raver dance with glow sticks.

Am I the only one who thinks that's kinda hot! lol

_Avery_ · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:01 PM #14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat

Oh there was this one REALLY FAT girl that did the most hilarious flopping around the pole EVER. She had NO rhythm and did this one 'bunny hop' move. This girl was like, 5'0 and pushing 300 or more.

LOL, reminds me of My Name Is Earl where Catalina just jumps around to "Jump Jump" for her stage set.

Except Catalina is hot!

Harleigh HellKat · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:03 PM #15

OMFG I just watched that video too WTF?!?!?! Good way to get back at someone though. Figured those guys woulda seen it coming hahaha.

_Avery_ · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:06 PM #16

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Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat

OMFG I just watched that video too WTF?!?!?! Good way to get back at someone though. Figured those guys woulda seen it coming hahaha.

Now I'm all browsing that site...some crazy/nasty shit on there...
I seriously gagged at this video! One video I can't finish watching...
http://www.efukt.com/20736_Barebacking_Gone_Wrong.html

/threadjack!

Autumn Lily · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:32 PM #17

Dude I love efukt. I used to spend whole afternoons browsing that site just for the lolz.

alexa111 · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:39 PM #18

I'm soo guilty of throwing stage tantrums too. I've seen a couple girls pass out onstage. At one club that's supposedly "classy" I saw a girl basically just lay in a guys lap and let him suck her nipples in front of everyone... Gross!!!
Oooh and there was one girl that moved extreeemely slow (and not in a sexy slow-motion way), and just stared at the ground the whole time while she slowly walked in circles around the pole. She wasn't new either...

Harleigh HellKat · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 02:43 PM #19

EEEEEE @ barebacking! OMFG seriously? At first I was like, ohhh those are edited in. I wonder what the hell they were thinking, if anything?

Katrina312 · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 03:27 PM #20

I saw a girl bring a dildo on stage, and then she let different custys insert the dildo. At that point ,I realized it was time for me to leave.

Nicole89 · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 03:34 PM #21

Quote:

Originally Posted by lola_sinn

so i didn't see this in person buuut...

http://www.efukt.com/20737_stripper_..._audience.html

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kisca · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 04:42 PM #22

- Saw a customer almost get kicked by accident when he layed on the stage with a tip when a dancer was doing her routine w/o seeing him
- Saw two girls lick each other
- Girl was shaking her pussy on all 4s and a customer wanted to tip her but left walked away after she was doing that for 3 mins 2 inches away from his face w.o seeing him
- Saw a girl slip after the stage was wet (felt bad for her!)
- During a bach party saw the dancer take his pants and boxers off just showing his ass while smacking him with the belt

sananeko · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 05:44 PM #23

A friend of mine that use to dance always had a huge book with her on stage, I never knew why til one day no one was tipping so she just sat there ready moby dick, the reason she had the large book version was cause she had to take her clothes off or get fined. I find that crazy and an idea I'm stealing.

JenniferH · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 08:08 PM #24

Talk on her cell phone while walking around the pole.

papillonluvr · **Posted**: 07-27-2010, 08:19 PM #25

Some girls were doing a bachelor dance on stage, and took off the guys belt so his pants started to sag and you could see the elastic of his boxers. A girls grabbed it and it ripped, all the way around, and she brought the circle of elastic up over his chest and pretended (I hope) to choke him with it while another girl was all grinding on him. Personally, if that was me, I would be sooo kinda pissed at the girls who just ruined my boxers and then choked me.