View Full Version : Pet Peeves
Amber_Sparxx
11-12-2007, 01:01 AM
If a dancer is being ostracized onstage, there are two likely scenarios; first, she may have done something (or a lot of somethings) to earn the blacklist status (stealing, being dirty in VIP {for those who don't know, if it's not generally accepted behavior in a club, one or two "dirty" dancers can make the playing field uneven and even endanger the very existence of the club}, being an instigative drama queen, etc). Secondly, she may simply be a new girl. It can be very difficult to be the new girl, especially in bigger clubs, simply because girls come and go at a rate you cannot imagine. Why bother to buddy up the new girl, when she may be gone at the end of the week? I've been at my club for nearly 2 years, and when I first started, it took 3 weeks before ANYONE told me hello without me initiating the greeting. Hope this helped!
Amber_Sparxx
11-12-2007, 01:05 AM
LOL!!!!! Go to a classier club! Any girl that approaches you by fondling your cock can only entertain with one facet of herself, and it's NOT her scintillating conversation!
MinahSky
11-13-2007, 04:45 PM
For the newbie customer, I will try to add things that haven't read yet:
Don't try to justify how much you think we make by not tipping us or trying to bargain. It pisses us off.
Don't ask me personal questions: Is that your real name? Where do you live? How old are you? IT IS NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM YOUR BUSINESS. It makes us very wary of you. I could care less if you don't mind answering those questions. You are not me.
Don't expect us to stick around if you're a jerk. If your boss dumped all over you, go take a Krav Maga class, don't come take it out on us...
All dancers are NOT the same. Treat us like the individuals we are. I can not help if some girl who looked just like me did you wrong. I am not her. If you're a breast man, I won't dance for you the same as I would an ass man...
Don't come in the club if you're broke. I don't care if you sit in the back away from everyone. It's just rude and the next time you come in with some money you won't get anyone to bother with you because we WILL remember that you came in and just looked for free. It's even worse if you pay to get in and get a drink, but take up dancers' time when you have no money.
Every club and dancer is different. I don't care if some superhot girl in another club blew you and you busted a nut in her mouth. This isn't that club and I am not that girl. If you want a repeat performance, go to that club and see that girl.
In most clubs we have to pay out a part of the NON-NEGOTIABLE PRICE of each dance or VIP. On clubs like that, the club gets about one third what we charge. So when we tell you that we can't give you a break on the price, we can't. You wanna get a deal? Go to a flea market.
Do not touch us unless we give you the go ahead or guide your hand somewhere. If you do, be prepared to get slapped or punched. Being dancers doesn't make us whores.
I have no issue with a guy cumming during a dance, over time I've learned that it does happen. But for goodness sake, be prepared and wear a condom (they go to the bathroom before we dance) or at least push me away before it happens. You know your own sexual threshold, I do not.
Amber_Sparxx
11-14-2007, 04:45 PM
Whoops! Sorry about those last two posts, everyone, they were supposed to go to different threads......I'm still learning how to navigate the site. How embarrassing!!!
hot4ablackchick
11-15-2007, 04:43 AM
Guys eating at the stage. I just find it rude to be inhaling chicken wings during a girl's set and it's distracting to guys who are sitting beside him.
It bugs the hell out of me but no one else seems to have mentioned it so maybe it's just me?
;D ;D ;D
Yeah WTF is up with guys who do that. Sitting at the rail and eating, is absolutely ridiculous. Smoking is almost as bad in my book too. We once had a guy eating pizza at the rail.:O
Annoying!
lestat1
11-16-2007, 05:22 PM
I wouldn't eat at the rail, that's just odd to me. I have, however, had thoughts of combining two great joys in my life and at some point in the future enjoying a Wendy's Baconator during a private dance...perhaps with her feeding it to me like grapes to a Roman emperor. Or a 10 piece. Or, dare I say it, some LJS.
Zabrina
11-17-2007, 06:29 PM
Also on the personal questions....
Don't ask where do I live, especially when followed by "do you live alone?"
Creepy creepy creepy!
MinahSky
11-18-2007, 03:45 AM
Just stop with the personal questions...even if we do answer them, it won't be with the truth.
buffie06
11-22-2007, 10:39 PM
Not sure if this has been mentioned but, I absolutely cannot stand it when you ask a guy in a group if he wants a dance and starts pointing to his friends or even other guys in the club and says "hey, can she give you a dance?". I didnt ask them, I asked you!! WTF, this has been happening alot lately and i feel like it makes me look stupid.
InLoveWithaStripper
11-24-2007, 02:11 AM
-Asking if I have a boyfriend/ husband/ kids. I will lie to get your money, anyway, and most dancers will do the same.
-Asking how old I am. None of your fucking business.
-Lectures about me not being in school. You aren't my parents, please leave me alone.
-NO THIS IS NOT A WIG!!!
-Don't sit there and tell me how much more attractive another girl is than me. I might even agree that she is attractive...that doesn't mean you need to sit there and be a dick. If you aren't interested in me than TELL ME instead of being a fuck head about it.
- Don't ask me anything about the other girls (i.e. "how many girls are lesbians here?" or "so which girls are single?") I don't know and don't care and even if I did it is still not my place to tell you.
-Telling me that I need to do better tricks to get your dollar. I am not a dog, and I am dancing nearly naked in front of you. AND IT'S ONLY A DOLLAR!!!
I have to agree with Bredita on the whole "better tricks for a dollar". It's a damn dollar, man! if spending a dollar is gonna break the bank then maybe the strip club isnt the right place. Frugality doesnt work out when it comes to tipping dancers. Dont go if you dont have dough. Those girls are there to work for money, not to make friends and find love. They are blessed enough to be attractive enough to be on that stage and make money. More power to dancers. More understanding and respect too. they get a bad rap.
InLoveWithaStripper
11-24-2007, 02:16 AM
Thats what I'm going to tell guys from now on. We all go home to our pink barbie stripper mansion, pillow fight and then have a giant stripper orgy.
Sweet action! LOL I gotta get my lady in on those, she's been coming home from work and just going to bed, but pj pillowfights AND a stripper orgy?! She'd love it! LOL I think thats the best response to a question like that I've ever heard. Kudos.
InLoveWithaStripper
11-24-2007, 02:23 AM
Wow, this is some good stuff...I personally have never done any of this kind of stuff. The first time I went to an SC was with my dad when I turned 18 and he kind of put down all the ground rules for me and showed me how to be respectful to all the dancers. But, I have to put down one of my pet peeves...
I don't know how it is at your clubs but down here the dancers have a bad habit of grabbing a handfull of cock before they even say "hello" or you even see their face. Now I'm not against a hand on my tool by any means but AT LEAST let me know YOU ARE A DANCER FIRST!!!! Then maybe we could work something out....
How can I get them to kind of hold off on clutching my sack until I'M ready...
Dude, if it's that big a deal, wear a cup! LOL, or just cover your junk upon entering. They are awfully forward in your area, eh?
InLoveWithaStripper
11-24-2007, 02:25 AM
After work, I snort lines off of Snoop Dogg and masturbate with a loaded gun. Pillow fights are for pansies.
Niiiiiiiiiice.
InLoveWithaStripper
11-24-2007, 02:30 AM
;D ;D ;D
Yeah WTF is up with guys who do that. Sitting at the rail and eating, is absolutely ridiculous. Smoking is almost as bad in my book too. We once had a guy eating pizza at the rail.:O
Annoying!
Eating at a strip club never made sense to me. I dont really see why some clubs even have kitchens. I've never gone to a club for the food, thats for sure.
PhillyDancer1982
11-25-2007, 12:02 PM
1) guys that ask "Where are you from?" in a cheesy voice as if they're talking to a child. And when I tell them that I've lived in this city for most of my life, they say, "What PART of the city?" and then "What PART of that neighborhood?" It's the easiest way to make me turn curt.
2) I don't get this as much as I used to, but...drunk guys saying "You have an accent." I would get curt and sour and say, "No I don't. I've lived in Philly my whole life. Maybe you're the one with an accent or else you don't know anything." Again, another way to turn me curt.
3) Back when I danced, guys asked me what else I did(school, other job, stripping as an only job, etc). Stupid me was honest, and explained how I'd graduated college and was looking for a job in my field. 80% of the time guys would then say flippantly, "Oh. And now you're here" as if the job was degrading and as though I would NEVER find anything better. Way to add insult to injury(as it happens to be, the real reason I started dancing was because I couldn't find another job at the time).
4) Guys that try to lift my skirt or touch my ass. Way to act like a kindergartener.
5) Guys that, as soon as I approach them, start waving their hands like "no! no! no! Stay away from me like the plague!" before I even say "hi" or offer them a lapdance(back when I danced) or a shot(now that I serve drinks). These days, I've become more defensive/assertive and less tolerant of guys' mental abuse. So I normally smart off to their unfriendly reaction by saying very shortly and sarcastically, "What? What's that? I don't know sign language. Learn fuckin' English. What does your hand waving mean? Huh?" to make them feel like jerks for trying to wave me away.
6) This is somewhat similar to #5. When I say "hi" to a guy, and the guy immediately says back, "NO I DONT WANT A LAPDANCE/SHOT/TO TIP YOU." Again, lately I've gotten more defensive and less tolerant, and I normally combat this by saying, "Huh? I never ASKED you if you wanted any of that. I asked you HELLO" and then walk away in a snobby demeanor with my nose practically hitting the ceiling.
7) Immigrant guys(usually Asians or Mexicans that work in smelly Chinese or other restaurants and smell like it) that try to sloppily kiss me during lapdances, and--worse yet--try to stick their tongues down my freakin' ear.
8) Guys that try to stiff me on dances or drinks, and then insult me when I try to confront them for my money.
9) Cute young guys that act all interested in hanging out or whatnot, and they suggest taking me to breakfast/a diner after work which I would sometimes agree to if they were hot enough, and then next thing you know they bounce from the club...basically acting like a "tease" and then running out on me.
HuxandKisses
11-26-2007, 12:42 AM
DONT ask my real name If I wanted u to have it I would've given it to you in the first place
DONT even remotely come close to moving your tongue out of your mouth.
and get your dam hands OFF my tits or else you're gunna meet my elbow.
Corgan
11-30-2007, 06:25 AM
i hate when the younger crowd wont leave at 2am, pretending to still drink thier beer, but when i walk by, they ask me if i have a phone number. i tell them NOPE, i do have a husband though! and walk over to danuel. (i started making him come to work with me on saturdays since i nearly got abducted on the way home once.)
Also on the personal questions....
Don't ask where do I live, especially when followed by "do you live alone?"
Creepy creepy creepy!
ugh.
one time i guess a guy didn't just ask me. he must have asked my ex friend at work, because he showed up on my doorstep at 7am a few days later wanting to hang out. my boyfriend nearly killed that girl who tattled. (i know she told.)
DONT even remotely come close to moving your tongue out of your mouth.
... i hate when guys do that as a way of being "sexy". the young thugs do this at work and it aggrivates me to no fucking end.
Phil-W
12-01-2007, 08:03 AM
DONT even remotely come close to moving your tongue out of your mouth.
... i hate when guys do that as a way of being "sexy". the young thugs do this at work and it aggrivates me to no fucking end.
One dancer of my acquaintence used to inform said 'young thugs' that did this that it was like dancing for a lizard!
Phil. }:D
PhillyDancer1982
12-02-2007, 02:31 PM
OMG I can't believe I forgot to vent about my ULTIMATE LEAST FAVORITE line that customers say!!! >:( This one pisses me off to no end...
After trying to offer a customer a lapdance(back when I danced) or an alcoholic shot(as a shotgirl), they will shoot me down and then say, "No, but nice sales skills though." >:( GRRRRRR. How fucking stupid do they think I am?? If my "sales skills" were that good, then they would have been good enough to convince the guy to buy the dance and/or shot. One of my biggest insecurities at strip clubs has always been my lack of good sales skills(no matter how much I try or how much I emulate the sales tips I read about on SW, I still seem to fail as a "salesperson"), so when guys say that, I feel like they're rubbing it in and reminding me of this insecurity.
The WORST is when I try to sell guys something and they say in a sarcastic, condescending tone, "Ha! Nice sales skills" almost as though they're mocking me.
In the past when I was much less of an assertive bitch, I would hold my tongue from telling them what I really thought of their "nice sales skills" bullshit line. But these days, I have become more assertive and strong-willed, so I usually respond to this annoying line by calling them out on it. I'll usually say, "Yeah right. If my so-called 'sales skills' were that good, then they would have worked. I might not be very good with sales, but I *AM* very intelligent and good at reading people. So please do not bullshit me."
The results? Some guys actually give me a tip(just a dollar or two...but hey, every bit of money adds up!) because they see that I'm smart and won't put up with nonsense. Some guys realize that they came off as condescending, and therefore a little rude, and they will say, "Sorry I offended you. What I mean is, no thank you" which doesn't improve the situation, but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that I called them on their bluff. I'll be fuckin damned if I have to put up with bullshit with a smile on my face.
TheTempest
12-15-2007, 02:56 PM
i hate when the younger crowd wont leave at 2am, pretending to still drink thier beer, but when i walk by, they ask me if i have a phone number. i tell them NOPE, i do have a husband though! and walk over to danuel. (i started making him come to work with me on saturdays since i nearly got abducted on the way home once.)
ugh.
one time i guess a guy didn't just ask me. he must have asked my ex friend at work, because he showed up on my doorstep at 7am a few days later wanting to hang out. my boyfriend nearly killed that girl who tattled. (i know she told.)
... i hate when guys do that as a way of being "sexy". the young thugs do this at work and it aggrivates me to no fucking end.
Oh my goodness, it sounds like you had some bad experiences! Who the HELL tells someone where another dancer lives? That's ridiculous. And who shows up to a dancer's house, knowing they usually are up until 2am, at 7am?
Are you OK? That must have been hard to handle. :(
3-Legged Man
12-15-2007, 04:24 PM
Some pet peeves I have as a customer about dancers:
1. Bad breath - ordinary halitosis or cigarettes. Instant turnoff.
2. Inflated sales pitches - "I'm gonna ride you like you've never been ridden before", then quite a boring dance.
3. Glitter - nothing like taking a souveneir back to work or home. One lapdance with a glittered girl and I'm finding the darn stuff for days afterwards.
4. Biting/sucking - nothing like going home with that hickey. A lot of your customers have S.O.'s that WON'T appreciate that little gift.
5. Inappropriate mileage - at most clubs customers know what kind of service to expect. When the dancer offers significantly less (or more!), there's certain to be disappointment or discomfort. Maybe we don't want those nipples in our mouth after you just finished a VIP session!
SilverBullet
12-19-2007, 02:24 AM
so basically the guy needs to keep his mouth closed, not talk and sit back and enjoy? seems easy enough.......haha
GoldCoastGirl
12-19-2007, 05:07 PM
Having had my ears bent over the years giving assorted dancers a lift home, I hereby offer the seven questions a dancer most hates.
1) Do you have a boyfriend?
2) What time do you finish?
3) Can I have your phone number?
4) Are you getting turned on dancing for me?
5) What was it like the first time you stripped?
6) Does your mother/family/boyfriend know you do this?
7) Why can't you get a better job?
Phil.
1) I'm having way too much fun being single! Plus I just don't want the dramas associated with a relationship. I'm so not looking for anyone and just enjoying myself.
2) Whenever the club deems it is time for me to finish which could be whenever.
3) Yeah, sure, after you have come into the club and been a customer of mine for a little while.
4) Oh yeah. Totally. I have this little kink or fetish if you want where I love knowing I'm being watched and the person is having dirty perverted thoughts about me. Yeah, I'm a voyeur.
5) Great! (and then I repeat something similar to my question 4 response)
6) No. All they care about is that I am happy and healthy. I'm 29 years of age, so they know that I'm an adult and what I do or don't do is of concern to me.
7) Because I don't want to be an employee and I'm just so suited to this form of work. (and then I repeat something similar to my question 4 response)
These questions are annoying however since someone is bound to ask these questions at least once in every night (even the slowest of slow nights) then I have a 'script' or standard set of answers to use to help quickly overcome these questions and lead back hopefully onto a sale.
cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 05:27 PM
4) Oh yeah. Totally. I have this little kink or fetish if you want where I love knowing I'm being watched and the person is having dirty perverted thoughts about me. Yeah, I'm a voyeur.
Just FYI...loving being watched would make you an exhibitionist....loving to watch others is a voyeur.
Dont want some random a-hole pointing that out to you and getting to feel superior..even for that 1/2 a second! (there was no "squashing the a-hole" smiley so....heres a moped for you...:moped: )
GoldCoastGirl
12-19-2007, 05:36 PM
so basically the guy needs to keep his mouth closed, not talk and sit back and enjoy? seems easy enough.......haha
Yeah. Who would think something so simple could be so so hard for them? :D
Just FYI...loving being watched would make you an exhibitionist....loving to watch others is a voyeur.
Dont want some random a-hole pointing that out to you and getting to feel superior..even for that 1/2 a second! (there was no "squashing the a-hole" smiley so....heres a moped for you... )
Actually, oops, my bad! (and yes I agree.. don't want them getting that one up on me!) I should have said I usually say "I love to watch you watching me and having dirty perverted thoughts in your head" or the quick one is "I love to watch and be watched".
Yet you would be surprised that not one has picked up on the difference between exhibitionist and voyeur! hahaha!
polester
12-19-2007, 06:08 PM
OK...side-out to the custy team:
Ladies: If you're gonna roll up on us and use the conversation-and-transition-to-dance-invitation gambit, PLEASE at least try to sell it. Nothing is worse than having our bar space occupied by a dancer who would rather be somewhere else doing something besides this and not even half-trying to hide it. Actual experience:
Dancer sits down beside me without asking or invitation and, while puffing away, never so much as glances at me and asks vacantly, "Hi there, how's your night goin' so far?"
Looking at the side of her face as she stares into some far corner of the room I reply, "Not bad...I stopped by my Vet's office on the way here and pigged-out on some discarded dog embryos out back in the dumpster."
"Oh yeah?....cool.", she replied, still not having looked at me at all. "Wanna' go play with me?"
My time is limited too. In spite of your right to do so, don't treat me like I'm SO desperate that I'll accept your minimalist effort as sufficient inducement to buy.
UtahMike
12-20-2007, 11:40 PM
Yeah. Who would think something so simple could be so so hard for them?
When I watched the beautiful girl dance naked, it was hard for me,