View Full Version : "Knocked Up II: The Stripperweb Edition"
sxybrat07
10-19-2007, 11:08 PM
Really, many thanks for all of your well wishes.
Sexiestbrat, we'll BOTH be in your neck of the woods this Xmastime! :D (For once, I'll feel like I fit in when I visit the family in Provo, where 2/3 of all females of childbearing age are in some stage of pregnancy.)
Yay!!!!! Come visit me, I'm lonely! :) Hehehe, you're gonna fit in with the whoooolllleeee state...hehehehe....
Blade
10-19-2007, 11:16 PM
hehehe Ive known for months about my rose and the jerkoff. He cheated on me and CO to be with HER! I'm think it's about time to come clean and admit that Mast IS NOT the father, I am. Sorry bro, she was drunk and I was there. I called out your name at the end however.
SQUIRT!
Seriously congrats you 2, bro I already gave you my blessings and told you my feelings on you as a dad so you know I think you'll rock.
If ya have any questions, don't be afraid to ask I'm an old bro at raising a brat or two.
Rose if yer doin home birth, can I come watch? I promise not to spill barbque sauce on you while I eat.
and Dea and I are a sw couple, Mr c and his better half are as well....
All Good Things
10-19-2007, 11:20 PM
"A quiet evening on the site," I tell myself. "I might actually get to bed before 4:00 AM, assuming Kat doesn't punch me in the nose again because Scarlett is taking the night off. And Jenny has simply grown bored with me."
Then, BOOM! Rose sets off this thermonuclear weapon that is so powerful it blows me across the room and sends shock waves across the whole SW network. The thread grows from 1 post to 45 in about 15 minutes. I'm looking at the site, blinking, wiping debris from my eyes, not at all sure the bandwidth -- even the expanded, kick-ass, Google-level bandwidth we've put in place -- can handle this tidal wave of affection, congratulations, advice, joy, laughter and anticipation of this wonderful event.
Oh, and by the way, who in the HELL broke the secret about me and Nic? It's impossible to keep anything under wraps around here.
Anyway, I'm late in coming to the party tonight, but I can't even begin to tell you just how pleased and proud and happy I am for the both of you. Such a blessing could not have been bestowed upon a more perfect and deserving couple. Don't worry, I won't write three paragraphs of rhapsodic prose that nobody will ever read anyway (yeah, I know, my erotica gets read, but nothing else ever does.) I am just so happy for you both.
Although there are many SW couples (more than have been identified), I think you two may have the very first SW baby. I'm not sure of the protocol on this, but I think Pryce is required to be the godfather and I'm required to pay for all baby showers. Or something like that. I have to check the rulebook.
And of course Mast defines the perfect father. He's that unique combination of Jim Carrey and Tim Allen, with just the slightest pinch of Dr. Phil thrown in for laughs.
Anyway, much love and affection to you both. Just be safe and healthy and happy and get as much sleep as you possibly can before the baby is born, because after the blessed event, you will never, ever sleep again.
Blade
10-19-2007, 11:23 PM
get as much sleep as you possibly can before the baby is born, because after the blessed event, you will never, ever sleep again.yeah that is the TRUTH. Ours are 10-11 and we STILL dont sleep.
Callyish
10-19-2007, 11:59 PM
Sorry TOO didn't mean to give out your secret :P
Blade... reason you and Dea don't sleep is cuz you're too busy fucking all the time :P Though I can't blame you... Dea is damn hot...
britt244
10-20-2007, 12:14 AM
i know another couple but i dunno if im supposed to say..
congrats! ;D
BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 12:49 AM
Dammit Britt, now I'm all curious....
*whine*
Callyish
10-20-2007, 12:53 AM
Me toooooooooooo!!!!!!! I wanna know the other SW couple! LoL
I Wanna Know, Toooooooooooo!!! :D
francescadubois
10-20-2007, 01:07 AM
Congrats, guys!! Mast, you're gonna be one of those cool, quirky ass dads!! Rose is gonna be that no-nonsense mom!! You guys are both intelligent, and that's a formula to make one awesome-ass brilliant kid!! Blessings to you and your baby!! :)
PaigeDWinter
10-20-2007, 01:33 AM
I totally had no idea Mast and Rose were a couple. :doh:
Yeah I didn't know either.
Congrats.
Chrissy68
10-20-2007, 01:50 AM
:eye-poppi :faint: :yikes:
wow just wow! mastypants and rose, sittin in a tree... oh wait. i knew about this one months ago. but preggo. wow!!! rose, congrats! (mast i told jesusaur)
:hat: my hat's off to your super sperm.
tell me, was this planned? so i assume then rose moved to mast? im so wowed i am just sitting here smiling for you both.
;D CONGRATULATIONS FOLKS!
TigersMilk
10-20-2007, 02:16 AM
So everyone is fucking on here huh!? JK
Congrats to both of you! :wave: More SW babies! Cute babies too! I was shocked to see this thread. :spit: The cats waaay out of the bag; in fact, he exploded from the bag. :flower: :dance:
Bridgette
10-20-2007, 02:37 AM
So everyone is fucking on here huh!? JK Coz we's a buncha incestuous hos like dat. haha ;D
Congrats to yall.
austinatalie
10-20-2007, 03:37 AM
*dumbfounded* congrats!
Sinder
10-20-2007, 04:11 AM
Congrats to you both Rose White and Mast! I'm happy for you both!
Chicagoeditor
10-20-2007, 05:49 AM
Wow! I go away for a day and miss all the massive news! Congrats to you and Mr. Mast! Have a happy and healthy baby, sexy mama.
cherryripeboy
10-20-2007, 06:10 AM
Wow, a mind blowing happy thread, fist thing in my moning!! Wow Just Wow! Can we make this thread dominate the lounge in a good way?
Why is a parody of a country song running in my head. Now, mommies, don't raise your children to be computer techs....
Congratulations, the lack of sleep starts here. Mast, I seriously suggest you take some massage therapy lessons. Your dear one, will need lots of massages once the little one is here. Yeah I know before to, but trust me, more after.
All this time I thought Mast kept getting chained up in Whilerz basement. lol
DylanAngel
10-20-2007, 06:11 AM
Rose, I just sent you a PM asking where your thread was and I just found it, so disregard.
And congratulations!!! Now I want pregnant Rose and Mast pix to add to my other pix of you two!!
And, like CO's invite...if you guys get to the NY area, dinner is on me and Brad as well.
RW, much love to you and I hope your pregnancy is an easy one.
RoseWhite
10-20-2007, 07:59 AM
Oh, and by the way, who in the HELL broke the secret about me and Nic? It's impossible to keep anything under wraps around here.
Not it! Not it!
Anyway, I'm late in coming to the party tonight, but I can't even begin to tell you just how pleased and proud and happy I am for the both of you. Such a blessing could not have been bestowed upon a more perfect and deserving couple. Don't worry, I won't write three paragraphs of rhapsodic prose that nobody will ever read anyway (yeah, I know, my erotica gets read, but nothing else ever does.) I am just so happy for you both.
Thank you so very much! Your blessing is welcome indeed.
Although there are many SW couples (more than have been identified), I think you two may have the very first SW baby. I'm not sure of the protocol on this, but I think Pryce is required to be the godfather and I'm required to pay for all baby showers. Or something like that. I have to check the rulebook.
I wasn't sure about that one particular point either, the "SW baby" part! Have there been other babies conceived by people who met ON the site? If we are the first, hmm . . . maybe their first and middle initials will have to be "S.W." (MAYBE.)
And of course Mast defines the perfect father. He's that unique combination of Jim Carrey and Tim Allen, with just the slightest pinch of Dr. Phil thrown in for laughs.
:rotfl: He's gonna love the Dr. Phil part.
Anyway, much love and affection to you both. Just be safe and healthy and happy and get as much sleep as you possibly can before the baby is born, because after the blessed event, you will never, ever sleep again.
Just as soon as I stop having to get up to pee three times a night, I'll get right on that. ;)
RoseWhite
10-20-2007, 08:09 AM
Many thankings to you all! The more good vibes we have, the better. :goodvibes:
tell me, was this planned? so i assume then rose moved to mast? im so wowed i am just sitting here smiling for you both.
;D CONGRATULATIONS FOLKS!
Well . . . I have to say, no, it definitely wasn't planned, but it was a very happy surprise. (Calls offstage: Is that fair to say, honey?) Yes, he says that's fair to say.
But actually, I haven't moved to is place, and he's not moving to mine, exactly, either. We're both relocating, as he's working on setting up a branch of his business in outer Boston area. This way we can both continue on with much of the work and connections in our lives AND gradually transition to being together full-time.
This will be a work in progress for a while, and it means I'll be operating as a single mom a few weeks out of the month for a bit, but gradually spending more and more time in the same place (and of course we'll be together full-time for a good while right after the birth). I know at face value it sounds insane, but I really believe that if we're both determined to make it work, we can. Again, eventually we'll be cohabiting full time, it's just a question of how long it all will take logistically.
Rose, I just sent you a PM asking where your thread was and I just found it, so disregard.
And congratulations!!! Now I want pregnant Rose and Mast pix to add to my other pix of you two!!
Hee hee, I replied anyway. Thanks honey! HUGS!
And pictures? I'll be happy to start posing for them once it's obvious I'm pregnant and not just getting pudgy. :P This is truly a strange in-between zone, here. Once the "bump" distinguishes itself clearly from the, well, padding, you betcha!
LatinaRose
10-20-2007, 08:40 AM
Congrats girlie!! Are you hoping for a boy or a girl??
Mastridonicus
10-20-2007, 08:58 AM
Aww, honey, you'll get to hear it Tuesday! It just couldn't be avoided with the first two. Forgive me?
How could I not? Those beautiful silver eyes....always get me.
And YOU will always make me laugh WHILE I'm swooning. Or swoon while I'm laughing. (Makes a girl positively dizzy.)
My Aunt Gerda said the SAME THING. If she's any indication of the results, break out the incense.
Yek linked to Mast's chili thread and I was just thinking to myself "awwww he's cuuuuuute" so with your stripper hotness you'll have a beautiful baby!
AWWW! Trust me, I'm begging the High Priestess that she contributes more to the looks department than I. If I don't get my wish, well, there's always a sacred jewel shard.
Mast how could you???!!!!!!
Congrats....
AWWW BABY! I GOT LUV ENUFF 4 2.
I totally had no idea Mast and Rose were a couple. :doh:
Congrats!
Me neither.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY YYY!!!!!!!!! Congrats guys!!!!! :) :D :) Dammit Mast, you're making it difficult for me to steal your woman, keep your sperm out of it!!!
Sometimes that damn thing has a mind of it's own, Sis! Honestly, I just don't think the little guy wanted to wait anymore.
RoseWhite
10-20-2007, 09:09 AM
Congrats girlie!! Are you hoping for a boy or a girl??
I just don't know!!! Part of me wants a boy simply because I was such an AWFUL teenager, and I dread having to go through female adolescence again, but really, I WILL be happy with either. This big question is whether we find out ahead of time or aim for being surprised.
I always thought I'd want to be surprised, but I have to admit, now that I'm actually pregnant, I'm much more curious than I anticipated. What IS this little mystery creature???
britt244
10-20-2007, 09:17 AM
Dammit Britt, now I'm all curious....
*whine*
Me toooooooooooo!!!!!!! I wanna know the other SW couple! LoL
I Wanna Know, Toooooooooooo!!! :D
i dont know if im supposed to say.. haha and my big mouth can never keep secrets so i dont wanna get in trouble!
for the record, you two are way. too. cute.
Mastridonicus
10-20-2007, 09:32 AM
Yay!!!!! Come visit me, I'm lonely! Hehehe, you're gonna fit in with the whoooolllleeee state...hehehehe....
Can I come too! BWITNEY?!
I am. Sorry bro, she was drunk and I was there. I called out your name at the end however.
This will come up again. I promise you. Consider it banked for later withdrawal.
Rose if yer doin home birth, can I come watch? I promise not to spill barbque sauce on you while I eat.
Shit dude, we're splitting on the wings from KFC. You better save me sum. Sheeut.
Either way, I'm relieved to know I can call on ya for support.
"A quiet evening on the site," I tell myself. "I might actually get to bed before 4:00 AM, assuming Kat doesn't punch me in the nose again because Scarlett is taking the night off. And Jenny has simply grown bored with me."
Ahh....it's just a phase!
Then, BOOM! Rose sets off this thermonuclear weapon that is so powerful it blows me across the room and sends shock waves across the whole SW network. The thread grows from 1 post to 45 in about 15 minutes. I'm looking at the site, blinking, wiping debris from my eyes, not at all sure the bandwidth -- even the expanded, kick-ass, Google-level bandwidth we've put in place -- can handle this tidal wave of affection, congratulations, advice, joy, laughter and anticipation of this wonderful event.
Google-Level Bandwidth?!?! No shit!
Oh, and by the way, who in the HELL broke the secret about me and Nic? It's impossible to keep anything under wraps around here.
Who's NIC? ;)
Anyway, I'm late in coming to the party tonight, but I can't even begin to tell you just how pleased and proud and happy I am for the both of you. Such a blessing could not have been bestowed upon a more perfect and deserving couple. Don't worry, I won't write three paragraphs of rhapsodic prose that nobody will ever read anyway (yeah, I know, my erotica gets read, but nothing else ever does.) I am just so happy for you both.
I'd read them :(
Seriously, though, TOO, It's the paragraphs like the one above that really make me appreciate your involvement and consideration to post in a thread involving me. It's a real honor to get your attention in such eloquent representations. Means a lot. Thanks.
Although there are many SW couples (more than have been identified), I think you two may have the very first SW baby. I'm not sure of the protocol on this, but I think Pryce is required to be the godfather and I'm required to pay for all baby showers. Or something like that. I have to check the rulebook.
Naw...I'm actually quite convinced, and anyone who knows us well enough to know us would say: The baby had us.
And of course Mast defines the perfect father. He's that unique combination of Jim Carrey and Tim Allen, with just the slightest pinch of Dr. Phil thrown in for laughs.
You know...Not Cool. Is the pinch of Dr. Phil what Tim Allen snorted before laughing the evening off like Jim Carrey high on something he has no idea about?
I'm more like a unique combination of Bob Villa and Master Shake and a pinch of:
http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/displayimage.php?imageid=4419
Again, thanks.
So everyone is fucking on here huh!? JK
Congrats to both of you! More SW babies! Cute babies too! I was shocked to see this thread.
ME TOO!
Congrats, guys!! Mast, you're gonna be one of those cool, quirky ass dads!! Rose is gonna be that no-nonsense mom!! You guys are both intelligent, and that's a formula to make one awesome-ass brilliant kid!! Blessings to you and your baby!!
And from you, I couldn't have received a finer gift. I hope to live up to exactly those expectations. And occasionally blow bubbles in my soymilk.
sxybrat07
10-20-2007, 09:35 AM
Can I come too! BWITNEY?!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh this kid is in for it....
Mastridonicus
10-20-2007, 09:39 AM
Yeah I didn't know either.
Congrats.
I KNOW you knew about Rose and I, Miss Paige! I TOLD you about it when I was coming down to Florida. Both you and Venus. However, due to finding out the knowledge then, Rose and I had a lot more on our plates a lot more sudden and we really needed to focus on us. But we'll get ya. Just you wait.
:eye-poppi :faint: :yikes:
wow just wow! mastypants and rose, sittin in a tree... oh wait. i knew about this one months ago. but preggo. wow!!! rose, congrats! (mast i told jesusaur)
Thank you! And as Rose, much more clearly annunciates, it was most definitely a surprise. But a very good one. I have every faith that the two of us will make this work.
I would write more, but it looks like we may have to get going soon.
PaigeDWinter
10-20-2007, 09:56 AM
I KNOW you knew about Rose and I, Miss Paige! I TOLD you about it when I was coming down to Florida.
Actually, all I knew was that you were hanging out with her. ;)
Vyanka
10-20-2007, 09:58 AM
Oh wow, congrats to the both you! :-* :) I can see Mast being a real fun dad. ;D
DylanAngel
10-20-2007, 10:03 AM
I guess this means that I have to make a baby cradle cake for you!
(For those of you that don't know, Rose makes the most OUTRAGEOUS cakes)
Actually, you're the reason I'm not part of Jade's Cookie Harem...it's because I'm part of Rose's Cake Brigade!
Lola Rose
10-20-2007, 10:08 AM
woohoo for more sw babies!!!!!
with my luck, when i'm having my own little sw baby, I'll be the only one! :(
NinaDaisy
10-20-2007, 10:34 AM
I keep pleading with Katrine that she shouldn't hide our love from the world, but my tears and wailing fall on deaf ears... :P
Rose and Mast, congratulations! This is wonderful!
Rose, I'm a Taurus too, but with any luck your kid won't turn out anything like me.
Take good care of yourself and I can't wait to see the pics in a few months!!!
MrChristopher
10-20-2007, 10:36 AM
I honestly had no idea about this whole Rose/Mast business. I feel duped. Was I just not paying attention? I mean, he did the whole Masty-flirty thing in posts, but he does that shit with ME, so, you know, I breezed past it.
Congratulations, you silly kids.
DylanAngel
10-20-2007, 10:39 AM
I honestly had no idea about this whole Rose/Mast business. I feel duped. Was I just not paying attention? I mean, he did the whole Masty-flirty thing in posts, but he does that shit with ME, so, you know, I breezed past it.
Congratulations, you silly kids.
Be thankful you breezed past it and didn't encourage it; it could've been YOU that was knocked up by Mast!;D
Vyanka
10-20-2007, 10:44 AM
I guess this means that I have to make a baby cradle cake for you!
(For those of you that don't know, Rose makes the most OUTRAGEOUS cakes)
Actually, you're the reason I'm not part of Jade's Cookie Harem...it's because I'm part of Rose's Cake Brigade!
That's right she does! :) Some of us were honored to have a delish beautiful bday cake from her.
Your kid is going to have the coolest bday cakes in the neighborhood. 8)
Katrine
10-20-2007, 02:11 PM
Congratulations!
And NinaDaisy, I love you. Let's move to Hawaii or Vermont and get gay-married!
Yekhefah
10-20-2007, 04:22 PM
I've already congratulated you guys but here it is again. That's going to be one seriously well-fed, wacky-humored, good-looking kid!
phillyvixen
10-20-2007, 04:56 PM
I'm so happy for you guys!!
Congrats all around!
I told my fiance and his response was.. hmmmmm so a man can get laid from stripperweb. I thought only PL guys came on there. I told him Mast put in his time and deserves all the happiness in the world!
Did the baby come out yet?
There are at least 3 other SW couples in the closet still.
Maybe we should post a "Coming out of the SW couple closet" thread.
velvet
10-21-2007, 01:56 AM
whoa major news.
congrats to the new parents!
Melonie
10-21-2007, 06:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trPCVKwFwg8
RoseWhite
10-21-2007, 08:10 AM
First, I want to congratulate NinaDaisy and Katrine on their upcoming nuptials! :D Aloha!
Rose, I'm a Taurus too, but with any luck your kid won't turn out anything like me.
Hee hee, my OWN childhood is enough of a precedent to overcome. Well, we all have to accept our karma somehow.
And y'all, no need to choose between the Cookie Harem and the Cake Brigade! That just means more sweet treats for all!
Melonie, ha! I also appreciated this clip in the Related Links:
Deleted scene from "Knocked Up". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0L1tVbxj14&mode=related&search=)(I think they should call it "Knockedup Mountain".)
DylanAngel
10-21-2007, 08:16 AM
And y'all, no need to choose between the Cookie Harem and the Cake Brigade! That just means more sweet treats for all!
But the cookies aren't covered in beeeeees!!!!
AlexxaHex
10-21-2007, 02:19 PM
Melonie, ha! I also appreciated this clip in the Related Links:
(I think they should call it "Knockedup Mountain".)
:laughing: I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted the director to throw artistic integrity out the window and get to the juicy stuff too.
MrChristopher
10-21-2007, 02:39 PM
^LOL at " A mouthful of Ledger".
Sophia_Starina
10-25-2007, 01:33 PM
Awww!!!! Kudos, you two!!! Thats so wonderful!
Hey,
Congrat's!! Sorry havent been on in couple of days. Just found out. I'm pregnant too. We will have to share stories.
RoseWhite
10-25-2007, 05:50 PM
^^ See? I keep saying we should start a new subforum for parenting stuff called BreederWeb. ;D Congrats to you too!