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Robertjordan
02-17-2009, 03:14 PM
Many years ago at the Stir Crazy Lounge in Miami in the middle of a lapdance. I'm aroused so I ask the dancer something like, "can you feel that?" Honestly I was wondering aloud if she could feel that I was aroused. She replied, "OK, but keep an eye out for the manager." She proceeded to "feel me."
Deacon Frost
03-13-2009, 09:04 PM
There's a very cute, very outspoken lesbian dancer at club I sometimes go. We always a chat a bit, then I tip what I can when she's on stage. One night, she just ran up to me, twisted my nipple hard, and said "If I ever decide to fuck a man, it's gonna be you!"
Total SS, but it put a smile on my face.
Earl_the_Pearl
04-03-2009, 06:48 PM
"The HOTTEST thing said to you by a dancer?" Lick my pussy.:highfive:
GeorgeBailey
04-04-2009, 04:54 PM
Many years ago at the Stir Crazy Lounge in Miami in the middle of a lapdance. I'm aroused so I ask the dancer something like, "can you feel that?" Honestly I was wondering aloud if she could feel that I was aroused. She replied, "OK, but keep an eye out for the manager." She proceeded to "feel me."
Now THAT is truly LOL funny!
Trytheclassics
04-13-2009, 11:27 AM
Many years ago at the Stir Crazy Lounge in Miami in the middle of a lapdance. I'm aroused so I ask the dancer something like, "can you feel that?" Honestly I was wondering aloud if she could feel that I was aroused. She replied, "OK, but keep an eye out for the manager." She proceeded to "feel me."
My water just came out my nose. So funny...
Golden_Rule
04-13-2009, 05:02 PM
Hottest thing a dancer ever said to me was, "I just asked Earl_The_Pearl to lick my pussy."
[Then she held up this wet cat. I threw up a little in my mouth.]
Sorry Earl, couldn't resist. :)
yoda57us
04-14-2009, 05:43 AM
I'll be there in an hour. What's your room number?
Earl_the_Pearl
04-23-2009, 08:40 PM
Hottest thing a dancer ever said to me was, "I just asked Earl_The_Pearl to lick my pussy."
[Then she held up this wet cat. I threw up a little in my mouth.]
Sorry Earl, couldn't resist. :)
So there were cameras in the LD room. :O