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BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 09:24 PM
Do you mean my $1100 lease payment for my Escalade hasn't been impressing the chicks? Fuck.

FBR

Well, not the environmentalist ones at least:P

FBR
10-24-2007, 09:36 PM
Well, not the environmentalist ones at least:P

So. Would you like me if I had a Prius? I mean, if you say "yes" I would buy one. I wouldn't drive the underpowered piece of shit but it would make a nice statement ;)

FBR

yoda57us
10-24-2007, 10:55 PM
LOL Yoda. If I had a dick as robust as my lease payment then I would have something to brag about ;)

Obviously you've never heard about my porn career back in the eighties...
My screen name was "The Hot Italian Sausage".


Seriously, it's a perk I take advantage of since I own the joint. Otherwise I would be driving something more reasonable. But I hope you don't think less of me for taking advantage of the tax laws.

FBR

Think any less of you? FBR, I wanna be just like you when I grow up!

Emily
10-25-2007, 02:41 PM
I'll be honest, I never knew it was officially a "Bimmer". That's what the russians call them and I always hear it in my head that way.....

my douchebag ex taught me that. And they are not called "points" in baseball.

That's about all he was good for.


Well, not the environmentalist ones at least:P

word, and chicks don't really dig hummers because we think you have small penises, but that's has nothing to do with being a customer, just in general.

Katrine
10-25-2007, 10:04 PM
Either way, any hot strippers who want to ride in my Bimmer PM me and maybe I'll let you pay me to drive you down the street the 1 mile that two of the more popular clubs are from my house.......

Yuck, I'm in such idiot mode tonight.....

Lysondra
10-25-2007, 10:10 PM
BMWs don't impress me. Two days ago I got to drive a 59 Pink Cadillac Deville and a red 59 Camaro. Now THAT impressed me. Those are some goddamn impressive cars.

(Also, the pink Caddy is on sale for 40k. Should I get it?)

Katrine
10-25-2007, 10:13 PM
Obviously you've never heard about my porn career back in the eighties...
My screen name was "The Hot Italian Sausage".

Oh yes you are!

Brendita
10-25-2007, 11:37 PM
More expensive cars mean bigger car payments, which means less money for strippers. :D

ruru123
10-26-2007, 01:49 AM
More expensive cars mean bigger car payments, which means less money for strippers. :D

exaclty! impress us with giving US your money. that impresses us BIG TIME!

ruru123
10-26-2007, 01:51 AM
Are girls impressed by what kind of car a custy has? Do they ever check out what the customer is driving after he leaves for qualification purposes ($$)?

If so, what kind of car do ladies like? I am thinking about getting a beamer.

the only thing that impresses me is how much you spent on me at the club. i could care less what you drove here, if you took the bus or road your mountain bike..lol. as long as your wallet is full and ready to empty on moi!:P

I_luv_dancers!
10-26-2007, 12:10 PM
Warren Buffet drives a Ford Crown Vic. Bill Gates drives a 20-year old Porsche 911, Sam Walton drove a Chevy pickup and Paul Allen drives an old pickup......

I'm just sayin'......

showmethemoney
10-26-2007, 12:31 PM
I could care less what a customer drives. All I care about is whats in his wallet and if he is an asshole who gropes me.
I second that. Well said, Callyish;)

ironmaidern
10-26-2007, 01:25 PM
Beemer, Beamer, Bimmer......Beem, Beam, Bim....

I have never heard anyone call the car a bimmer! Maybe I just don't know enought people who own BMWs. If I am going to be criticized on this point then I'm buying a Honda.

Inna
10-26-2007, 01:38 PM
if he sell his car to tip me and buy dances from me , then I care what car he has.
still i don't care about the color !!

P.S. I have heard fire trucks are expensive :P

Inna
10-26-2007, 01:43 PM
More expensive cars mean bigger car payments, which means less money for strippers. :D

Haha :d here is an economist:D

Embyr
10-26-2007, 02:56 PM
From Wiki...
The term "beemer" started as an acronym for the abbreviation "BMW," adapted from the early-20th century British pronunciation of BSA (as "beeser" or "beezer"), whose motorcycles were often racing BMWs. Over time, the term became closely associated with BMW motorcycles.
In the United States, the term "bimmer" was later coined to refer (exclusively) to BMW automobiles. As such, use of the word "beemer" to refer to a BMW automobile is frowned upon by some BMW enthusiasts,[4] because it is the term used for motorcycles. Although the distinction is completely arbitrary, to this day, the media, movies, and most people still use the term "beemer" to refer to the automobiles.

THIS is what I thought. Bimmer refers to cars cars, Beemer refers to bikes.

and I wasn't being blasphemous... ehhe I do love my car, I keep her because even with that mileage, I can still race all the SoCal BoyZZ who attempt to show off their macho superiority and win. :D I agree- bmw is a wonderful car, for those with the $ (i.e. able to get a lower mileage, newer model car) it's totally worth it (before the reliability craps out on you :P ) but to impress strippers? ain't happening.

miss marina
10-26-2007, 03:07 PM
exaclty! impress us with giving US your money. that impresses us BIG TIME!


:yes:

OdysseusNJ
10-28-2007, 11:04 PM
Are girls impressed by what kind of car a custy has? Do they ever check out what the customer is driving after he leaves for qualification purposes ($$)?

If so, what kind of car do ladies like? I am thinking about getting a beamer.

Ironmaiden, was this even a "for really" post? Really?

If you have luxury car cash to blow on dancers, just buy a friggen' pony or two. It's still a retardedly long shot, but I know at least two dancers who might maybe one in a million be foolish enough to go OTC with a custie who hit them with "hey, would you like to go riding on my horses that I own, hey did I mention I own a horse?!?!" - if it was your lucky day and if you were hot and/or well spoken. But a beemer, jeez, if dancers had a dollar for every dude who walked into the club driving a bmw... oh wait, they do have a dollar for every dude who walks into the club driving a bmw, unless the asshole doesn't stage tip.

Jenny
10-28-2007, 11:08 PM
I can't even begin to tell you how much more likely I would be to go and play with some guy's pony than his car.

FBR
10-28-2007, 11:11 PM
Since BMW's are now lame, how about Escalades? I mean, I was counting on it being my penis extension.

FBR

Katrine
10-28-2007, 11:27 PM
Since BMW's are now lame, how about Escalades? I mean, I was counting on it being my penis extension.

FBR

Horses are still cooler than any car. Lots of cash is the coolest though. I also like guys who ride bicycles. They are often into health and the environment. But that'a IRL. Strip club, all that matters is the benjamins.

FBR
10-28-2007, 11:39 PM
Kat well have at the bicycle riding environmentally sensitive no money mother fuckers. I bet your attention to them will earn you a place in heaven :)

FBR

Jenny
10-28-2007, 11:44 PM
Horses are cute and fluffy and have big pretty eyes with big pretty eyelashes. Now what do you have to say about the car?

I'm with Kat on the fit, environmentally sensitive types, as well.

FBR
10-28-2007, 11:48 PM
Ironmaiden, was this even a "for really" post? Really?

If you have luxury car cash to blow on dancers, just buy a friggen' pony or two. It's still a retardedly long shot, but I know at least two dancers who might maybe one in a million be foolish enough to go OTC with a custie who hit them with "hey, would you like to go riding on my horses that I own, hey did I mention I own a horse?!?!" - if it was your lucky day and if you were hot and/or well spoken. But a beemer, jeez, if dancers had a dollar for every dude who walked into the club driving a bmw... oh wait, they do have a dollar for every dude who walks into the club driving a bmw, unless the asshole doesn't stage tip.

Dude, you have no idea what you are talking about. I mean, you actually took your shirt off and took a picture of yourself in a mirror in order to post it on a stripper board.

FBR

OdysseusNJ
10-28-2007, 11:48 PM
I can't even begin to tell you how much more likely I would be to go and play with some guy's pony than his car.

I know, I wasn't kidding. Ponies! Let's turn this into a horsie thread.

FBR
10-29-2007, 12:01 AM
^^ Darcy will appreciate the heads up.

FBR

OdysseusNJ
10-29-2007, 12:10 AM
Dude, you have no idea what you are talking about. I mean, you actually took your shirt off and took a picture of yourself in a mirror in order to post it on a stripper board.

FBR

That pic predates my joining SW by a long time. Lots of people like showing off tattoos.

Yes I do know, personally, originally OTC, quite well and for many years, two strippers who love horsies. One of them is a member here. Also pay attention to the italics and exaggerated punctuation. The post was obviously mostly for laughs.

Why the hostility? I didn't take your Escalade post seriously. Sorry if shirtless guys bother you that much. Would you complain if a male stripper posted here and was shirtless and such?

Are there even any male strippers here?

OdysseusNJ
10-29-2007, 12:18 AM
^^ Darcy will appreciate the heads up.

FBR

This I don't understand. Are those arrows meant to point at my post? If moderators aren't supposed to let boys post pics or something just PM me. Be nice to the noobs.

Jenny
10-29-2007, 06:32 AM
And he's a musician and all. So shh, FBR. Don't scare him away.
Dude, you have no idea what you are talking about. I mean, you actually took your shirt off and took a picture of yourself in a mirror in order to post it on a stripper board.

FBR

maximvsv
10-29-2007, 03:07 PM
nope, couldn't care either way.

you want my beemer???? i'll sell it to you for 3 dollars. ;D it has nearly 200,000 mi, window falls off its track when you press back button, ac broke a while ago, pretty clean, no accidents.... strong engine, steering's fucked from person before me...


(my advice?? don't get a bmtrouble-ew. go japanese and reliable and save yourself the trouble.)

$3?

What year and model?


BMWs don't impress me. Two days ago I got to drive a 59 Pink Cadillac Deville and a red 59 Camaro. Now THAT impressed me. Those are some goddamn impressive cars.

(Also, the pink Caddy is on sale for 40k. Should I get it?)

Yes. And the Camaro had to be a different year--probably '69--since they didn't exist in '59.

Victoryx0x0
10-29-2007, 07:25 PM
i dont pay attention to the car he drives... at all

CalifSCVisitor65
10-29-2007, 08:28 PM
Dayum no wonder my ATF didn't want to go to Germany with me to get my new car in 05. ::)

I guess I shouldn't bother asking again for next May. :-\

BalletBaby
10-30-2007, 12:31 AM
So. Would you like me if I had a Prius? I mean, if you say "yes" I would buy one. I wouldn't drive the underpowered piece of shit but it would make a nice statement ;)

FBR

I like ponies better:D



word, and chicks don't really dig hummers because we think you have small penises, but that's has nothing to do with being a customer, just in general.

...and cars that have tires that elevate them really high off the ground just screams 'DOUCHE'! Or really big trucks when you don't need a really big truck.

FBR
10-30-2007, 09:49 PM
...and cars that have tires that elevate them really high off the ground just screams 'DOUCHE'! Or really big trucks when you don't need a really big truck.

So you mean that the 4 large I paid for my 22's makes me a douche? That is really disconcerting. I mean, I only spent that money hoping to impress you. Oh what a fool I am.

FBR

BalletBaby
10-30-2007, 10:27 PM
So you mean that the 4 large I paid for my 22's makes me a douche? That is really disconcerting. I mean, I only spent that money hoping to impress you. Oh what a fool I am.

FBR

Well that's a first! Every one I've seen has had some little white boy driving it. Stupid college boys!

*pictures fly eating muppet driving around in 22's*

FBR
10-30-2007, 10:31 PM
There you go. You gotta watch out for those stereotypes ;)

FBR

FBR
10-30-2007, 10:39 PM
And he's a musician and all. So shh, FBR. Don't scare him away.

Thank you Jenny.I got carried away for a minute. I'm fine now.

FBR

Katrine
10-31-2007, 07:23 AM
What does it matter what he drives if you don't see the car? I don't know of ANY SC that have windows all around with a clear view of the parking lot and the rest of the world. Tell them you drive a fucking F-18, they can't know and won't care.

And FBR, I hope you are joking about your Escalade. Its a nice car and all, but you seem awfully sensitive about the subject...

Chicagoeditor
10-31-2007, 07:25 AM
Tell them you drive a fucking F-18, they can't know and won't care.


Kat is in rare form this morning. ;D

FBR
11-01-2007, 06:46 PM
And FBR, I hope you are joking about your Escalade. Its a nice car and all, but you seem awfully sensitive about the subject...

Kat, arrogant and pretentious is the SW personna I hide behind. You should know that by now.

FBR

MinahSky
11-02-2007, 02:08 PM
FYI, you might as well know that a BMW is a "Bimmer", not a "Beamer."

http://www.bmwccbc.org/misc/tech-and-trivia/bimmer.html

Not that it matters, because this whole concept of a car impressing a stripper is stupid. One of the best customers I ever met drove a MINI Cooper.

Unless it was a vintage Mini, it is a BMW...MINI (in capitals) is a subsidiary of BMW.

As far as other "luxury" models go, all of them (Jaguar included) have purposely put out a car for the every day person to afford so they can compete with Accords and Camrys. They have lost some of their panache even if you are talking the top of the line models. The XK is only around $74K, where as the middle BMW is the same. To get anyone to raise an eyebrow these days, you have to be driving a Bugatti (over a million $$$) or be driven in a fleet of Maybachs or RR Phantoms.

Good credit does not get you any luxury car. You can't have a 720 and walk out of an Aston Martin dealership with a vehicle. Nor can you leave a BMW dealership with a 6, 7 or 8 series (a 3, yes, possibly a 5-but still have to drop $3-$5K down). The 6 series starts at around $74K. A base Aston Martin starts at over $100k. You need to have a a hefty salary or established trust to back it up.

Then again, half the strippers are too stupid to know the difference. As long as they see an emblem they recognize (what do you think keychains are for?), they'll be all over you.

ARCOR
11-14-2007, 06:37 PM
I have a TT and love it. Most girls don't know what kind of car that is. I might trade it in for a 350Z though. /:O Yeah, I am non committal.

98% of the girls I met don't care what kind of car you drive.