View Full Version : your best "being mean to a custy" story
malloryknox
10-30-2007, 03:19 AM
Cally those stupid twats you mentioned really reminded me of that dumb broad I mentioned in my above post.
Geeze I hope they went home feeling like jerks. And I cannot believe someone
ripped your eyebrow ring out? That is awful!
Oh and at that same shithole a friend of mine who worked there threw an ashtray at some assholes head after he touched her pussy on stage.
She also kicked another guys soda at him while he sat at the stage and tried to grab her.
Zinaida
10-31-2007, 08:21 PM
i say, "ohhh how sad. well, i sure hope you get that welfare check this week!"
I have to use that lol.
misslizzy
10-31-2007, 08:51 PM
This story (copy & pasted from a blog entry I made last year) is a bit different from the others in here, but it was still a really satisfying time I was mean to a custie.
"I knew this would happen sooner or later."
A funny thing happened at work last night. There were these two guys that were absolutely loving on me for about an hour. One of them was having a birthday, so they were having a little party, who showed up one by one. The fourth guy got there, and looked a bit familiar. When I was introduced to him, he seemed even more familiar just by his first name. Finally, I had to ask him, "I know this isn't really the best place to be recognizing people, but what town did you grow up in?" His reply was the same town I grew up in, and I knew it was who I thought it was.
He recognized me, too, and said I was about the last person he'd ever expect to run into in a strip club, and I replied truthfully that he was one of the first I expected. When he got all offended that I think he spends so much time in strip clubs, I had to explain to him that in taking a job as a stripper, less than 15 miles from the town I grew up in, it was inevitable that I would run into people I knew, and because of the nature of such things, even more inevitable that the first people I ran into would be the ones who were the very meanest to me when we were children.
When he started to deny being that mean to me when we were kids while almost-but-not-quite apologizing in the next breath, my course of action became clear: I was going make up for 6 years of having sharp and/or heavy things thrown at me and being called a dirty jewbag whore (in elementary school, mind you) by embarassing him in front of his friends (which was easy, they were totally eating this up and on my side), taking his beers (ok, only two beers; but the point was made), kicking him (I stuck my heel out into his midsection to get his attention when I wanted to ask him something as he walked by), and taking his money (I got a whole dollar from him; my stage set wasn't until they were leaving, by which point he was incredibly embarassed. But it was a Shame Dollar, so it was worth it).
Ordinarily, I'm not much on holding serious grudges against 10 year olds. But he tried to deny it. Not "I don't remember," but "I didn't." So I had to fuck with him.
rileySD
10-31-2007, 10:42 PM
i'm so glad i found sw because now when i go into the club i know what kinds of questions i'm going to hear all the time and have some comebacks prepared for them
mwahahahahahahaha!
Crow2
10-31-2007, 11:38 PM
So, tonight , I am sitting with the ultimate redneck. It was because of his friend that I was sitting there in the first place. Anyway, we're chit-chatting and Billy Bob starts with the questions, are you married, where you from and so forth.. he does a one eighty on me and this is what pops out of his stump broke ass mouth - " Will you go home with me?" I sit there for a second and without missing a beat I ask him " Are you stuck on stupid?" He gets this look like.. what did you just say to me?
Needless to say I went off and told Billy Bob all about himself and how disrepectful what he just said was.. his reply was " I did not mean it" Which I promptly cut him off in the middle of his backpeadling with "Well, if you did not mean it, why did you say it? And furthermore Mister twatwaffle, don't try to play word games with me. You'll only piss me off more you fucking asshole."
Then I promptly got up and left, cursing him LOUDLY as I left. Fucker..
Sometimes I just dispise the South and the backwards-ness of some inbred idiots.
PoleSiren
04-02-2009, 05:27 PM
This is probably pretty mild, but when I get in that bitchy mood, I start fining customers. They get a warning, then they owe me money for touching me or putting their mouth on me. No joke, if we're in VIP, and I'm charging $40/dance, and he touches me after I tell him no, it's $20. If he argues about it, the price may go up. A lot. And also, I tell on guys, after I get their fines, I'll get them kicked out so I don't have to look at them anymore. I haven't done it in a long time, but when I'm in that mood, I'm not sitting around and putting up with their bullshit for free.
It's so awesome that works for you. I never give a forewarning. IF a guy is being an ass and I've just spent the last however long doing my naked self-defense routine instead of actually dancing, I just tag on a few extra songs. If they're drunk and aren't counting, they'll never know. I consider it asshole tax.
sunnie86
04-02-2009, 10:05 PM
I had a custie try to pull down my g string while on stage...he got my 6" platform in his face and go kicked out with no refund :D
Kaelyria
04-03-2009, 12:09 AM
I smacked a guy who tried to pull my thong off while i was on stage in a topless only bar. but the best one was about a year earlier. I was standing by the DJ booth waiting for the current barely legal to finish asking for the same three hiphop songs that everyone else danced to when I felt a hand on my skirt lifting up. I turned around so fast he never got a chance to look up my skirt. I back handed him and said "Excuse me fucker but just because I take my clothes off for a living doesn't mean you can just walk up and take my clothes off with out even introducing yourself first. You now owe me a cocktail of my choice and the cash for the dance you just bought but won't be getting." In the hand that wasn't grabbing for my skirt he was holding a $20 and waiting for the waitress. I snatched it from his numb hand and said "Thank you." His friends just stood there open mouthed and the DJ started clapping. The guy left faster than snow in Florida.
~K
Ruby Ruckus
04-07-2009, 01:07 PM
oh wow. an old thread i made. haha.
chanzep
04-07-2009, 01:32 PM
I wear glasses but when I danced, I'd take them off (can't do contacts).
One night as I'm leaving, I have my glasses on so I can drive. I walk past a custy who says to me...
Him: "you look better with your glasses off"
Me: "gee that's funny cuz' YOU look better with my glasses off too!"
Shut that dumb fucker right up.
Ok, so maybe not the meanest...I've been involved in physical altercations with custies as well, but this one always sticks out in my mind because his friends never let him live it down for weeks after!
that sure told him and made me laugh
chanzep
04-07-2009, 01:36 PM
Being mean puts me in too bad a mood to hustle. I've done it a few times, though. If I'm going to say something mean, I like to lean in and whisper it in their ear in a sexy voice, so it takes it a second to register that I'm not just murmuring sweet nothings. The look on their voice when they realize I just called them a cheap prick and told them to take their hands off my ass is priceless.
Girlinterrupted might remember this: once while dancing in Dallas for a week there was a table of Middle Eastern guys who came in every day and propositioned every girl who walked by to come with them to their hotel room. Finally, on the last day I was there, one of them asked me for a dance. As soon as I started dancing, he started trying to hump my ass like a nasty little lap dog, so I slowly danced further and further away, and he kept sliding down in his chair and thrusting his hips at me, trying to make contact with my ass. I kept edging away little by little until -- YES!-- he fell out of his chair. It was priceless. He didn't buy anymore dances. :-\
ha ha haaaaaaaaa
chanzep
04-07-2009, 01:42 PM
I was spinning on my back and my shoe went flying by this guy... he grabs it and starts to run out of the club. I grabbed my other shoe and threw it at him and clocked him in the head really hard.
Okay that wasn't mean but it was funny.
Umm.. mean... OH!
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92096
No it's reaallllllllllly funny, I wish i saw this thread B4 its great.