View Full Version : I need a female fuckbuddy :(
austinatalie
11-04-2007, 03:06 AM
Well, if everyone chickened out im pretty sure we could just have fun like a regular stripperfest!
Bridgette
11-04-2007, 05:35 AM
i don't really need booze. but if other girls need it, whatever. i think i will most likely be in the corner watching... i like to masturabte more than anything.LOL right on ;D
Katrine
11-04-2007, 11:22 AM
Corgan is watching you masterbate!
Mastridonicus
11-05-2007, 07:15 AM
Corgan is watching you masterbate!
Corgan is ceiling cat?
SundayMorning
11-05-2007, 07:56 AM
Corgan is ceiling cat?
It explains so much!
Oh and also, we ALL have to get our periods aligned so that we can plan this on a weekend that NONE of us are ragging. Or PMSing. Start workin' on it, ladies!
Corgan
11-05-2007, 09:46 AM
i rag the 2nd week of the month. but like i said, im a masturbator. i wanna make out and watch though.... maybe opther things ;)
Katrine
11-05-2007, 07:52 PM
Corgan is ceiling cat?
If ceiling cat is god, who created the heavens and the earth, then Corgan is one of his children and was made in his image. Thus, Corgan IS ceiling cat. We all have a little celing cat inside of us.
Now, how many cats would ceiling cat become if he jumped out of a ceiling and landed in a box. Then, the box would be closed.:O
Mastridonicus
11-05-2007, 08:00 PM
i rag the 2nd week of the month. but like i said, im a masturbator. i wanna make out and watch though.... maybe opther things ;)
Deaaarrrr Penthouse FORUMS
If ceiling cat is god, who created the heavens and the earth, then Corgan is one of his children and was made in his image. Thus, Corgan IS ceiling cat. We all have a little celing cat inside of us.
Now, how many cats would ceiling cat become if he jumped out of a ceiling and landed in a box. Then, the box would be closed.:O
God doesn't love all of us. He just watches on the commercial breaks. However, incentive to masturbate if Ceiling Corgan is watching....
ColetteCalahan
11-14-2007, 02:00 PM
soooo.... uhh, when? i pm'd austinatalie under my old handle and heard nothing.... booooo..... i wanna join in!!!! ;D (i'm nervous/skirred, but something tells me it'll be worth it....)
Corgan
11-14-2007, 02:03 PM
yes we need an update. i don't know what's going on!
ColetteCalahan
11-14-2007, 02:07 PM
^ I saw some people posting about 'april?' i thought this was happening in jan. or something? I am confuzzled! austinatalie, please PM me/us.... :)
SundayMorning
11-14-2007, 03:05 PM
According to the random thread, she was letting this thread rest for now; SFF is tentatively on for December/January and she was gonna make a new thread when it got closer to crunch time. Or smooch time. Whichever.
I know I know....must make with the mackings!
ColetteCalahan
11-14-2007, 03:12 PM
uhh.... if this is 1 to 2 months away and i need to book a flight, i say that counts as crunch time!!! :O (but i respect her OP-ness.)
BalletBaby
11-14-2007, 03:14 PM
^If you are who I think you are, I'ma lick you
ColetteCalahan
11-14-2007, 03:27 PM
*squirms with excitement* ;D
hardkandee
11-22-2007, 03:14 PM
uhh.... if this is 1 to 2 months away and i need to book a flight, i say that counts as crunch time!!! :O (but i respect her OP-ness.)
I know it's not very practical, but it would be sexy if you drove.
And picked me up. On that beautiful new bike. :blush:
I'd be happy to ride as your bitch.
Corgan
11-22-2007, 05:09 PM
this all sounded ton of fun untill someone brought up the picture and people just sitting and watchin..i was all or this idea but Bridgette does have a point.. seems like drama is gonna happen .. i love ladies but i am not for " me being bad for all to see" pics..
otherswise everyone have a ton of fun .
may be i ll get lucky in vegas
oh please... i was just saying watching is more my style. you took it so negatively.
no one is forcing you to come.
if hardkandee comes though, i will most likely force her to cum......
Alaska
11-22-2007, 06:04 PM
I love Austin! (have not had the chance to spend some quality time in it yet tho.) Well aside from getting my nips piereced there last Thxgiving!! And Corgan me + you have almost the exact same body (type) OH yes.
AlexxaHex
11-22-2007, 07:43 PM
This thread is so hot. I just wanted to post so I could see how things turn out, really. I'm pretty much tied to the baby for another 6 -8 months or I'd be there waiting for y'all to show up at the hotel right now.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 07:50 PM
yeah I need someone at least in the austin-san marcos-san antonio area!
Well I'm coming to Austin soon, but I'm a girl virgin. I've only made out with girls :blush: Guess I'm no help..
Alaska
11-22-2007, 07:51 PM
That's right 'Lexxa! Count down that time! (jk) Well, it would be cool if this happened. I'd be in the str8 girlz corner, and since I'm not so crazy about masturbating, I'd let someone do it for me. yay-uh.
stellaforstars
11-22-2007, 08:59 PM
Alaska, I think you need to go in order to discover the beauty of your bisexuality...
You might think you're straight now...I think you just need the experience to know how much you really adore girls. ;)
Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:00 PM
hmmm, I sure do lotsa girls for a str8 lady. ...I dunno. I just put out, period!}:D
ajbaer
11-23-2007, 06:46 PM
I really need one too, especially right now. I could use some girly snuggles.
I'm coming to Ohio in a week ;) I know how to snuggle ;D
hardkandee
11-23-2007, 06:49 PM
if hardkandee comes though, i will most likely force her to cum......
Eeeep!
Um... eek! Don't whip me too hard.... ;D I know you like to play dirty.
ColetteCalahan
11-23-2007, 07:06 PM
^^^ i'd love to see corgan handle a whip. mmmm.... corgan... leather.... *squeal!*
I know it's not very practical, but it would be sexy if you drove.
And picked me up. On that beautiful new bike. :blush:
I'd be happy to ride as your bitch.
*best sexy-time voice* baby... if i had a backseat on my bike (this one doesn't.... it's just a red plastic seat cowl) your butt could snuggle in ANY time!!!! ;D
ExoticEngineer
11-23-2007, 07:12 PM
omg omg omg. girls on bikes, whippings, girly orgy, masturbation in the corner.
YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!! *stomps foot* But Have fun! ;D
hardkandee
11-23-2007, 09:20 PM
omg omg omg. girls on bikes, whippings, girly orgy, masturbation in the corner.
YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!! *stomps foot* But Have fun! ;D
I suck really well.
(Love your location, btw.)
austinatalie
11-26-2007, 12:48 AM
oy vey. I haven't been on SW very much lately so I missed a whole page of my own thread! Sorry everyone! Um, I guess we need to set a date. How best to do that? Make a poll?
SundayMorning
11-26-2007, 12:36 PM
But...if we want pole, then why have a girlyfest? :D
Poll away darlin!
Corgan
11-29-2007, 01:26 AM
^ hahahahah
sun child
11-29-2007, 03:58 AM
Meeeoow
Hey gals - I'm sun child. I used to live in Austin...I sure do miss it there ;)
OhioCouple
12-02-2007, 07:52 AM
*cause i guess my banter was out of line....* (makes note to not make any remarks that have an undertone of humor)
Corgan
12-02-2007, 08:35 AM
.....
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 09:38 AM
Did I miss something, Corg?
Corgan
12-02-2007, 09:39 AM
ohio couple was hitting on us. i should have quoted it so they couldn't edit it out.
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 09:46 AM
Oh noes! SW is the new MySpace!!!
OhioCouple
12-02-2007, 09:59 AM
How was I hitting on anybody?
I made a factual statement from inferences after reading the 8 pages of threads.
You are having a FF because you have a hard time finding girls, to nervous, whatever the reason.
I make the comment. If 8 pages of strippers have a hard time finding a girl then a couple is going ot have a real hard time.
that is not hitting on you. I was tossing banter to a conversation. I think you got panties on to tight or you think you're gods gift and everybody must always be hitting on you because there new to the boards. GImmie a break.
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 10:37 AM
^^Are you kidding me?
Corgan
12-02-2007, 11:50 AM
whatever ohiocouple. you totally came on this site to find a snatch to lick.
I think you got panties on to tight or you think you're gods gift and everybody must always be hitting on you because there new to the boards. GImmie a break.
no, you give me, and the other girls here a break.
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 02:17 PM
Corgan, can I lick your snatch? Pretty please?
pookie
12-02-2007, 02:21 PM
^^^ can i watch!!!! :bouncey:
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 02:22 PM
Always, Pookie.
Corgan
12-02-2007, 02:35 PM
yes & yes!
beautiful.
12-02-2007, 02:43 PM
whatever ohiocouple. you totally came on this site to find a snatch to lick.
no, you give me, and the other girls here a break.
Geeze Corgan. We're strippers, we should be jumping at the chance to offer our snatches up to this couple. :O
pookie
12-02-2007, 02:47 PM
woohoo!!!! dances around!!!! hot stripperweb pussy
Corgan
12-04-2007, 05:45 AM
i'm going to be in austin dec.15-16 but... yeah... :( family christmas. can't get away. :(
SundayMorning
12-04-2007, 08:56 AM
So I take it we're probably gonna hold off until January after the holiday craze has died down?
Yes I'm persistent dammit! No Stripper Left Behind, that's my new policy.