View Full Version : A curious question about animal sex
SundayMorning
11-02-2007, 07:59 AM
Honestly, I think that gelding the horse is way less humane than getting jiggy with it. Anyone else rather get castrated than have an orgasm?
Taylorlila
11-02-2007, 08:22 AM
This thread just reminded me of my dog being under the covers and trying to lick my butthole, boy did I jump.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-30-2007, 02:45 PM
I don't understand beastiality. One of my managers is a drunk fuck, and he's always getting these nasty text messages on his phone. I don't know WHY he feels the need to show me every single one, but the worst was this girl getting fucked by a horse. It was so fucking gross. All I said afterwards was, I hope that girl got paid good for that. I was thinking the same as you, Darcy. I know everyone has a price for doing whatever. I don't do extras, but if someone gave me a million dollars in cash, I'd seriously consider giving a blowjob in VIP. Not something I'd want to do, but I really think everyone has a price.
242_fair
11-30-2007, 06:23 PM
Most bestiality films with super-hot girls are filmed in impoverished countries like Moldova and Romania.
If you pay attention, they are not girls with American accents, not speaking English usually.
(for some reason my husband always gets these movies sent to him since hes a vet, and his stupid friends think its funny to send that shit)
And the girls do it from desperation generally.
bellasera
11-30-2007, 06:30 PM
Most bestiality films with super-hot girls are filmed in impoverished countries like Moldova and Romania.
If you pay attention, they are not girls with American accents, not speaking English usually.
(for some reason my husband always gets these movies sent to him since hes a vet, and his stupid friends think its funny to send that shit)
And the girls do it from desperation generally.
I never thought about it, but it is probably true that the girls are from such poor countries and do it out of desperation. Such a shame.
And your poor husband :P
LuckiCharm
11-30-2007, 06:40 PM
I don't know if I would blame it on a girl being desperate...I would choose human porn or prostitution before I fucked a dog on camera! Face it...there are just some twisted people in the world. There are people who like fucking animals and maybe it turns them on to do it on camera. Ew.
aussiebelle
11-30-2007, 06:45 PM
I'm not sure if this is true, but I've heard that if a girl fucks a horse she usually dies afterwards because it is so big it like rips her insides or something. EWWWWW!
LuckiCharm
11-30-2007, 06:47 PM
Didn't Madonna fuck a horse or something?
There's the rumor that Catherine the Great died while having sex with a horse... but I looked it up and it's not true. Would be a crazy way to die though.
aussiebelle
12-01-2007, 02:52 AM
^ I know! What would they say in the death notices and at the funeral.
"Mmm we are saddened by the loss of Catherine who passed away unexpectedly whilst doing something she loved".
Hahaha. Crazy.
lestat1
12-01-2007, 03:36 AM
Reminds me of this gem from Family Guy:
Chris: "What's a blowhole for, Dad?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what it's NOT for son...and why we can never go back to Sea World."
LilyLove
12-01-2007, 04:25 AM
I'm not sure if this is true, but I've heard that if a girl fucks a horse she usually dies afterwards because it is so big it like rips her insides or something. EWWWWW!
I don't think that's really true. Not that doing a horse isn't disgusting, but I don't think it'll actually like, kill you.
kaiarose
12-01-2007, 01:26 PM
A few years ago the cops caught this man fucking a dead deer carcus (sp?) on the side of the road. In Wisconsin, no less. Why do the weirdos spawn from here?? It must be the cheese!
Budai
12-01-2007, 06:18 PM
A few years ago the cops caught this man fucking a dead deer carcus (sp?) on the side of the road.
Deer God! :O
kaiarose
12-02-2007, 02:01 PM
^^LOL!!
ahmeerah
12-02-2007, 02:24 PM
I don't understand how a human can get turned on by an animal. I don't get it either.
One of my ex's friends (a girl) admitted to him and their other friends that she's put cat food on her pussy so that her cats would lick her. I think they were all talking about masturbation at the time. I have a feeling the girl didn't realize she was talking about beastiality.
I have 2 cats but .... yeah, I prefer human dick.
kaiarose
12-02-2007, 02:27 PM
I remember a nip/tuck episode where the woman was putting peanut butter on her so her dog would eat her out. Then her husband got jealous and killed the dog. He called the dog her lover. Interesting.
ahmeerah
12-02-2007, 02:29 PM
I remember a nip/tuck episode where the woman was putting peanut butter on her so her dog would eat her out. Then her husband got jealous and killed the dog. He called the dog her lover. Interesting.
Yeah I just saw that episode a couple of days ago! I immediately thought of the story my ex was telling me! haha Nip/Tuck has some twisted shit on there. I love that show. And I'm in love with Kimber (not when strung out on Meth though).
beautiful.
12-02-2007, 03:01 PM
I'm thoroughly disgusted by beastiality, but a few years ago I was looking something up online about it because I'm just naturally curious and want to know everything about everything. Anyhow, there was a website about this man who was in love with his dog and they had an actual relationship and he would "make love" to her and everything. :O
ahmeerah
12-02-2007, 03:24 PM
I'm thoroughly disgusted by beastiality, but a few years ago I was looking something up online about it because I'm just naturally curious and want to know everything about everything. Anyhow, there was a website about this man who was in love with his dog and they had an actual relationship and he would "make love" to her and everything. :O
Sick.
Aren't humans supposed to have a natural aversion to the SMELL of animals anyways? This is why the smell of our parents is almost sticky to their children and vice versa. This is why children are kind of stinky to adults too.
It's the natural way!
beautiful.
12-02-2007, 03:35 PM
I went back to try to find that website and stumbled across pictures of girls sucking horse and dog weiners. I used to run away and nearly vomit every time my pomeranian got a red rocket. What is wrong with people?
PaigeDWinter
12-02-2007, 04:00 PM
I would like to take a moment to thank ya'll for the lack of jokes about furries.
Tofulita
12-02-2007, 04:12 PM
I've noticed with a lot of zoophiles that they do not get along well with people. They have severe social issues and being as they feel betrayed by other people, they go off to animals rather than trying to work through their problems.
And most me who get off on seeing girls with animals are the kind of men who would abuse their girlfriends and who enjoy it for the degrading factor. It's not hot because it's awesome, but they get off because supposedly she's so "dirty" and "being a dirty bitch" or whatever.
and some of my other friends suggested the reason there are so many super-hot girls in bestiality is because the girls actually like it. They could do so much better, but they do it because they like it. Or maybe he just likes telling himself that so he can get off on the thought, I don't know :-X
lizlizliz
12-02-2007, 07:09 PM
I would like to take a moment to thank ya'll for the lack of jokes about furries.
Are you a furry?
Sirona
12-03-2007, 01:06 PM
...
Anywhoo. I see a few pictures floating around that have snakes that sure as hell would pass as beastiality.
ONE: never lay with a snake while you are naked and looking like you enjoy it, while a python vent (Cloaca) is lined up with a naked pussy!
That picture makes me and some others very very sick!!!! It's not sexy it's disgusting!
And snakes heading south! damn....it's a beastiality picture. Even if it's not meant to be....It's disgusting!
...
A snake at a females pussy??? Now that this has come up....Friggin gross, to even think of doing a picture like that.
Er, is this aimed at me?
AudreyLeigh
12-03-2007, 01:18 PM
^^ I never paid that much attention to the photo...
Why did I just read how to have sex with a dolphin? That is so sick...
That mule one was fing hilarious.
Sirona
12-04-2007, 08:15 AM
*shrug*
I guess people are allowed their opinions no matter how ludicrous.
Nina77
12-04-2007, 08:41 AM
No way she's talking about your pic Sirona.. I don't see anything wrong with it.. now if a snakes tongue was lickin' it.. lol ok then.. but just resting .. who cares? No biggie. I guess it's all in how you interpret it.
Pamela
12-04-2007, 09:36 AM
No way she's talking about your pic Sirona.. I don't see anything wrong with it.. now if a snakes tongue was lickin' it.. lol ok then.. but just resting .. who cares? No biggie. I guess it's all in how you interpret it.
Well yes it has crossed my mind alot. I don't look at it anymore. I mean anyone who knows snakes, knows that the head at your vagina, it's very thin right at the neck and the pattern shows that the head stops at your vagina, the snake is not going up your body, clearly going down.
Nina77 snakes don't lick with tongues, but they do taste, pick up smells etc.
Any picture that would suggest animal sex, (masturbation) is repulsive to me.
But i know it's her picture and i just don't look at it. It does throw any person who knows snakes the wrong idea. It's the position if the head, where it's at.
Would make a great cover for a beatiality movie i guess, but i am only having an opinion. Nothing more to say. Guess after you own large constrictors as long as i do, and get asked if i ever get down with them, that image is kinda what these sick fucks are talking about. No biggie. No lookie no see....
Sirona
12-04-2007, 09:47 AM
Well you'll have to excuse me if more than slightly miffed by your somehow implying a completely artistic photograph could be beastiality. I mean seriously.
Ya, it's head is facing down. *covers mouth in mock horror*
It was crawling, that's what they do. Big f'ing deal.
Incidentally it was one photo in a series.
http://xf4.xanga.com/65cc165100531160932408/w121111456.jpg
And no offense meant but I am really amazed that you think that photo is "disgusting" etc but roleplaying a little kid for some scuzzbag is acceptable.
ps - You are the FIRST person to EVER suggest that picture is anything but artistic in the 6+ years i've displayed it in different online forums/portfolios and publically in gallery shows.
pookie
12-04-2007, 09:59 AM
I never saw the photo as dirty. it never occurred to me to even compare it with bestiality. I think it has nothing to do with it. I highly doubt the snake was thinking about anything remotely sexual, snake are just curious crawlers.
Circe
12-04-2007, 10:17 AM
Snake porn actually exists, which is amazing in a very disturbing way. Like, men penetrate large female boas.
That's a gorgeous, artistic photoshoot by the way. FWIW I don't think you're an Evil Snake Molester for doing it, either.
Pamela
12-04-2007, 10:23 AM
Well Sirona since i am a Moderator i wont argue with you on the subject. I only have my opinion. It's simple, i just don't look at it.
Roleplay is not doing...I'm an actress.
Bows out kindly ;)
Sirona
12-04-2007, 11:23 AM
Well Sirona since i am a Moderator i wont argue with you on the subject. I only have my opinion. It's simple, i just don't look at it.
Roleplay is not doing...I'm an actress.
I'm not arguing either, i'm giving MY opinion.
Sirona
12-04-2007, 11:35 AM
Pamela I think you're missing the point that just because there is a vagina in the picture it isn't necessarily sexual in nature. I mean if that were true it'd mean I must want to fuck...
This flail.
http://x2e.xanga.com/2e98336562d00160927524/m51881722.jpg
http://xb9.xanga.com/111c315256d33160927537/m121107817.jpg
This apple.
http://x55.xanga.com/b1786317275a0160927528/m2592468.jpg
This guitar.
http://x54.xanga.com/bb8c065459230160927527/m121107810.jpg
And oh yes... this sexy throbbing hard sword.
http://x3a.xanga.com/c69c235216d32160927539/m121107819.jpg
Anyhow... the snake series was meant to showcase not only the contrast between scale and skin but also how the snakes body often mirrors the curves of the body. It's just sad that you would see something so beautiful as something so disgusting.
Sincerely,
Apple Fucker
ps - It's not beastiality, it's interspecies love...
SundayMorning
12-04-2007, 11:39 AM
Let's play "20 questions about what Sirona wants to fuck."
"Is it animal, mineral or vegetable?"
(This post was written with tongue in cheek.)
Sirona
12-04-2007, 11:53 AM
Let's play "20 questions about what Sirona wants to fuck."
"Is it animal, mineral or vegetable?"
(This post was written with tongue in cheek.)
ROFL!
Um.... none of the above! I currently want to fuck a stapler.
pookie
12-04-2007, 12:13 PM
WOW... Sirona.... I think i need to go masturbate.. until now i never saw office supplies as objects of sexual pleasure.
PaigeDWinter
12-04-2007, 12:30 PM
Are you a furry?
Yes I am.
southstbabe
12-04-2007, 01:39 PM
Would a "Dolphin fucker"^ be considered no better than a "halibut humper" or a "shark shtupper"? /:O
I will try very hard not to giggle myself to sleep tonight.
bellasera
12-04-2007, 04:38 PM
ROFL!
Um.... none of the above! I currently want to fuck a stapler.
:rotfl: plz take a picture and post it here. I'm getting wet;)
Sirona
12-04-2007, 06:51 PM
*runs off to find a camera*
Be back soon!
Pamela
12-04-2007, 06:54 PM
Ahaha Now that i got to see!!!!
Sirona
12-04-2007, 08:19 PM
Here are some hastily taken, somewhat blurry, ridiculous pictures of:
Me tossing my stapler's salad.
http://x12.xanga.com/f17c123547131161095214/s121250388.jpg
Me anally violating my stapler.
http://xd0.xanga.com/33ac033547130161095249/s121250423.jpg
bellasera
12-04-2007, 08:34 PM
^^ that totally made my day *has orgasm, passes out*
Sirona
12-04-2007, 08:39 PM
LOL :)
Sorry they aren't more entertaining... I got home from work not long ago and i'm beat. :)
Nina77
12-05-2007, 08:25 AM
That's hot. But you need the big red Milton stapler from Office Space. ;)
pookie
12-05-2007, 08:28 AM
^^And perhaps make it oily^ and add paperclip nipple clamps for some kinkyness.
yay!! hott stapler porn!
Pamela
12-05-2007, 09:04 AM
Totally off topic from the original OP message.