View Full Version : If Blue had a "Men Only" section...
Katrine
11-11-2007, 05:21 PM
But I don't know what "trouble" is in other countries, and sometimes it's shocking (to me) how restrictive another country can be (and vice versa, what's restrictive here is sometimes no big deal in another country). I'm not going to get arrested in the U.S. for saying: "Bush is a pole-smoking nut-nuzzler," but in other countries saying: "I'm less than thrilled with the current political situation here" can get your ass thrown in jail.
http://www.drunkreport.com/media/america.htm
Fuck yeah! ::)
Where you 'fraid of the strict Bahamian government too?
Jenny
11-11-2007, 05:34 PM
I would love for a girl to make me cum simply from giving me a lap dance.
It takes me almost an hour to cum from head, and I sometimes fake orgasms when using condoms and simply roll off dejected sometimes from naked coitus.
What is setting these guys off in strip clubs?
I think it's just friction. Not everyone is as hard as you, Sh0t. Personally, if it took me an hour to reach orgasm, my head would probably explode. Are you on any anti-depressants?
Katrine
11-11-2007, 05:36 PM
Saying 'stat you need to get out more, or 'stat you should travel more, or stat just relax and lighten up, or if y'all told me of all your positive experiences traveling abroad would all have been constructive and helpful. P
I have more positive experiences than you can shake a stick at. What do you want to know?
Casual Observer
11-11-2007, 06:02 PM
I have a theory that Jenny is really Tigerlilly on Testerone.
Not possible. TL was not nearly the Queen of Deconstruction that Jenny is. Moreover, half the time TL's subjects didn't agree with her predicates. Jenny would never do that.
It takes me almost an hour to cum from head
At least you can finish from head. Be grateful.
lestat1
11-11-2007, 08:00 PM
http://www.drunkreport.com/media/america.htm
Fuck yeah! ::)
Where you 'fraid of the strict Bahamian government too?
Hehe...Team America was hilarious!
Actually, my ex-girlfriend and I both got a weird vibe in Nassau. I got the same sort of vibe the first time I went there, too. It's hard to articulate. The Bahamian consular information sheet didn't raise any red flags for me though, so I felt/feel fine going.
lestat1
11-11-2007, 08:04 PM
I have more positive experiences than you can shake a stick at. What do you want to know?
Central America seemed to be where I disagreed with everyone else. How about some vacation stories from there?
Katrine
11-11-2007, 09:44 PM
Central America seemed to be where I disagreed with everyone else. How about some vacation stories from there?
Obviously I havn't been. Soon. I can tell you some stories about Jerusalem and interior Mexico that would have you shaking, praying that lady liberty will take you in her arms, hold you, and sing you a soft Springsteen lullaby.
And I've been to the Bahamas half a dozen times. Its a laid back country with very relaxed laws. Shit, the place is paradise! The people are very sweet, crime is low, and the tourist industry keeps almost everyone employed. What was the vibe you got? Just curious...
lestat1
11-11-2007, 10:30 PM
Oh yeah the people were very friendly and the place is beautiful; it was something about the port area itself (both times I arrived via cruise ship). It had a vibe that felt more like I was disembarking into Cuba than into The Bahamas. Something about it made me feel tense. It by itself would've probably given me less of that vibe, but it seemed to contrast so strongly with the friendliness and laid-back nature of everywhere else once I left the port area.
Katrine
11-11-2007, 10:41 PM
Oh yeah the people were very friendly and the place is beautiful; it was something about the port area itself (both times I arrived via cruise ship). It had a vibe that felt more like I was disembarking into Cuba than into The Bahamas. Something about it made me feel tense. It by itself would've probably given me less of that vibe, but it seemed to contrast so strongly with the friendliness and laid-back nature of everywhere else once I left the port area.
The port area is sketchy, but its definately not like Cuba. All Carribean port areas are like that. I know what you mean. Dark people doing business are scary. I wouldn't recommend Jamaica to you then. :P ::)
(Btw, I just wanted to emphasize that I'm being fascetious above and not trying to imply anything racist.)
Bob_Loblaw
11-11-2007, 11:42 PM
What is setting these guys off in strip clubs?
If you drink a lot at the club, maybe trying drinking less?
Fuck yeah! ::)
I'm so watching Team America again because of this!
Oh yeah the people were very friendly and the place is beautiful; it was something about the port area itself (both times I arrived via cruise ship). It had a vibe that felt more like I was disembarking into Cuba than into The Bahamas. Something about it made me feel tense. It by itself would've probably given me less of that vibe, but it seemed to contrast so strongly with the friendliness and laid-back nature of everywhere else once I left the port area.
Hmm, this got me thinking. I've always known that Americans quite often are not greeted as friendly as some other nationalities while traveling internationally. I know of a lot of cases where Americans specifically sew a Canadian flag patch on their backpacks (or similar) while traveling overseas. I'm not American so I can't claim to be able to relate but perhaps this explains the vibe you seem to encounter.
lestat1
11-12-2007, 12:50 AM
Kat, I'm confused.
Bob, I doubt I come across as American, at least by the way I dress. It was nothing about the people, they were all friendly. Well, the locals were friendly. I had a handful of bad experiences with some of my shipmates on the second cruise.
Jay Zeno
11-12-2007, 06:53 AM
Hmm, this got me thinking. I've always known that Americans quite often are not greeted as friendly as some other nationalities while traveling internationally. I know of a lot of cases where Americans specifically sew a Canadian flag patch on their backpacks (or similar) while traveling overseas. I'm not American so I can't claim to be able to relate but perhaps this explains the vibe you seem to encounter.
I've not run into that issue. Admittedly, I'm not a frequent world traveler, but I've been around.
Seeing poverty, at least in First World terms, and just being in alien environments can be unsettling to a lot of people. When you're in central Mexico, walking past crumbling buildings and unkempt lots with discarded tires and trash in them, it gives off a feeling of lawlessness and hazard. When you're out of your personal security zone, you can feel pretty uneasy.
Frankly, if you're bothered too much by it, don't go, or at least start by going to places you can identify with more: Europe, Canada, Australia, NZ. If you're not liking what you see in a grungy country, the excitement of new places and new people will get swallowed up with your overall discomfort.
Jenny
11-12-2007, 07:37 AM
Hmm, this got me thinking. I've always known that Americans quite often are not greeted as friendly as some other nationalities while traveling internationally. I know of a lot of cases where Americans specifically sew a Canadian flag patch on their backpacks (or similar) while traveling overseas. I'm not American so I can't claim to be able to relate but perhaps this explains the vibe you seem to encounter.
I've heard this too. I thought it was just our vanity. You know "Ooh, I'm Canadian, everyone loves me SOOO much." I actually find it is not so much an American thing and more an English speaking thing. The whole people who speak English as a first language are less likely to learn any others, and more likely to expect or be in some way disgusted because people in other countries don't speak English. Like there is a reason guys in my club laugh when they tell me their English isn't so good, and I tell them it is much better than my Spanish.
Phil-W
11-12-2007, 03:55 PM
In Western Europe, the majority of people have at least some English.
Makes learning a foreign language a bit moot.
Phil.
Bob_Loblaw
11-12-2007, 03:59 PM
I've heard this too. I thought it was just our vanity. You know "Ooh, I'm Canadian, everyone loves me SOOO much."
I don't know if it's so much that they love us more rather than they dislike us less
Svelt
11-12-2007, 04:57 PM
Hmmm what to respond to in this thread...
Stat, I think they are taking you for a ride, time for a new club at least a new girl.
And yeah I agree, talk to them first, say what your expectations are and I think you will see much better results.
World travel, law and order, constitution? Umm pass
Shot, not quite where you are at, but busting a nut to grindage hasn't happened to me yet, nor do I expect it in the future.
I tend to get bored after a few songs, and need to take a break before I can get back into the tease.
Oh yeah original topic...
I don't think a mens only section would be a good idea. Its only thru the pink interaction that we are here at all IMO. Speaking of which "X" stop feeding the troll.
Less fragmentation would be good, three sounds about right, but whatever.
Grats Shot, this is the section to read now. Get Melonie over here with the investment, doom and gloom and I won't have a reason to go pink (except to be amazed at the convoluted denials of pinkies :) ).
Hey thanks brother, I knew we could do it.
I can cover that, I moonlight as an economic journalist already.
Let us pray for condensation of subforums though.
lestat1
11-13-2007, 09:03 AM
Well, I have other questions. If we ever do get a men's only section, I'll ask them.
We don't need Men only, let the few chicks post, there won't be many.
But for the sake of traffic, we need to condense this into one subforum.
StripClubJunkie
--Strip Club Discussin
--General
That is all. Most forums kill themselves by having too many subforums.
Wolverine
11-13-2007, 03:47 PM
There's no point in having a Boys Only section if it's like the Ladies Only section that anybody can read.
The main point is so people like James can't interrupt but I don't mind everybody else since they post minimally here.
If chicks couldnt READ it, wowzors. Imagine all the truth that would come out if people thought they weren't cockblocking themselves
Wolverine
11-13-2007, 03:54 PM
Put her on Ignore and stop feeding her desire to argue.
OdysseusNJ
11-13-2007, 04:00 PM
Let us pray for condensation of subforums though.
We don't need Men only, let the few chicks post, there won't be many.
But for the sake of traffic, we need to condense this into one subforum.
StripClubJunkie
--Strip Club Discussin
--General
Do we need to pray? Who administers the blue side? If it sounds like a consensus can't that person just close all the forums except Shop Talk and General the way they closed politics on pink?
If you had an avatar sh0t we could put it on the top like TOO has on pink. Or we can just steal your pic from Dick Pics.
xdamage
11-13-2007, 04:48 PM
The main point is so people like James can't interrupt but I don't mind everybody else since they post minimally here.
You have won my vote.
If chicks couldnt READ it, wowzors. Imagine all the truth that would come out if people thought they weren't cockblocking themselves
It would be truly enlightening.
xdamage
11-13-2007, 04:52 PM
There's no point in having a Boys Only section if it's like the Ladies Only section that anybody can read.
Uhm, but it makes a HUGE difference when you just want to get the heart of a question and not have it be de-railed.
Lapaholic
11-13-2007, 05:16 PM
U know, if this derailing is such an issue ( and sometimes it gets quite hard to see who is doing the derailing), u all could just put that person on your Ignore list or just not respond to any post by "James"...
xdamage
11-13-2007, 05:44 PM
Hehe...Team America was hilarious!
Fuck Ya!
I didn't like it much, I thought it was really corny.
We don't want to ignore James everywhere, just when he's being silly unnecessarily.
Has anybody ever had sex on top of a piano?
Jenny
11-13-2007, 06:31 PM
ooh. I have a nickname now. Does that mean I've really been accepted and I'm really one of the guys? I'm moved.
Oh, oh, oh! Do I count as a bona fide customer right now? And really - I agree. Anyone who find me uninteresting really should ignore me. That's what I do. Only, not with myself obviously.
Jay Zeno
11-13-2007, 08:46 PM
If Jenny's going to be called James, what do we call Cally? Calvin?
xdamage
11-13-2007, 09:49 PM
I call her "Cally-ishes". The name is sort of like "pookie" or "sweety" but with an extra "ishes" on the end.
Cally doesn't get one becaue she's not over here trolling
xdamage
11-13-2007, 10:21 PM
^^^
Men need to be policed. We desperately need a 20 something with the experience of an academic in school to keep us in line. Without that control, we would... well you know, the world and several billion years of evolution and societies would just fall apart.
Katrine
11-13-2007, 10:55 PM
What's my nickname? Or do I not get one because Sh0t and I are technically the same person?
Katrine, if you learn how to dance sexy to reggaeton, I have a present waiting for you
Bob_Loblaw
11-13-2007, 11:31 PM
If you had an avatar sh0t we could put it on the top like TOO has on pink. Or we can just steal your pic from Dick Pics.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
What's my nickname? Or do I not get one because Sh0t and I are technically the same person?
Kat shouldn't require an honorary :pickle: nickname since she has made a full transition to customer-dom. But she could be Kit. KITT was a rad car.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:42_dljtxr5arHM:http://www.bomb.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/kitt.jpg
Katrine
11-14-2007, 11:22 AM
Katrine, if you learn how to dance sexy to reggaeton, I have a present waiting for you
I believe that's already been learnt. :P
Really? I appreciate your foresight.
No nickname for Katrine, only for James. Being a poster here isn't what gets you one, it's incessant trolling without offering to blow us.
I like the phrase "lay pipe" as a reference to giving a fine cocking
Jenny
11-14-2007, 12:16 PM
No nickname for Katrine, only for James. Being a poster here isn't what gets you one, it's incessant trolling without offering to blow us.
Actually - you know I suspected that was the real issue.
Although really - the trolling accusations are particularly interesting when you think about what I talk about. Like the wild, incoherent and completely insane idea that you should have permission before touching a woman? Yeah. That's wild. I can see how you'd think I was only posting that kind of thing to piss you off. Yeah, I can see how that's on par with the trolls we ban on stripperweb. You guys are cute - you're so thin skinned compared to the girls.
Lapaholic
11-14-2007, 12:27 PM
See now look - im just gonna ignore her -- **** whistling Dixie **** see no problem... If i dont say anything she will go away ....
Well if a guy goes to a high mileage club - why should he have to ask before grabbing boobies? DOH... DAMMIT.... GOD DAMMIT... SHIT
Dammit !!! *** walks away in disgust *** Damn all u gotta do is ignore her.. dammit .......
You are really overestimating how much anybody cares beloved.
Katrine
11-14-2007, 03:17 PM
Is it so hard to ask permission to grab tit? Or just spend enough money, and most girls will let you......
Lapaholic
11-14-2007, 06:13 PM
^^^ I was using that as part of my whole lil joke - as in Jenny's example as how she doesnt derail - (( there is a whole other current thread on the boobie grabbing issue... )) Too hard to explain ... but we really arent talking about that here... are we?
Jay Zeno
11-14-2007, 10:25 PM
You guys are making me work while FBR's gone and I'm out of town. It's not "anything goes" here, it's "mostly anything goes."
Let's assume Jenny's a troll. Then you shouldn't feed the troll. I mean, what is this turn of the thread for a troll but an attention fest?
Let's assume Jenny's not a troll. Then this is pointless.
I really wouldn't mind a clean wipe of a few dozen posts just to lessen my workload here. So can we return to some semblance of some point, other than pointless bashing of members here? (As opposed to our normally pointed bashings, which has been just fine.) That was rhetorical. Yes, we can. Thank you.
yoda57us
11-15-2007, 06:40 PM
Is it so hard to ask permission to grab tit? Or just spend enough money, and most girls will let you......
Yeah, the spending money thing works pretty well...
I was discussing this with a fav of mine who has been dancing for quite a while just yesterday. She remembers the dawn of lap dancing when you had to balance yourself over the guy without actually letting any part of your body touch him...
Up until two or three years ago there was a fairly strong line drawn between the girls who would let you fondle their breasts and those that wouldn't. Nowadays, at least in my area, it's almost a given that, if you buy multiple dances, or VIP, she will be feeding you nipples by the third song or so...
I never ask anymore, they just put my hands where they want them to go....
Kat, I'm workin' on a nickname for ya'....will "hot stuff" do for now?
Smokeless
11-16-2007, 12:28 AM
Is it so hard to ask permission to grab tit? Or just spend enough money, and most girls will let you......
Agreed, Kat. Depends somewhat on the legal jurisdiction as to what's on the plate to ask for, but as Yoda suggests, many (obviously not all) dancers will be feeding you after some period of time. Large variation in its duration from dancer to dancer.
I've always loved when I'm asked by the dancer!
Katrine
11-16-2007, 10:14 PM
Yeah, the spending money thing works pretty well...
I was discussing this with a fav of mine who has been dancing for quite a while just yesterday. She remembers the dawn of lap dancing when you had to balance yourself over the guy without actually letting any part of your body touch him...
Yup, I remember the balancing act when I started. Hell on the knees I tell you. Grinding made things so much easier, and saved me from serious permanent damage! Of course I have a cock-shaped dent in my left buttcheek from all of the sweatpants wearers. But it tells a hell of a tale! :P
yoda57us
11-17-2007, 10:41 AM
Yup, I remember the balancing act when I started. Hell on the knees I tell you. Grinding made things so much easier, and saved me from serious permanent damage!
Hell yeah! At least while grinding you could sit down...girls would try to sneak a grind when no one was looking and then say "whoops, I slipped...sorry..." when they got caught...
Of course I have a cock-shaped dent in my left buttcheek from all of the sweatpants wearers. But it tells a hell of a tale! :P
Well, if you had danced for me the dent would be on your right cheek...8);D
Katrine
11-17-2007, 02:24 PM
Well, if you had danced for me the dent would be on your right cheek...8);D
Shit, took a wild guess on that one! Do most men hang to the left or to the right? Should I start a poll? :P
yoda57us
11-17-2007, 03:11 PM
Shit, took a wild guess on that one! Do most men hang to the left or to the right? Should I start a poll? :P
It certainly seems poll-worthy....I'm left handed so who knows, maybe that has something to do with how I arrange things down there...:-\
Actually, my preference during LD's is to be right down the middle...WooHoo!}:D