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StrawberrySwitchblade
11-25-2007, 11:27 AM
Tried it at work last night. I forgot to ask the guy who bought 14 consecutive lapdances off of me what he thought of it, but I think it was well received.
beautiful.
11-25-2007, 11:55 AM
Im going back to work with my huge new boobs on the 7th.. I'm totally trying this. Hopefully between the kitty juice and huge boobs I'll finally become a member of the grand club!! :)
Jaden_GD
11-29-2007, 05:08 PM
i'm definitely trying this tonight...i'll post when i'm done with my shift!
TheSexKitten
11-29-2007, 05:24 PM
I did it again last night and the night went terribly.
eta: I was on the tail end of my period?
Gypsy74
11-29-2007, 05:29 PM
I did it tuesday night and made 700!!! my second highest night ever :)
I tried it once and did well. One guy complemented me on my perfume (and I wasn't weary any, other than cunt-juice). It wasn't spectacular tho. I'll try it out again tonight.
SarahSynn
11-29-2007, 05:53 PM
The level of phermones in your kitty's juice varies depeding on your ovulation cycle. Try putting some pussy juice right before or after your period for the best results. Women on the pill may have a different effect as their ovulation cycle is regulated by daily hormones.
lolagetz
11-29-2007, 06:06 PM
Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought that the pill made it so we DON'T ovulate at all? So wouldn't that mean that the trick wouldn't work for us?
Anyway, I've been on vacation since this thread started, and I'm going back to work on tuesday, so I'll try it for myself then!
SarahSynn
11-29-2007, 06:13 PM
Maybe I'm crazy, but I thought that the pill made it so we DON'T ovulate at all? So wouldn't that mean that the trick wouldn't work for us?
Anyway, I've been on vacation since this thread started, and I'm going back to work on tuesday, so I'll try it for myself then!
Right, ovulation is surpressed while you're on the pill. The results are slightly skewed, but phermones are still there though, and that is what men are reacting to.
lolagetz
11-29-2007, 06:25 PM
^^^ Ah, okay. Well, good, there's still some hope that this trick will work for me, then! :)
SarahSynn
11-29-2007, 06:27 PM
^^^ Ah, okay. Well, good, there's still some hope that this trick will work for me, then! :)
Test it out and let us know what you think!
MinahSky
11-29-2007, 11:04 PM
Prince said it best: pussy control...I'm just going to do this when I go out and see what happens.
CollegeCutie21
11-30-2007, 09:02 AM
I've been doing this lately, but last night was the second night of my period so I didn't try it. I could not get anybody to get more than one LD for the life of me! I was giving really good ones too! Maybe it was just an off-night for me, but I'm wondering, have any of you tried this WHILE you were menstruating? I'm kind of scared to try it and have negative affects. Any words of wisdom?
Corgan
11-30-2007, 09:35 AM
"ahh, yes. Long labia like these are out of fashion now, and women no longer need so much skin there to waft a scent in order that they can attract mates...what with all the clothes we wear"
He knew nothing of my stripperhood...what a queerball, but I never knew there was an evolutionary purpose to fleshy vaginas. God wants us to spread our scent of vajayjay juice, evidently.
... that really does explain alot. now alot of shit makes sense. i'm being totally serious.
MirrorImage
12-01-2007, 11:46 PM
^^^Yeah. It was that comment, the fact that he didn't think we needed a nurse in the room to 'babysit' us while he examined me, and also the lovely way he decided he ought to digitally demonstrate to me where my Gspot was...Oh yeah, that happened. This is why I never got more than a consultation, despite his A+ record for this surgery. Captain Creepazoid
Holy shit! WTF?! Ummm LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!:O
MirrorImage
12-02-2007, 12:09 AM
^^^Yeah. It was that comment, the fact that he didn't think we needed a nurse in the room to 'babysit' us while he examined me, and also the lovely way he decided he ought to digitally demonstrate to me where my Gspot was...Oh yeah, that happened. This is why I never got more than a consultation, despite his A+ record for this surgery. Captain Creepazoid
LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O
blondhottie
12-02-2007, 04:17 AM
For those of you who tried this and banked, do you think maybe it's a psychological thing that caused you to do so well? Like you thought "Hmmm, this helped other dancers make money, so it might work for me!" and you acted happier and more sociable at work without realizing it?
beautiful.
12-02-2007, 10:47 AM
For those of you who tried this and banked, do you think maybe it's a psychological thing that caused you to do so well? Like you thought "Hmmm, this helped other dancers make money, so it might work for me!" and you acted happier and more sociable at work without realizing it?
Very interesting point.. I'm curious as to the responses!
Zabrina
12-02-2007, 11:48 AM
I'm on the pill and do not notice any difference one way or another when I try this. LOL maybe I need to borrow a dab of juice from someone who's ovulating. lol jk.
TigersMilk
12-02-2007, 11:50 AM
^^I'd like to hear that conversation.
lizlizliz
12-02-2007, 12:48 PM
I'm on the pill and do not notice any difference one way or another when I try this. LOL maybe I need to borrow a dab of juice from someone who's ovulating. lol jk.
I've got plenty to spare, and mine works magic.
Zabrina
12-02-2007, 01:10 PM
^That story alone will help us bank!
CollegeCutie21
12-02-2007, 04:38 PM
It is very likely that the act in itself just affected our psyche, which caused an all around better night. But hey, whether it's the smell, our change in personality, or a combo of both (which I think it is) if it works, go for it!
austinatalie
12-02-2007, 07:07 PM
I've got plenty to spare, and mine works magic.
sooo.... would you mind? I would love to wear eau de liz!
lizlizliz
12-02-2007, 07:14 PM
Heck yeah! I will drink extra pineapple juice!
Only if we swap tho.
oregonchick
12-03-2007, 03:17 AM
I really believe that this is real. I did try it a few years ago. My income raised somewhat. We are after just animals. Its also really harmless. Just a little pussy juice behind the ear. Not unsanitary or anything. And if the benefit may just be psychological well "whatever works"
Jaden_GD
12-03-2007, 01:02 PM
I did this last Thursday and I did better than usual. It seemed like I got a lot of repeat dances. And one guy left me a 50 dollar bill after buying 3 dances...:D
StripPokerGirl
12-03-2007, 07:09 PM
Question, does the amount of vajayjay juice affect my "performance"? Would a dab of that do?
I have my first "real" client tomorrow. I usually do webcam stripping but I'm gonna do it live tomorrow.
beautiful.
12-03-2007, 08:54 PM
Heck yeah! I will drink extra pineapple juice!
Only if we swap tho.
What does pineapple juice do?
Zabrina
12-03-2007, 09:50 PM
^Citrus makes it sweeter, and I suppose a more pleasant odor.
austinatalie
12-04-2007, 12:46 AM
Pineapple! interesting!
beautiful.
12-04-2007, 10:00 AM
*runs to the store for pineapple juice* I'll be trying this on Friday night :) I'll report back with the results!
Zabrina
12-04-2007, 11:26 AM
I don't think the pineapple would matter for this experiment. Its the pheromones that should be selling the dances, so the sweetness of the cooter wont matter. Not unless your giving out taste samples lol.
Pineapple is for hot dates, IMHO.
lizlizliz
12-04-2007, 11:51 AM
This xtra pineapple is in preparation for my bathroomstall rendezvous with Natalie.
lolagetz
12-05-2007, 03:30 AM
So I just got home from my first shift with vajayjay juice behind my ears.. And the night was slightly worse than average. A pretty normal Tuesday all-around, I guess.
Sigh. Ah well. I'll try it a few more times before I decide if it works or not.
NewMoon
12-05-2007, 05:19 AM
lolagetz- was it around your ovulation time? I find it only works when I'm ovulating or close to it.
Callyish
12-05-2007, 05:23 AM
Why am I suddenly picturing girls sitting there fingering themselves then rubbing it behind their ears? LoL
Seriously its a rather funny vision... girl finishes getting ready for her shift... looks around sneaky like then shoves her fingers up her twat then rubs it behind her ears.. .flips her hair back and walks out of the changing room and has dozens of guys grabbing their wallets and atm cards begging for dances. LoL
lolagetz
12-05-2007, 11:36 AM
lolagetz- was it around your ovulation time? I find it only works when I'm ovulating or close to it.
I'm on the pill, so I .. um.. don't ovulate..
beautiful.
12-05-2007, 02:55 PM
sweetness of the cooter
Hahaha! Well maybe I'll stock up on the pineapple juice for the Austin fuckfest :)
LoveComesFromWithin
01-03-2008, 06:13 PM
i can't wait till my yeast infection goes away.... i don't want bread rising behind my ears... but hey i heard the best way to get to man is through his stomache... hungry?
misslizzy
01-03-2008, 07:18 PM
I'm on the pill, and I did this Saturday, and I definitely made more money than I had in a while. I'm a believer!
paintgoddess
01-04-2008, 08:18 PM
Crap. I just saw this thread and remembered that I tried this. I was enjoying a nice drunk piss at work and thought what the hell. They won't know what hit them. And then... I fucking forgot I'd done it.
Va-jay-jay juice trials #2 to commence tomorrow night.
Kaylinn
01-05-2008, 03:37 AM
i can't wait till my yeast infection goes away.... i don't want bread rising behind my ears... but hey i heard the best way to get to man is through his stomache... hungry?
Can I please steal this for a siggy?
I laughed so hard I had tears!
Espicially funny when taken out of context
Starfire
02-02-2008, 01:40 PM
I am so trying this tonight. I love this thread!!
Violet Marcell
02-04-2008, 12:20 AM
A recent article in the New York Times discussed the differences in dancers' earnings based on her menstrual cycle. It makes sense that our pheromones would be more potent when we were most fertile, just as at that time of our cycle we are hornier than usual, and tend to go to bed with guys who might not 'normally' be our type. I cut and pasted the text from the article which I found here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/09/magazine/09lapdance.html?ref=magazine
Despite media reports to the contrary, the University of New Mexico (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/u/university_of_new_mexico/index.html?inline=nyt-org) did not pay for Geoffrey Miller and Brent Jordan to get 5,300 lap dances in two months. In fact, Miller has never even been in a strip club. And frankly, they’re getting tired of everyone’s asking.
Miller, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of New Mexico, and Jordan, his recent undergraduate research assistant, did conduct a study examining the impact ovulation has on lap dancers’ tip earnings. But they gathered data via a Web site, where strippers logged in anonymously to provide information about their earnings, productivity and menstrual cycles during 296 work shifts (about 5,300 lap dances). The results: While ovulating — and therefore the most fertile — strippers made an average of $30 per hour more than menstruating women and $15 per hour more than women elsewhere in their cycles. Women on the pill — who typically don’t ovulate — made significantly less than naturally cycling women overall and had no “estrus earning peak.”
Jordan first became aware of this phenomenon while working his way through college managing a strip club, where his duties included “physical protection,” collecting nightly reports on women’s tips and providing dancers with tampons when necessary. Jordan noticed that the women getting tampons reported lower tips than those who didn’t. So he started collecting “preliminary data” to analyze for his evolutionary biology coursework.
“Studies like this,” Miller says, “can tell us about the nature of human sexuality and attraction and answer important questions scientists have been debating for decades.” For example: Conventional scientific wisdom says that almost all mammals except humans go into estrus (a k a “heat”). Cats yowl and raise their hind ends in the air; female primates get visibly engorged in relevant areas. But humans, scientists have long believed, do no such things. Miller and Jordan’s research indicates otherwise. “It’s highly controversial because it’s science blurring the line between humans and other primates,” Miller says, “but our results give clear economic evidence that human estrus actually does exist.”
Next they hope to uncover how women signal that they’re in estrus: Do they smell different? Sound different? Their research could have practical applications as well. “The findings that estrus impacts earnings could have implications for women selling cars or giving big presentations as C.E.O.’s,’’ Miller says. ‘‘Should women schedule big job interviews during certain weeks of the month? We don’t know. But maybe.”
Cheers!
Violet
goldi
10-20-2009, 05:49 PM
reviveeeeeeee ;]
I'll give it a try for work tommorrow!
goldi
10-21-2009, 12:48 AM
-claps- im so excited
Christyismyalias
10-21-2009, 03:06 AM
Why am I suddenly picturing girls sitting there fingering themselves then rubbing it behind their ears? LoL
Seriously its a rather funny vision... girl finishes getting ready for her shift... looks around sneaky like then shoves her fingers up her twat then rubs it behind her ears.. .flips her hair back and walks out of the changing room and has dozens of guys grabbing their wallets and atm cards begging for dances. LoL
That's exactly what I was thinking. I have never heard of this. Crazy.. Don't know if it'd be able to ever really try this.. I'd be worried people wold smell me and think I smell like cootie.....
This needs to be a poll to see the results! lol.
goldi
10-21-2009, 08:21 AM
i think unless u dont shower for like, a day to two.. ur gonna have a clean, nice smelling pussy... i heard that the scent of fresh sweat is the same too.. so maybe just wear mild deodorant and let urself sweat..but i like the way my pussy smells after a shower and imma nasty bitch so i might do both. lol