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Lysondra
11-14-2007, 05:51 AM
A pubic hair in my mouth means I got pussy! It's a bragging right, not a turn-off!

Dude, maybe I'm easy-going - but I just like pussy. Period. Okay, maybe without the period.

IrishMarc
11-14-2007, 06:36 AM
Awww. IrishMarc isn't st00pid

Thanks, I don't think anyone was implying I was stupid well at least I hope not. And to answer your question I don't mind a bit of hair as long as its well kept fair enough.



Seriously - a pubic hair in your mouth is not the end of the world.

It may not be the end of the world but it is still quite unpleasent.

snoopy
11-14-2007, 07:41 AM
However, it still seems a little bit weird to me if people make that a dealbreaker. see, this is the point of the thread that i don't understand from the "pro-pube" side. i think damage summed it up quite well, it's a preference that can be a dealbreaker.

wouldn't "bad breath", "facial hair" (for a man or woman!), "baldness", "weight", "breast size", "penis size", "wealth", etc. all count as preferences? (and some of which are widely considered dealbreakers here?)

so why is pubic hair or the (non)grooming of it not a valid "quality"?


Weirdly enough, I actually feel a little offended. I think it was nicely said above that one might think even a woman is more than the sum of her pubes (heh heh). i understand (and partly agree with) your sense of offense.

i feel the same when i see another person is nothing more than the sum of their wallet, breast size, weight, skin color, etc.

but sadly, we as people still make judgements (conscious or subconscious) of others based on the social/economic standards we developed/learned/absorbed.

IrishMarc
11-14-2007, 08:15 AM
see, this is the point of the thread that i don't understand from the "pro-pube" side. i think damage summed it up quite well, it's a preference that can be a dealbreaker.

wouldn't "bad breath", "facial hair" (for a man or woman!), "baldness", "weight", "breast size", "penis size", "wealth", etc. all count as preferences? (and some of which are widely considered dealbreakers here?)

so why is pubic hair or the (non)grooming of it not a valid "quality"?

i understand (and partly agree with) your sense of offense.

i feel the same when i see another person is nothing more than the sum of their wallet, breast size, weight, skin color, etc.

but sadly, we as people still make judgements (conscious or subconscious) of others based on the social/economic standards we developed/learned/absorbed.

Mr Nail are you well acquainted with Mr.hammer?

Alaska
11-14-2007, 08:19 AM
Damn what time is it in Ireland?

IrishMarc
11-14-2007, 08:33 AM
Damn what time is it in Ireland?

15.32

I'm hungover and need food.

Alaska
11-14-2007, 08:36 AM
:laughing: wtf is that military time! I been up all nite, can't figure that out!! sike.

IrishMarc
11-14-2007, 08:38 AM
:laughing: wtf is that military time! I been up all nite, can't figure that out!! sike.

3.37pm

Jenny
11-14-2007, 09:35 AM
see, this is the point of the thread that i don't understand from the "pro-pube" side. i think damage summed it up quite well, it's a preference that can be a dealbreaker.
Well - it's the dealbreaker part I don't get. Not the preference.



wouldn't "bad breath", "facial hair" (for a man or woman!), "baldness", "weight", "breast size", "penis size", "wealth", etc. all count as preferences? (and some of which are widely considered dealbreakers here?)
Yeah. And, honestly, I think most of those things would be weird too. I think it would be really, really weird to say "I really like this guy, and he is a great lover in every way... except he's bald. Grow some hair or get out." While I understand that while painting a portrait of everything you would like in a guy, "baldness" may not be up there, but making it a dealbreaker seems peculiar to me. Same with breast size. Penis size, wealth and weight ... hmm. These criteria seem a little more... active. But even then I think it depends on an extremity. Like I would think it was weird to refuse to date someone because they had a smaller than average penis. If it was in the realm of a physical deformity... it's a little more understandable. Same with wealth... I mean I would probably refuse to date a homeless person. But someone within "normal" paramaters, it's a weird deal breaker.

There are certainly things that are dealbreaker for me - but they tend to delineate around lifestyle. Must love dogs, etc.



so why is pubic hair or the (non)grooming of it not a valid "quality"?
To me this is sort of like saying "why is refusing to date someone who wears red shoelaces not a valid quality?" I mean - I'm not trying to force anyone to date anyone. If you refuse to date someone with red shoelaces, I'm not going to try to force you. But it still seems arbitrary and like a weird decision to me.

i understand (and partly agree with) your sense of offense.

i feel the same when i see another person is nothing more than the sum of their wallet, breast size, weight, skin color, etc.

but sadly, we as people still make judgements (conscious or subconscious) of others based on the social/economic standards we developed/learned/absorbed.
I agree. And I do agree that preference should rule in dating. It just seems like a strange and frankly minor thing to use as a "make or break" element of a relationship.

And Marc - it isn't THAT unpleasant. Guys wind up with hairs from my head in their face and in their mouth if I'm having an active head tossing day. It's just hair. Take it out. Like if hair ruins sex, I think you might be too fastidious for sex.

SundayMorning
11-14-2007, 10:03 AM
Dude, I'm too fastidious for sex half the time. I get majorly distracted by everything. Mind in a billion places. Reminds me of DH Season 1 where Bree is making sweet but her eyes keep going to the food that's about to spill on the floor. I'm so neurotic.

Katrine
11-14-2007, 10:14 AM
It may not be the end of the world but it is still quite unpleasent.

I've had the same problem with men. If anything, its even worse because less men are willing to do it. And a stubbly thatch can also be aggravating, either way. I just try to shave it by the end of the week.

See, I have the opposite problem. If I keep myself groomed at all times, then there is no excuse not to have sex. And I love sex, too much. I would have doing it in my office, parking garage, car, etc. Oh wait, I already do those things. }:D It would be even WORSE if I knew my stuff was pristine at all times.

snoopy
11-14-2007, 10:47 AM
It would be even WORSE if I knew my stuff was pristine at all times.why would you keep waxing the porsche if you're not going to drive it, right? :D

stellaforstars
11-14-2007, 11:16 AM
^^That's what I'm sayin'!

Mastridonicus
11-14-2007, 12:13 PM
Anyone who doesn't like a nice bush on their playground is obviously an America Hating Communist...or Terrorist. You pick.

Me? I like it to start at the chin.

LilyLove
11-14-2007, 01:44 PM
The man of my dreams...

Alas, his grooming habit preferences. Should this be a deal-breaker or am I being shallow?

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5428815,00.jpg

SundayMorning
11-14-2007, 01:47 PM
The man of my dreams...

Alas, his grooming habit preferences. Should this be a deal-breaker or am I being shallow?

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5428815,00.jpg

You're right. He WAY overplucked his eyebrows. Just let him know you appreciate a more natural, masculine look. I'm sure it'll work out.

Budai
11-14-2007, 03:15 PM
Methinks it's time to play "The Dozens"...}:D

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a beaver shot.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she's Chewbacca’s stunt double.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

francescadubois
11-14-2007, 03:33 PM
^^^You are a bad man, Budai!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

pinupgurl2k6
11-14-2007, 03:38 PM
Methinks it's time to play "The Dozens"...}:D

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a beaver shot.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she's Chewbacca’s stunt double.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

I'm sending that to my Mom right now!! I am so upset (LMFAO)
Maybe a little Nair in the body wash would help Mama!

RoseLeigh
11-14-2007, 03:55 PM
I agree. And I do agree that preference should rule in dating. It just seems like a strange and frankly minor thing to use as a "make or break" element of a relationship.

And Marc - it isn't THAT unpleasant. Guys wind up with hairs from my head in their face and in their mouth if I'm having an active head tossing day. It's just hair. Take it out. Like if hair ruins sex, I think you might be too fastidious for sex.

I do have to agree here, though if you are that fussy (and to me, it seems fussy) why not mention it before you get into her panties? I've met plenty of guys who start spouting off about their preferences within a few dates. I run screaming from them, but then I bet there's LOTS of girls who are already clean shaven waiting to be appreciated. ;D

Corgan
11-14-2007, 04:13 PM
Hm. Personally I like my partners to look like adults, but whatever flips your switch, I guess.

:heartbeat

yess. me too.
i do like d to keep it trimmed up though.

Budai
11-14-2007, 04:42 PM
Excerpt from ""

"SLOTH
What ever happened to body hair? Remember the Eighties when Tom Selleck's shag-rug of a chest made the girls swoon and Brooke Shield's eyebrows covered 90% of her forehead? Go back another decade, and there's the original Joy of Sex--a book so hairy you need an Epilady just to read it. Hell, remember when Elliott Gould was a sex symbol? (Well, I don't, but he was.)

Call them hypocritical filthy patchouli-reeking sellouts, but you have to admit, the hippies were lazy. Why not follow their slothful example and return to that fabled Summer of Love?

I say we stop with the plucking and get back to the f#!%ing. We're all descended from lice-ridden monkeys; it's time we started to look the part. Let those eyebrows unify. Let that troublesome leg stubble become a carefree winter pelt. Give that antiperspirant something to clump on to…

And remember, ladies, nothing says "Go!" like a 'fro down below..."

White & Nerdy
11-14-2007, 08:19 PM
Hairy muff...

That reminds me...I need a little trim.

francescadubois
11-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Excerpt from "The 7 Deadly Sins Of Dating (http://www.chortler.com/34900dating.shtml)"

"SLOTH
What ever happened to body hair? Remember the Eighties when Tom Selleck's shag-rug of a chest made the girls swoon and Brooke Shield's eyebrows covered 90% of her forehead? Go back another decade, and there's the original Joy of Sex--a book so hairy you need an Epilady just to read it. Hell, remember when Elliott Gould was a sex symbol? (Well, I don't, but he was.)

Call them hypocritical filthy patchouli-reeking sellouts, but you have to admit, the hippies were lazy. Why not follow their slothful example and return to that fabled Summer of Love?

I say we stop with the plucking and get back to the f#!%ing. We're all descended from lice-ridden monkeys; it's time we started to look the part. Let those eyebrows unify. Let that troublesome leg stubble become a carefree winter pelt. Give that antiperspirant something to clump on to…

And remember, ladies, nothing says "Go!" like a 'fro down below..."


:rotfl: :rotfl: