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fancygirl
11-20-2007, 10:37 AM
Yup-- Barbie Doll is awesome. She mesmerizes everyone around her. It took me a few weeks to warm up to her because the lipstick (it's more like a matte beige) threw me off. She's in my top two dancers I've ever met re: hustle skills.

Joplin
11-20-2007, 02:19 PM
Man I wish I had a "strange hustle", especially if it worked. I admire these people's silly/brazen-ness. "hi i'm joplin ::shakes hand, sits down::, whats your name", "::repeat his name:: awesome/sexy!, what brings you in here tonight?","would you like some entertainment:: BIG smile! squishing my boobies, turn and shake my ass::"' works okay...but damn its fucking boring.

I want to know what the ganguru-ish girl does, do you think its the different look, or the confidence or both?

Optimist
11-20-2007, 07:26 PM
Here's a funny one:
He asks, "A girl like you must have a bf, am I right?" My reply: "Well I can't mate with your species so no, not on this planet." He says, "well you look human!" My reply: "You can't see them now, but there are tentacles that come out of my pussy." He says "Let me see!" I told him he'd have to get a private dance. .

I loooooove that! :rotfl: I gotta steal that one. :D


Once I was in a silly mood, so I walked up to a group of guys, and without saying a word, just started tapping them on the head, one by one. Duck, Duck, Duck....GOOSE! Your the lucky winner of a lapdance!

I'm stealin' this too, Kaylinn! :D

Optimist
11-20-2007, 07:37 PM
Ok, having a hard time doing the profile thing, so here she is as my own avatar.....ok, that's the end of my threadjacking!

Amber, I gotta say there is a definite hottness! I actually like the look even though your description frightened me--I think she's dramatic but hot!

Picaresque
11-21-2007, 10:07 PM
^ she's got powers, obviously. Try to find her stripper amulet ;)

hehe. actually, just sounds like she has a HUGE amount of confidence. The longer I dance, the more I believe that THAT is the biggest and most important "amulet" one could have.

InLoveWithaStripper
11-22-2007, 12:52 PM
As a custie, I believe you guys call us that, that high pitched noise thing would make me either tell the girl something or simply leave. I may be one of the few but I'm looking to be entertained, not annoyed. But if it makes her money, then more power to her.

AlexxaHex
11-22-2007, 01:42 PM
hehe. actually, just sounds like she has a HUGE amount of confidence. The longer I dance, the more I believe that THAT is the biggest and most important "amulet" one could have.

It is! I've had bouncers and managers tell me that confidence is the main reason I've made money when everyone else doesn't. Lots of girls don't believe that they're worth it. If you KNOW you are a good salesperson and your "service" is better than everyone else's, customers start believing it too.

Amber_Sparxx
11-22-2007, 04:35 PM
LOL!!! Thank you, ladies, for both your kind words & open-minds! Here's my theory...not only does she have an eye-catching look that no one else has the gumption to emulate, but she also has the confidence to back it up (SINCERE confidence, she truly believes, and rightly so, that she is a beautiful & special person, inside & out), the sales skills to close the deal, and (I think guys find this the most intriguing of all) embodies the overall stereotypical physical image of a live Barbie doll stripper, but defies the stereotype. She's thrived in the face of adversity, is a completely self-made woman (my jaw hit the ground when I saw this chick's home!) without ever having to be dirty, has had a "normal/professional/whatever" career for the last 16 years, but loudly and proudly proclaims her love and preference for being a dancer, citing what many girls feel and all too few say: that becoming a dancer was the most self-empowering move she ever made. She is, in many ways, a paradox. I think people fear what they don't understand, and when people can't categorize her right away, they dismiss her as a freak without knowing her. Their loss, really. She's the only living example of true inspiration that I've ever known personally....Barbie just ROCKS!

CuriousSeeker
02-19-2008, 07:03 AM
LOL!!! Thank you, ladies, for both your kind words & open-minds! Here's my theory...not only does she have an eye-catching look that no one else has the gumption to emulate, but she also has the confidence to back it up (SINCERE confidence, she truly believes, and rightly so, that she is a beautiful & special person, inside & out), the sales skills to close the deal, and (I think guys find this the most intriguing of all) embodies the overall stereotypical physical image of a live Barbie doll stripper, but defies the stereotype. She's thrived in the face of adversity, is a completely self-made woman (my jaw hit the ground when I saw this chick's home!) without ever having to be dirty, has had a "normal/professional/whatever" career for the last 16 years, but loudly and proudly proclaims her love and preference for being a dancer, citing what many girls feel and all too few say: that becoming a dancer was the most self-empowering move she ever made. She is, in many ways, a paradox. I think people fear what they don't understand, and when people can't categorize her right away, they dismiss her as a freak without knowing her. Their loss, really. She's the only living example of true inspiration that I've ever known personally....Barbie just ROCKS!


I absolutely adore this post.

It's so inspiring to me to hear how dancers thwart normative beauty standards and make out like bandits.

I don't find it coincidental that Barbie chose to dance and really does love it: it shines through.

Funny about confidence: no matter what job it is, when my mojo is strong (especially around ovulation but just when my self-talk and self-care are both good), I make things happen and can attract what I need, which perpetuates the cycle.

But when I'm coming from negativity - even being pissy at someone that day and feeling like life isn't working out, I can go through the same motions but still not produce results. I guess it's because people can tell whether you are in a good place and instinctively know whether to get closer or not.

Daisa
02-20-2008, 03:02 PM
hmm...strange hustles? How about the girl who sometimes does her stage set in a fat suit?!?! Yup. A FAT SUIT.

CuriousSeeker
02-20-2008, 03:16 PM
^What are custy reactions?

Daisa
02-21-2008, 11:42 AM
Typically she will only do this when the crowd's sitting there like a bunch of zombies. Believe it or not once they realize what's up, they are lining up to tip her. Usually when she wears the fat suit she dances to "I like big butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot and "Rumpshaker" by Wreckx -N- Effect.

It's hilarious.

Vyanka
02-21-2008, 12:23 PM
One girl at my club gets coked off her ass every night...and literally trips and falls into people's laps, looks up at them and slurs "get a motherfucking lapdance, ok?"

Surprisingly...it often works./:O


OMG, that's horrible. LMAO

Polekitten
02-22-2008, 08:12 AM
Typically she will only do this when the crowd's sitting there like a bunch of zombies. Believe it or not once they realize what's up, they are lining up to tip her. Usually when she wears the fat suit she dances to "I like big butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot and "Rumpshaker" by Wreckx -N- Effect.

It's hilarious.


I love this, it sounds hilarious!

IvoryDancer
02-23-2008, 07:57 PM
I knew this girl that would sell a mint for twenty dollars but it came with a free table dance.

VegasPrincess
02-23-2008, 09:49 PM
^^^^^^

now thats cute......

scarlett_vancouver
02-27-2008, 07:23 AM
Jenny told me an awesome story about a girl who would sit down next to guys and whisper "pussypussypussypussypussypussypussy..." in their ear until they got a dance.

dollyrocker
03-01-2008, 10:49 PM
^^^^ hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truce
03-01-2008, 11:18 PM
Here's a funny one:
Yesterday a younger guy and his friends were tipping well at the rack. It was mid shift so the music was turned down and we were all talking. He asks, "A girl like you must have a bf, am I right?" My reply: "Well I can't mate with your species so no, not on this planet." He says, "well you look human!" My reply: "You can't see them now, but there are tentacles that come out of my pussy." He says "Let me see!" I told him he'd have to get a private dance. (That's also a funny way to get out of answering that question.)
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Yeah but do they get disappointed with you when you get them out the back and they discover you don't have any tentacles coming out of your pussy..........Or do you actually have tentacles....:O ;)

kittytheflamingo
03-10-2008, 01:41 AM
when i dont feel like bothering ill go sit next to a guy and just stare at him. i've had alot of guys go "all right, all right, i'll get a dance!" without me having to say anything.

it seems the stupider i act the more dances i get. 's why i dye my hair blonde!

kittytheflamingo
03-10-2008, 02:03 AM
Daisa, are u at midway? we have a girl there that does that exact set

LuckyOne
03-10-2008, 09:53 AM
^^^Kitty, you're pretty new so I'm sure you didn't realize, some girls don't like to say where they work because of stalkers and privacy & stuff. If you want you can edit your post by clicking the "edit" button next to "quote," "multi-quote," and "reply."

sexysunny
03-10-2008, 03:23 PM
Once I was in a silly mood, so I walked up to a group of guys, and without saying a word, just started tapping them on the head, one by one. Duck, Duck, Duck....GOOSE! Your the lucky winner of a lapdance!

hahaha i've done that one too!!:P

Amber_Sparxx
03-25-2008, 09:24 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

But what if the "lucky winner" says, "No thanks". I swear I picked what I think was the only asshole at the table when I tried this last night

TiffanyRae
03-27-2008, 10:20 PM
a girl i work with tells guys to turn around to see his butt, then she smacks it lightly and tells him to go to vip, while tapping his butt. simple as that. i see her do this again and again. ive tried it, doesnt work for me. and when shes in vip, she desnt even dance! she talks the whole time, hardly ever taking her top off. i dont know what shes talking about. i dont have that much convo.

Gemini_Syn
03-28-2008, 09:36 AM
We had a brand new girl at my old club who'd just gotten a humongous boob job. She'd stick the girls right in the guys faces at first approach and say "you know you want a dance" They'd get a dance. Next guy. Boobs. Dance. Take money. Repeat.

It was so simple and worked so well. But so.... stupid. We hated her.

I think I am going to be hated tonight and forever more. It's my first night back with DD's.

curvycutie817
04-05-2008, 11:03 AM
There's this one girl that does not take no for an answer. She'll keep saying "I'm not going to leave you alone until you get a dance." "pleeeeeeeaaaasssseee....", and I have watched her bug the hell out of guys until they get so fed up they get a dance from her. I think it's absolutely immature. She's even made guys leave because she will not leave them alone!

HAHA WHO WAS IT????

hu$tlebunny
04-05-2008, 12:03 PM
Mental picture of the caffeine squirrel on that movie, Over the Hedge;D

hu$tlebunny
04-05-2008, 12:05 PM
There's a new girl here that literally runs and launches herself at customers, like a cracked out flying squirrel. I had to peel her off one of my regular customers the other night. Poor guy's only been back once since, I think he's still scared.

^^oops it doesn't make sense without the quote8)

Gabrielle MB
04-06-2008, 02:36 AM
I worked with a girl who was very, very tall. When standing, her crotch was eye/face level with someone seated. She would walk up behind a guy and LOUDLY say. "Don't it smell like pussy in here!" When they'd turn around and be face to kitty with her, she'd either get an eye roll or a giggle.