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LexxusLovely
11-19-2007, 06:20 PM
I cannot poop if I think ANYONE can hear me, strangers, people I know, anyone.

When I'm singing in the car or the shower, I am almost always picturing myself singing that song in front of a crowd, karaoke style. I get really into it, using head motions and hand gestures and everything.


lol, me too ;D

I really get into the singing thing. I'll even use a hairbrush as a microphone.

PookaShell
11-19-2007, 06:23 PM
When I was younger I would watch britney spears music videos and pretend it was me.

Haha.

Glad Im not her now.

britt244
11-19-2007, 06:29 PM
You don't like my boobies? Thats okay, I get embarassed by internet nakedness sometimes.

you know why i didnt like it, missy! :P

ArmySGT.
11-19-2007, 06:32 PM
I opened a Porn mag and discovered a close family member had posed. Yeah I didn't see that one coming.

Toki
11-19-2007, 06:33 PM
At home I reuse kleenex. Often more than once. If I didn't, I'd go through half a box each week (allergies).

I still look up my ex on facebook sometimes and secretly giggle when I see what a loser he has become. That makes me sound pretty evil, doesn't it?

I don't like to smoke cigarettes unless I have my cigarette holder with me. It just looks so much cooler.

I can stuff my stomach with more food than anyone I know, and I'm a skinny bitch.

I honestly find it easier to become friends with guys, because they're less likely to be mean and bitchy. Girls scare me sometimes! At least if I"m befriending a guy, he's less likely to be rude to me, simply because I'm a hot chick. Whereas another girl might be rude for the same reason.

Corgan
11-19-2007, 06:37 PM
i reuse kleenex too but mine are puffs with lotion ;)

PookaShell
11-19-2007, 06:54 PM
I opened a Porn mag and discovered a close family member had posed. Yeah I didn't see that one coming.

OMG! I would flip shit.

The other day I went out dancing at a hot night club, and wore this super skanky hot outfit.

Want to know what I wore underneath it while I flirted it up with hot guys?

Winnie the pooh cotton underpants. :) It was laundry day.

SarahSynn
11-19-2007, 06:56 PM
OMG! I would flip shit.

The other day I went out dancing at a hot night club, and wore this super skanky hot outfit.

Want to know what I wore underneath it while I flirted it up with hot guys?

Winnie the pooh cotton underpants. :) It was laundry day.

That combo is dangerously sexy! }:D

Taylorlila
11-19-2007, 07:07 PM
I'm guilty of reading this then running off to try it. :-\

me to. :P

PookaShell
11-19-2007, 07:09 PM
^^^^^ Me too but I couldn't find any dirt.

Me and my clean friends. Ugh. :(

One time I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and they decided they were all going to take ecstacy - so they bought a bunch of rolls and I didn't want to be the only one to say no (dumb I know!) but I didn't want to roll either. So I pretended to take it and acted retarded with them all night even though I was sober. Then I sold mine and kept the 25 bucks. Is that awful?!

Casey4Now
11-19-2007, 07:47 PM
I like to smell my panties (daily, more than once) mmmmm (my husband says I taste like water:O )
I totally chewed the skin off the sides of my finger nails sooo bad it hurts to type. owwieee

needtodance
11-19-2007, 08:08 PM
Wow.. its interesting seeing where the repititions are in here!

I have a difficult time with public toilets, I don't like the idea of other people hearing me, whether its number one OR number two. I'll hold it for ten minutes until someone else flushes the toilet then PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH it out, and hold it again until they turn on the faucet to wash their hands and PUSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH again. Even in my apartment, if someone is over, and in my bedroom(which connects to the bathroom), I feel TERRIBLY self consious trying to go, and will usually just turn on the water, and crinkle pad wrappers and pretend that THAT was my only purpose in being in the bathroom. Despite the constant holding it and waiting till the right moment, I dread sneezing. No fun surprise leaks!

I like my natural odor-and so does everyone else who's noticed it. I get so many compliments on my smell when I forget to use deoderant, that I just sortof stopped. I don't sweat much anyways.

When left to my own devices, i won't purchase groceries for an eternity, because it seems like a waste of money. I'll ration out 2 packs of ramen, a bag of pasta, and maybe a bag of candy if i have it for literally an extra week.

I HATE eating around people, it freaks me out. If i get a pizza with family or friends, I'll eat two pieces at the most. If I get pizza for myself, I can eat a whole large in one sitting.

BalletBaby
11-19-2007, 08:25 PM
I still sleep with my hunny bunny, which is a stuffed animal.

TheSexKitten
11-19-2007, 08:57 PM
mmmmm (my husband says I taste like water:O )


lawl my bf says I taste exactly like honey :O

Toki
11-19-2007, 09:23 PM
OMG! I would flip shit.

The other day I went out dancing at a hot night club, and wore this super skanky hot outfit.

Want to know what I wore underneath it while I flirted it up with hot guys?

Winnie the pooh cotton underpants. :) It was laundry day.

LOL, I don't know which is more unsexy, your Winnie the Pooh undies or my Spongebob Squarepants undies.

Lysondra
11-19-2007, 09:26 PM
When I'm not working I wear those giant-assed colourful cotton panties from Victoria's Secret. Or I don't wear any at all.

I've worn black on my period before because I was too lazy to go buy tampons. :(

When I'm alone in the shower, I write and sing music on the spot - I can actually rhyme pretty quickly.

I play all video games until the last boss, where the idea of losing the ability to play scares me so I leave it for a year. When I finally get around to finishing it, I forgot the storyline and need to play it again.

hardkandee
11-19-2007, 09:34 PM
I play all video games until the last boss, where the idea of losing the ability to play scares me so I leave it for a year. When I finally get around to finishing it, I forgot the storyline and need to play it again.

I still haven't finished the last stage of GTA:San Andreas. And it's been well over a year.

I will not poo in a public restroom. I've made it over 20 years and I refuse to start now.

I feel huge amounts of shame when I owe money to the library. And I've never owed more than $.75.

SundayMorning
11-19-2007, 09:57 PM
LOL, I don't know which is more unsexy, your Winnie the Pooh undies or my Spongebob Squarepants undies.

I have Care Bears panties. Five of 'em. They're my faves.

SundayMorning
11-19-2007, 09:58 PM
I play all video games until the last boss, where the idea of losing the ability to play scares me so I leave it for a year. When I finally get around to finishing it, I forgot the storyline and need to play it again.

DUDE I do this all the freakin time!

madmaxine
11-19-2007, 10:16 PM
When left to my own devices, i won't purchase groceries for an eternity, because it seems like a waste of money. I'll ration out 2 packs of ramen, a bag of pasta, and maybe a bag of candy if i have it for literally an extra week.

:O Dang! I'm the opposite, I get anxiety if I don't have enough food available.

My confession is- when I get stood up on dates, I am often secretly happy- I feel spared the anxiety/pressure of dealing with someone I might not be 100% sure about...The only exception was a cool Russian dude and I was SOOOO hurt!!! Like flaming rage.

Kaiyla
11-19-2007, 10:21 PM
-I sneak playing old school nintendo to relieve stress (Contra, SuperMario 1,2, and 3, and Bubble Bobble::) )
-I am so horribly germ-o-phobic that if I am unable to wash my hands and I am eating something like french fries or another finger-food, I will throw away the part that my finger has touched.
-I masturbated to "Me So Horny" and other N.W.A. songs that had sex sounds in them when I was in the 7th grade.

Corgan
11-19-2007, 10:23 PM
lawl my bf says I taste exactly like honey :O

mine says i taste like sweet pumpkin?!?!

ExoticEngineer
11-19-2007, 10:35 PM
I saw some cartoon porn...and it totally turned me on. Not so sure about all that.

TheSexKitten
11-19-2007, 10:38 PM
mine says i taste like sweet pumpkin?!?!

LOL! We should start a pussy buffet. ;D

Lysondra I TOTALLY do that last boss thing. It's like a complex I have. I've played a bajillion FF games but I NEVER FUCKING FINISH THEM because I turn into a control freak and decide that I have to unlock every secret and breed all the chocobos and shit first.

Harvest Moon is the same way. I never finish because the way I play is so anal because I want the perfect ending. T__T

Fawn
11-19-2007, 11:06 PM
-I sneak playing old school nintendo to relieve stress
-I masturbated to "Me So Horny" and other N.W.A. songs that had sex sounds in them when I was in the 7th grade.

When I was a kid I masturbated to Silk-freaky a loooooooooot. And I mean when I was very very young. I'd sing it to myslef in my head when I was in the tub. Man I discovered the water faucet thing young.

Corgan
11-19-2007, 11:36 PM
I saw some cartoon porn...and it totally turned me on. Not so sure about all that.

hentai. yum.

i have a secret that i have only told danuel and a few girlfriends. i want to tell it so bad but i don't know yet. maybe later.

lestat1
11-20-2007, 12:51 AM
I've lived in my apartment for 2.5 years and I've yet to purchase napkins. I take extras from every fast-food place I go to and build up a stockpile, even though I can more than afford napkins. I just can't stop.

I've never been in love.

I find clowns freaky and disturbing.

I must have two pillows to sleep, one for my head, one to go next to me.

I think cotton candy is awesome in too many ways to mention.

I once ate 50 Chicken McNuggets for dinner. It was awesome beyond words.

I drink too much.

I often ache for affection more than sex.

I'm my own worst enemy.

Corgan
11-20-2007, 01:01 AM
^ did you have ranch with those nuggets??

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 01:19 AM
I watch office space at least 6 times a week.

I just ate an entire pizza.

I use my mom's credit card to order things offline without telling her.

I think of women when I masturbate.

I like to analyze movies and commercials to find the flaws in the actors' acting skills or flaws in the flow of the script, etc. Even though I have no interest in acting or movies. I also try to identify the marketing scheme behind every commercial and try to break apart every detail they posed in it and what its purpose was. Even though I don't give a fuck about advertising either.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 01:20 AM
Oh yeah once in fifth grade I tried to make myself look popular when getting people to sign my yearbook so I got a bunch of different colored pens and said really nice things about myself and pretended it was stuff others had signed.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 01:21 AM
And once in ninth grade I had a dirty dream about a male teacher. I dreamed he was an octopus and we were having sex, and I totally got off on it. For the rest of the year I pictured him as an octopus having sex with me. :rotfl:

ColetteCalahan
11-20-2007, 02:00 AM
I've lived in my apartment for 2.5 years and I've yet to purchase napkins. I take extras from every fast-food place I go to and build up a stockpile, even though I can more than afford napkins. I just can't stop.

I find clowns freaky and disturbing.

I must have two pillows to sleep, one for my head, one to go next to me.

I often ache for affection more than sex.

I'm my own worst enemy.

wow... me too.

alright, confessions... oy... lessee... i already confessed the toenail-biting (I'm stopping! I have to! Too many custies like FEET! haha what a weird reason to stop), but does anyone else who lives alone just get weird?????

like, i'll be having a conversation with my rat... and then i'll realize that i'm HAVING A COnVErSAtion wth a rat.

of course i smell my underwear. it's probably some deeply-ingrained biological self-check.

and when i bring the bike to my mechanic tomorrow, he won't get the whole story of why i need a badly scratched front cowl taken off. :-[ :-[ *embarrassed* that's the thing about used vehicles... you can always blame damage on some unknown "previous" owner. :P (i can't believe i just admitted that. I'm BAAAAAD!)

scarlett_vancouver
11-20-2007, 02:18 AM
I eat whole pumpkin pies. Like, all the time. Twice a week, maybe, in the fall (pumpkin pie season!). I'm eating pie right now

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 02:22 AM
My nipples are hard right now!

anneholl
11-20-2007, 02:51 AM
If my BF saves some kind of takeout food (for himself) in the fridge for longer than a few hours, and I am home alone with it, i eat it all.

I make up songs about my pit bulls and sing to them every night. Our personal fav is called"I look into your eyes and I don't see agression"

I don't dust. Or vaccum the mounds of pet hair on my car seats.

I put the most in my appearance when I go to work. I have these extremely meticulous beauty rituals.

I can REALLY let myself go on those days off.

I like to wait a few days to clean my ears so when i do it's like swabbing for gold.
God! i am a gross ass bitch!

Lysondra
11-20-2007, 02:55 AM
If my BF saves some kind of takeout food (for himself) in the fridge for longer than a few hours, and I am home alone with it, i eat it all.

I make up songs about my pit bulls and sing to them every night. Our personal fav is called"I look into your eyes and I don't see agression"

I don't dust. Or vaccum the mounds of pet hair on my car seats.

I put the most in my appearance when I go to work. I have these extremely meticulous beauty rituals.

I can REALLY let myself go on those days off.

I like to wait a few days to clean my ears so when i do it's like swabbing for gold.
God! i am a gross ass bitch!


Haha, I do this. My cats' song is called 'Kitten Butts' and goes something like, 'All I see are orange little kitten butts, white little kitten butts, black little kitten butts....' etc

TigersMilk
11-20-2007, 04:00 AM
I eat whole pumpkin pies. Like, all the time. Twice a week, maybe, in the fall (pumpkin pie season!). I'm eating pie right now

Me too. I love pie waaay too much. I'm making layered pumpkin pie cheesecake for tg I'm so excited to eat most of it. }:D


Dang! I'm the opposite, I get anxiety if I don't have enough food available.


I do the same. I buy a ton of groceries and never eat all of them before they expire. I think it stems from growing up with hardly any food.


I save my secrets for post secret.

needtodance
11-20-2007, 04:18 AM
I make up songs about my pit bulls and sing to them every night. Our personal fav is called"I look into your eyes and I don't see agression"



I put the most in my appearance when I go to work. I have these extremely meticulous beauty rituals.

I can REALLY let myself go on those days off.


No, your not gross sillly! The last two, I do the same! It starts the night before, with my shower! I CANT go to work, if i dont have a shower with certain soaps for different purposes/areas, an order of shaving/nair-ing things, and pumicing off my feet. It stems from my dance performance days. I also have a shower ritual for when I get home.

The songs are adorable though.... I bird call at my baby, just take the last sylable of his name and trill "tittie tittie tittie" at him until he licks my face. Or the syllables from the last Janequen(spelling!) song i sang in choir, where the full choir imitates birds. And before bed, I sing him Gershwins Summertime.... Its very lame. Even when the ex was spending the night, I would hum it to him before I kenneled him.

These rituals are fun and cute! Not weird at all.

(right?)

LilyLove
11-20-2007, 04:25 AM
I save my secrets for post secret.

I love PostSecret! We should have a SW PostSecret thing... except I dunno how we'd make it anonymous, which is pretty much the whole point. Oh well.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 04:33 AM
Guys, we must be doing better, we made it to 88 posts and no ones flamed anyone or started any drama. :) How pleasant.

britt244
11-20-2007, 05:10 AM
my jeans are too tight because i pigged out yesterday.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 05:16 AM
Mine too, mine too! ^^^^^^^

I want to post an ad on craigslist that says:

"I have no cash on me and dont want to go to the bank. Somebody please by me a pack of cigarettes and I'll meet you at the gas station so you can give them to me. Kaythanksbye."

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 06:01 AM
It is 7 am and Im still awake. Ew.

aussiebelle
11-20-2007, 06:23 AM
i've pigged out way too much lately (but i'm going to get back to being healthy tomorrow!)

i have a crush on one of my guy friends

i also have a crush on a few sw'ers

i have never been in love

i 'borrowed' my sister's foundation and like it way too much to give it back

i have an electric toothbrush that i use for purposes other than cleaning my teeth ;)

BmiWMT14
11-20-2007, 06:35 AM
- I drink the Herseys syrup right out of the bottle at home

- When no one is looking I eat Ketchup packets by themself

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 06:56 AM
^^^^Join the condiment a la carte club! :D

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 06:57 AM
Soon I will have 4,000 posts. Holy shit, batman!

Its 8 am and I'm STILL awake.

I just chatted with all my friends who are off to work, and now Im going to go to sleep and as soon as they are getting home from work I'll be wakin up to GO to work. So weird.

I need a shower. Really bad.

I'm going to sell books to half priced books today to buy gas and cigarettes. Haha.

Taylorlila
11-20-2007, 08:16 AM
~I had a sex dream about my bf's brother...twice.
~My chihuahua likes to curl up on my cheast when I masturbate
~I really like to sit on the toilet and read magazines. Like, i'll poop and it won't take that long, but I'll sit there for ever and read.
~the only time I wear underwear is when I'm working.

Alexis81
11-20-2007, 08:33 AM
I love hot sauce. I put it on everything.

I pulled out my Christmas CDs and have been listening to them for the past two weeks.

I totally take days off when my hubby is out of town then when he gets home I guilt trip him into doing things I don't want to sinse I've been working so much.

I pee in the shower and I don't mind pooping in public

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 08:40 AM
If my BF saves some kind of takeout food (for himself) in the fridge for longer than a few hours, and I am home alone with it, i eat it all.

I make up songs about my pit bulls and sing to them every night. Our personal fav is called"I look into your eyes and I don't see agression"

I don't dust. Or vaccum the mounds of pet hair on my car seats.

I put the most in my appearance when I go to work. I have these extremely meticulous beauty rituals.

I can REALLY let myself go on those days off.

I like to wait a few days to clean my ears so when i do it's like swabbing for gold.
God! i am a gross ass bitch!

Ha! I do that too! There's "Bently the wonder mutt" "Glamis the cat, the magical, magical cat" and "OooohOoooH, Trixie ca-at" Hehehehehe. They change randomly though!



And CORGAN, woman, Tell! Tell!