Log in

View Full Version : I think it's time for...



Pages : 1 2 [3] 4 5 6 7 8 9

Taylorlila
11-20-2007, 08:54 AM
I pee in the shower and I don't mind pooping in public

I don't mind pooping in public, but I have to either get out of the bathroom really fast before anyone else gets out of their stales, or wait until they leave to get out of mine.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 10:57 AM
Me too^^^^^

I locked my keys in my car this morning at a gas station and charmed the cashier guy into paying the pop a lock people. omg. Thats awful.

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 11:02 AM
That's not aweful, I once had two boys who were on their "mission" (mormon?) help me mop and sweap my floors.

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 11:05 AM
I feel slightly responsible for Britt's tight jeans.

Lately, I've been having sex dreams constantly. I can't go to sleep without one.

Brendita
11-20-2007, 11:18 AM
That's not aweful, I once had two boys who were on their "mission" (mormon?) help me mop and sweap my floors.
LOL!
Once, these magazine selling boys came to my door. I signed up for a few subscriptions and they were so grateful that they ended up taking out my HUGE pile of trash bags for me.
The second they left I filled out the cancellation form and ran down to the mailbox.

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 11:22 AM
;D They came to my dor twice, wanting to talk to me about their message. I said "you can talk all you want, while helping me clean." I didn't really think they would say yes. Really didn't.

My sister was there and I think she just about died on the spot.

But the funniest part was when the one kid was vaccuming the floor and hit my stripper shoes laying by the couch. }:D They were nice kids though.

Sinder
11-20-2007, 11:42 AM
Here are a few of my confessions....

I steal spoons from restaurants.

Sometimes I will put on an old sexy halloween costume and dance around the house....just 'cause I feel like it, and no one is home!;D

I got drunk twice this week (totally our of character) and ate an entire bag of family sized doritos.

I had a vaccum salesman come to my door, and made her vaccum my whole downstairs plus my furniture....and told her no thanks on the vaccum, but thanks for cleaning for me!

Ohh, and that one drunk night this week, I let any guy friends of mine poke my boob if he bought a round of drinks for me and my girl!:P

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 12:14 PM
Hahaha. ^^^^ Those were good ones.

Im still awake from yesterday but Im drinking coffee anyway cause I cant stop.

I peed in the shower just now.

FrustratedBunny
11-20-2007, 12:29 PM
I met a guy four or five months ago that I can't seem to get out of my head. WTF is wrong with me?

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 12:31 PM
I posted a personal ad on craigslist.

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 01:14 PM
Okay, fine. I love showtunes.

There, I said it.

I'm listening to Wicked right now.

LexxusLovely
11-20-2007, 01:14 PM
And once in ninth grade I had a dirty dream about a male teacher. I dreamed he was an octopus and we were having sex, and I totally got off on it. For the rest of the year I pictured him as an octopus having sex with me. :rotfl:

I have something for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife)

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 01:20 PM
O.M.F.G.

southstbabe
11-20-2007, 01:26 PM
I sneak peeks at porn at work and get so worked up I have to run to the ladies room to get myself off.

britt244
11-20-2007, 01:26 PM
I feel slightly responsible for Britt's tight jeans.
as you should! :P actually, you shouldnt, because when i eat bad, i dont just eat a little bit of something bad. if anyone saw the way i eat when i pig out, they'd be sick. i cant do it as much anymore because im healthier now, but sometimes i still do.. i'll get 2 double cheeseburgers, a chicken sandwich, AND fries and eat it all. or something huge like that. like when i make cookies and eat almost all of them in one day. its gross.


Okay, fine. I love showtunes.

There, I said it.

I'm listening to Wicked right now.

me tooooo. i used to be obsessed with rent but not as much anymore.

Fawn
11-20-2007, 01:41 PM
For some reason all the slacker kids like to try to get me to email them the answers to my test review questions and try to get the answers from me because they weren't there. I always just send the questions and not the answers and I uncheck their names off of my e-mail list when I send out invites to study group, knowing that if they make lower grades we all (mostly for my own benefit) get a higher curve.

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 01:46 PM
I smell really bad right now. Quite rank actually. But the bad part is it's amussing me.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 01:48 PM
^^^^Haha, Fawn. Thats awesome.

Britt - I ordered chinese takeout and pizza and desert and a total of four cokes within 45 minutes of each other.

I love Rent too!

And....

I dont have class on Tuesdays and Im still awake from last night and....therefore.

Im getting high again.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 01:54 PM
P.S. this is what Im planning for lunch:

my usual order from long john silvers: 2 chicken planks, fries, 4 hush puppies, dr.pepper and then a spicy mcChicken sandwich from the dollar menu at mcDonalds.

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 02:05 PM
I Love Hush Puppies. Crap..... Joe Crab Shack here I come!!!!!

TheSexKitten
11-20-2007, 02:59 PM
I used to draw pretty decent hentai for myself when I was around 13. :D

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 03:02 PM
Okay...this one's really embarrassing.

I'm terrified of being home alone by myself.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 03:02 PM
After I got my McChicken Sandwich I was at a stop light, all high and munching it down all gobble-like with the window down and a huge handful of the change from my dollar menu purchase I made with a 100 dollar bill and a quarter. So I had a huge wad of cash and a Giant burger I was scarfing and a triple sized delicious soda glistening icily in the heat of the glaring sun.

When I looked a little to my left I realized there was an old bum like 2 feet from my window staring at me as I wolfed down my food and slurped my huge delicious frosty beverage and counted my 20's.

Omg. That's awful.

Then I laughed the whole way home.

I should be shot.

Edit to add: I gave him 2 bucks.

kaiarose
11-20-2007, 07:17 PM
am i the only person who finds this disturbing? didnt we have a thread about how that isnt as harmless as you might think? :-\

(sorry, that was just really bothering me)



This was 5 years ago and I was a little naive. At the time it was enjoyable to see her having the runs. I would never visined someone nowadays because now I actually do know the harm. And isn't this the confession thread?? I didn't realize we were going to be judged, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered with it.

SarahSynn
11-20-2007, 07:23 PM
After I got my McChicken Sandwich I was at a stop light, all high and munching it down all gobble-like with the window down and a huge handful of the change from my dollar menu purchase I made with a 100 dollar bill and a quarter. So I had a huge wad of cash and a Giant burger I was scarfing and a triple sized delicious soda glistening icily in the heat of the glaring sun.

When I looked a little to my left I realized there was an old bum like 2 feet from my window staring at me as I wolfed down my food and slurped my huge delicious frosty beverage and counted my 20's.

Omg. That's awful.

Then I laughed the whole way home.

I should be shot.

Edit to add: I gave him 2 bucks.

You're taking care of you and helping the less fortunate, and that isn't awful at all!

lestat1
11-20-2007, 07:29 PM
^ did you have ranch with those nuggets??

Quite a bit of it; I think I went through 4 of those little tubs.

madmaxine
11-20-2007, 07:34 PM
I find clowns freaky and disturbing.


;D My friend's brother works at a mortuary & he overcame his fear of death to do so. But he STILL hasn't overcome his fear of clowns- so we fuck with him with scary clown pictures. }:D

lestat1
11-20-2007, 07:37 PM
^^^ Clowns eat live kittens y'know. They're evil.


I cheated today; I started listening to Christmas Music two days before Thanksgiving.

britt244
11-20-2007, 07:39 PM
^ ive been listening to it in my car for a week!

Kaiyla
11-20-2007, 08:33 PM
Fawn I remember "Freak Me!";D
I should have been masturbating to it, instead I uh, lost my virginity to it.

PookaShell
11-20-2007, 10:16 PM
I haven't had sex in a year.

I've eaten fast food three times today.

Every year I listen to Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas cd.

^^^When I was little I thought the REAL song was "walking round in women's underwear" And it got me sent to the office in 4th grade. Haha. I love Bob Rivers.

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 10:21 PM
^^On that note...(The getting in trouble one...)

In the third grade, I was sent to the principal's office for "making inappropriate gestures with a cocktail wiener."

Totally worth it.

Fawn
11-20-2007, 10:45 PM
In highschool I was suspended for two weeks for selling doctors notes to students who needed to erase excess abscenses since here the school can take you to court over them if you're a minor. I stole a GIANT stack from my doc. I still have several, and still use them when I have anal college teachers who count off for abscenses.

Picaresque
11-20-2007, 10:46 PM
Ok I'll confess...I totally have a fetish for fat guys. Not in the realm of morbidly obese, just substantially chunky. :drool: I don't know why but it's such a turn on.
I figured this out about myself when I got cast in my very first opera and found myself surrounded by overweight tenors all wearing tights. :drool: I felt like a kitten in a basket full of catnip.

Fawn
11-20-2007, 10:49 PM
skinny guys with glasses make me horny. It all dates back to Billy the blue powerranger. what a dreamboat!

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 10:55 PM
I was the Pink Ranger for Halloween in the first grade. My grandmother made me the costume. It was incredible.

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 10:57 PM
Ok I'll confess...I totally have a fetish for fat guys. Not in the realm of morbidly obese, just substantially chunky. :drool: I don't know why but it's such a turn on.
I figured this out about myself when I got cast in my very first opera and found myself surrounded by overweight tenors all wearing tights. :drool: I felt like a kitten in a basket full of catnip.

Me too! Hmmm, operas need costumers, don't they....:thinking:}:D

lestat1
11-20-2007, 11:05 PM
skinny guys with glasses make me horny. It all dates back to Billy the blue powerranger. what a dreamboat!

I've been waiting 29 years to hear a woman say that. :glasses:

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 11:09 PM
^^Oh honey, that's not an uncommon turn-on for women...

...Or am I just strange too?

Picaresque
11-20-2007, 11:10 PM
Me too! Hmmm, operas need costumers, don't they....:thinking:}:D

indeed they do. Now get thee to work for the Savoy so I can pounce on you. :P And you can pretend to do long intricate costume fittings on lots of chunky tenors while really just groping them. ;)

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 11:17 PM
indeed they do. Now get thee to work for the Savoy so I can pounce on you. :P And you can pretend to do long intricate costume fittings on lots of chunky tenors while really just groping them. ;)

Ah, so you've witnessed some of my 'fittings' then?

AlexxaHex
11-21-2007, 02:15 AM
When I'm not working I wear those giant-assed colourful cotton panties from Victoria's Secret. Or I don't wear any at all.

I've worn black on my period before because I was too lazy to go buy tampons. :(


Same here! On both accounts. I wear the most granniest white cotton undies when I'm at home - or nothing at all. I also get sick of changing pads and tampons toward the end of my rag so sometimes I'll just wear dark undies. Heh. They're gonna get washed anyway!
I've been known to also use handkerchiefs and washable pads too. Yeah, I'm not a dirtbag, I'm just punk rock. Yeah, that's it.

I almost always queef after getting it doggy style. :-[ Or sometimes even if I'm bent over the right way. Or upside down. Much more after having a baby. :O

I pee AND blow snot rockets in the shower.

I haven't cleaned (like vacuum and dust) the inside of my car since I bought it - in October of 2006.

I am so addicted to mindless computer games like solitaire and tetris. A while back it was that Yahoo dinosaur egg game. I called it 'dinosaur balls' but it had a different name. You have to catapult dinosaur egg things onto others of like colors and they break and the eggshell crunch is the most satisfying noise of all time.

I fantasize about girls I work with all the time. It's high school locker room all over again.

I rubbed one out on a customer the other day during a dance (believe me I tried really hard not to) but the friction was hitting me really perfectly. I wasn't turned on really. He was ugly and boring. I didn't tell him because he didn't deserve to know. In fact I haven't told anybody but I think SW deserves to know more than that guy, even if he would spend more cash.

I always leave a little bit of every beauty product I buy so I never completely run out of it. If you look in my cabinet, you'll see a ton of lotions with like a teaspoon of lotion left in each one because I don't want to use it all. There are tiny 5 nubs of the same black MAC eyeliner in my bag. I'm like this with food too. I always just can't finish the last bite, or last sip of a drink.

austinatalie
11-21-2007, 02:58 AM
^^LOL you gave yourself an extra!

Kaylinn
11-21-2007, 03:15 AM
^ LMAo. Has happened to me. And so this is my confession:

I had a regular he came in at least once a week. He was fat, had the worst breath ever was 32 years old, lived at homewith his parents and his greatest aspiration was to be a sportscaster on ESPN, but all he did was sit at hoem and watch the other sportcasters on tv, never actualyl tried to be one.


Anyway. The friction during our dances always hit my just the right way, I guess it was cause he was fat or something, and I used to get off every time I danced for him. It wasn't like he got anything out of it, he was so fat thatI never actualyl grinded on his penis. he couldn't feel a thing.
I am so embarassed...I've never admitted this to anyone before. :-[
Fat nasty smelly guy got me off once a week. and he never knew.:-X

PookaShell
11-21-2007, 04:45 AM
okay in my two day eat everything I can possibly find fest - I just now consumed the following. Anyone who was worried about my ribs showing, please no that by tomorrow this will no longer be a problem.

Confession time:

1 bag of apple O gummies
1 bag of Chesters Hot Fries
A 44 ounce dr.pepper
Another McChicken
And I just got some cake mix and mixed a little bit in a bowl with some oil and water and made a small bowl of cake batter that Im now eating.
Yum.

StuartL
11-21-2007, 04:57 AM
My confession - I am really clean living, but I have what could become a near fatal addiction to cookies. I managed to quit chocolate bars - which was like losing an arm, and crisps - which was like losing my best friend, but not cookies. I can easily eat a packet of biscuits every day for ever.

I don't think I have anything else I would admit to online...

britt244
11-21-2007, 06:13 AM
I haven't had sex in a year.

I've eaten fast food three times today.

Every year I listen to Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas cd.

^^^When I was little I thought the REAL song was "walking round in women's underwear" And it got me sent to the office in 4th grade. Haha. I love Bob Rivers.

i havent had sex since july. and i shouldnt count that because it was drunken and didnt last very long. i dont remember the last time i had real, good sex.

i used to think the song said "in the meadow we can build a snowman. and pretend that he is dark and brown." hahaha and i was listening to christmas music this morning and thinking how that was funny and i had to post it on here.


okay in my two day eat everything I can possibly find fest - I just now consumed the following. Anyone who was worried about my ribs showing, please no that by tomorrow this will no longer be a problem.

Confession time:

1 bag of apple O gummies
1 bag of Chesters Hot Fries
A 44 ounce dr.pepper
Another McChicken
And I just got some cake mix and mixed a little bit in a bowl with some oil and water and made a small bowl of cake batter that Im now eating.
Yum.

im moving in with you. i think we would get along perfectly. we'd just eat all day long.


ok, here's mine.
last night i wanted to do coke. i havent wanted it in a long time. i've thought about it a lot but only to be disgusted and feel guilty and think that i would never want it again. but then i wanted it. and i was sitting at home, by myself, i wasnt even in a situation that should make me want it. i just thought about getting a huge amount and doing it all.

:-[ :-[ :-[

LilyLove
11-21-2007, 06:49 AM
Stay strong Britt. Don't give in, its worth it to keep on the straight and narrow. Your urges to do that stuff are only thoughts, as big and looming as they may seem. I know the feeling... I know its awful.

Ooohh, I have a confession though, and Britt, your post reminded me of it: I had "Walkin' in a winter wonderland" stuck in my head because I'm finally back in my hometown where it snows, but I totally had to look up the lyrics online before I put them in my sig. Its funny how I could be nostalgic from a song I didn't even know the right words to. Ha. Even though I've been attempting to sing it since I was like, 5.

PrincessShea
11-21-2007, 09:54 AM
Breakfast yesterday: Three pixie sticks and a Coke.
Breakfast today: Handful of Fruit Loops, tortilla chips with salsa con queso, and a Coke.

:D

My secret? I hate breakfast foods, with a passion. LOL

stellaforstars
11-21-2007, 09:58 AM
When I'm sick, I get extremely frustrated, and I cry about 10 times a day.

Going through this right now. There's no real reason for me to cry. I just feel icky, so I do. Weepy female stereotype much?