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hardkandee
11-23-2007, 05:09 PM
I once put Nair in a woman's conditioner bottle.

She tried to hurt an animal, I felt justified.


Oooh. I've always wanted to do that. Never had an appropriate victim though.

Fawn
11-23-2007, 07:02 PM
I forgot it was a long weekend and I only brought 3 pairs of clothes to my moms house. I ran out of underwear today and clothes were already in the wash. I turned an old pair inside out.

TigersMilk
11-23-2007, 09:51 PM
This is so me:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/782/interventioncg0.jpg

FrustratedBunny
11-24-2007, 01:18 AM
;D
This is so me:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/782/interventioncg0.jpg

hehhee, I always drink and watch Intervention.

PookaShell
11-24-2007, 06:12 AM
Sad confession:
I spent thanksgiving alone.

Funny Confession:
Im staying at a friends house and she has one of those things on the wall that puffs fragrance - and...every like 10 minutes it puffs and I jump out of my skin.

Happy Confession:
I just ate some rocky road ice cream.

Random Confession:
Im currently wearing a giant camo hunting t-shirt, polka dot pj pants, frog socks, and fluffy pink slippers. I look hot.

jsmythe23
11-24-2007, 08:29 AM
I get turned on by hitting/kicking a guy in the balls. I've had quite a few custies request it. Sometimes when we're playfighting I will kick my bf there and pretend I did it by accident(not to hard though).

phillyvixen
11-24-2007, 08:45 AM
^^ When I was pregnant my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me. I was sooo horny! He was afraid that the baby would see his penis! I tried to explain to him that there was a wall separating the two. Nope, he still felt weird.
!

--I was giving my husband a bj the other morning and I refused to swallow because "I didn't want my daughter to have to eat her potential brothers and sisters for breakfast" That was the most creative excuse i ever had. ( For the record I usually very much enjoy swallowing my husbands spunk)

-- I think I am a retail therapy addict

-- I still get a weird thrill when my husband gives me stacks of cash, to this day it still reminds me of our first time in VIP and sometimes i ask him if he wants to put my shopping money in my panties.


-- my moms drinking is starting to bother me, but then i remember how much less fun she is when she is sober all the time so i haven't said anything.

ExoticEngineer
11-24-2007, 09:00 AM
Sometimes I think I am scared to succeed. So I don't.

Lysondra
11-24-2007, 09:15 AM
I might be watching Pretty Woman to see what the boy could possibly see in me.

I've decided - it's because I'm not Julia Roberts.

SuburbanSocialite
11-24-2007, 07:41 PM
Lately, my new favorite naughty thing to do is smoke pot, drink one of those huge, ghetto Smirnoffs, and masterbate until I fall asleep. Since I consider this a treat, I only do this a few times a month and only on a weekend when I can sleep in the next day. *Wow, I feel nervous that I confessed to this. Nobody knows this about me.*

I still sleep with a stuffed animal. I started sleeping with said animal when I was 15.

I can, and do, wear flannel pajamas all year round.

I'm on the hunt for my first vibrator. The only reason it's taking so long is because I'm completely clueless about these matters. Would anyone like to offer any assistance?

phillyvixen
11-24-2007, 07:56 PM
^^^ Hitachi Magic Wand all the way!
If you get one it will change your life forever :)
(I should get royalties or something from them for how much i advertise)

TheSexKitten
11-24-2007, 09:14 PM
I looked at a gay asian barely legal guy site today. Not for pleasure. I simply came across it, and decided to explore. The findings were uneventful.

RoseLeigh
11-24-2007, 10:05 PM
Sad confession:
I spent thanksgiving alone.


Me too! Until I had to go to work.

I have so much to confess, but I have no idea where to start!

FrustratedBunny
11-24-2007, 11:43 PM
Lately, my new favorite naughty thing to do is smoke pot, drink one of those huge, ghetto Smirnoffs, and masterbate until I fall asleep. Since I consider this a treat, I only do this a few times a month and only on a weekend when I can sleep in the next day. *Wow, I feel nervous that I confessed to this. Nobody knows this about me.*




I find something about this totally hot....}:D

kaiarose
11-25-2007, 01:53 PM
I remember when I was like 5 or 6 I used to stick a stuffed animal in my pants and grind on it! Isn't that crazy that at 5 and 6 I was having orgasms?? /:O

beautiful.
11-25-2007, 03:02 PM
My turn? I can't believe I'm about to admit this stuff..

NOBODY KNOWS THIS.. Not even my husband or best friend. When I was little, the neighbor girl and I got naked and stuck pencils in each other's butts. We also used to makebelieve we were married and made out a lot. We were like 6. No wonder I like the ladies ;)

I sometimes imagine hot guys giving each other BJ's when I masturbate.

I'm a nursing student and in the midst of clinical rotations, when I'm not imagining gay BJ's, I pretend one of the hot doctors I've seen that day pulls me into his office or an exam room and fucks me then we go on about our business as if nothing ever happened while I'm masturbating.

I'm very materialistic and bitchy. Strangely, I don't really feel like changing myself. I got picked on a lot when I was little because I was so ugly, now I'm hot and I don't take anybody's crap. As for the materialistic side of me, I'm a fucking princess and I deserve whatever I want :)

I think I enjoy masturbating a little too much?

I fucked a guy for a car when I was 18.. I'm still driving it to this day! 3 cheers for Hondas and lonely men with more money than sense. We lived in seperate states and he'd fly me somewhere for the weekend. We met up twice and then he gave me a cashier's check for the car I wanted. We were supposed to meet up 3 more times after that I think (we made some kinda deal, but I got in a bind and needed a car sooner).. I took advantage of him and never answered his calls or met up with him again after he gave me the check.

If/when I get divorced, I'm definetely going to tap more into my love for the ladies. I'm bi, but I think I'm more into women than men.

StrawberrySwitchblade
11-25-2007, 03:52 PM
When I was young, I would shut myself up in my room and masturbate like it was about to be outlawed. I spent so much time in my room with the door shut my parents were convinced it was depression.

I was griding on a guy so long last night that I have denim burn on my ass, and it is most unpleasant.

When I had periods, I would sit on the toilet and let it drip in, and watch.

I constantly buy new video games for the 360, play them a couple times, then either ignore them or sell them back to Gamestop.

I like sticking my finger in my boyfriend's bellybutton (he's got a bit of tummy so there is a recess there) He gets annoyed with me.

Cooking Mama 2 is the most annoying game I've ever played. It's really fun, but highly annoying as I can't stand to get anything less than a gold medal.

I love being able to just finish having sex and go directly to sleep. No mopping up or reclothing.

I pick my lips.

I get insanely preoccupied with prying out any tonsil stones I develop.

I did the 'little girls exploring' bit with the girls next door when I was little, and now I feel like some child molester, even though we were all about the same age. If I encounter them in public, I try to get away as soon as possible.

beautiful.
11-25-2007, 04:59 PM
Oh, and I have an unhealthy obsession with Mena Suvari.

BalletBaby
11-25-2007, 05:54 PM
Sad confession:
I spent thanksgiving alone.



I almost did that.

Until my friend convinced me to come to her place because she had puppies and booze and internet and tv. I couldn't resist.

Kaylinn
11-25-2007, 06:20 PM
When I was 5 years old me and the neighbor girl got inside my sleeping bag together and took turns licking each other. It was her idea, but it felt really good, and I thought she tasted bad.

BalletBaby
11-25-2007, 06:24 PM
I fell off the pole last night.

Fawn
11-25-2007, 08:56 PM
I spent the last several hours at barnes and noble researching my criminology paper. A sort o fthugish but cute but still undateable guy sat across from me at the table and stared at me while he wrote in his "rhyme book." He kept trying to make conversation but I told him I was stressed about my paper due tomarrow, so I put him to work giving me a massage for over an hour while I read through the books and took notes. At the end it turned out he's a real massage therapist and he gave me his card and asked for my #. I gave him the wrong one.

UtahMike
11-25-2007, 09:47 PM
Ok I'll confess...I totally have a fetish for fat guys. Not in the realm of morbidly obese, just substantially chunky. :drool: I don't know why but it's such a turn on.
I figured this out about myself when I got cast in my very first opera and found myself surrounded by overweight tenors all wearing tights. :drool: I felt like a kitten in a basket full of catnip.

I totally want to come and buy ten or twenty lapdances from you. Would it be OK if I sang bass instead of tenor?

You've just restored my confidence in myself. Thanks.

SundayMorning
11-25-2007, 09:52 PM
I don't like using gifts because then they'll be gone. This started happening when I was a kid during Easter--I'd get my Easter basket and if I was lucky, I'd have a Cadbury Cream Egg in mine. Those were always so special and delicious that I'd never want to eat them, because then I could always look forward to eating them. And then years later I'd find them and go awwww it's too late now.

But The Hubby got really upset at me because he bought me a terrific spa package for Xmas last year and I never used it for the exact same reason. I felt horrible. So the lesson I learned is to NEVER accept anything that doesn't also include a reservation date/time.

I feel pathetic telling people I'm a writer. It feels like total BS and I cringed every time my family asked me what I'm doing nowadays.

And I was more excited about picking my puppy up from the kennel than I was about being able to have sex with The Hubby again!

Fawn
11-25-2007, 11:52 PM
I finally clicked into that singlesnet site that advertises on Myspace... I signed up, but I signed up as woman searching for woman. I just did this about 10 min ago, and I've already found 3 chicks I'd totally screw. OMG Hottness.

I feel pathetic for this. I've messed with girls from the club, but chicks I work with can cause some drama. I think I'm taking a break from guys for a little while. I want my first real girlfriend! I had one when I was 13 but she left me for my brother. Weird. But, who isn't bi at that age? So, that one doesn't count.

sun child
11-26-2007, 03:50 AM
One time my best friend in high school and I gave each other lapdances and felt each other up and sort of dry humped each other when she slept over at my house one time. It made me really horny. I don't remember my age but it was about 16 I think. After it happened we didn't do anything else like that and we have both NEVER brought it up. She is still one of my best friends to this day.

SundayMorning
11-26-2007, 11:20 AM
I believe in Ouija boards.

I'm listening to my 10 hour long Final Fantasy game playlist. Right now "Techno de Chocobo" is playing. It's midi in all its finest and I freakin love it!

I have only watched 2 R-rated horror movies--"The Grudge" and "Saw 2." I hate horror movies and regardless of how cheesy they are, I will completely freak out and not be able to be home by myself or take a shower or turn off the lights. The worst is when I'm in bed and I want to turn over on my side but I can't because I know that as soon as I do, the Scary Thing will be right there looking me in my face.

ExoticEngineer
11-26-2007, 12:03 PM
When I was in 8th grade I dared my friend to fill a condom we found in her older brother's room with water and freeze it. Then use it on herself.

She totally did it. And I totally watched.

She also gave a guy a blow job and let me watch t hat too. She was a good friend.

britt244
11-26-2007, 12:12 PM
She also gave a guy a blow job and let me watch t hat too. She was a good friend.

hahahahaha i lol'ed.

stellaforstars
11-26-2007, 12:17 PM
I don't feel like I'm good enough for a happy, committed relationship.

britt244
11-26-2007, 12:20 PM
I don't feel like I'm good enough for a happy, committed relationship.

me either. i sabotage myself constantly and i'm insecure and i drive guys crazy.

PookaShell
11-26-2007, 01:28 PM
I've never in my life told ANYBODY this. Ever.


In elementary and middle school me and my best friend would have "sex contests" where we would pretend we were in a room full of couples having sex and there was judges who would pick the best. We would take turns being a contestant and a judge - and we would have "sex" with body pillows. It's like we were practicing or something haha. You got judged on noises, positions, rhythm, etc. Haha.

P.S. I swear this is why Im good in bed. ;)

P.P.S. I'm still best friends with this girl.

Picaresque
11-26-2007, 03:48 PM
I totally want to come and buy ten or twenty lapdances from you. Would it be OK if I sang bass instead of tenor?

You've just restored my confidence in myself. Thanks.

Twenty of my very best lapdances, coming right up! (no pun intended!) :P

Do you really sing??

beautiful.
11-26-2007, 08:36 PM
When we were about 12 or 13, my old best friend and I were having a sleepover at her house and for some reason we put stickers over our mouths (not sure why..) and had the hottest makeout session ever. I still talk to her to this day and "stickers" is our inside joke.

Lots of stories about experimenting with the neighbor girls/best friends.. I'm glad I'm not alone!

TigersMilk
11-26-2007, 08:40 PM
When I was little me and my best friend had sleepovers alot. We were curious about what each others tongues tasted like. (This sounds like such a pervo story) So we stuck our tongues out and touched them briefly. I thought it was kinda cool but I didn't think she felt the same. I'm bi now.

I would also stare at the other girls' chests in the locker room in junior high. Not to measure mine against theirs but to see what all the different boobies looked like.

teeth_of_the_hydra
11-26-2007, 09:06 PM
So I currently work as a figure model, for those of you who don't know. When I am holding long poses, I think up the raunchiest and most depraved graphic sex scenarios possible. It's like I make hardcore T.o.t.H porn in my head. It makes the time fly by. Then one day about 6 weeks ago, I got kind of carried away and left a wet spot on the black sheet I was sitting on. No one noticed, but it made me realize two things:

1. I am really thankful to not be a boy, because I think a huge boner might be grounds for dismissal.

2. I needed to get a white sheet, which I promptly did.





(...yay 1000th post woohoo!)

BalletBaby
11-26-2007, 09:12 PM
I pee in the shower.

I blow snot boogers in the shower.

I mock really bad drivers. And then say 'I hope your car blows up jackass'

I belch very loudly.

I scratch my pussy.

Somedays I don't brush my hair.

I am against giving bums money. But I gave a guy 3 bucks the other day.

Sometimes I wear dirty g-strings at work.

I am a pig.

I have to eat chocolate every day or I get moody.

I should be studying my french right now.

michele_b
11-26-2007, 09:19 PM
I'm gonna post some drunk responses

I am here alone drinking Bacardi and Coke.

I haven't washed my hair in 4 days.

I am listening to the beach boys Kokomo song. I love this song.

I have had fast food before work almost everyday before work for the past 2 weeks.

I have also had java chip fraps almost everyday for the past month.

ExoticEngineer
11-27-2007, 12:32 AM
I farted at work tonight while sitting on a guys lap (off to the side a bit), a ghost fart. It was a wee bit on the stinky side and I totally blamed it on the the girl dancing behind us.

:X

Taylorlila
11-28-2007, 10:17 AM
I let my puppy drink out of my water bottle.

And Pooka, I tried putting anal ease on my eyebrows to ease the plucking pain....but it still hurt :(.

stellaforstars
11-28-2007, 10:38 AM
Whenever I stay at my mom's I still sleep with my baby-blanket...But not in a snuggly way.

Which brings me to confession #2 for the day: I cannot sleep unless there is some sort of cloth over my eyes. But not a pillow, or the covers because then I feel smothered.

bellasera
11-28-2007, 11:10 AM
When I was in 6th grade I made out with and dry humped with one of my best friends. We aren't friends any more.
When I was a senior in high school I had sex with a freshman and took his virginity.

UtahMike
11-30-2007, 10:14 PM
Twenty of my very best lapdances, coming right up! (no pun intended!) :P

Do you really sing??
Yup, solo and ensemble. I sing bass and can sing second tenor unless I have a cold. Not professionally, though. I might have been a music major but was afraid I could not pass the piano test.



Anyway. The friction during our dances always hit my just the right way, I guess it was cause he was fat or something, and I used to get off every time I danced for him. It wasn't like he got anything out of it, he was so fat thatI never actualyl grinded on his penis. he couldn't feel a thing.
I am so embarassed...I've never admitted this to anyone before.
Fat nasty smelly guy got me off once a week. and he never knew.

If a dancer got off while dancing for me and let me know about it, I would excitedly pay double. Triple if I could see her face as it happened, probably more.

RoseLeigh
11-30-2007, 10:50 PM
I remember when I was like 5 or 6 I used to stick a stuffed animal in my pants and grind on it! Isn't that crazy that at 5 and 6 I was having orgasms?? /:O

Wow. Me too! I thought I was a freak!

I also must eat chocolate everyday.

I watched my girlfriend and her bf have sex once in high school. I thought it was so boring.

The boy and I have a list of people we'd sleep with. It's all famous people but it was fun to make a list.

I only showered twice this week.

I feel really repressed at work, lots of time. Sometimes I just wanna hump everyone, even though they're guys. :) I think it's school stress.

PookaShell
12-01-2007, 12:00 AM
I've been awake for 48 hours.

I have peed in a men's public restroom 3 times this week because someone's been in the women's.

"Have yourself a merry little christmas" for some reason keeps making me cry this year. :( I hate lonely Decembers.

I am craving a pickle.

LilyLove
12-01-2007, 04:58 AM
Ooohhh, I'm glad this thread still exists cause I wanted to confess this guilty lil habit of mine but didn't know where to put it:

I love to look at Craigslist's Erotic Services section to see if any strippers I know are on there. Not cause I really care that much. I'm just super nosy and curious!

phillyvixen
12-01-2007, 08:36 AM
Ok i just thought of a GOOD one

I used to masterbate with my electric toothbrush without the toothbrush head. Its like this metal spike that moved back and forth really quick and i would have to use it outside of my panties and alot of my panties got little holes right around the clit area. The dirtiest part is my brother and i shared this toothbrush (with different brushing heads of course) until i just started keeping it my room.
Ew so weird.
I'm so ashamed haha

I was always looking for stuff that vibrated when i was younger haha
I was spoiled young with a back massager

Katrine
12-01-2007, 08:40 AM
I finally clicked into that singlesnet site that advertises on Myspace... I signed up, but I signed up as woman searching for woman. I just did this about 10 min ago, and I've already found 3 chicks I'd totally screw. OMG Hottness. .

Oooh, which site? PM me if you don't want to share. Oh yeah, and we should hang out again! }:D

Katrine
12-01-2007, 08:42 AM
Ok i just thought of a GOOD one

I used to masterbate with my electric toothbrush without the toothbrush head. Its like this metal spike that moved back and forth really quick and i would have to use it outside of my panties and alot of my panties got little holes right around the clit area. r

I had an electric manicure thingie that I used for the same purposes. If you removed the file and buffer attachements, it was just a vibe. There was a summer where that was my preferred tool to use, even though I had a traditional vibe. I had a roomate at the time, so I would use the thing in my closet so he wouldn't hear. Hot!

Kaylinn
12-01-2007, 08:58 AM
My disgusting confession:

I still haven't done the thanksgiving dishes.

It's not entirenly my fault! My garbage disposal broke and clogged up both sinks so I couldn't wash them that day. Then I got overwhelmed because every single dish was dirty and I didn't know where to start.
Now i'm just completly overwhelmed and dreading it....but we have been ording out or getting fast food every single day because we don't have any dishes to eat off of. That's just pure disgusting laziness.

I'm trying to conquer my fear of the kitchen now and get started.....wish me luck. I may not make it out alive.