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phillyvixen
12-01-2007, 09:10 AM
Baby steps Kaylinn :)
One dish at a time!
And make sure you pump up some music!

Ava Jadore
12-01-2007, 09:11 AM
I am really bad about washing my sheets and towels. I HATE HATE HATE doing laundry and sometimes it is weeks or even months before I wash my sheets...so gross I know haha. I usually don't do my regular laundry until I don't have any underwear left and even then sometimes I just go comando for a couple of days.

Morgan_TX
12-01-2007, 12:37 PM
Okay, here's mine:

Whenever I go into a bathroom, I read the hand-washing sign in Spanish. Out loud. (Although sometimes I'll whisper it.)

"La ley necessita que usted
SE LAVE SUS MANOS
antes de volver a su trabajo.
La ley necessita que el proprietario agua frio y ______, jabon, y toallas.
Department of Environmental Health."

(Sorry, forgot a few words)

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 04:11 PM
I'm so broke right now that I'm going on dates with guys I can't stand just to get my two meals a day.

PookaShell
12-01-2007, 07:23 PM
Haha. I almost accepted a date I didn't want last night to get free food. ^^^

PookaShell
12-01-2007, 07:25 PM
Ok i just thought of a GOOD one

I used to masterbate with my electric toothbrush without the toothbrush head. Its like this metal spike that moved back and forth really quick and i would have to use it outside of my panties and alot of my panties got little holes right around the clit area. The dirtiest part is my brother and i shared this toothbrush (with different brushing heads of course) until i just started keeping it my room.
Ew so weird.
I'm so ashamed haha

I was always looking for stuff that vibrated when i was younger haha
I was spoiled young with a back massager

I DID TOO! I was like 10 haha. AND I got my mom to buy me one of those squiggle pens just so I could use the non-pen end as a vibe. Haha.

SuburbanSocialite
12-01-2007, 07:58 PM
Part of the reason I am still with my current boyfriend is because he's my pot supplier. I plan on dumping him before the end of the year. Or after I find another pot source; which ever comes first.

I want to have sex with a woman because I think they're beautiful and I have some strange need to know what pussy tastes like.

Even though I enjoy being independent of any man, I would have no problem being some hot guy's tropgy wife who does nothing all day but sleep in, work out, shop, and look cute. I feel bad for saying that.

I'm secretly jealous of my younger sister's people skills and good grades.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 08:04 PM
Why aren't more guys confessing their skeletons?

beautiful.
12-01-2007, 08:37 PM
I've pretty much been on this site all day. I need to go do something productive but I can't bring myself to get off the couch.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 08:38 PM
^^It's so damned addicting. I'm always in a better mood when I can spend a few hours on SW.

SundayMorning
12-01-2007, 09:33 PM
I've been saying mean things to The Hubby all day about his gas but I've been letting go SBDs constantly. Ahhh the foul stench of hypocrisy.

PookaShell
12-02-2007, 02:11 AM
Im naked.

LilyLove
12-02-2007, 02:18 AM
Me too!

Lysondra
12-02-2007, 05:38 AM
Oh my god, I used to hump stuffed animals at 6 too. :x

bellasera
12-02-2007, 10:16 AM
Ok i just thought of a GOOD one

I used to masterbate with my electric toothbrush without the toothbrush head. Its like this metal spike that moved back and forth really quick and i would have to use it outside of my panties and alot of my panties got little holes right around the clit area. The dirtiest part is my brother and i shared this toothbrush (with different brushing heads of course) until i just started keeping it my room.
Ew so weird.
I'm so ashamed haha

I was always looking for stuff that vibrated when i was younger haha
I was spoiled young with a back massager

I still do this. Its an oral-b. It works sooo good lol.

Mastridonicus
12-02-2007, 10:17 AM
When I think about you I touch myself.

Yes. You.

DylanAngel
12-02-2007, 10:19 AM
I am seriously considering a full time relationship with a woman if my current one does not work out.

Wow, it felt so good to say that out loud, even if it is only typing.

stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 10:36 AM
I sit at the computer and try my hardest to think of confessions so that I can continue contributing to this thread!

teeth_of_the_hydra
12-02-2007, 12:19 PM
Sometimes I am really cheap.

Sometimes I am really mean.

Right now I am angry at someone. Maybe disgusted is a better word. I think she's an idiot.

I wish my boyfriend would ask me to marry him. Not sure why. I'd ask him, but I think he'd think I was joking and refuse. He'd probably refuse even if he knew I wasn't joking. Maybe that's why I want him to ask me.

I am envious of my younger brother's success, but I don't wish he was less successful. I only wish his total awesomeness hadn't eclipsed my lack thereof. I love him, and I want him to be happy, so it is a strange mix of feelings.

RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 12:45 PM
I'm so broke right now that I'm going on dates with guys I can't stand just to get my two meals a day.

Aww Stella and Pookie, I wanna take you both out to dinner. I suppose it's sorta bad, but I'm glad to be a woman sometimes, because we can do that. ::)

And I've done it a lot!

StrawberrySwitchblade
12-02-2007, 01:11 PM
I really want to stuff my monster-in-law into a trunk.

I was bit by my pet rat last Friday, but didn't want to admit it to anyone. Told them it was an accidental poke from my chef knife.

I have GGMR Syndrome. (Gotta Get More Rats) I almost walked would of Petco with a little brown baby girl. I plan on getting her if she is still there when I get back home. Her name will be Kiwi.

I still want to be a vegetarian, but I am too lazy.

I get very annoyed when Boyfriend wants fast-food, as I'm a healthy eater. Then I get fries.

My shopping for Christmas decorations is taking over me. I'm pushing $100 on decorations alone.

I haven't changed my panties today. :-[

I wish my boyfriend would ask me to marry him, but I'm afraid I would say no. not because I wouldn't marry him. I would in a heartbeat, but he's only nineteen, and I feel I would be stealing a lot of his life from him if I was so much as engaged to him. I feel like I would hold him back from life experiences. We've been together for four years and live together.

kaiarose
12-03-2007, 03:40 PM
My screen name is actually my daughter's first and middle name Kaia Rose. I became a member on here in early '06, but I never remembered my password and I had to come up with a new screen name and her name was all I could think of!

OdysseusNJ
12-03-2007, 04:15 PM
Uhh.. there's a gel that eases the pain from anal sex? I will have to look into that....

Yes, it's called "margaritas", I know girls who swear by this...


Why aren't more guys confessing their skeletons?

Too many people I know IRL read this for any real skeletons. But I'll give it a shot...

I'm totally jealous of strip club DJs.

Also I waste way too much time on the internet, but I doubt that's a huge confession here.

BalletBaby
12-04-2007, 11:44 PM
I want a baby :x

AlexxaHex
12-05-2007, 12:28 AM
I want a baby :x

A BalletBabyBaby?

BalletBaby
12-05-2007, 12:52 AM
^ LOL!

PookaShell
12-05-2007, 04:26 AM
I wore the same shirt for three days in a row this week. Even after I showered I put it back on.

I haven't worn panties in 2 weeks.

Instead of doing the dishes and laundry Im going to throw all my shit away. haha.

Uh....

I've been at starbucks for hours. Again.

Me and Gabby slept in until 4 pm today snuggling. She always sleeps as late as I do. Her only reason for living is me and food and sleeping. She cant have food till I get up so in bed she stays to indulge in her other two activities.

stellaforstars
12-05-2007, 08:33 AM
My father took me to see a live performance of the Rocky Horror Show the midnight I turned 16. Before the curtains fell, they had pre-show transvestites who interacted with the audience. One took a particular interest in me and gave me my very first lapdance. It was remarkably embarassing, as I was probably more turned on than I'd ever been before (my panties were soaked through) while next to my father and having to pretend to be appropriately mortified and entertained.

When my dad when to pick up the car, I wandered around to the green room door, found the actor and we made out until my father called, worried about me. I told him I was just walking around looking for him. And I never told the actor that I was only 16.

phillyvixen
12-05-2007, 08:54 AM
My father took me to see a live performance of the Rocky Horror Show the midnight I turned 16. Before the curtains fell, they had pre-show transvestites who interacted with the audience. One took a particular interest in me and gave me my very first lapdance. It was remarkably embarassing, as I was probably more turned on than I'd ever been before (my panties were soaked through) while next to my father and having to pretend to be appropriately mortified and entertained.

When my dad when to pick up the car, I wandered around to the green room door, found the actor and we made out until my father called, worried about me. I told him I was just walking around looking for him. And I never told the actor that I was only 16.

I love this confession very much! ^^^

My confession is that I made my huge husband my bitch the other night, and beat on him with a bath brush and fucked him with a big black dildo. I used to strap on but my belly is too big and i get frustrated so i just have to hold it now. When i fuck him I like to call him mean names and punch him in the head a little. Sometimes I pretend like he is a prisoner and call him by some random number i make up. I love that my big sexy usually dominate husband is also a butt-slut and lets me do that when i want.
The best present i could ever give him was a group of hot chicks who all gang banged him with strap ons. I wish i knew how to make this happen!

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 08:58 AM
Stella, OMGWTFBBQ that was haaaaawt.

shorthike
12-05-2007, 09:30 AM
I am failing college.... and on a full ride scholarship :-[

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 09:53 AM
Ouch! What's going on?

Taylorlila
12-05-2007, 09:58 AM
My father took me to see a live performance of the Rocky Horror Show the midnight I turned 16. Before the curtains fell, they had pre-show transvestites who interacted with the audience. One took a particular interest in me and gave me my very first lapdance. It was remarkably embarassing, as I was probably more turned on than I'd ever been before (my panties were soaked through) while next to my father and having to pretend to be appropriately mortified and entertained.

When my dad when to pick up the car, I wandered around to the green room door, found the actor and we made out until my father called, worried about me. I told him I was just walking around looking for him. And I never told the actor that I was only 16.

You're my hero. I saw my 1st live Rocky horror show when I was 14...but I didn't get a transvestite lapdance :-[ .

Taylorlila
12-05-2007, 09:59 AM
Oh my god, I used to hump stuffed animals at 6 too. :x

OMG so did I. a giant polar bear. :-X I've never told a soul til right now.

AlexxaHex
12-05-2007, 03:01 PM
My father took me to see a live performance of the Rocky Horror Show the midnight I turned 16. Before the curtains fell, they had pre-show transvestites who interacted with the audience. One took a particular interest in me and gave me my very first lapdance. It was remarkably embarassing, as I was probably more turned on than I'd ever been before (my panties were soaked through) while next to my father and having to pretend to be appropriately mortified and entertained.

When my dad when to pick up the car, I wandered around to the green room door, found the actor and we made out until my father called, worried about me. I told him I was just walking around looking for him. And I never told the actor that I was only 16.

I love you.


I love this confession very much! ^^^

My confession is that I made my huge husband my bitch the other night, and beat on him with a bath brush and fucked him with a big black dildo. I used to strap on but my belly is too big and i get frustrated so i just have to hold it now. When i fuck him I like to call him mean names and punch him in the head a little. Sometimes I pretend like he is a prisoner and call him by some random number i make up. I love that my big sexy usually dominate husband is also a butt-slut and lets me do that when i want.
The best present i could ever give him was a group of hot chicks who all gang banged him with strap ons. I wish i knew how to make this happen!

And you.

}:D }:D }:D

the_dfb
12-05-2007, 03:11 PM
you know when people tell you a secret they have, 'cos they want to talk to somebody and have somebody share in that sercet with them and they ask you "DON'T TELL ANYONE." well, I never tell anyone 'cos I zone out the minute I hear those words. makes me a bad friend, but really good at secrets, haha.

SuburbanSocialite
12-07-2007, 09:00 AM
I've never had an orgasm while having sex. Or rather, I've have never had an orgasm anytime except when I masterbate. I've been with the same guy off and on for 6 years and have been faking it the whole time. Anal and all. Sometimes I think it's just me and not him.

SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 09:11 AM
Have you tried holding a vibe to your clit while you're having sex? They have vibrating cockrings which are fantastic for me. I don't get off on penetration either, gotta have something working my clit. It wouldn't be weird to switch to using them if they work..."I just want to try something new" or "I come so much better this way."

kaiarose
12-07-2007, 09:13 AM
If I had a penis I'd stick it in my boyfriend's butt!

Lysondra
12-07-2007, 09:26 AM
I thought I took sleeping pills but I actually took pain pills and now I'm high.

teeth_of_the_hydra
12-07-2007, 09:28 AM
This is a pretty sick confession but it's been bugging me lately.

I am terrified of gay men because I'm convinced that they're all dying of AIDS. Seeing groups of gay men is like looking at the walking dead to me. Like, really just as bad as if corpses clawed their way out of the ground and strolled down the street, reanimate. The reason for my fear (though it's irrational) is that i'm SO scared of HIV/AIDS that I am thus terrified of anyone who might carry it. I know this is sick and fucked up and I'm probably going to hell or the secular equivalent thereof, and you can even flame me if you want because this is a horrible way to feel, and I know it.

For what it's worth I love lesbians. Probably not worth much though.

AlexxaHex
12-07-2007, 10:52 AM
Wow. Do you think it might be worth it to try and overcome it? I mean, there are a lot of gay guys in strip clubs.

Corgan
12-07-2007, 10:54 AM
I've never in my life told ANYBODY this. Ever.


In elementary and middle school me and my best friend would have "sex contests" where we would pretend we were in a room full of couples having sex and there was judges who would pick the best. We would take turns being a contestant and a judge - and we would have "sex" with body pillows. It's like we were practicing or something haha. You got judged on noises, positions, rhythm, etc. Haha.

P.S. I swear this is why Im good in bed. ;)

P.P.S. I'm still best friends with this girl.

... i did this too...

stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 10:55 AM
While I definitely wish you could get over that fear, TotH, I think it was really brave of you to admit it here.

teeth_of_the_hydra
12-07-2007, 11:43 AM
Wow. Do you think it might be worth it to try and overcome it? I mean, there are a lot of gay guys in strip clubs.

Yes, it would be worth it, but I don't know how to change. Like, where do I start? I have a close friend who's a gay male... I've known him since childhood and I love him like a brother and I'm cool with him. Yet, I've been friends with him since before this phobia developed, and it doesn't seem to give me any perspective.

This stems from the fact that everyone I know who has been diagnosed with HIV is a gay male. While I'm sure that at some point in my life I encountered someone who was positive and was not a gay male, I didn't know it. And I'm terrified of infectious disease in general, and AIDS in particular because it's both terminal and deeply stigmatized.

Another awful part of this confession is: one of the reasons why I didn't feel ready to go to grad school this semester was that the discipline I'd like to study (Public Health) necessarily deals with the HIV pandemic. And... I didn't know if I could handle hearing about it so much. Just how so many people are suffering, dying every day, and it's so hopeless, and I'm so frightened by this hopelessness, by the contagion of it: one misstep and the sand in your hourglass pours faster; one more and so does someone else's.

Anyway, any advice you could give me on dealing would be helpful. I wasn't sure if you were being serious about there being a lot of gay guys in strip clubs... in my part of FL, there aren't, at least not conspicuously. But my home club is in a really redneck part of town.


While I definitely wish you could get over that fear, TotH, I think it was really brave of you to admit it here.

Thanks for the kind words. I am really ashamed, and I appreciate doubly that you didn't make me feel worse. :hug:

LuckiCharm
12-07-2007, 12:00 PM
OMG so did I. a giant polar bear. :-X I've never told a soul til right now.

OH MY GOD! I did too!!!!!! LOL! It was a huge white teddy bear!

Um, I saw my dad's "thing" when I was like 5 and my parents used to fuck in the same bed as me....and I started drawing pictures of everything I saw....Weird I know...My mom saw the drawings and was like "wtf". But hell, I was like 5. I didn't think anything was wrong. All I know is that shit disturbs me to this day.

Umm, speaking of...lol...I taught my next door neighbor how to "make out" when I was about 6. I corrupted his ass haha.

When I was little, I thought "smoking grass" was literally smoking "GRASS", so I rolled up some grass from my front yard in some notebook paper and tried to smoke it LOL! It did not taste good. Never...ever try this.

Wow. I seriously just told ya'll some private shit...lol!

SuburbanSocialite
12-07-2007, 11:45 PM
Have you tried holding a vibe to your clit while you're having sex? They have vibrating cockrings which are fantastic for me. I don't get off on penetration either, gotta have something working my clit. It wouldn't be weird to switch to using them if they work..."I just want to try something new" or "I come so much better this way."

I don't own a vibrator. I'm still hunting around for one that seems right for me and I'm not sure if the boyfriend would be comfortable using one in bed. But you're right about not getting off on penetration; I only cum by rubbing my clit.

Sex with boys is so complicated. I'm thinking about just getting a woman and calling it a day.

stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 11:58 PM
Hugs :hug: to TotH. I'm going to think on your problem and see if I can come up with any advice.

And I know you feel ashamed...But the thing about phobias is...they're irrational. The fact that you know it and want to change says a lot about your character. I think you're a GOOD PERSON. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.

PrincessShea
12-08-2007, 12:14 AM
I am terrified of Mall Santas. I can't even handle it when they wave at me.

I am also terrified of giving lapdances. I just hate going in the back where no one can really see me... I'm so scared of getting assaulted and not being able to call for help. I've had nightmares about it, and they're so realistic. But I have to get over it soon, I need to start making money... :(

BalletBaby
12-08-2007, 12:45 AM
I've wanted a baby since I was 15/16. Maybe it's just cause I'm lonely?

I'd hit it
http://www.trannyaddicts.com/tranny-surprise-kalena.jpg

I wish I was witty enough to be quoted. Too bad I'm not Guybrush Threepwood.