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SuburbanSocialite
02-12-2008, 04:41 PM
Time for a confession:

This weekend I told my parents I was staying at school, but really I'm just going to sneak into town to celebrate a belated Valentines' Day with my boyfriend and shag all weekend. To add to matters, my dad will be sending me some money, which I will be using to see said boyfriend, whom my parents also hate.

I suspect that my current roommate is a closet lesbian. I keep trying to make gay friendly conversation because I want her to come out, but I don't think she's falling for it.

blayze
02-12-2008, 04:47 PM
i dont know if someone posted this already, i really don't feel like reading all 17 pages, but an interesting confession site is dailyconfession.comhere (http://dailyconfession.com/featured.asp). i've linked to the featured confessions.

i havent read the site in years, but i remember i used to be absolutely addicted to it.

SuburbanSocialite
02-13-2008, 11:49 AM
I feel bad for saying this, but I think Lindsay Lohan was way more fun and interesting when she was a coke head. I miss that.

PookaShell
02-13-2008, 04:20 PM
She soo was. ^^^^^

bellasera
02-15-2008, 02:23 PM
I have a crush on my lab partner... Hes sooo fine:P

PookaShell
02-15-2008, 03:24 PM
I curled my hair and I feel pretty today. :)

I hardly ever feel pretty! It feels nice.

Also....

I'm going to eat BBQ for dinner.

And...

Um...Every weekend I go to my best friends house and stay the night and I bring Gabby with me every time so she can play with her best friend Henry - my friend's new cat.

phillyvixen
02-15-2008, 03:49 PM
I steal a magazine every time i go to the Drs office

I havn't been showering every day, usually every other day but i've gone 2 days in a row without one. I think the reason is that i hate drying myself and i can't even dry my feet right with all this baby in the way.

I am dying to get my body back and wear sexy panties again

I know sex might help the baby come faster but i can't even be bothered.

I'm absolutely terrified i will never have a normal sex drive/life again.

I missed pookashell so much and it makes my heart happy to see her around again.

SundayMorning
02-15-2008, 04:31 PM
I don't like playing new games with people because I hate feeling like I'm at a disadvantage and I hate feeling stupid and I hate losing. It's got to be something I'm already a pro at or I just don't want to bother. Same if I'm learning the game with someone who learns it faster than me. Fuck it. Fuckitalltohell.

OdysseusNJ
02-15-2008, 04:37 PM
All types of games, Sunday?

stellaforstars
02-15-2008, 04:46 PM
I was supposed to write a paper today. Instead, I played Guitar Hero III, watched Veronica Mars, and stared at my sources.

bellasera
02-15-2008, 08:01 PM
^ I was supposed to write a paper too but I watched Lost and made cookies!

paintgoddess
02-16-2008, 12:18 AM
I have the tiniest tits in town.

PuertoRicanPinup
02-16-2008, 04:25 AM
I had 5 shots of Jager tonight before work and I was BARELY tipsy. I have no idea how my tolerance is so damn high, I don't even drink very much anymore.

phillyvixen
02-16-2008, 09:06 AM
Jager makes it hard for me to keep my clothes on, regardless of the situation i am in.

SundayMorning
02-16-2008, 09:28 AM
All types of games, Sunday?

I can think of a couple of exceptions, both in games and in company. ;)

My confession of the moment: I'm preeeeetty sure that I won't be dancing this Sunday night, again, and for no real good reason (although plenty of decent excuses, I'm a pro at that).

phillyvixen
02-16-2008, 10:11 AM
My husband always tries to hold my hand while we are sleeping

I love sandwiches

I am bored

kikidejavu
02-16-2008, 09:05 PM
i eat my roomates food. often.

most of my masturbation fantasies are of violent gangbangs in which the woman is in pain. why do i get off on this shit? i feel like a sick person.

before saying yes to a date, i put my finger in my crotch and smell for signs of yeast

mayonnaise mustard and ketchup creep me out. i feel uncomfortable being in the same room as them

ellebelle
02-17-2008, 12:41 AM
The highlight of my day is using a qtip in my ears. I actually shake my leg like a dog when you pat it.

I also really enjoy doing number 2s and get worried if I don't poo at least three times a day ( I have a fast metabolism ).

Who gets excited about going to the toilet??!!?!?! What's wrong with me!

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 12:46 AM
The highlight of my day is using a qtip in my ears. I actually shake my leg like a dog when you pat it.

I also really enjoy doing number 2s and get worried if I don't poo at least three times a day ( I have a fast metabolism ).

Who gets excited about going to the toilet??!!?!?! What's wrong with me!

I call that an eargasm.

And a poogasm.

ellebelle
02-17-2008, 01:27 AM
Is it still a poogasm if its on exit and not entry? Cause my butt is strictly exit only.

Lysondra
02-17-2008, 01:39 AM
Yeah but sometimes it just feels SO GOOD to get it out, y'know? All those muscles being tickled... I feel it too.

ellebelle
02-17-2008, 03:05 AM
Oh I know ;)

sun child
02-20-2008, 12:34 PM
I am terrified of another rejection. I don't understand why the first one happened? Where art thou, busy British lad? Seriously, because I need some more British cock.

PookaShell
02-20-2008, 01:13 PM
I fight with people in my head. Like have debates with others in my head.

I hate flushing the toilet. I feel like its such a chore.

I miss Sophiemarie.

All of my friends and their boyfriends know all about stripperweb because Im always updating them.

Im super jealous that my best friend got to shake Obama's hand yesterday.

Lysondra
02-20-2008, 05:34 PM
^ OMG I do the fights with the people in my head!! But it's like people I know and I'm living how a conversation will go and then they say something stupid (in my head) and I start arguing with them and figuring out how I'd win the argument...

so now I totally know how I'd tell Darcy it was me who stole her cookies without her getting mad at me.

stellaforstars
02-20-2008, 05:38 PM
Hahaha. Lysondra and Pook, I know exactly what you mean. I do the very same thing.

PookaShell
02-20-2008, 06:16 PM
Then I get frustrated when the person I was fighting with in my head brings up the issue. I'm like - - - "Dood, we already covered this!"

Haha.

Lysondra
02-20-2008, 06:18 PM
....I also have fake conversations of what I'd say if met fictional sexy men (Mr Darcy...Phantom...Raoul...).... :x

PookaShell
02-20-2008, 06:22 PM
I'm craving a Taco Bell Fiesta platter.

xdamage
02-20-2008, 06:56 PM
I'm craving a Taco Bell Fiesta platter.

Me too, but hold the rice and beans and give me another Taco please! (oh wait, it isn't have it my way like BK).

BalletBaby
02-21-2008, 06:59 PM
I'm addicted to the show 'Jericho'

Taylorlila
02-21-2008, 07:15 PM
I think I'm going to have my left over chicken Yum from the thai place. It burns my lips but its so yummy!!

$$$magnet
02-21-2008, 07:21 PM
I'm talking (only talking) to this DJ in nyc even tho I have a man (who I am NOT satisfied with, btw)....
I know he will most likely turn out to be an asshole (as most of them do), but, I'm still doing it..... :-[ :-\ ;D

(another confession: I use parentheses too much)

PuertoRicanPinup
02-22-2008, 08:06 AM
I think I'm going to have my left over chicken Yum from the thai place. It burns my lips but its so yummy!!

I had leftover Thai last night, It tasted better than at the restaurant earlier!

AlexxaHex
02-22-2008, 09:52 AM
I hate working. I wish I didn't have to work and I could be an unemployed bum like my dad. He's mastered the art of being a mooch. It's really bad, I know. But when I'm not working I always wish I was at work doing something productive.

paintgoddess
02-22-2008, 10:12 PM
I'm so fucking tired I can barely keep my eyes open, but I refuse to go to bed this early.

I also disappointed one of my only girlfriends tonight by telling her I'd hang out with her... and then canceling at the last moment so I could stay home and sleep.

trixforyou327
01-14-2009, 05:37 PM
i auditioned few days ago while im on my period. a girl told me to cut the string and retrieve it later. while at home it took me 2 hours, i cried while i took it out because...i never stuck my finger in my pussy EVER. =/

xoxstarlet
01-14-2009, 08:50 PM
I used to like to paint my nails. Wait for the paint to dry and then chip the paint.

I eat my scabs.

I have a strong belief in reincarnation and sometimes fantasize about my next life.

I am ADDICTED to HGTV. Its my crack.

I read a lot of stuff about serial killers. Especially women serial killers.

I pick my nose. Never stopped.

mediocrity
01-15-2009, 01:55 PM
I think Hugh Laurie is sexy. But only as House. I totally want someone with that personality.

I'm vain about my intelligence. Sometimes I take pride in being an asshole about it.

I am never, ever satisfied with how I look and consider myself a work in progress.

Gemini_Syn
01-21-2009, 06:55 PM
Here are a select few of mine

I hate people. I rarely ever let anyone in my house, DH's family is ok, I get mad when other people visit.

I am a serious pack rat. You cannot get into 2 of our bedrooms or our garage. It's always, we'll clean it later.

I pee in the shower. I've peed in my bubble baths.

Girls scare the fuck out of me and I have 2 daughters. I also want twin girls yet.

I cry for no reason.

I get off more when my hubby is not home, I do it out of boredom.

I will stay in the same jammies for a week and not bathe.

I am not an affectionate person.

I hate my family. They were not invited to my wedding. My dad and step-mom came but I did not tell my mom or anyone on her side. They still think we went to vegas.

I think I treat my hubby like shit and he says I don't. I take advantage of him too often.

I've been homeless, lived on the street.

I had issues with the welfare people.

I didn't have my first oral orgasm till I was 24, and A VIRGIN did it! I popped his cherry 2 days later.

I can't believe I wrote this.

piepie
01-22-2009, 05:13 PM
i can't stand my four year old daughters favorite friends mother so i never let them play together outside of school.

tempest666
01-22-2009, 05:31 PM
me and my boyfriend get into arguments if Mr Hat from south park is real or not. I have presented numerous pieces of evidence that he is. My other half says Mr. garrison is just schitzo. Then how the fuck did he boil Mr. Twig and wind up in the Green Bay Packers locker room? :P I still watch cartoons and I only drink strawberry milk. I can kick ass at Tetris.

Miss_McKenna
01-22-2009, 05:31 PM
Its so good to find someone else that just generally hates people! I can't stand about 95% of the general public, i just like to put my mp3 player on when I'm out and have everyone leave me the hell alone. Also, I hate having people in my house. But even more, I hate going to other people's houses /:O

inThePine
01-22-2009, 05:55 PM
Pooka, just watch out for MSG, it's an additive used in most processed foods and Chinese food is famous for it! - It's the stuff that makes you hungry 30 minutes after a huge plate of fried rice - I always make sure to request my takeout orders MSG-free!

Ok ok my turn - I have wanted to strip ever since I was like 12 - and I'm keeping it a secret from everyone I know because when I've brought it up in the past they've all told me how worthless I would feel etc. But I really just want to break out of this stifling sexual shell and embrace myself! I know, a little expected on SW but it's a huge personal roadblock!

Kyleigh1984
01-25-2009, 12:09 AM
I haven't had sex since June, and it's killing me:(

missmays1983
01-28-2009, 01:51 PM
my best friend and i went to taco bell last nite and when we got home realized that they forgot to give us taco sauce....we'll we eat there like every other day at least....so we were sitting at the coffee table trying to eat and we just couldnt...not without the taco sauce...we tried, but it just wasn't happening...

we looked at each other and went straight to the trash can and dug out 4 or 5 unopened packets we had thrown away from when we ate taco bell on sunday...and we rejoiced.

i'm not even ashamed...and my tacos were delicious....



and i must confess also, that as i was typing this, i smiled everytime i typed 'taco' or 'sauce'...haha...double entendre...i am a perve.