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RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 12:50 PM
Here in Santa Cruz, there are lesbians EVERYWHERE.

Unfortunately, you have two options: the I-don't-bathe-or-shave-or-dress-nicely-and-I-am-proud-to-be-a-womyn crappy hippy lesbians, or the mullet-sporting butch-dykes.

It hurts.

Why the mullets?? They are so awful. I wish more women could be butch without looking like my old gym teacher.

Yekhefah
11-20-2007, 12:59 PM
Skin softness is the best, definitely! But I like how silky a woman's shoulders feel. And her silky soft long hair. And little perky boobies. There is nothing in this world as soft as breasts!

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 01:03 PM
How could I forget BEWBIES!!!!!


I love them. All of them, Big ones, litle ones, soft, firm, light ones, dark ones. *runs off to find AA's*

teeth_of_the_hydra
11-20-2007, 01:07 PM
*Offers up her AAs for EE*

...Or did you mean AA batteries?

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 01:09 PM
Skin softness...Bewbs...The way they taste...

Oh god, I want some female lovin'.

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 01:14 PM
*Offers up her AAs for EE*

...Or did you mean AA batteries?

Yes and yes! }:D Please and thank you!

Dottie Rebel
11-20-2007, 01:55 PM
dottie, aren't there any gay bars in your area? i mean, i know it's a bar, but picking up a chick at a lez night is a lot easier than picking up a chick @ a straight bar.

We have ONE little redneck lesbo bar called The Ten. It's seriously, like, Nascar fans. No offense to Nascar fans (half my family are)! But that just ain't me.

Every time I go I end up getting overbearingly hit on by fat dudes--oops! I mean CHICKS--with flannel shirts and mullets who remind me entirely too much of my customers.

The place is considered a joke, so the hotties don't go there :(

The multiple other gay bars in town are for dudes so the only girls there are fag hags and fairy princesses.

ColetteCalahan
11-20-2007, 01:58 PM
BOO!! you need to come to long beach. there are SERIOUSLY hot lesbians here. and we can make a 20 min. trip down to laguna. yum. yum. Hell, there are like 3 awesome lez bars 10 min. or less from my apt! but i need someone to go w/ me, i'm a-skirred!!

Yekhefah
11-20-2007, 02:16 PM
^^^ I'll go with you!

Lola Rose
11-20-2007, 02:26 PM
My fav. thing about girls: kissing girl.... so soft and sweet, girls have the most beautiful legs.... and stomaches....

swoon!

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 02:32 PM
*Hates you all*

Cerously, this thread is driving me crazy.

Dottie Rebel
11-20-2007, 02:40 PM
^^^NO SHIT!

Before this thread I seriously thought all the lesborific talk was just talk, like, "OMG your so hot let's make out teehee". I had no idea so many of us were really bi and raring to go. This is awesome/sucks. :(

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 02:46 PM
^^ no kidding! I just told the boy I was going to take a 'sexin' the SW girls' tour. He was okay with it. He's so tolerant of my crazy.

ColetteCalahan
11-20-2007, 03:32 PM
^^^ I'll go with you!

DUDE!! SWEET! YOU'RE SO ON!!! ;D

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 03:56 PM
Can I tell a sad "Almost got lucky" story?

LexxusLovely
11-20-2007, 05:06 PM
Can I tell a sad "Almost got lucky" story?

Go for it!

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 05:08 PM
Do share!!

SarahSynn
11-20-2007, 05:31 PM
BOO!! you need to come to long beach. there are SERIOUSLY hot lesbians here. and we can make a 20 min. trip down to laguna. yum. yum. Hell, there are like 3 awesome lez bars 10 min. or less from my apt! but i need someone to go w/ me, i'm a-skirred!!


^^^ I'll go with you!


Can I tell a sad "Almost got lucky" story?

Yes, please!

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 08:12 PM
Sorry, went out to dinner, K...my sad "almost" story.

So there's this girl I worked with, she was built like me, real tall, long hair, big bewbies and lotsa curves...I was in heaven! So I flirt, she flirts back, we get to talking and come to find out that she has had a girl experience, very little action and really wants to do more.

So we flirt more, make out whenever we can over days and weeks, things start moving in a fun direction so I decide I'm going to ask her to come over one night and play (I try to not play with co-workers, jealous girls are scarier than guys!) So, I put out the invite, assuming the feeling is mutual after all the conversations and the flirting etc....

Jeebus.

So, she says to me "I really want to come home with you, I do. But I'm a total germaphobe, and since you've told me that you've been with so many other women, I'm not sure I can have sex with you."

After I pulled the knife out of my chest....

WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :cry:

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 08:30 PM
^^Ohhhh my God. What. A. Bitch.

Germaphobe?!! Like you never shower...

I'd do so many wonderful things to you EE...Regardless of "how many other girls you've been with."

Jesus...What is she a virgin? How are girls somehow germ-ier than guys?

cameron_keys
11-20-2007, 09:41 PM
And little perky boobies.

mine arent little but they are fairly perky! Am I still in the running??

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 10:47 PM
So, she says to me "I really want to come home with you, I do. But I'm a total germaphobe, and since you've told me that you've been with so many other women, I'm not sure I can have sex with you."

After I pulled the knife out of my chest....

WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :cry:

Ewwww. I could understand if she was nervous about safe sex or something, but that's just bitchy! I'm a germaphobe, but I'd just put you in the tub if you were grimy or something. ;)

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 10:50 PM
LOL! I'm not even grimy! In fact I think I'm a realyl clean person! (except today, I was kinda ripe after house cleaning) but anyway, yah! She was all freaked out because another woman's mouth had been on my kitty before. But, but...we kissed! And stuff! Hello?!?!?

It was weird. Obvisously I am glad we didn't fool around more than that, she most likely had issues. And really, I like my sex without the issues.

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 10:55 PM
She was just weird, no doubt. Or weirded out about the kitty in general. It is a bit daunting the first time you go down!

stellaforstars
11-20-2007, 11:30 PM
Just ordered a new vibrator.

Thank you, "Hot For Lady Lovin'" thread. You were are good part of what inspired me to get up off my ass and update my sex toy collection.

austinatalie
11-21-2007, 03:41 AM
hot damn. don't forget girls, there is going to be a SW fuckfest Austin in late december, early january!

Yekhefah
11-21-2007, 06:20 AM
mine arent little but they are fairly perky! Am I still in the running??

Most definitely! I love yours!

Susan Wayward
11-21-2007, 06:27 AM
hot damn. don't forget girls, there is going to be a SW fuckfest Austin in late december, early january!

um, how late december?

Sauske
11-21-2007, 01:25 PM
ever since i stopped smoking weed ive been having crazy crazy dreams. last night i had a dream that a girl went down on me and i absolutely loved it... uhhhh ohhhh... ;D

austinatalie
11-21-2007, 04:07 PM
um, how late december?

havent set a concrete date yet. why, when could you make it?

cinammonkisses
11-21-2007, 06:12 PM
Idea: Dottie, how about I come visit you in Indy. Then we can hit up all the hot gay bars/clubs and find you a hottie. If that isn't successful, I could always fuck you! :D

Alaska
11-21-2007, 06:58 PM
I want a girl to give me her pussy so i can get props about how good i am for a str8 girl. (i want to TRY!) came close lately, but i'm talkin like solo for 1 hour and let's see what happens. if you want me after that, well that's yr call. ;)


god who was the girl that posted on here her story about picking up a girl at a bar (was it a gay bar?) and she was drunkdrunkdrunk and went back to her house and got even more drunk, and then threw up on her back.


that was so sad and heartbreaking!

scarlett_vancouver
11-21-2007, 07:01 PM
^ Strictly dickly my ass ;)

Alaska
11-21-2007, 07:03 PM
omfg i am so busted! you were on me soooo quick.....ay?:flirt:

one requirement is that she can't be as str8 as me!

i always want to work on being more gay in my life. i wish i was! i can try!

ExoticEngineer
11-21-2007, 07:04 PM
^ACK! Noooo! Talk about a mood killer!

My first experience with a girl was this chick I went to school with and her girlfriend. Her girlfriend got totally tanked and puked at he club, the bouncer carried her to the car and we carried her to the house. Then proceeded to drink more. The girlfriend woke up, looked at me and said "She's fkn hot, let's do 'er!" So I got jumped by those two as my first real girl sex experience...but halfway through the paradise, the girlfriend who had passed out earlier puked all over the bed!

Alaska
11-21-2007, 07:06 PM
wow! love the sordid stories of nasty girls who just gotta have liquor before the punnany! nasty! (oh well i guess the girl in yr story had a gf. but wtf) you mean it was the same girl that puked earlier in the club? eeeee!

ExoticEngineer
11-21-2007, 07:08 PM
^Hehehe, yah, she was reeeeaaally drunk. Made for sloppy sex too, but I didn't know it at the time. I was just happy as a clam I was nekkid with TWO girls! ;D

Alaska
11-21-2007, 07:10 PM
awww. boy that's how you really KNOW huh? if a guy did that to me the first time i'd be gay for life. not even kidding around.

Miss Jessica
11-22-2007, 12:42 AM
Come to San Francisco..... the gayest city in the states. I want some lovin' toooo! :shy:

Yekhefah
11-22-2007, 09:04 AM
^^^ That reminds me of the time I got dressed up and spent an entire night cruising San Francisco by myself for lesbian lovin' and I got NO action. Zero, zilch, nada. I finally settled, picked up a guy in San Rafael. But yeah, to this day, I'm the chick who couldn't get gay love in San Francisco!

Miss Jessica
11-22-2007, 10:39 AM
:rotfl: That's hilarious. But seriously, don't feel bad. It isn't as easy to get hot lesbian lovin' in the gayest city as you'd think. Hmmm, I'm assuming you never made it to the Lexington? (it's SF's infamous les bar)

stellaforstars
11-22-2007, 10:44 AM
This conversation is making miss my ex Mandalee. Not the drama. Just the girly sex...

whirlerz
11-22-2007, 10:58 AM
;) Hey,hun.
I've gone on (tho not lately) sexsearch.com.
Looking for guys, but never met or hooked up. I'm sure they have a meet girl feature as well.
Also, we have free weekly newpaper, it has a 'matches' section. With several breakdowns, girl meet girl, guy, sex only, etc. Maybe your area has as well?
Coming to Chi. soon?;)

ajbaer
11-22-2007, 11:05 AM
I want in too!!!
*gets on her knees and begs*
I'll even go get a hot tub for the backyard (my fiance and I have already talked about that investment, and I must say I can't wait!
I'm a girly virgin...please come and take it away!

teeth_of_the_hydra
11-25-2007, 02:11 PM
As of today, I am officially and rampantly horny for girl.

DSUsb19
11-25-2007, 02:19 PM
Hey, if any of you ladies want to make the trip to good ol' Delaware I'm available for parties! ;D;D:P

Dottie Rebel
11-25-2007, 02:22 PM
Dottie Rebel's Girl Horny Journal

Day 21: Still really fucking horny for girl after that crazy ass hot tub party. Waiting for help to arrive. I am so...cold. Starting to see things. Were her boobs C's or D's? Sometimes I can't remember and that scares me.

Andygirl
11-25-2007, 02:33 PM
Everyone knows I'm straight as can be, but I did have this sometimes make-out girlfriend before I got with my husband. If we were in the same place and there was alcohol involved, we were making out. If I ever went gay it would be for her. She's like 5'6, thin, with huge, perky DD tits. Hers is the only pussy I've ever touched besides my own.........omg, I can't believe I just admitted that, haha. Too bad her boyfriend was there or I might have actually had a real deal lesbian experience. Those breasts were just out of this world! I wish I had a picture!