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Vesper
06-24-2008, 05:43 PM
First night was on Friday and the club was quite full. Before I went to the stage for the first time the house mom had got us newbies champagne to ease the nerves and told the stage rules: dress must come off within the first song. I was shakin' all over when I climbed to the stage and dancing and my brains were screaming "remember to take the dress off within the first minute!". So no trouble in that area!
The first customer was 30 something nick cageish -guy who started chatting tome at the bar. Goth to goth we talked about music and stuff for almost half an hour before HE asked would I like to dance ;D.
He bought a 10 minute dance and I tried to look at my watch what time I started but forgot it. So when I had nothing left I sat on the arm of his chair and we started talking again. He liked me but noticed that I hadn't danced for full 10 minutes. I apologized and said that I didn't remember the starting time. Finally when leaving he said "You'll get better". Felt embarassed.

Miss_McKenna
06-25-2008, 10:09 AM
Reading this thread reminded me of my own story ;D

So it was my first night dancing, second lapdance back in the couch room, and I was kinda sneakily watching the other girls out the corner of my eyes to try to learn some moves. One girl stood up on the couch so that she was kinda, dancing over the guy a few inches from him, and I was like "cool!!". So the next couch dance I got, I tried it....oh lord. It didn't occur to me that it was a soft surface and my heels sank right into the couch - imagine trying to walk across your bed in your stripper heels! I've no idea how the other girl pulled it off, but in my case I just started stumbling around with my crotch and knees bumping this dude's face until I fell back down onto him. There was an awkward pause then I was like "uhh.....sorry?" and he laughed and was like "its fine, you're new". I couldn't believe he still paid me for it!! ;D

chevelle454
06-27-2008, 11:28 AM
I'm new too, I haven't tripped, fallen...YET...however....I was in the CR my first night, tried to pull off a sexy move with my legs and super high heel from guys lap to the floor, slinking down in between his legs...almost kick him in the balls...opps!

I also practiced walking and dancing in my bedroom, month's before going to audition!

Nuclear Martini
07-22-2008, 02:49 PM
this thread is great

iambonbon05
07-23-2008, 11:02 AM
A bartender at one of my clubs was telling the story about her very first night.

She's this really funny loudmouthed rude Asian chick, and started probably in the late 80's, early 90's. She saw an ad in the newspaper for dancers wanted. So she goes in and they look her up and down and asked if she'd danced before. -Not realizing this was a strip club- she was like "YEAH I LOVE TO DANCE I DANCE ALL THE TIME!!!" Staff goes, uh, well, this is a NUDE club. She gets confused and they tell her to look around and she finally notices the naked chicks and goes OH! OH HOLY FUCK.

Goes for it anyway. At some point another chick was getting the shit beat out of her by some other chicks and they asked her, you didn't see anything, did you? "NO NO I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" *runs away in terror*

Finally it's the end of the night and it's time for them to tip out that night. She made $400 and was pretty thrilled with that, so she walks over dancing around yelling "I MADE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS" all proud of herself, while other girls gave her an "okay, crackhead" look.

She went to wait for her ride, within earshot of the other girls doing their tipouts. Everybody else was saying "I made $800", "I made a grand" and she was SO embarrassed.

It's ten times funnier if you know her lol she's awesome.

gingerlee
07-23-2008, 04:23 PM
The first club I ever danced at made me do a 3 song audition on their main stage, and I had to pick my music. There were 4 stairs going up to the dj booth so I went up and picked my set. I stepped out of the booth and didn't even make the first stair, I fell flat down on my hands and knees. The dj announced over the mic, 'it's ok, these are new legs, she just bought them yesterday'.

Mortified. Totally mortified. Almost made me change my mind and not audition, but I stayed. Tripped a little getting on stage and cried a bit once I was up there, but when I was done I'd made like, $30 bucks or so, I knew I'd have to learn to walk in heels, because I was gonna be a stripper.

LEIGH_LANDON
08-01-2008, 03:06 PM
Oh man if we could only look back and see film footage of our mishaps...heh heh!

You know how you have adrenaline like 90 in the newbie period of dancing, I did a gymnastic flip that I put way too much punch into and propelled myself OFF the stage right into a booth with customers. Yah, I felt like a tool.

I dont think I trimmed the LENGTH of my patch although I knew to do the dainty shave to a heart or a landing strip or whatever. LOL.

I was rushing to get on stage and was pulling hot rollers out of my hair even as I was being announced!! I bolted on stage and start boogying, and go to run my hands thru my hair to discover I had been dancing with at least 3 big hot rollers left in my hair at the back of my head!! Doh!!!! (yas ok I wasnt even a newbie then, just really late hahah).

I went on stage in full costume, and went to get on the floor to do some floor work to discover I was still wearing civilian shoes - OMFG - was that ever embarrassing.

My friend was REALLY new like her 2nd week, and goes to fdo a handstand against the pole and missed - and went right on over and did a reverse belly flop (on her back) it was a moment where you're like OMG are u ok but on the other hand that was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

CherryonTop
08-03-2008, 07:35 AM
In my first LD I didn't even strip, although it was the guy's first dance as well so nothing was said until later when he came up to me and said 'you know, I think you were more proper than any of the other girls here, they got naked..' and I said something about 'ah well, come back and I'll see if I can fix that!' (natural (if misplaced) hustle! wtf?).. he didn't..

winterrose
08-03-2008, 09:00 AM
The worst thing I really remember was that one night after changing brands of Hair gel it GLOWED BRIGHT WHITE under the black lights, I sweated some, the hair gel ran down my face down my back over my tits. It looked like cum under the lights.

Another dancer was nice enough to tell me about it, and help me wash my hair using HAND SOAP and scrub my back down. Bad part was she didn't notice it until after my stage set. Oh man was that really super embarrassing.

brazenpeach
08-06-2008, 11:01 AM
"1st lapdance I ever did was a guy in sweatpants.....I DIDN'T KNOW TO LOOK AT THEIR PANTS!!! and he came, uggg!'

Their pants? Does the type of pants affect how you dance? Or what you do or how close you get? Tell me about this.

iambonbon05
08-06-2008, 11:48 AM
"1st lapdance I ever did was a guy in sweatpants.....I DIDN'T KNOW TO LOOK AT THEIR PANTS!!! and he came, uggg!'

Their pants? Does the type of pants affect how you dance? Or what you do or how close you get? Tell me about this.

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99564&highlight=no+sweatpant+dances+ever

Cameo
08-07-2008, 01:27 PM
On my first night I sold one VIP. I was too afraid to ask for it... So the custy just said he wanted one, and I was like, "REALLY??!?! Are you sure?! I mean.. It's a lot of money.." Lol. In retrospect I feel bad for the poor guy -- it must have been a crappy dance. It took me a LONG time to become even a little bit graceful on stage or during lap dances.

Ooh, I've done this exact reply for when I'm approached for vip or even just a lapdance sometimes!

A guy asks if he can get a LD and I'm like, "From me? Oh cool!"

I probably look like a dork... ::)

txchick008
08-07-2008, 03:34 PM
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O

Luckily, it was an all-black one, and you really couldn't tell....but still!

Kellydancer
08-09-2008, 12:31 AM
This didn't happen to me, but first time dancing my friend (who started the same day as me) got on stage and her heel went flying. It hit the club owner, but luckily he was a cool guy, and he laughed. She also fell off the stage too if I remember correctly.

One of my first days dancing I was auditioning for a club, and my top got stuck to my earrings. I couldn't untangle them and needless to say I didn't get the job. I learned not to wear earrings that can get tangled.

rubyredlipsss
08-09-2008, 01:24 AM
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O

Luckily, it was an all-black one, and you really couldn't tell....but still!

i've put mine inside out like three times after finishing my set but i knew it and didnt want to take it back off. so i just got off fast and put it back right in the dr.

okay i have another one. my second week i thought it would be a good idea to get higher shoes and strapless. so, i wearing them for the third time and walking up to this custie and i kinda slip roll my ankle to the side and broke the strap! right in front of him, i almost cried because i had just bought those shoes! and i was really embarassed. he got two dances despite my clumsiness.

Ruby Ruckus
08-10-2008, 03:08 PM
my first night stripping, i wore a really cheaply made thong, and one of the straps stretched a little and slipped to the side, accidentally revealing my vag. i was not aware of this. i don't dance in a nude club. the manager came to the stage and was like, Ruby, you're not allowed to do that! mortifying.

same night, a few hours later, my legs are feeling really wobbly. i get off the stage and am clearly in pain in front of this group of jamaican guys. i say to them, man, i think my legs are about to give out, and start to walk away. two steps away from them and my suspicions are confirmed. they all laughed their asses off. i smiled sheepishly and said, "i told you so"

Crow2
08-10-2008, 07:18 PM
New girl on stage .. I hear this Th-WUNK noise and I turn to look as it's slow.

The little thing was trying to do some sort of push up type move and fallen, face first into the stage. Now this girl brought a bottle of MD20/20 to work and drank it out of the bottle.

* facepalm *

As we say here, "bless her heart."

saphire123456
08-10-2008, 09:00 PM
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O

Luckily, it was an all-black one, and you really couldn't tell....but still!

damn, i still do that on regular basis...:-[

RoseLeigh
08-10-2008, 09:40 PM
^^So do I! D'oh.

NewMoon
08-10-2008, 11:09 PM
Can we share newbie stories even when we are not newbies? :D

I was counting my money in a toilet stall and I should know how to hold money properly but I dropped it and all my twenties flew under the stall and all around the bathroom. I swear, they couldn't have spread more if I had tried. I promptly got out and the girls cleared the bathroom for me to pick up my money. I guess they didn't want to be accused of stealing.

txchick008
08-11-2008, 03:50 AM
^
Hahahaa....I always feel really weird doing that...thong down and counting my cash on the potty. Go figure. ;)

Crow2
08-11-2008, 10:36 AM
Another D'oh ... Someone had to tell me I had a napkin stuck to my shoe. Paper one. Shoot, I can't see down there!

So funny. I giggled about that all night.

Jezzebelle
08-11-2008, 11:02 AM
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O


Iv put mine back on the wrong way round once with the gusset on my hip!!

I didnt realise till the next dance, then I covered the gusset up with my hand when I took them off. How on earth didnt I notice a thong string across my bits???? ::)

chevelle454
08-12-2008, 05:35 AM
Well...I have my first funny newbie story after dancing for a month and a half. I decided to venture out and work an additional club(a friend brought me there)

Well, nerves once again, plus the stage is above the custies, my first club there counter is low to us, but we have a baragade(lol...wtf would i call it) that about 2 ft high from our stages floor which is the counter

Well...dont start laughing already. yes..I didnt quite fall, but kinda rolled on to a custies lap. At least he tipped well, i just laughed it off and took a curtsie bow.

Then, there stools are different and i got one of my heels hooked on the bottom and took a face dive..thankfully saved by handsome military men(meeeoooow)

Needless to say I stick with my old excuse...which is true..I gave up ballet and tap lessons for horseback riding lessons

:)

Lysondra
08-12-2008, 06:31 AM
Iv put mine back on the wrong way round once with the gusset on my hip!!

I didnt realise till the next dance, then I covered the gusset up with my hand when I took them off. How on earth didnt I notice a thong string across my bits???? ::)

I've SO done that!

I've gone.. wait... my panties are on sideways...

Gabi85
08-27-2008, 02:45 PM
During my first audition I froze up so bad I lost it and ran out the door trying to put my top back on. I still can't believe they called me back and I got the job.

happygiggles
08-27-2008, 02:55 PM
well this one girl was in the dressing room with me and she asked, "do we get paid for being here tonight?" as if expecting wage.

txchick008
08-27-2008, 05:47 PM
^^^

Bwhahahahaha!

chevelle454
09-30-2008, 05:46 AM
Oh I knew I was too lucky to not have a good story starting. Well.....I was on my way to the CR last week and my shoes(i recently graduated to the 8 inchers,lol) I was so proud, not a trip or even a stumble....the side gave out and I did a face dive. Damn ebay shoes!!!!! :(

oulala
10-05-2008, 08:49 AM
I try very hard not to remember my first time. But what makes it even worse is that MY VERY FIRST TIME ON STAGE, me dancing like a retard, there was a group of kids videoing me on their f'ing phone. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed up there, luckily one of the other girls got the DJ on it. I just hate to think that somewhere out there there is a video of me dancing my very first time on stage....... *dies*

Alexa24
10-06-2008, 01:43 PM
Ugh, I remember I was all over the place when I started... To mention a few....
It was probably my second week. There was a swing on the stage and I was doing some sexy crawling in close proximity to it. I was smiling at the guy who was waving some dollar bills and feeling all sexy, haha....didn't even notice that the swing was still rocking back and forth. It hit me really hard on the forehead. I remember the whole club busted out laughing....:-[

Also 1st or 2nd week. I went to the bathroom (you take a key and you lock yourself there and nobody can enter) and took a luxury of peeing for 5 minutes, striking poses in front of the mirror and checking out my butt. Then I came out and Dj ran up to me yelling like crazy... Yeah, I missed my rotation and the club got packed while I was in the bathroom. To top it all, I dragged a piece of toilet paper with my shoe on the stage and only noticed it half way through the song;D

My first champagne room...hehe... I came up to a mexican guy who barely spoke english. He asked me for sex and I said NO!!!! THen he said: "VIP room?" I was so happy he wanted a champagne room I completely missed that he was still implying sex. I even told him te rules on the way (I think he didn't even listen to me at that point), he paid, we walked into champagne room, I turned away for a second and he dropped his pants. I backed into the wall, the bouncer came flying in and out with the poor guy in a chokehold. The manager started yelling at me.. total disaster, lmao, I thought they would think I was a prostitute and I would be fired:'( But it turned out well, he even apologized for being so rude and I kept my money;)

atlmorgan
10-06-2008, 02:20 PM
first time dancing totally nude,forgot to cut tampon string,danced for a couple songs before one guy said" what's going on downstairs"!!!!!!!!

hazel_eyes
10-06-2008, 03:50 PM
Wow...this thread makes me feel better about when I first started! :)

My first one, about 3 weeks after I started: This was my first time drinking there, and I got drunk. I was on stage dancing to white snake, throwing my hair around while on my knees. The tip rail comes up about 6 inches from the stage, and as I was throwing my hair around *SMACK* went my forehead on the tip rail. It was slow, and I don't think anyone nocticed (at least they didn't say anything) so I kept going with this horrible headache. I went back into the DR after my set and I had this red spot on my head that turned into a bruise. haha

Another time, I walked out of the bathroom doing my sexiest walk ever. Guys were looking me up and down and smiling. I would smile back and wink. It didn't take a minute before the girl I had bonded with at the club came up to me and told me I had tp stuck to my shoe. hahaha. I still get a little embarrassed thinking about it. Those guys weren't smiling because I was sexy, they were smiling because of my new shoe accessory!

Forever_Fallen227
10-31-2008, 02:50 PM
I started dancing after I went to my first ever strip club, so I didn't know a whole lot. Well when I first started I was under 21 but was still drinking and thought I had to get drunk in order to do my job. Big mistake! Anyways, one night I was trying to show off for my boyfriend at the time on the pole. I don't know what I was trying to do but I was looking upside down, holding onto the pole, and BAM. Now I don't remember what exactly happened but I came to and was walking off the stage holding onto one of the girls. My bf told me that when I looked upside down I let go of the pole and hit my head. I think I got a slight concussion.

I drank way too much the first time around! And so many countless stories! One night I had bought a new outfit and one of the bitches did something with it and was like there ya go. That's sexy! I didn't know what she did but the next thing I know my bf came up to me and was like, did you mean to put your outfit on like that? I said, why? He was like, I don't mean to be rude, but it looks like shit! I think they are playing a trick on you.

They were cruel! But I was naive and stupid

Firewall
01-11-2010, 07:38 PM
Humm let's see my first night (it was actually during the day) was today, so let's see.

1 inch makes a HUGE difference. I was rocking the 7s during my audition. Tried 8 inchers tonight. Mhm... My knees look very multi-colored. One guy sitting near the DR must have seen me fall at least 4 times. He'd sort of look over and be like 'you ok?' uh huh...stay in your seat, don't bother helping.

I'd sort of slip and not be able to straighten out my heel on stage, then apologize to the guy I was suppoed to be dancing for, for ruining it haha.

Made the mistake of sitting and talking with a guy who I KNEW wasn't going to want a dance. 'Oh yeah I'm waiting for so and so and she'll get pissed if she found out' ... right, then get your hand off me...

I didn't do anything TOO embarrassing, just fell, a LOT, and couldn't even finish the shift I was so stressed out. The most embarrassing thing was that I felt like the guys would seem like ... every time my name was called, because they knew I wasn't any good ::) Embarrassing to try and dance when you know they all know you suck!! :P

Lola_sinn
01-11-2010, 09:12 PM
The first club I worked at was fully nude and during the tip walk we would show the customers the kitty for extra tips. My very first tip walk, the second guy I turned around and bent over for put the dollar in my crack. Being new and naive I just pulled the dollar out and ran away with it. When I finished my tipwalk, the housedad confronted me and gave me a serious lecture about it. The girl who was collecting tips next to me was sheisty and pointed me out to the rest of the staff.

Was also pulled aside on my first or second night and told that I needed to wipe down and put on some better deodorant because I stank.

The outfit I wore to my first audition was so bad the manager was like, "you're gonna have a real outfit on Saturday right?"

firemaiden04
01-11-2010, 10:39 PM
My first night, I got ready and came downstairs right in time for the shift, ready to do my first set. I never really auditioned, so I'd never been onstage before in my life. But there was a film crew at the club because apparently some local DJ was in an episode of one of those Wife-Swapping shows, and they had to film something at the club. So all the girls were hiding upstairs, terrified of being on camera. There were no guys in the club; they'd walk in, see the film crew, and walk right back out. And I was going to go onstage as soon as the film crew left...and I just kept getting more and more nervous and really psyching myself out. Finally, the crew left, and I went onstage.

I was shaking so bad I'm shocked I didn't fall. My club has a back stage, a little catwalk, and then two steps down to the bottom stage which is surrounded by a tip rail. Each stage has a pole. I didn't know the pole rotated, and I thought I had to get all this momentum going to spin right. So I take this huge flying leap, and then when I realized my mistake, I clung for dear life. If I had slipped, I probably would have flown right off the stage.

Anyways, in NY, you can't be topless within six feet of a customer area, and at my club, that distance coincides with the position of the steps, i.e. you can't walk down the steps to the bottom stage when you're topless. They told me that before I went on, and I wasn't going to forget. But during my first song, three girls came ON STAGE and told me really aggressively, "Don't go on the bottom stage without covering up!" I got so freaked out I didn't go onto the bottom stage at all during the entire set. I was glued to the back corner of the back stage, where the walls are mirrored. I doubt anyone could even see me. And they had the smoke machines going really bad (found out later the DJ turned them on briefly at the beginning of my second song, but then forgot to turn them off), and I couldn't see shit, and I was terrified I'd misstep and fall off the stage. God, it was horrible. And I don't even want to think how bad my dancing was. I never go clubbing, so at least I wasn't doing that terrible grinding-on-the-invisible-guy-dancing-behind-me move that all the newbies do that looks so fucking bad. And I knew I had no ass, so I didn't try any ass moves (and to me, those always look the worst when done badly). But I was still pretty god-awful.

I have an ass now, though ;D and it's all muscle.