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Katrine
11-26-2007, 08:41 PM
2. The Blair Witch Project. Needed a Dramamine to sit through this one. Presumably grad-school film students would know better than to keep the camera pointed at their fucking feet the ENTIRE TIME they're walking through the damn forest. Not frightening, not interesting, just boring and induced motion sickness.

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7. AI. Kubrick's version would've been awesome, but Spielberg should be shot for his obvious influences in it. Actually Spielberg should be shot anyway.
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I'm gonna have to agree with you 100% on Blair Witch. I actually got nauseous watching it and spent half the movie lying down on an ottoman in the women's restroom. I preferred the smell of pee and excrament to that movie.

However, I LOVE AI. And I'm the only person I know in the whole wide world who loves it. AI is just a special little stinker for me.

Madcap
11-26-2007, 08:43 PM
I like AI until the Speilberg ending. Had kubrik directed it it would have ended with David on the bottom if the sea asking the blue fairy to make him a real boy.

Corey
11-26-2007, 08:49 PM
Really, Corey, you liked Black Snake Moan? I was wondering if anyone actually liked that movie. I'm curious what you liked about it besides the soundtrack?

I love Memphis film and I love Craig Brewer, and I wanted to love this movie. But I just couldn't find anything at all to like about it, other than the seriously awesome soundtrack. I hated the script, I thought the acting was terrible (especially Justin Timberlake), I thought the story was insulting and the characters were the worst kind of stock stereotypes... Craig is a genius filmmaker, I don't know what he was thinking when he wrote this. Please explain the good parts to me because I wonder if maybe I just missed something.

I really like Craig Brewer a lot too. Yes the soundtrack was good, but I am not usually drawn to that genre of music but I do appreciate it.

BSM is a film about love and acceptance. Ricci and Timberlake played two very flawed characters who were cursed with circumstances beyond their control. They were both very weak, but they also possessed some good qualities. Neither of them were out to hurt anyone and they both tried to make their lives and themselves better people.

Jackson's character was hurt and had just plain given up on himself and any chance of happiness. His meeting w/ Ricci inspired him to be a better person. What he did w/ Ricci was mos def unconventional, but he never tried to hurt her.

Back to Ricci. I could relate to her character. I have always had problems with monogamy, but I yet I believe in it. I think she did too. She was in love w/ Timberlakes character. Quite truly. I have used sex to mask other problems in the past, not to the extent that she did, but I did just the same.

Also, later in the film, Timberlake says that Ricci was the only one to understand him, as he put it, she 'fixed' him. He only wished he could do the same for her.

So, they end up married, and they are both deeply flawed but are less so in the presence of each other.

Hence, I found it a tender yet unconventional love story...w/ some comic relief.

And I just wanted to eat Christina up. She so rocks in daisy dukes, cowgirl boots and a tiny tee shirt.

Oh, and I liked the dialog.

Corey
11-26-2007, 08:51 PM
Anything like "Bubble Boy", "Dude, Where's My Car?" or anything like that.

Just not my type of humor.

I own "Dude, where's my car"?:-[

rooster470
11-26-2007, 08:52 PM
A few of your picks I understand, but I have to defend 'Falling Down'. It is about the deconstruction of a human soul. I totally got it and it scared me. I feel that way sometimes in LA traffic...especially when I have to pee.

I agree. Falling Down was great and the scene where they won't serve him breakfast at the McDonalds because it's 5 minutes past 10 is my favorite scene of all time.

hardkandee
11-26-2007, 08:55 PM
Rockstar


If I see that on vh1 ever again, my head with explode.

rooster470
11-26-2007, 08:57 PM
Also, anything with Hugh Grant. Every time I see him on film I want to punch him in the face.

Yekhefah
11-26-2007, 08:59 PM
However, I LOVE AI. And I'm the only person I know in the whole wide world who loves it. AI is just a special little stinker for me.

Fair enough. I have that with Dragonheart. They made that movie just for me, apparently, because I seem to be the only one in the world who likes it... and I just love it. I never get tired of it.


Had kubrik directed it it would have ended with David on the bottom if the sea asking the blue fairy to make him a real boy.

:yes: That's exactly what I told everyone when I saw it! And that would've been an awesome ending. Personally I think it would have been a more interesting movie if they made it about the Jude Law gigolo-bot instead of the little kid, but whatever.


I really like Craig Brewer a lot too.

Have you seen The Poor & Hungry, his first feature? It was a little micro-budget digiflick he shot at the P&H Cafe in Memphis, and it's brilliant. It's about a cellist and a car thief who fall in love. For some reason it still hasn't gotten distribution but there are copies floating around if you know someone. I hate to say it's his best movie, but well... at least Hustle & Flow was good.


Hence, I found it a tender yet unconventional love story...w/ some comic relief.

Okay. I couldn't even tell what kind of movie it was trying to be. I guess I just couldn't relate to it, and that's fine... just curious to know what a fan liked about it, because I don't know anyone who liked it.


And I just wanted to eat Christina up. She so rocks in daisy dukes, cowgirl boots and a tiny tee shirt.

OMG, wasn't she a fox? I worked on the camera tests, out at Panavision in the Valley. Most actresses aren't sexy in person (you know this, I'm sure) but WOW, she really was. Even first thing in the morning when she'd been up all night with a sick boyfriend, she was beautiful. She's so tiny but she's got the most perfect body I've ever seen. And she's younger than me and she's got the coolest fucking house in the Hills I've ever seen, and I wanted to hate her guts but I couldn't because she was such a damn sweetheart. Some chicks just got it all.

Lexi
11-26-2007, 09:53 PM
THE WISHMASTER...

I dont remember which one I saw but man was it horrendous. I almost killed my ex for making me sit through that shit.

ArmySGT.
11-26-2007, 11:25 PM
Killer Klowns from outer space.

Star Ship Troopers 2- Hero of the Federation. This was the worst acting and from a military point of view the characters were to stupid to live.

Any sequel to Tremors. Tremors was camp and effin hilarious. the rest just couldn't create that again.

Crow 3. This had a lot of famous and great actors (Dennis Hopper for fucks sake). Yet still managed to be moronic.

Any movie based on a video game.

Anything Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Tom Green, ........... all those lovable idiot movies. The British do this so much better. Since the British don't assume that the audience is morons too and need every fuckin joke EXPLAINED.

The X files movie

I'll get more later

Madcap
11-26-2007, 11:38 PM
Dennis Hopper wasn't in Crow 3, he was in Crow 4. Crow 3 was with Eric Mabius as the death row guy. It sucked. And Tara whatshername is a fucking goddess.

FrustratedBunny
11-27-2007, 12:04 AM
I saw the first Crow and it was bad enough I wasn't willing to watch any of the others.

One of the worst movies that comes to mind is Holy Man with Eddie Murphy. I saw it years ago and it just sticks out in my mind as being one of the all time suck ass movies of my life.

rooster470
11-27-2007, 01:35 AM
Suburban Commando with Hulk Hogan

sun child
11-27-2007, 02:01 AM
I really liked The Crow! (Sorry about the multiple postings...)

xdamage
11-27-2007, 02:34 AM
(1) Vanilla Sky
(2) AI - Artificial Intelligence
(3) Donny Darko


no.... say it isn't so... I loved these films. Donny Darko and Vanilla Sky were true mind trips the first time I saw them. I couldn't wait for the next moments. AI was, well most people didn't like it, but it was a very sad "what if AI advances this far" idea.

Dottie Rebel
11-27-2007, 04:45 AM
LOL Sunchild, did you like the crow?

I thought for the longest time that "Honey I Blew Up the Kid" was probably the worst movie ever.

DJ Machismo
11-27-2007, 07:59 AM
Fair enough. I have that with Dragonheart. They made that movie just for me, apparently, because I seem to be the only one in the world who likes it... and I just love it. I never get tired of it.

I'm a huge fan of Dragonheart. Sean Connery, Dennis Quaid, Dina Meyer and David Thewlis (Remus Lupin of Harry Potter fame). Such a good movie.

southstbabe
11-27-2007, 09:11 AM
Boogie Nights

Madcap
11-27-2007, 08:09 PM
Batman and Robin. George Clooney in a codpiece isn't what i tend to think of when i picture my Superheroes.

Samba
11-27-2007, 10:40 PM
Escape from LA was really really bad.

Madcap
11-27-2007, 10:44 PM
Ghosts of mars.

mina loy
11-27-2007, 10:49 PM
independence day
the fifth element
memento
the talented mr. ripley (one movie that i actually fell asleep to)
closer (i hated all of the characters)
star wars episode I: the phantom menace (i'm a star wars geek and i actually own this movie to complete my collection but i still hate it).

firekitten19
12-07-2007, 03:47 PM
Vanilla Sky ( I lost brain cells watching that movie)