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FBR
01-02-2008, 10:30 PM
My boyfriend's in love with a stripper ;)

But does he have an Xbox? I mean, that is more of a prerequisite ;)

FBR

Snappa
01-12-2008, 11:25 PM
Love? No. One crush, and my left brain is constantly reminding my right brain that that is all it is.

I deeply LOVE my one good friend that dances, but I'm not in love with her. There's only a certain amount of stripper shit I'll allow into my life (for my sanity and hers).

wakko0129
01-17-2008, 12:02 PM
Love, no. I did make a pretty good friend, though.

pfunkdenver
02-15-2008, 03:00 PM
Yes, I fell in love with a stripper. Spent about 50k on her over 5 years, met at a motel 2 twice a month, got drunk in the club with her countless times, watched her leave her boyfriend, and hook up with a tweaker, straighten him out, and get married (I paid for most of the wedding).

Once I finally accepted that I couldn't make her happy (no one could, not even her new, clean husband), I gave up and moved on. :-\

genhai
02-16-2008, 05:07 AM
For me it is dependant on your definition of love.

from a biological stand point yes aka "puppy love" aka "lust" happens to me quite alot.

from logical stand point no aka "true love"

hockeybobby
02-16-2008, 07:34 AM
Yeah, ya'll know the song. I am just curious if any of you fellows have ever fallen in love with a dancer. No customer has ever said the "L" word to me but there are enough Top 10 singles about it to make me wonder...

Guys?

I've fallen in love with a dancer. I've never asked for, nor do I expect anything from her other than what we share in the club. I just allow myself to fully appreciate and respect her for who and what she is: a wonderful, intelligent, charming, sexy woman. I don't feel the need to "protect" myself from having feelings for her. I also don't need to be gushing over her, expressing my affection in words...I just sort of live it, treating her with the same honesty, respect and understanding that she treats me. :)
hb

Eyes Wide Open
02-17-2008, 08:54 AM
Yeah, ya'll know the song. I am just curious if any of you fellows have ever fallen in love with a dancer. No customer has ever said the "L" word to me but there are enough Top 10 singles about it to make me wonder...

Guys?

Um, I can see it happening. I mean, at the end of the day the stripper and customer aspect of it is how two people are brought together but it doesn't exactly have to define the situation. A lot of folks have very rigid ideas of women who get naked for money and a lot of women have a rigid idea of men who frequent places like that. There's no emotion in a strip club. It's last place for emotion. But, just like anything else... if two people are brought together by ANY means and connect... it's not cheapened because it was born out of the stripper/customer relationship. I speak from some experience here.

mr_punk
02-17-2008, 11:53 AM
I've fallen in love with a dancer. I've never asked for, nor do I expect anything from her other than what we share in the club. I just allow myself to fully appreciate and respect her for who and what she is: a wonderful, intelligent, charming, sexy woman. I don't feel the need to "protect" myself from having feelings for her. I also don't need to be gushing over her, expressing my affection in words...I just sort of live it, treating her with the same honesty, respect and understanding that she treats me.LOL..how sweet. it's no wonder jenny is having problems with her teeth.

hockeybobby
02-17-2008, 01:59 PM
LOL..how sweet. it's no wonder jenny is having problems with her teeth.

I'd love to give you a snappy comeback for this mr p. But damn! I can't figure out what you mean.

Maybe Jenny can.
hb

xdamage
02-18-2008, 05:45 PM
...I just sort of live it, treating her with the same honesty, respect and understanding that she treats me and my wallet.


I hope you don't mind, I fixed it up for you.

FBR
02-18-2008, 06:09 PM
I'd love to give you a snappy comeback for this mr p. But damn! I can't figure out what you mean.

Maybe Jenny can.
hb

I can't see Jenny overindulging on sweets thus encouraging dental caries. I mean a) she is way to disciplined for that and b) such eating behaviors would likely fuck with her girlish figure which could negatively impact her earnings.

I'm more inclined to believe that her wisdom tooth problem is more an issue of her mouth being too small.

FBR

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 06:11 PM
I hope you don't mind, I fixed it up for you.

Good one X ;D
hb

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 06:18 PM
I can't see Jenny overindulging on sweets thus encouraging dental caries. I mean a) she is way to disciplined for that and b) such eating behaviors would likely fuck with her girlish figure which could negatively impact her earnings.

I'm more inclined to believe that her wisdom tooth problem is more an issue of her mouth being too small.

FBR

Ok FBR, maybe you figured out what mr p was getting at. I mean what does Jenny's dental problems have to do with me being fond of my ATF? His humour is too deep for me.

Now, I've had medical problems combined with brokeness used as a hustle on me before...but...
Nope, I'm drawin' a blank here still. That mr p....he's diabolical.
hb

Jenny
02-18-2008, 06:35 PM
I think what punk was referring to was the "that's so sweet it's giving me a cavity" line. FBR is correct, however - my issue is not cavities. While I lack his concern for my figure, I do brush my teeth a lot.

FBR
02-18-2008, 06:46 PM
I think what punk was referring to was the "that's so sweet it's giving me a cavity" line. FBR is correct, however - my issue is not cavities. While I lack his concern for my figure, I do brush my teeth a lot.

But do you floss? I mean, flossing is critical to fighting gum disease which is a much more common cause of tooth loss nowadays.

Because Jenny puts up with us and doesn't retaliate too aggressively, I couldn't resist tossing in an opening for the punkster to jump on the "Jenny's mouth being too small" comment.

hb, the dynamics here are sometimes hard to follow but it is all in fun :)

FBR

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 06:48 PM
I think what punk was referring to was the "that's so sweet it's giving me a cavity" line. FBR is correct, however - my issue is not cavities. While I lack his concern for my figure, I do brush my teeth a lot.

Oh jeez of course.
I must have been vapor-locked. Excuse me while I reset my default switch to 'normal comprehension'.

Oh, and, you're the only one around here who isn't concened about your figure I think. ;)
hb

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 06:51 PM
But do you floss? I mean, flossing is critical to fighting gum disease which is a much more common cause of tooth loss nowadays.

Because Jenny puts up with us and doesn't retaliate too aggressively, I couldn't resist tossing in an opening for the punkster to jump on the "Jenny's mouth being too small" comment.

hb, the dynamics here are sometimes hard to follow but it is all in fun :)

FBR

You know FBR, I thought there was something about that. I thought you were poking Jenny, but I figured it was an inside joke.
hb

Jenny
02-18-2008, 07:11 PM
But do you floss? I mean, flossing is critical to fighting gum disease which is a much more common cause of tooth loss nowadays.
Fbr - I love to floss.


Because Jenny puts up with us and doesn't retaliate too aggressively, I couldn't resist tossing in an opening for the punkster to jump on the "Jenny's mouth being too small" comment. I was ignoring that. It is one of my great misfortunes that all my features are somewhat undersized. I have a normal sized head with a cat sized face. Thank you for bringing it up.

FBR
02-18-2008, 07:37 PM
Fbr - I love to floss.

Jenny, I admit to throwing the question out rhetorically. I mean, Jay has stated publicly that you are hot. I trust his judgment implicitly and I know from talking to him for a long time he would not be attracted to a woman with gnarly gums.


I was ignoring that. It is one of my great misfortunes that all my features are somewhat undersized. I have a normal sized head with a cat sized face. Thank you for bringing it up. I don't necessarily think a cat face is a bad thing. I like cats. But if you are alluding to a facial deformity I can relate to that. My wife has a perfect lower jaw. But mine is small. And my children inherited my defect. I spent a goodly sum on dental work for them and to a lesser degree on myself. They look good but my work didn't turn out so well. I grew a beard to give my lower jaw some depth so I don't look chinless. It's a chore to keep the beard trimming just right.

FBR

Jenny
02-18-2008, 07:48 PM
I don't necessarily think a cat face is a bad thing. I like cats. But if you are alluding to a facial deformity I can relate to that. My wife has a perfect lower jaw. But mine is small. And my children inherited my defect. I spent a goodly sum on dental work for them and to a lesser degree on myself. They look good but my work didn't turn out so well. I grew a beard to give my lower jaw some depth so I don't look chinless. It's a chore to keep the beard trimming just right.

FBRAlas, my ridiculous cat sized mouth cannot be concealed by a beard. My friends look at me and silently think "What a stupidly small face". My cat looks at me and loudly thinks "What a stupidly large head you've got on that face."
Sigh. it's hard being me.

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 07:56 PM
Alas, my ridiculous cat sized mouth cannot be concealed by a beard. My friends look at me and silently think "What a stupidly small face". My cat looks at me and loudly thinks "What a stupidly large head you've got on that face."
Sigh. it's hard being me.

Jenny...I don't know if you noticed, but one of your dancer colleagues has requested a picture of you over on the request thread in picture post. Do you have any pictures of yourself in a sexy cat outfit?

hb

Jenny
02-18-2008, 08:02 PM
While I am always flattered by the interest, I don't ever post pictures. Just evocative descriptions.

FBR
02-18-2008, 08:11 PM
Sigh. it's hard being me.

You have said this several times. I always assumed you were lamenting your impatience with dealing with intellectual inferiors. I had no idea that you are concerned about your looks. I mean, you are a stripper.

I have a whole new respect for your honesty and forthrightness, Jenny.

FBR

Jenny
02-18-2008, 08:26 PM
You have said this several times. I always assumed you were lamenting your impatience with dealing with intellectual inferiors. And now you know it is because of my cat's incessant mockery. Well it feels good to get it off my chest.

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 08:26 PM
While I am always flattered by the interest, I don't ever post pictures. Just evocative descriptions.

Well then, how about a picture of your cat, dressed in one of your thongs...and we'll just imagine that it's you in a sexy cat suit???
hb

Jenny
02-18-2008, 08:28 PM
Well then, how about a picture of your cat, dressed in one of your thongs...and we'll just imagine that it's you in a sexy cat suit???
hb
Huh. Dis-turbing.

FBR
02-18-2008, 08:37 PM
And now you know it is because of my cat's incessant mockery. Well it feels good to get it off my chest.

I'm blessed, I guess. My cats twirl around my ankles and purr not because they are trying to analyze me or give me advice. They are just hungry.

FBR

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 08:43 PM
Huh. Dis-turbing.

Quite right. I forgot to insert the smiley face so that you would know I wasn't serious. Sorry.

It's hard being me.:)
hb

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 08:54 PM
So...FBR and/or Jenny...is it a little game you all play on SCJ to see who can out-hideous the other with respect to appearance? Can I play too?
hb

lestat1
02-18-2008, 09:18 PM
Well then, how about a picture of your cat, dressed in one of your thongs...and we'll just imagine that it's you in a sexy cat suit???
hb


Huh. Dis-turbing.

Nah that was funny. Disturbing would've been if he wanted the cat's pubic area shaved first. :D

Bob_Loblaw
02-18-2008, 09:33 PM
Well then, how about a picture of your cat, dressed in one of your thongs...and we'll just imagine that it's you in a sexy cat suit???
hb

You just had to take it one step too far :P
Do you even know if her cat is female?

Bob_Loblaw
02-18-2008, 10:03 PM
Nah that was funny. Disturbing would've been if he wanted the cat's pubic area shaved first. :D

Even more disturbing would be if he vehemently argued that shaving is a fad

Jenny
02-18-2008, 10:06 PM
My cat - who's name, weirdly enough, is also "Cally" - would never let me near her kitty genitals with a razor. She has her feline dignity.

hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 10:25 PM
My cat - who's name, weirdly enough, is also "Cally" - would never let me near her kitty genitals with a razor. She has her feline dignity.

Somebody alert Skywalker....he would seriously dig your kitty's kitty.
hb

Howie
02-23-2008, 03:38 PM
This is a threadjack, I just didn’t feel like starting a new one.

Has anyone ever thought a stripper was in love with them? My dancer Creampie has been talking like we were boyfriend/girlfriend for awhile. I just ignored it and chalked it up to SS. In the course of the last year I’ve played along with her game of SS, talking about how much fun we’d have OTC. The only time we’ve actually met OTC was when she needed money for her daughters dentist and I met her for a couple of drinks at a bar.

Well a few weeks ago a buddy and I went to see her at the club and I bought him a few dances with her. Seems he had a good time and he gave her his card and they emailed a few times. He started suggesting that they meet up for fun at a motel. Her response was that she couldn’t do it because she was “in love with Howie and he is in love with me”.

He then made some remarks to the effect that “you’re just a fucking stripper and you don’t love anyone.” I know, he’s a major prick and shouldn’t have said anything like that to her. She started leaving me messages talking about how we were over and she couldn’t come between my best friend and me and if I had cared at all about her, I never would have bought dances for my friend.

Then she was upset that Valentines Day came and I didn’t do anything for her. “You suck as a boyfriend” was her message. I guess the $300 I gave her the previous weekend didn’t count for anything.

The second to last message she sent was that she’s so sad that we’re not going to see each other anymore and then I got one last night, (a week later) that just said “I’m so sad”.

Strip clubbing used to be fun, but the drama isn’t worth it. I’d go to a different club, but I’m pretty burnt out now. I’m starting to plan where to put my SC funds. First is new stone counter tops for the kitchen and then new wood floors and possibly remodel the master bath. To think I could have already paid for these with the amount of money I spent on Creampie over the last several years makes me wonder if I’ll ever visit a SC again.

Eyes Wide Open
02-24-2008, 01:07 AM
Creampie?

Snappa
02-24-2008, 03:11 AM
Strip clubbing used to be fun, but the drama isn’t worth it. I’d go to a different club, but I’m pretty burnt out now. I’m starting to plan where to put my SC funds. First is new stone counter tops for the kitchen and then new wood floors and possibly remodel the master bath. To think I could have already paid for these with the amount of money I spent on Creampie over the last several years makes me wonder if I’ll ever visit a SC again.


A couple of wise posters pointed out to me not too long ago that you'll find drama if you're looking for it, but drama and strip clubs can be mutually exclusive. Creampie sounds a lot like one of my prior favs. Whether it's just stripper shit, or she just is that fucked up and delusional, it's obvious that it's no fun for you anymore.

I can totally relate to taking a break from clubs. I just started a sabbatical myself. Recently hooked up with my ATF's sister who's just moved in with me. Cash is tight since she's been out of work, but she'll be returning to dancing as soon as her replacement driver's license gets here in the mail (early this week). She's planning to work at one of the many pasties clubs near here, so at least I can still go to my favorite all-nude club for drinks after work once the financial situation improves. Don't think I'll be spending much time or money with the ATF though. That's just a level of drama I don't need.

azdd
02-24-2008, 04:07 AM
Then she was upset that Valentines Day came and I didn’t do anything for her. “You suck as a boyfriend” was her message. I guess the $300 I gave her the previous weekend didn’t count for anything.

The second to last message she sent was that she’s so sad that we’re not going to see each other anymore and then I got one last night, (a week later) that just said “I’m so sad”.

Sorry Howie, still sounds like SS to me. Very manipulative SS, IMHO, but of course you're the one that has to decide for sure. Even if it's only partial SS, it still sounds like too much drama for me.

hockeybobby
02-24-2008, 03:03 PM
I wonder if she thought the two of you were just sort of playing a little game between each other? Either that or she really is a little hurt. Maybe you could just have a heart to heart talk with her and get all the cards on the table.
hb

Bob_Loblaw
02-24-2008, 09:33 PM
In the course of the last year I’ve played along with her game of SS, talking about how much fun we’d have OTC. The only time we’ve actually met OTC was when she needed money for her daughters dentist and I met her for a couple of drinks at a bar.

<snip>

She started leaving me messages talking about how we were over...

Then she was upset that Valentines Day came and I didn’t do anything for her. “You suck as a boyfriend” was her message.

You met her ONCE OTC in the last year. How can you be over when you never began? Pure SS my man and it must be good if you're questioning it.

Howie
02-25-2008, 02:35 AM
You met her ONCE OTC in the last year. How can you be over when you never began? Pure SS my man and it must be good if you're questioning it.

My point exactly. I never wanted anything but ITC fun. And I had a lot of fun with her. I questioned her sincerity from day one. I do think she thought we had something more than just a stripper/customer relationship.

Howie
02-25-2008, 02:37 AM
I wonder if she thought the two of you were just sort of playing a little game between each other? Either that or she really is a little hurt. Maybe you could just have a heart to heart talk with her and get all the cards on the table.
hb

Heart to heart? I never want to see her again. She emailed me some pictures. Anyone want to see?

JoeUnCool
02-25-2008, 07:13 AM
Yeah, ya'll know the song. I am just curious if any of you fellows have ever fallen in love with a dancer. No customer has ever said the "L" word to me but there are enough Top 10 singles about it to make me wonder...

Guys?

Never fallen in Love. I have fallen in Lust. Is that the right "L" word you were looking for? :D

Some of my favorite jokes are:

Walk up to a girl that I have never met and say "Is it too early in the relationship to tell you I love you?"
Ask a girl to be my future ex-wife.
Tell a girl that I would put her on a pedestal just high enough so that I could look up her dress.
Tell a girl I have never seen before "I woke up this morning and asked myself what could I do to make your life better."
"How may I serve, or more accurately, service you?"At that point, I kinda figure that if she hasn't run away, she's a smartass like me and we just might be able to get along.

safado
02-25-2008, 04:31 PM
Heart to heart? I never want to see her again. She emailed me some pictures. Anyone want to see?

Yes, post the pictures.

hockeybobby
02-25-2008, 04:47 PM
Heart to heart? I never want to see her again. She emailed me some pictures. Anyone want to see?

Oh absolutely Howie.


...this should be good...;D
hb

Jenny
02-25-2008, 05:37 PM
Oh absolutely Howie.


...this should be good...;D
hb
Except for we generally consider it to be an invasion of privacy to post pictures of strippers we are trash talking without their permission.

Unless you have her permission?

toohot44
02-25-2008, 05:41 PM
Unrequited love of a strippper? Yup, I still bear the scars, she left me to go to NYC for the big money.

hockeybobby
02-25-2008, 05:42 PM
Except for we generally consider it to be an invasion of privacy to post pictures of strippers we are trash talking without their permission.

Unless you have her permission?

Good point Jenny.
hb

JoeUnCool
02-25-2008, 06:52 PM
Yeah, ya'll know the song. I am just curious if any of you fellows have ever fallen in love with a dancer. No customer has ever said the "L" word to me but there are enough Top 10 singles about it to make me wonder...

Guys?

Let's turn this back around. "Have you ever fallen in love with the Tipper?"

xdamage
02-25-2008, 08:17 PM
It would be very uncool to post her pic without her permission, but Howie knows that so I'm assuming the offer was a joke.