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stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 08:43 AM
You are remarkably handsome.
I do wish you'd smile though!
Lysondra
12-07-2007, 08:43 AM
^I only saw that one person in this thread thought the avatar was him... people keep saying what? They're just commenting on the pictures.
That's in this thread. I've seen 4-5 other instances where in other threads people said they thought TOO was the person in his avatar. And of course, that person is a young Sean Connery.
xdamage
12-07-2007, 08:47 AM
I love great suits and unusual ties, although I rarely wear ties anymore, but I dig the tie.
LuckiCharm
12-07-2007, 12:57 PM
I love your eyes TOO :)
stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 01:14 PM
^^They're hypnotic, aren't they? TOO could probably control me with them, if he really wanted to.
That could bring us into some dangerous(-ly hot) territory. Mmmm...
Nicolina
12-07-2007, 11:42 PM
you guys, this thread is giving me weird dreams! I dreamed last night that TOO was a cop who raided a club where I was working. :O
It was totally hott, too...he had me up against the bar, legs spread, cuffed...I won't go into detail, but I think a cavity search ensued... }:D
No, he wasn't in uniform in the dream....but when I woke up, I was like, 'wtf?' Then I remembered the Dangle thread....:D
All Good Things
12-08-2007, 01:52 AM
^ But Dangle would love me far more than he would love you, my dear. I mean Tom Lennon is no idiot. Dangle? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm still trying to figure out how I look like Steve Zahn, Dave Coulier, Terry Kiser (who is not only dead throughout the entire movie, meaning his eyes are closed the whole time, but is he is 25 years older than I am !) and Tom Lennon, while none of them look even remotely like each other.
At least Tom is reasonably close to my age.
And although it's true it's "a young Sean Connery" in that publicity shot for Dr. No that functions as my avatar, it was taken when Connery was about a decade younger than I am.
Like I said: I've had way, way too much plastic surgery for a heterosexual male.
OK, so once again, the reason for the mustache is that my 7-year-old daughter, the Angel of the Century, adores it. She calls it the "snash." She wants one herself. At night, when I put her to bed, she reaches up and pretends to take it and put it on her own lip before she goes to sleep.
I'm sorry, but that wins out over my own vanity any day.
Lysondra, do you really think if they were going to photoshop hair on me, it would look that ridiculous? It's a mess. It's also too long. While I was sitting for makeup, the photographer came in, took one look at my hair, and just rolled her eyes.
They did photoshop a nose on me, though. I just have these two evenly-spaced holes in the center of my face. Worked perfectly. Can you tell?
OK, so the nudes. I would post them, but every time I check out the Djoser pic thread, there is so much female saliva and sweat and glitter all over my monitor, it takes me 30 minutes to wipe it all off so I can actually read the thread.
Yeah, it's not all female "sweat." I know.
I may post the semi-nudes, which I mostly did for the benefit of the all-female lighting crew, who were silently (they thought) whispering about what I looked like under the suit during clothing changes. I got one "Oh my God," coming out of change, which was the girl who lost the bet, I think.
I truly appreciate all the kind comments, although the temptation to identify "who I look like," is kind of baffling. I thought all the comments about my eyes were quite kind.
The reason I always write about the rule of natural selection where the devoted wife sneaks off during ovulation to have sex with the hottest guy she can find is because I am a product of such an illicit liaison. I never met my natural father, a prominent member of the Chicago mafioso, but when I asked my mom what he looked like, she said, "look in the mirror."
She was being kind. I have pictures of her from the 1960s where she could play Lana Turner on a bad day, without makeup.
MsQwerty
12-08-2007, 03:16 AM
Haha, not me! Partly because I have faceblindness and partly because I dont watch movies so in actualy fact I have no idea who Sean Connery or James Bond are, I just assummed everyone else was right ;D
Doesn't anybody realize that TOO's avatar is Sean Connery? People keep saying they thought TOOs avatar WAS him. TOO is Sean Connery?
Either way, I agree with Darcy. A yacht...while wearing one of those yacht Rolexes (it wasn't until recently I learned these existed!)
Also, PHOTOSHOPPED!
WiseGuy_TX
12-08-2007, 10:00 AM
..well, since everyone else is playing "Where in the World is TOO"
Alaska
12-08-2007, 02:52 PM
^That was hee-larious!
!!
Lysondra
12-08-2007, 07:23 PM
Lysondra, do you really think if they were going to photoshop hair on me, it would look that ridiculous? It's a mess. It's also too long. While I was sitting for makeup, the photographer came in, took one look at my hair, and just rolled her eyes.
*giggles* You're cute. ;)
Bunny
12-08-2007, 08:55 PM
you guys, this thread is giving me weird dreams! I dreamed last night that TOO was a cop who raided a club where I was working. :O
It was totally hott, too...he had me up against the bar, legs spread, cuffed...I won't go into detail, but I think a cavity search ensued... }:D
No, he wasn't in uniform in the dream....but when I woke up, I was like, 'wtf?' Then I remembered the Dangle thread....:D
as long as he wasn't wearing those damn shorts!
AlexxaHex
12-08-2007, 10:28 PM
Yeah, it's not all female "sweat." I know.
It's not all female either.
That man could turn the head of even the most discriminating size queen.
With that said, I still think you should post your own nude thread.
Mastridonicus
12-08-2007, 11:03 PM
I'd hit it.
Bella21
12-09-2007, 05:06 AM
Am I the only one who thought TOO's avatar was him?? I prefer the real pics, I was impressed, TOO is TOO CUTE!!
Hehe, I KNEW it wasn't him... but I can't help but picture James Bond instead... always... He'll always be James Bond to me!
TheSexKitten
12-09-2007, 01:39 PM
..............................
http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/tom-tucker-4.gif
:yes:
Pretty_Penny
12-09-2007, 02:53 PM
does anyone ever tell you you look like
http://www.rgj.com/blogs/film/uploaded_images/911-714735.jpg ?
man, i love that show. i knew a guy frosh yr at CU whose dad was with reno pd. apparently they do NOT like the show.
oh and, side note- totally just got the nick swardson- party iTunes album. HOLLER AT THE FUNNY!
thats exactly what i was going to say. thomas lennon. in a good way.
:D
Chrissy68
12-10-2007, 01:28 AM
..well, since everyone else is playing "Where in the World is TOO"
+
..............................
http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/tom-tucker-4.gif
:yes:
= chrissy :rotfl:
girlinterupted
12-10-2007, 07:43 PM
My first thought was Magnum PI, but now I'd have agree with anyone who mentioned the Reno 911 guy. Any chance we can see you in a cop uniform now? Just to compare..........
Madcap
12-10-2007, 07:55 PM
TOO, what's Peter North really like?
Madcap
12-10-2007, 07:55 PM
hehehe
SundayMorning
12-10-2007, 07:58 PM
I think everyone kind of has a case for who TOO looks like...here's my submission:
Alan Tudyk (http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/Tudyk_TD270248_150x200.jpg)
Beautiful, beautiful eyes, TOO.
All Good Things
12-10-2007, 08:29 PM
^ Thank you; that was very sweet of you.
People are so distracted by the mustache, they can't see the rest of my face. All the porn star look, the Dangle talk, etc. is because of the mustache. Suddenly I look like every guy with a mustache.
The photographer, on the other hand, went in a completely different direction. We spent about an hour reviewing all the shots from the session.
She was convinced I had a definite Michael Douglas look given the angles of my face and my eyes. This was particularly true in the first pic. You can see it in another one I haven't posted yet. Just missing the obvious chin dimple.
Bunny
12-10-2007, 09:54 PM
^ Thank you; that was very sweet of you.
People are so distracted by the mustache, they can't see the rest of my face. All the porn star look, the Dangle talk, etc. is because of the mustache. Suddenly I look like every guy with a mustache.
The photographer, on the other hand, went in a completely different direction. We spent about an hour reviewing all the shots from the session.
She was convinced I had a definite Michael Douglas look given the angles of my face and my eyes. This was particularly true in the first pic. You can see it in another one I haven't posted yet. Just missing the obvious chin dimple.
Yeah, you look like every guy with a mustache. I really thought you were Ron Jeremy at first. :D
Really though -- and I'm not sure how to word this exactly -- I like you better now that I've seen your pic. You look like you have a certain warmth to you. I also wonder if they photoshopped it some or you really have skin that nice.
All Good Things
12-11-2007, 09:25 PM
I also wonder if they photoshopped it some or you really have skin that nice.
That's really my face -- with makeup. But it was not photoshopped at all.
I keep a tan complexion because I often have very short notice before I have to go on the air, and you cannot be "white" on the air without looking like a complete ghost or an escapee from Iceland.
I used to carry foundation around with me, but eventually felt that was kind of stupid. So now I just take extremely careful care of my skin and make best friends with the makeup crew. :)
ArmySGT.
12-11-2007, 09:33 PM
nice snash
ViolaStrings
12-12-2007, 10:23 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-445~Reno-911-Lt-Dangle-Posters.jpg
I'd hit it.
:laughing:
Fuckin A.
THE OTHER JANITOR
12-15-2007, 09:37 PM
I'd hit it.
Nice!! }:D
TheSexKitten
12-15-2007, 11:20 PM
Why are people critiquing the snash? We shouldn't be criticizing his appearance, that's kind of uncool.
Bunny
12-16-2007, 01:04 AM
THE OTHER JANITOR? Holy shit, that user name has me cracking up!
All Good Things
02-03-2008, 01:43 AM
UPDATE:
So I go to my 7-year-old-daughter, the Angel of the Century, and say, "Look, how about if I let YOU cut off my mustache? Then you can see what I look like without it. If you like me better with it, I can grow it back in about three weeks."
Her only response, in wide-eyed glee:
"I get to cut it off?!! OK, let me do it now!"
So much for loving the snash.
So I tell her no, we have to wait a couple of days while daddy makes sure the color of his skin is going to be uniform across his face and not have the appearance of a large white grub that has taken up residence on his upper lip once the mustache is gone.
So I take out a few empty small needle injectors that I use for teeth bleaching where I inject 15% bleaching solution into custom-fitted trays that I wear overnight. I then extract and slowly inject under the mustache Clarins for Men Auto-Bronzant Visage (a self-tanning gel) from France that is more expensive than plutonium but gives the best natural tanning color I have ever seen. After about five days, this will match the upper lip to the rest of my face.
I tell her it's a secret. She can't tell anybody. She is very excited.
On the appointed day, we go downstairs and I hand her a pair of scissors and a Braun electric razor. She is seven years old, remember.
"Please don't cut off my nose, sweetheart," I say, and smile.
"Oh daddy, I wouldn't do that," she says, with a frown of genuine concern.
So I tilt my face sideways and she starts chopping away like crazy, but not making too much real progress. So I show her how to bring the scissors flush against the skin to cut as much hair as possible.
This works until she nips me a couple of times. "Sweetheart, you are hurting me." "Hold still!" she commands.
After about 10 minutes of this, my mustache looks like it was half-consumed by swarming locust. So I hand her the electric razor and show her how to go back and forth over small areas until all the hair is gone there and then to move on. I let her cut everything except the detail work around the bottom of my nose and the edges of my mouth.
After we finish, she looks at me in wide-eyed amazement. "Daddy, you look like you're 18 years old!"
"Sweetheart, the last time I saw my upper lip was when I was 18 years old. Isn't that funny?" I say. But she had stopped listening to me and wants to drag me around to show me off. "I gotta show mommy how you look 18 years old."
My ex, who was working on a project on a different floor far away from where our little experiment was going on, had no idea what we were up to. So my daughter walks in and announces that she is ready to show me off and calls me in. My ex looks at me and starts talking about something and then suddenly her jaw drops and she covers her eyes. "Oh God, I've never seen you without a mustache." Meanwhile, my daughter is skipping around the room repeating, "he looks 18 years old, he looks 18 years old!" She is so very pleased with herself.
So here are the results.
1. I don't really look 18 years old, but according to my staff and friends, I look somewhere around 8 or 10 years younger.
2. My face is more symmetrical and balanced. I forgot how my upper lip was curved and fit well -- this was something I gave up at age 18, when I actually looked about 12. I grew the mustache for the same reason most guys do -- so I could successfully buy alcohol (it worked amazingly well).
3. I am getting regularly carded now at the grocery store where I buy wine, as they are required to card anybody who looks younger than 30. The irony of this is not lost on me.
4. My upper lip is cold.
5. I'm not used to feeling the rush of air across my upper lip as I breath through my nose. The mustache blocked my skin from feeling it before.
6. My daughter does not miss the snash at all. She wants to know what else she can cut off.
7. I no longer look even remotely like Dangle or any of the other guys with mustaches.
8. I haven't booked a studio session yet, but once that happens, I'll post something here sooner or later just so we will have a record of pre- and post-snash pics.
Alaska
02-03-2008, 01:48 AM
Now TOO.....you know that story, entertaining as it was, is pointless without a play-by-play pic post? (You know, Britney style?) Omg I don't think we can wait for studio shots.....snap one out real quick? Please? ;D
stellaforstars
02-03-2008, 08:27 AM
I'm quite sure you look insanely hot.
And, for the record, I'm with Alaska. Post pics NOW damn it. Someone of your financial stature must certainly at least have a WEBCAM!
SundayMorning
02-03-2008, 08:36 AM
Yeah, we have to find other celebrity clones for the "new" you! You're keeping us from the clones, TOO! The clones!
gingerlee
02-03-2008, 11:18 AM
I wanna see the 'new you'! C'mon, do it....
All Good Things
02-03-2008, 01:45 PM
^ Oh Ginger, that's so unfair. You know there's no male anywhere on this planet capable of resisting a single thing you request. Not one!
So I completely surrender to the Superpowers of Ginger (Hmmm. Pretty good name for a film).
I'll have my agent book the studio tomorrow. :)
And Stella, my irresistible, stunning, breathtakingly adorable doll, I don't have the charm you possess in such abundance to book a photographer for hours on end by simply smiling at him. My photographer and her team book out months in advance, so I'll have to do something drastic to get on the schedule quickly.
hardkandee
02-03-2008, 01:54 PM
What? No more snash???
I liked the snash.
RoseLeigh
02-03-2008, 01:59 PM
I wanna see too! *waits impatiently* That was a cute story, TOO. I love your stories about the Angel.
cameron_keys
02-03-2008, 03:49 PM
Can you not just snap a quick digital pic and post? Does it HAVE to be a professional shoot? I'd much rather see a candid of you then a posed studio shot!
gingerlee
02-03-2008, 06:33 PM
^ Oh Ginger, that's so unfair. You know there's no male anywhere on this planet capable of resisting a single thing you request. Not one!
So I completely surrender to the Superpowers of Ginger (Hmmm. Pretty good name for a film).
I'll have my agent book the studio tomorrow. :)
I *totally* don't play fair, that way it's easier for me to win. }:D
TigersMilk
02-03-2008, 06:58 PM
I liked the snash.
*soup natzi voice* No snash for you!
mermaidnz
02-03-2008, 08:36 PM
am i the only one who thinks you look a bit like the all american guy? or ken? haha
cant wait to see the pics without the mo!
mermaidnz
02-03-2008, 08:36 PM
oh, and TOO can you please clear out your PMs :)
Lysondra
02-03-2008, 10:56 PM
TOO is totally Ken.
AlexxaHex
02-03-2008, 11:59 PM
I'm also pretty eager to see the new you, and I have to admit that your story is amongst the cutest stories of daddy love I've ever heard or read.
All Good Things
02-04-2008, 04:15 PM
Thank you; that's very sweet.
Here are two of my favorite pics of The Angel of the Century -- Easter, when she was about four....
[Removed. Please PM me if you would like to see them].
blondi553
02-04-2008, 04:48 PM
She is adorable TOO! Now where are the pictures of you?
cameron_keys
02-04-2008, 05:04 PM
Awww...that sweet little face!! You can already see the glint in her eyes...that take-no-prisoners attitude was already forming at 4!! Good for her!! I bet she was an adorable little handful!
All Good Things
02-04-2008, 06:03 PM
She is adorable TOO! Now where are the pictures of you?
At the beginning of this thread.
The pics of me w/o the mustache are coming up.