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vivianbear
08-19-2008, 11:59 PM
OMG. So drunk. In Reno now. Just got some dude to spend $100 & an about 30 mins. teaching me how to play craps! Should I make him gamble with me some more?! This place is pure evil. Totally its own circle of hell.

TheTempest
08-20-2008, 06:14 PM
Not drunk yet... but 3 shots in.

Fuck getting stood up. I need a new date now. Fuck holding the weekend open for my FB.

All Good Things
08-20-2008, 06:26 PM
^ Somebody stood you up?

Fucker, I'll break his white cane and shoot his dog.

(I won't really shoot the dog.)

TheTempest
08-20-2008, 06:39 PM
^ Somebody stood you up?

Fucker, I'll break his white cane and shoot his dog.

(I won't really shoot the dog.)

Aw. Thanks.

He's been e-mailing me all week too! WTH.

-drinks more-

head turner
08-20-2008, 06:42 PM
drun drun drunk drun drunk and should be working.... wtf?


chat chat chat chat cha!!!! come chat!

rubyredlipsss
08-20-2008, 09:05 PM
yeah chat!! i have a date tonight w/ a bottle and sw! wooo!

AudreyLeigh
08-23-2008, 09:33 PM
In 1 mpre sip ill fnish a bottle of moet. yay

Glamgirl
08-25-2008, 10:09 AM
Just about to open a bottle of cava and tuck into my chinese starters of vegetable spring rolls and sweet and sour sauce, chicken satay sticks, honey glazed ribs and im trying sticky king prawns. Mmmm i love feasting on niblets!

Joplin
08-25-2008, 09:45 PM
well i'm npt drunk but, im feeling good on other stuff. I realy have the urg to jack off to L&O SVU...how sick it that

MrChristopher
08-25-2008, 10:25 PM
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I just go to the drunk thread.

That's a t-shirt right there.


I'm getting ganked on wine. I was just meandering the web and sipping but I somehow chugged the last 2 glasses.

loveandluxury
08-27-2008, 06:17 PM
I'm drunk. on cheap merlot. and i'm listening to disco music. i wanna go see some penis pictures.

loveandluxury
08-27-2008, 06:18 PM
omfg.. okay. my drunk ass just made it to the money in an online poker tourney too! hooray! who wants to go on a date with me? i'm paying.

ETA: hers's some random thoughts..
joplin is mother fucking hot and i have a huge girl crush on her but she doesnt knoe it.
my dad looks like a redhead version of jerry springer.
i need to change the cat litter.
i'm horny and cant til my husband gets home from playing golf so we can fuck.
looking at my ass in my avatar kinda makes me horny.. or maybe i was just already horny.
i want to have a national sw meetup and we can all get drunk and have a giant sw orgy.
i cant wait til college footall starts.. hook em horns!
i really want a stella mccartney bag.... and some more merlot.
mmkay.. love you guys.

xdamage
08-27-2008, 06:28 PM
Vodka ... YUM!

loveandluxury
08-27-2008, 06:29 PM
^ Come to mi casa.. I've had a SW crush on you so we should drink vodka together. I just drank the last of my merlot!

xdamage
08-27-2008, 06:34 PM
^ Sweetness! Vodka with twist of Love and Luxury... DOUBLE YUM!

xdamage
08-27-2008, 06:49 PM
Wow... strange (and yes I am drunk but not nuts)... I just looked outside and some guy in a truck is parked in front of my casa, digging through my trashcan. Awfully nice truck for a person needing trash. Maybe he is looking for food??? So I flip the outside light switch... spooked!!! But he just moved two houses up and is now rummaging through someone else's trash.

You decide for me -

A.) Vodka induced delusions?

B.) X, It is a guy in a truck checking out your garbage, really!

rubyredlipsss
08-28-2008, 03:10 AM
Wow... strange (and yes I am drunk but not nuts)... I just looked outside and some guy in a truck is parked in front of my casa, digging through my trashcan. Awfully nice truck for a person needing trash. Maybe he is looking for food??? So I flip the outside light switch... spooked!!! But he just moved two houses up and is now rummaging through someone else's trash.

You decide for me -

A.) Vodka induced delusions?

B.) X, It is a guy in a truck checking out your garbage, really!


he's probably trying to find info to steal someone's identity!!!

xdamage
08-28-2008, 05:25 AM
he's probably trying to find info to steal someone's identity!!!

This did cross my mind. The truck looked brand new.

xdamage
08-28-2008, 07:11 AM
I checked with some of my neighbors today. It looks like this guy has been doing this for a while, on the evening trash goes out, he rummages through it, picks out strange things, and puts them in his truck.

Looks like he is probably mentally ill in some way. Nobody has talked to him. He just moves to the next trash can if interrupted. Looking for? Who knows. Something he obsesses over? Maybe he hears voices telling him? He thinks he has some special purpose?

Still, while I do tear up my trash, but maybe this is a wake up call to be even more careful. Time to buy a paper shredder?

loveandluxury
08-28-2008, 07:13 AM
I'd probably invest in a paper shredder, you can't be too careful. He does sound mentally ill though.. if he was trying to steal somebody's identity, wouldn't he get the crap out of the neighborhood when spooked? Sounds a little weird to me..

xdamage
08-28-2008, 07:48 AM
^^^

I think so too. I rather like not having to live life like a paranoid, thinking my trash just gets picked up every week and goes to the ?safe? landfill ;) But it only takes one to steal an identity.

p.s. Too bad Staples is right next to the Liquor store. I guess this means I will have no choice but to pick up another bottle of Vodka !

lazydaisy
08-28-2008, 08:01 AM
Random thought

Drunken happiness does not bode as well the next morning. It makes me a) sad I had to get my butt up and go to work b) not productive so I spend all my time surfing the net.

Sophia_Starina
08-29-2008, 09:31 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-drunk-kitten.jpg





yep yep yep.....

PaigeDWinter
08-30-2008, 07:26 PM
I almost died tonight. ER people work wonders.

xdamage
08-30-2008, 07:33 PM
I was going to post it is :party: time and then I read this...


I almost died tonight. ER people work wonders.

:eek:

Are you saying you OD'd on alcohol???

I ... hope not but wow... reading some of your other threads, now I am worried. :'(

TheTempest
08-30-2008, 07:46 PM
I almost died tonight. ER people work wonders.

OMG! Are you OK? What happened?

I'm glad you're all right.

austinatalie
08-30-2008, 11:13 PM
Ohhhhhh hello drunk thread. We meet again. Fuck you, labor day weekend. I shoulda worked tonight, there is nothing to do. Boooooorrrrrrreeeeeeedd. So i went and got meself a bottle o wine. Drunk thread, you shall be hearing from me shortly.

i.breathe.in
08-30-2008, 11:22 PM
im drunk. i hate this time of night. men pay to put their arm around me at work but yet ic ant get a guy to spoon me at night and hod me in rer life......

austinatalie
08-30-2008, 11:59 PM
oh hey there drunk thread! nice to see you again! I'm doing even better now than last time! ciao!

austinatalie
08-31-2008, 01:11 AM
damnit drunk thread you are so not entertaining right now. I demand that you entertain me better beofre i go all around the board picking fight.

Dottie Rebel
08-31-2008, 01:21 AM
Fuck you, Nat.

SassyPants
08-31-2008, 01:27 AM
i'm fuckd up. theres a lot of panda bears in my head movies and i can't make them go away,

austinatalie
08-31-2008, 01:36 AM
wahh hottie dottie with a body is mad at me :(






;)

Djoser
08-31-2008, 02:51 AM
Ohhhhhh hello drunk thread. We meet again. Fuck you, labor day weekend. I shoulda worked tonight, there is nothing to do. Boooooorrrrrrreeeeeeedd. So i went and got meself a bottle o wine. Drunk thread, you shall be hearing from me shortly.

Yeah Labor Day weeekend kinda blew here, literally. What with the Hurricane that wasn't 1 1/2 weks ago, and Gustav blowing by just now, it was pretty slow relatively speaking. Tourists get scared off Key West when hurricanes are involved for some reason.

I'm not drunk at all, but thanks to a sudden inner ear problem/severe vertigo attack, I might as well be--except it's no fun at all. Tonight at work I was lurching and staggering around like the most fucked up customer ever, without drinking a drop. If you've never had vertigo, pray you don't get it, it's almost completely debilitating if it's bad. If you move suddenly (especially your head) you get so dizzy sometimes you want to throw up.

Anyway, sorry to be negative but Dottie and Nat started it, lol. I will leave you all to your wine and controlled substances, and stagger off to bed.

glitzy
08-31-2008, 03:54 AM
i learned how to play ayo for yayo on the geetar
+ lollipop on pioano tonight.


yay for dumb stripper insomniac talentzzzzzzzzz

PaigeDWinter
08-31-2008, 10:15 PM
:eek:

Are you saying you OD'd on alcohol???

I ... hope not but wow... reading some of your other threads, now I am worried. :'(



No, I just napped at a friend's and wasn't able to make my body respond to my brain. It's paralysis. I stopped breathing this time, and it lasted for way too long.

Jade Danger
08-31-2008, 10:21 PM
hello again stripper web i have beem watching on you but now i drunk so will say heloo

oulala
08-31-2008, 10:22 PM
<3 drunk thread. I can say something dumb wirthout starting a new thread for it (how often does that happen? starting some retarded thread when someone is drunk....)

I am newly single!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! and OMGs at the same time it sucks. :( but I dumped him so its my fault. Why am I drunk, I seem to be drunk a lot lately. [email protected]!!!???

Dottie Rebel
08-31-2008, 10:54 PM
wahh hottie dottie with a body is mad at me :(






;)

Damn, girl. I was just trying to help you out. See if I ever do you a favor again.

MeanGirl
08-31-2008, 10:57 PM
just got finished entertaining the in laws (who come over th play Rock Band, lol and Im AWESOME 100 percent!! ) Wondeeerwaaaalll! For some reason I have to drink wine whn they come over::) .

MeanGirl
08-31-2008, 11:06 PM
I hate condescending bitches who think they are smarter and better than every one else.

Glamgirl
09-02-2008, 03:28 PM
I need sex :(

Dottie Rebel
09-02-2008, 03:37 PM
omg MEEEEEE TOOOOOO. Tonight is Day 2 of my quest to fuck a strange chick in a bathroom.

Glamgirl
09-02-2008, 04:05 PM
lol i have been craving girl love for weeks!!

xdamage
09-03-2008, 05:10 PM
Tonight's poison... unusual for me... Beer from a local brewery. Not my usual drink but damn, this is good stuff.

oh btw, wtf... chat is empty

Joplin
09-03-2008, 09:36 PM
oh uck yes im drunk!!!

Come check out my BB thered or the Strip clb juncky thread I really wanna know what yall relly think. Seriously evehn austin SWF chick whpo sai my boobs were great and yall were lyijng TELLL ME. I really wanna know. \trust me younwon't hurt my feeling!!

WHOOO HOOO tito, pinapple and xannax = so awesoem ay!!!!!

CherryBomb954
09-04-2008, 06:23 PM
It's the drunk thread!

Well, really just heavily buzzed right now but soon to be drunk after I finish this bottle of Chardonnay

Love that I'm back, missed SW alot. Left fr a whle cause some certain members sucked and now they are gone yayyyyyyy!!!!:genie: my wish came tru

I talked alot of shit about quitting dancing and guess what now I wanna come back

This is starting to soutnd like a stupid poem or something. ttfn will post later

xdamage
09-04-2008, 07:33 PM
I wish I could but all I have is beer and I think the alcohol is defective.

SassyPants
09-05-2008, 10:20 PM
so, sometimes i wish i lactated adult beverages, but alas! i cannot.

At this very moment, although I am far from drunk, I had to pretend for the last couple of hours that I was. Does that give me a right to say "weeeeeee"? *::)

http://www.threebrain.com/dailies2.php?daily=480

Glamgirl
09-08-2008, 11:12 AM
Woooo frozen margheritas+yummy noodles+nip/tuck boxset, god i want dr christian troy sooo bad, if i only i could afford lipo and not be afraid of actually havin it lol