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VegasPrincess
09-08-2008, 06:36 PM
Drinking several glasses of wine here while on SW....my lovely dog that I adopted is suffering some trauma from being lost in the woods I fear....she's having nightmares and crying so I stayed home from the Brewers game to babysit her....I didn't realize she was this bad :( I've dealt with it before with my first dog who is a wonderful angel now...but it took a long time (think a year) to repair all the damage that was done by the people who abused her :( I'm in for the long hall with the new dog too, just forgot how much work it is. God damned animal abusers should burn in hell.

Speaking of I just saw a show about how a couple of that rat bastard Micheal Vick's dogs are now therapy dogs...YAY for the good work of people who rescue them :)

xdamage
09-08-2008, 06:43 PM
...God damned animal abusers should burn in hell....

a-fucking-men.

My cat is a stray who moved himself in, terribly thin, fleas in his little eyes. One day I had him in the front yard, and his former owner was taking a walk, passed by my house and recognized him. He cried out in pain and sunk into my arms when she approached him. I don't know WTF they did to him, but there was no way in hell she was going to get him back. I can't even fathom how people can abuse or neglect a pet. Fuckers.

VegasPrincess
09-08-2008, 07:05 PM
^^^

AMEN is right!! How can people do these things? I personally knew the people who I rescued my dog from...*shudders* they would leave her outside alone literally 24 hours a day, covered in her own crap, starving, she had mange, worms...UGH....honestly one day my big ass Serbian boyfriend marched over to the house and just asserted that we were taking her, and they gave her to us....the sick thing was, I don't think they *meant* to abuse her...they were just that stupid and heartless....disgusting.

MissTeaze
09-08-2008, 07:10 PM
I shall be adding to the drunk thread later this evening!!

I am going to do the wet teeshirt tonight w00t!

MissTeaze
09-08-2008, 10:28 PM
wahooo!!! im so damn drunk lmao i love it! double vodka/7 and sambuca all night w00t!

ellebelle
09-08-2008, 11:47 PM
I got so drunk on Sunday I got into a fight with some random who called me a crazy slut. So I punched him, and my girly fighting ways resulted in me getting knocked out. About this time my boyfriend catchs up and finds me, and sticks me in the car to drive me home so I kick in my own windscreen and break my toe. Then I kicked in my boyfriend's door, thinking he locked me out when the door was open....

So now I have to buy a new door, a new windscreen and my head and toe really hurts. When did I become an angry drunk?!?!?!?! I used to be such a nice happy go lucky drunk. I'm laying off the Jager for the near future.

VegasPrincess
09-08-2008, 11:49 PM
^^^

Damn dude it must be all that deers blood in the jager! Making u ornary and shit :)

ellebelle
09-09-2008, 12:05 AM
Hahaha must be! I was ramming everything! Be it person, windscreen or door.

I feel like a nut job. At least no one I know saw me. Except my bf who knows I'm a little nutty already.

Bunny
09-09-2008, 10:10 PM
Not actually drunk, but on some vicodin for my brokne foot. so fucked up anwyay. whoooo.


I had to take Vicodin for a migraine yesterday. Yuck. I hate migraines and I still feel fucked up the next day. :'( Sorry you broke your foot. That blows.

CherryBomb954
09-10-2008, 12:02 AM
I just shot my beer thorugh my nose reading the "Overheard in the dressing room"thread about girls peeing in tissues

ellebelle
09-10-2008, 02:10 AM
Omg my boyfreind just came home from work, and said "Let's get maggot". I so thought I was banned from alcohol after my Sunday performance. Apparently not.

Mmmm vodka.

CherryBomb954
09-12-2008, 01:49 AM
Happy birthday to me. Yay. Another awesome fucking brthday

Dottie Rebel
09-12-2008, 02:09 AM
^^^^Aw, happy birthday, babe. My birthdays always suck. It's become a tradition. :(

Joplin
09-12-2008, 03:50 AM
Happy B-day!

For some reason I feel hung over but I didn't drink anything last night. I also have a raging UTI, sprained wrist and got woken up by my bf's phone at 4:23 in the morning. This sucks.

TigersMilk
09-13-2008, 12:13 AM
I can contribute yay! I have awesome friends who took me to dinner tonight then gave me booze. I'm so lucky to have people who do me, care for my well being and feed me.

MissTeaze
09-13-2008, 12:31 AM
For those who say happyness can not be found in the bottom of a bottle of booze. Well try multiple types of boozes together cuz it works!!!

I be totally trashed n lovin it!

Ooops did I do a show drunk tonight? No not me! Im innocent *cough*

VegasPrincess
09-13-2008, 11:31 PM
Hmm.. I've had about half a bottle of wine, but perhaps due to the chicken parmasigna and huge mess of angel hair I made for dinner tonight, I can't seem to get drunk....think I may need another glass....HEHEHEHE

MissTeaze
09-13-2008, 11:53 PM
I'm wasted! On ny way jome from work now! I had my first $1500 night ever!

xdamage
09-19-2008, 05:21 PM
Trying to get drunk on beer = FAIL

Chat = FAIL?

Honey71783
09-19-2008, 07:40 PM
I'm having Smirnoff vodka and Pomegranate Crystal Light. And I deserve it!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ellebelle
09-20-2008, 01:45 PM
i think imms gonna vommiitt/ nblah!

desavirsire
09-20-2008, 01:57 PM
I am drinking vodka and sprite. I mean obviously, have you seen my siggy!?!? I always drink vodka!!!

xdamage
09-20-2008, 06:05 PM
Level One Tonight = FAIL (NOT!)

Honey71783
09-20-2008, 07:19 PM
I'm having Smirnoff vodka and Pomegranate Crystal Light. And I deserve it!!!! ;D

So, that drink that I so deserved after-completing-my-presentation-after-fixing-my-entire-computer-with-the-Dell-tech-guy-on-the-phone-for-four-frickin-hours-after-my-computer-crashed-yesterday, well I'm having another one... or two... or three...
My part of the presentation frickin' sucked today!!!!! (I sounded like frickin' Porky Pig "abde-abde-abea-that's all folks!") It's all my team members fault, they changed the presentation at like 6am this morning. I just frickin got the e-mail (at 6pm) after 8 hours of class today, since I neglected to check my e-mail before I left for class at frickin 7am this morning!!!! And, why didn't anyone say, "did you get my dumbass e-mail at the crack of butt fuckin dawn this morning?" TOO FRICKIN LATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!!! I swear, it's a frickin' conspiracy against me. They will be super sorry, now they have to deal with bitchassedness for the next nine months until graduation. }:D

<i see stupid people... they are frickin everywhere... someone help me...> I HATE MY MBA PROGRAM!!! MIAMI HURRICANES SUCK... Somebody remind me why am I doing this crap? /:O

Oh yeah, btw, Go Gators... }:D

Perry
09-20-2008, 11:09 PM
Removed

xdamage
09-21-2008, 06:13 PM
FBR is in chat now, come butter him up... click on CHAT button before he leaves!!!

Luke34
09-27-2008, 09:52 PM
New bar shelf I designed for my home. Tried to get it to look like the bottles are on ice and to blend in with the blue sea side feel. What do you think?

Anyone for a drink?

rozz
09-27-2008, 10:18 PM
^^^^^So...pretty...

Sauske
09-27-2008, 11:11 PM
i jsut ate three ativan. am i in the right thread?

thickienikkie
09-28-2008, 10:13 AM
:curlers: ...................mmmmm....................yellow tail tastes good in the mornin...

gives my protein pancakes a kick :bitelip:

CherryBomb954
11-21-2008, 12:59 AM
DUDE it's Nov. 20th and no ones' posted to the DRUNK THREAD since SEPT.28TH?

Fuck that.

Hello all....having fun here on SW tonight, just me and my Chardonnay. Husband's in bed snoring away....I'm thinking about Phil Collins and Genesis and want to go to YouTube to watch some videos but I should go to bed


aww, fuck it. Let's go over to YouTube.

short skirts
11-21-2008, 03:58 AM
Grey Goose...........yep; Grey Goose in all my travels....always makes me happy!

short skirts
11-21-2008, 04:04 AM
I wish Kyle would make me breakfast..oh.wait...that means more cocktails to him teehee. whateva........

loopylou
01-09-2009, 03:52 PM
He he, don't know what I'm meant ot say now I'm here. I'm drunk. I've stayed in tonight, had a little practice on my X-pole and a few glasses of wine.

I have a new tattoo, it's just a little one on my hip but I think it's cute. It's a butterfly to symbolise woman as a free stprit, and a bit art nouveau which is one of my favourite styles. It's my second.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk7/cdedwards_/Image003-1.jpg

I love SW.

MissMynxx
01-12-2009, 01:13 AM
On my first glass of red wine. This should go fast, ladies!

Glamgirl
01-16-2009, 09:54 AM
Thats it if i dont contribute to this thread tonight i def will on sat after drinkin with my friend ;)

Casey4Now
01-17-2009, 09:31 PM
He he, don't know what I'm meant ot say now I'm here. I'm drunk. I've stayed in tonight, had a little practice on my X-pole and a few glasses of wine.

I have a new tattoo, it's just a little one on my hip but I think it's cute. It's a butterfly to symbolise woman as a free stprit, and a bit art nouveau which is one of my favourite styles. It's my second.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk7/cdedwards_/Image003-1.jpg

I love SW.
Love your new tat!!! Good choice :)

Ruby Ruckus
01-18-2009, 01:27 AM
i'm drunk! started out my evening at a bar with some friends (my boyfriend, my one major exboyfriend, and one long term fwb of mine --- yet somehow it wasn't awkward), then tried to go to a 90s dance party but wasn't let in due to lack of id.

ended up at a friends house, drank too much, smoked too many cigs and watched planet earth, and now i'm wasting time on the comp because my awesome boyfriend is making me a late night drunk snack!

knp001
03-13-2009, 10:58 PM
oh man i've been waiting forever to post to this!!
going to work for first time (well, first time in australia, lulzies!). no worries, not too drunk for work
I just stuck a qtip with hydrogen peroxide up my nose to clean it - now I'm worried, my throat hurts! I DUN WANNA DIE!
i effing lurve australia
i am pooping like 2 times per day here - how weird. i am experiencing a rumble my "land down under" even now!
I LURVE SW!;D

Glamgirl
03-14-2009, 01:22 PM
New bar shelf I designed for my home. Tried to get it to look like the bottles are on ice and to blend in with the blue sea side feel. What do you think?

Anyone for a drink?


You have the greatest view ever!!! Loving the bar!

knp001
03-27-2009, 09:07 AM
a compliment does not pay the bills.
no matter how much I would like to write out a check to the bank for the amount of "you have fantastic tits," I'm pretty sure that shit would bounce.

Glamgirl
03-27-2009, 02:13 PM
I'm drinkin mexican beer and tryin to buld my confidence up wooooo
and i need to wax and shave my pussy

pookie
03-28-2009, 05:06 PM
my bf ... likes his beer.... typical german

Glamgirl
03-28-2009, 05:12 PM
i just fucked my f buddy for the first time woooo

It Girl
04-16-2009, 11:46 PM
er um just drunktexteded my no booty booty call.....ugh i'm note dating a male stripper...im not dating a male stripper....offf to get another heineken and tr to aviod the heiny..er um ass

loopylou
05-24-2009, 05:46 PM
I have just realised why lady boys are ht

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 01:29 AM
I am a little too happy right now. hehehe I love my life.

firemaiden04
04-18-2010, 03:50 AM
I am beyond smashed right now. I can seriously barely see straight. And I just drove home from my FWB's house because his little female friend started pitching a fit that I was sitting on his bed with a G-string, boy-shorts, a bra, and two camis on (not to mention the fact that I'm on my period, and had no intention of sleeping with ANYBODY), with a blanket wrapped around me, ready to go to sleep and cuddle, like we do every week after we're out drinking. She's not his girlfriend. They aren't together. She has no claim to him. Yet I had to sit in his bedroom for half an hour listening to them fighting in the living room about me. Then I ended up in his living room with him for maybe 45 minutes, trying to figure out what the FUCK is going on, because we both decided weeks ago that we're totally single for the entire summer, and neither of us has any intention of having sex in the near future, either with each other or anyone else. So why the fuck is she pitching a little fit. She kept poking her head out of his bedroom door to interject little statements. So I end up driving home, SMASHED (it was only like two miles, but still), make it home (miraculously) without killing myself or hitting anything. And I find she's gone and called me a whore all over facebook. Saying she's going to fucking jump my "whorey ass" from "hickstown USA" (cause I'm from Arkansas, and cause I'm a stripper).

Now, I have a SERIOUS problem with drunk drivers. And liars. And immature bitches. And in one night, I've managed to involve myself in all three. I don't know what the fuck to do, and I'm sick of putting myself in this situation. I vowed years ago that I would NEVER put myself in the other woman situation ever again. And I really love this guy, a LOT. He literally saved my life back when I was like 19. I care about him waaay too much to ever intentionally put him in this kind of situation. I feel guilty for some reason, like I'm responsible for this situation. I truly believe that he's not trying to play us against each other. I just think he feels guilty about hurting this little girl's feelings, and he ends up catering to her every whim rather than be honest and stand up for himself--or me. And I fucking deserve WAAAAY better.

Jesus Christ, I really am drunk. Fucking A.

ScarletKitten
09-20-2014, 05:21 PM
This thread is sooo old....but I came here to say, I wish I was drunk.

Edit: I came back here to say I've used knp001's drunk entry for my sig quote. so, thanks knp001, wherever you are.