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SarahSynn
12-12-2007, 05:36 PM
I'm still recovering from a evening w/ Maker's Mark. Damn, I love whiskey this time of year!
desavirsire
12-12-2007, 05:38 PM
If your recovering have some more!!!! Hair of the dog that bit you... or something like that.
SarahSynn
12-12-2007, 05:39 PM
If your recovering have some more!!!! Hair of the dog that bit you... or something like that.
I like the way you think, I dunno what hairy dogs have to do with it, but I like it nonetheless! :D
desavirsire
12-12-2007, 05:43 PM
Hairy dogs, hairy monkeys :monkeedan somrething like that.
OK i totally admit I made that post just so i could use the monkey smily
SarahSynn
12-12-2007, 05:44 PM
Hairy dogs, hairy monkeys :monkeedan somrething like that.
OK i totally admit I made that post just so i could use the monkey smily
Dude, that monkey made me fucking laugh! ;D
VegasPrincess
12-12-2007, 06:45 PM
This thread is driving me to drink, and all I have in the house is some crappy franzia my friend brought over yesterday....*Don't worry, I'm not above drinking franzia*
michele_b
12-12-2007, 07:11 PM
I'm baaaaaaack ;D
I'm celebrating cause I got a new job. YAY!!!!;D
The night has just started though. I am only on my second Bacardi and Pepsi. No rootbeer :(
xdamage
12-12-2007, 07:23 PM
I'm still recovering from a evening w/ Maker's Mark. Damn, I love whiskey this time of year!
Great stuff, but it leaves me with a hang over :( Very few whiskeys do, but something about that one does every time.
Callyish
12-13-2007, 01:27 AM
im flyyyyyyying !!!!! doc or gace me drugd for pain! biiig needle in bum!
SarahSynn
12-13-2007, 11:13 AM
Great stuff, but it leaves me with a hang over :( Very few whiskeys do, but something about that one does every time.
Me too! It's soooo fucking smooth that I drink waaayyyy to much of this stuff. But, I only drink it during the cold.
PrincessShea
12-14-2007, 11:36 PM
m sdrunk on cherry vodka yay
AudreyLeigh
12-16-2007, 09:02 PM
its going right thru me... gftta go pee.e
StrawberrySwitchblade
12-16-2007, 09:16 PM
I got roaring drunk last night, attempted to beat up Boyfriend's best friend (and almost succeeded), passed out in best friend's apartment, then passed out a second time in front of my apartment door. Go me.
AudreyLeigh
12-16-2007, 09:21 PM
^^^ bad bad girl! hehe... sounds like an eventful nite tho!
StrawberrySwitchblade
12-17-2007, 12:39 PM
Ended bad. Prayers to the porcelain god and whatnot.
Alaska
12-17-2007, 03:46 PM
^oh shitty SS. Sorry hun!
Kaylinn
12-20-2007, 01:52 PM
bumpin this up to the front page cause I'm gonna need it in a few hours. YAY for Christmas Parties!!!!
Sophia_Starina
12-20-2007, 05:35 PM
Oh lordy. I was a wreck on Tuesday. Damn that holiday spirit!
StrawberrySwitchblade
12-20-2007, 06:10 PM
I love holiday 'spirits' though! ;)
michele_b
12-21-2007, 04:37 PM
Alcohol is a great temporary cure for the flu. ;D
twisterinAZ
12-25-2007, 03:26 PM
Hey...I'm BOOZie the clown. Got boozed last nite and now that my hangover has passed, boozing again. Sweet
twisterinAZ
12-25-2007, 03:30 PM
Tis the season.....
Djoser
12-25-2007, 03:32 PM
Haha, I am finally waking up now. I got fairly drunk last night at the Eurotrash party. Black Russians. Well there may have been a few Russians there, mostly Czech I think, but there were no black Russians--I was drinking them.
Got back to the house with enough of a buzz that I went on eBay and bought a two-handed Scottish Claymore broadsword, because I've always wanted one, lol!
OdysseusNJ
12-26-2007, 05:28 PM
Haha, I am finally waking up now. I got fairly drunk last night at the Eurotrash party. Black Russians. Well there may have been a few Russians there, mostly Czech I think, but there were no black Russians--I was drinking them.
Got back to the house with enough of a buzz that I went on eBay and bought a two-handed Scottish Claymore broadsword, because I've always wanted one, lol!
I have the feeling you'll make some SW girls really happy if you post pics of yourself with a broadsword.
And I guess you're not a dairy in your drinks kind of guy?
PrettyCurlieQ
12-27-2007, 01:24 PM
Did I just get tipsy on a single glass of wine? I think I'm gonna crack open a bud light and get in the shower. Then another beer while I get ready for work.This is gonna be an experiment on how well alcohol helps me prepare for work.:)
desavirsire
12-27-2007, 01:28 PM
Is it weird that I get really excited when I see the drunk thread at the top of the screen?
Good luck with your experiment PCQ. I have always found that alcohol + getting ready for work = procrastination.
PrettyCurlieQ
12-27-2007, 01:33 PM
^Well since I haven't even gotten to the shower yet, I'm seeing that as a definite outcome for my experiment. lol
I was just thinking I could put on some music and jam. When I used to have a social life, that's how I got ready to go out. Shower, then drink beer while I straighten my hair and do my makeup. No hard liquor til I'm done getting ready cuz I get drunk and it never happens. lol
cameron_keys
12-27-2007, 01:34 PM
Good luck with your experiment PCQ. I have always found that alcohol + getting ready for work = procrastination.
Me too. I could never drink before I actually got to work. I'd be WAY to tempted to stay home(and usually I'm tempted as is...so I dont need to up that temptation any more)
PrettyCurlieQ
12-27-2007, 01:35 PM
I haven't been to work since thursday i think. i need money
Taylorlila
12-28-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm pretty suficiently buzzed off of my christmas wine. Bully hill love me goat is delciooys. and its pretty cheep. Anmd it really is as light challenge to type when drunk. haha. I coulgndt find the plug to plug in the compute and I panickded.
it would probebly be easier to type if I moved the bowl and lighter from directly in front of the keyboard.
thats bettere.
PaigeDWinter
12-29-2007, 11:24 PM
So I was at work and some guys called me obese. Not chunky. Not thick. Not fat. Obese. I aint eatin no more.
All Good Things
12-29-2007, 11:57 PM
^ It's just what spineless fucktards with microscopic penii do when faced with an ass so close to heavenly perfection that they know they will never, ever, not in a million years ever get close enough to it in this or any other pathetic excuse of a life of theirs without being ignored, dismissed, slapped, arrested, beaten senseless or laughed out of existence.
It's their forlorn, miserable cry for help and nobody is listening.
Casey4Now
12-30-2007, 12:17 AM
So I was at work and some guys called me obese. Not chunky. Not thick. Not fat. Obese. I aint eatin no more.
Size 5s;D In there dreams! and mine too}:D
OdysseusNJ
12-30-2007, 01:05 AM
So I was at work and some guys called me obese. Not chunky. Not thick. Not fat. Obese. I aint eatin no more.
That's insane, please don't listen to that!
Agreed their penises are probably small, but FYI everyone "penii" is not correct Latin. It's sad that this is all I get out of five years of studying that language.
Anyway the point is their penises are small and you are hot. TOO nailed that.
Also I am drunk. This is the drunk thread!
cameron_keys
12-30-2007, 12:20 PM
So I was at work and some guys called me obese. Not chunky. Not thick. Not fat. Obese. I aint eatin no more.
What the fuck ever. You know better then to listen to the drunken ramblings of douchbags who insult prettty girls because they know they have no chance with you.
All Good Things
12-30-2007, 03:49 PM
Agreed their penises are probably small, but FYI everyone "penii" is not correct Latin.
"Penii" is a SW joke term, of course. Anyway, if I were to write the incorrect Latin, it would be "peni." :)
The problem with "penes," the correct Latin plural, is that nobody except biologists and doctors (and linguists) know what it is. Or those who took five years of Latin, I suppose. :D
AudreyLeigh
12-30-2007, 05:38 PM
damn TOO ha take the fin outts everything
im drunk and playin POKERSTARS and its fun
AudreyLeigh
12-30-2007, 05:42 PM
i wanna go frind some cock for money
needtodance
12-31-2007, 01:19 AM
fuck i wanna get laid. but htis is probably my only post on the drunk thread. Is my spelling that bad?
OdysseusNJ
12-31-2007, 12:29 PM
fuck i wanna get laid. but htis is probably my only post on the drunk thread. Is my spelling that bad?
It was quite amusingly slightly off... I apologize for spelling everything correctly when I posted drunk the other night above. That wasn't very amusing of me. I must have been going very slowly to get it right b/c I was certainly quite inebriated.
Budai
12-31-2007, 12:33 PM
The problem with "penes," the correct Latin plural, is that nobody except biologists and doctors (and linguists) know what it is. Or those who took five years of Latin, I suppose. :D
Perhaps they've confused it with another type of noodle, "penne"...;)
Budai
12-31-2007, 12:37 PM
I slept for more than 6 hours for the first time in months without smoking myself to sleep. It was nice.
Nicotine or marijuana?
TigersMilk
12-31-2007, 12:40 PM
I put that in the wrong thread. Cigs don't make me sleep. hehehe
Budai
12-31-2007, 12:45 PM
I put that in the wrong thread. Cigs don't make me sleep. hehehe
Maybe it's time for you to found "The Faded Thread"...;D
paintgoddess
12-31-2007, 08:46 PM
Am I the only drunk mother f*cker on this site tonight? POST you bitches, POST!!
We (bf and I) just went to the gaybor's (gay neighbors) for an open house and I drank someone's small bottle of Southern Comfort with Pepsi. When it got low, I just started pouring less and less of it while still fully intending to drain the mother fucker solely into MY stomach. He said he couldn't drive with it once it was open anyway and told me to help myself. Then he gave me accusatory looks across the sea of gay men who showed up for the party. Oh... so I'm the only one who drank your shit? . Stupid man. I drank your shit and I can't even remember your name. Whatever. You drove drunk all the way home anyway. Woo! Go enjoy your disco party.
Now the captain and I are having a nice evening. I'm tonguing the shot glass while waiting for my lesbians to show up. PEOPLE STOP DRIVING DRUNK!!!! They'd already be here by now for NEw Years, but they don't want to leave the house because of drunk fuckers on the road!
Drink and POST. Don't drink and drive.
WOOOOO!!!!
Sophia_Starina
12-31-2007, 09:54 PM
hicup.....
Darcy Foxx
01-01-2008, 10:34 AM
img not drnk bit high on slepgin pills. cant ejven see. porbaly pass out soon. hahaha fuck i udno what it even was, traded it fgor some ativan with a workmate.
TigersMilk
01-01-2008, 06:15 PM
Got home like at 5am...so hung over. Been napping on and off in the dark until now.
michele_b
01-15-2008, 09:13 PM
II'm Druk ;D
OdysseusNJ
01-17-2008, 07:47 PM
My tolerance is such crap
margaritas in chat everyone it's a mod orgy