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AmazingKat
02-13-2008, 04:44 AM
^^^ Ditto. Half a bottle of wine and I become a raging lesbian. The girls around here are not attractive though....well to me.

Can we get a Brendita look a like in Los Angeles? I don't know who I'm asking but .....

AmazingKat
02-13-2008, 05:10 AM
Its after 4am? Where did the last 4 hours go?

Oh wait, i'm in the drunk thread...


ta da

Brendita
02-13-2008, 09:41 AM
Aww thanks Kat. :)
I am hung the fucker over now. Is there a thread for that?

michele_b
02-13-2008, 05:36 PM
^^^^^^That's a good idea. I am drink some wine. I am new to wine, it is good. I only have a couple of hours until bf gets home and I have to hide it so I don't get cauhgt drinking.

desavirsire
02-13-2008, 06:33 PM
Aww thanks Kat. :)
I am hung the fucker over now. Is there a thread for that?

No there is no thread for that but there is a solution! Drink more! I'm starting on my first glass of vodka.

Damn do I sound like a raging alcoholic or what?

AudreyLeigh
02-13-2008, 09:13 PM
<---- vodka and cran in hand....

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 09:14 PM
^^^^^^That's a good idea. I am drink some wine. I am new to wine, it is good. I only have a couple of hours until bf gets home and I have to hide it so I don't get cauhgt drinking.

Hide?!?! Wait why can't you guys just have drunken sex??

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 09:16 PM
Aww thanks Kat. :)
I am hung the fucker over now. Is there a thread for that?

Aww poor Bren but I hope it was worth it! Whee yay drunk SW benders!

Brendita
02-13-2008, 10:00 PM
Aww poor Bren but I hope it was worth it! Whee yay drunk SW benders!

No way you quoted me! i am so flattered!
YES and you need to get in chat!

OdysseusNJ
02-13-2008, 10:59 PM
No way you quoted me! i am so flattered!
YES and you need to get in chat!

I can think of nothing more appropriate for my sig...

Sorry but I'm actually getting chores done tonight. Well that and oogling my car. But anyway the point is I can't get sidetracked now. There will be more drunken chat soon enough though I'm sure.

MissAlethea
02-14-2008, 04:17 AM
fuck. I have the hiccups. Craps. I HATE thew hiccups. ow. they hurt. I hate weighin 100 lbs. it's too easy to drink a substantial % of my body weightg in alcohol. Cursed hiccups. Ow.

Alaska
02-14-2008, 04:38 AM
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

and i jusst clicked oin a link showing a girl g ivkng ronald mcdmald a blow job


and you can put that inbold

pookie
02-14-2008, 02:46 PM
Guess What!!!!!?!!!!!

I'll give you arlll just one guess!

red red red
02-14-2008, 08:42 PM
I just drank a whole bottle of wine to myself and I am not drunk enough, and this makes me want to kick something.

xdamage
02-14-2008, 09:51 PM
My drink is broken... not drunk.

SundayMorning
02-14-2008, 09:59 PM
Unbreak my driiiiiiink....say you'll drink it agaaaaaaaaain....undo this hurt that you caused when you walked out of my bottle and down my throooooat....:sing:

It sounded funnier in here (Sunday's head) <-----

Woooooooooo go Dallas! Or Phoenix! Whoever! A lose is a lose is a win for the Spurs! Lunar can SUCK IT because we're going to bring it and ain't none of them BLAZERS can say shit! Shit...

sun child
02-14-2008, 10:03 PM
Some of us Portland girls like some of the Blazers (wink wink). But I am a Spurs fan. I wanna fuck Manu.

SundayMorning
02-14-2008, 10:09 PM
........

AudreyLeigh
02-14-2008, 10:37 PM
ima sad depressed drunk tonite. this is not fun

sun child
02-14-2008, 11:25 PM
Audrey I am too. :( I feel so bad. Still thinking about the guy that blew me off. God.

xdamage
02-18-2008, 03:48 PM
/bump (we wouldn't want this very important thread to get lost behind "Next" page hyperlinks).

p.s., I am not drunk, YET, but I am working on it ;)

xdamage
02-18-2008, 04:59 PM
sweet... this bottle of vokda is da shit

New Orleans Absolut - YUM

Alaska
02-18-2008, 10:11 PM
I wanna get drunk 2nite, anyone else comin with me?

Sophia_Starina
02-21-2008, 09:56 PM
huh waht?

Sophia_Starina
02-21-2008, 10:03 PM
I think you're gonna need a bigger boat...

Sophia_Starina
02-21-2008, 10:56 PM
i thought thursday was the new friday.... psshhhhhh

lestat1
02-22-2008, 01:48 AM
Ahhh beer, my dear sweet crutch. How are you beer? You seem foamier tonight than usual. Is my fridge too warm to your liking? Wouldst that thou were my love and I could drink of your splendor. Mmm...beer.

michele_b
02-23-2008, 05:06 PM
I''m bck drunbk thhread ;D

desavirsire
03-02-2008, 12:21 AM
Yasy cameron came into my club tonight ang got me drunk, well I got me drunk but I wuv cameron. Yay vocka!

Chrissy68
03-02-2008, 12:31 AM
Woot. 6 beerz down

desavirsire
03-02-2008, 12:35 AM
wopws the spelling sucks in this therad...

Chrissy68
03-02-2008, 01:30 AM
wow. home now and wondering... was it really worth the 17 buck cab ride each way? i think not.

sun child
03-02-2008, 02:12 AM
"These tacos are so cheap and good. I can't believe you don't want any. Wanna bite?" says my friend Ben, after our late-night run to Jack in the Box. Yeah, I'm in the drunk thread. I'm pretty drunk, but not drunk enough for fast food.

Lysondra
03-02-2008, 08:09 AM
Do you know how hard this thead is to FIND when you're drunk?

I know, I tried it once.

xdamage
03-02-2008, 05:59 PM
Hmmm... getting drunk could be fun. Let me think about it over a glass of Absolut 100.

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 06:46 PM
Go for it XD!

xdamage
03-02-2008, 07:11 PM
I'm trying but so far this vodka is weak or something. Barely a light buzz. wtf?

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 07:15 PM
^^^Thank god for my small tolerance whee and Odysseus takes the lead

i can't remembver how to get to chat i need to search for my own posts durrr

xdamage
03-04-2008, 05:04 PM
I have cause to revive this thread tonight. I've invited my buddy Jimmy Beam to hang out with me tonight.

Sophia_Starina
03-04-2008, 05:30 PM
I'll be here after crazy-ass drunk Karaoke!

Sophia_Starina
03-04-2008, 11:45 PM
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sophia_Starina
03-04-2008, 11:59 PM
I highly recommend Karaoke.

Sophia_Starina
03-05-2008, 12:22 AM
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/d/3/cd310431f6fed363762739f781baa61c.jpg

OdysseusNJ
03-05-2008, 01:04 PM
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/d/3/cd310431f6fed363762739f781baa61c.jpg

Hahah nerd! Shouldn't you be saying it in French?

xdamage
03-06-2008, 04:30 PM
One more try to get properly drunk tonight. I keep failing to get properly smashed.

Lunarobverse
03-06-2008, 09:01 PM
Ha, ha, xdamage! Drinkin'! Ur doin' it wrong!

I'm in Seattle at a place called the Triple Door (there really are three!) waiting for Harvey Danger to take the stage.

I've had: pommetini, a cracked coconut 'tini, and an espresso 'tini. My friend only had the first two. We're so giggly!

buffie06
03-07-2008, 03:14 AM
its here my first time to do it. i mixed crystal light lemonade and grey goose and i think im buzzed, do i dare have another? I twas good but now im thinkging about wanting to habe a baby! I wabt to be pregnant o bad :(. Oh well its not my time. Now i think i will have a ntoher lemonade,i feel so fancy!!

buffie06
03-07-2008, 03:55 AM
i did ut i had another lemonade and now im horny, why does vodka make me horny? is that normal? and im even watching roseanne, an emotinal episonde and it made me cry alil while i was hory.

xdamage
03-07-2008, 06:46 AM
Ha, ha, xdamage! Drinkin'! Ur doin' it wrong!

I partially succeeded last night. It turns out the trick is to drink much more faster! I is smart. ;)

pookie
03-08-2008, 02:14 PM
im buzzed.maybe its progressing-

butt secks anyone?