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Lunarobverse
04-18-2008, 08:44 PM
Whew, I made it. This thread is hard to find in the dark.
W000t! My favorite bartender is here. And she's giving me booze! I have to pay for it. So far. But, still.
Start the clock, I'm drinking. Sapphire & tonic. Mm mmmmmmmm.
Lunarobverse
04-18-2008, 09:01 PM
one down. Should I stick with gin?
Also, SOAD RULES. That is all.
SundayMorning
04-18-2008, 09:33 PM
Fuck yeah they do! That was my drunk music of choice yesterday. Albeit my very girly drink drunk.
Lunarobverse
04-18-2008, 09:45 PM
Two drinks and I'm drunk. Buzzed. Flyin'. That's sad. My functional drunk ancestors are cursing me from the Great Beyond. The dead ones, anyway.
Lunarobverse
04-18-2008, 10:57 PM
I slowed it down with some water. Gonna have one more. And prolly a private dance. And my bartender has a migraine. Poor thing. I'd bet I could fix that for her...
CherryonTop
04-19-2008, 03:09 AM
I'm joining the drunk thread. I'm heading that way. On lindauer. I love cheap bubbles.
Weeee!
and my crush is sitting across from me. *squirm*
RebeccaSolidarity
04-19-2008, 03:31 AM
i has had many rums! and many jaegers!
ands a very scndalous lap dance from a friend!
(there was bewbie grabbin under my shirt ... normally it would make me awkward and run away ... but tonight ... it was rad ... and unexpected)
yep.
CherryonTop
04-19-2008, 03:36 AM
scandalous lapdancing when wanted it awesome...
i want a lapdance from a sexy girl now...
*sigh*
drrunk1!
xdamage
04-21-2008, 05:49 PM
/bump
thefrog
04-21-2008, 06:09 PM
:wave: lets have one :drink: or two. my ride is here and im off to the club.
of course i have all ready had one or two.. ok three 8)
MrChristopher
04-21-2008, 07:50 PM
I only have enough wine for 2 glasses. This makes me sad.
I have some vodka in the freezer. Oooh, I haven an unopened bottle of CaboWabo Reposado here too. Sitting around the house by myself while the kidlets are asleep and doing tequila shots seems a bit much though. Like a cry for help or something.
TheTempest
04-21-2008, 08:11 PM
^Make a mixed drink with the vodka - not as desperate as opening a bottle of tequila for shots.
I have no alcohol. Well, actually, I have a SIP of whiskey. Bah I say!
twisterinAZ
04-21-2008, 08:32 PM
HEY !!!!
I'm drunk ... that's a surprise.:D lol
ajbaer
04-22-2008, 07:02 PM
riesling, flipz, comforter lush bubbles with floating island, soft coer, cupcake mask, honey I ____ the kids
I can't remember the _____ part.
I tried it didn't work.
I'm going to get laid now
ajbaer
04-22-2008, 07:03 PM
the dobermans are taking over..i am squashed
High_Heel_Lover
04-22-2008, 08:24 PM
HOw doe sthis work cause I'm drunk and no way in hell am I reading this entire thread!
High_Heel_Lover
04-22-2008, 08:36 PM
No one wants to take advantage of me? WELL!
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 08:38 PM
-spies on HHL... is sober though... searches for booze-
High_Heel_Lover
04-22-2008, 08:39 PM
I've had som evodka and oh my I'm feeling happy!!!!
TheTempest
04-22-2008, 08:47 PM
SWEET ASS! Dad has wine... YOINKED!
ajbaer
04-22-2008, 08:56 PM
I'll take advanaage of you HLL, cum to maryland.
ajbaer
04-22-2008, 08:56 PM
errr.....come
High_Heel_Lover
04-22-2008, 08:57 PM
Sorry hubby already did lol
ajbaer
04-22-2008, 08:58 PM
mine too..doesnt mean we cant have 2nds
ajbaer
04-22-2008, 08:59 PM
like dessert after the main course
High_Heel_Lover
04-23-2008, 05:33 AM
hahaha aww now I'm sober but it's still awesome, well not really now I have a head ache, need coffee.
OdysseusNJ
04-27-2008, 06:04 PM
Drunk thread? Oh yeahs. bump. dfor really bump as I am getting drukn
hardkandee
04-27-2008, 08:20 PM
Do I start drinking now, before starting homework or do I wait like a responsible person?
Drinking alone is depressing.
TheTempest
04-27-2008, 08:42 PM
Do I start drinking now, before starting homework or do I wait like a responsible person?
Drinking alone is depressing.
Yeah drinking alone is depressing... until you get tipsy. And then go to chat. It's like not being alone.
Homework is annnnnoying.
Joplin
04-27-2008, 08:56 PM
I wanna drink so bad but I have to study.....le sigh....
High_Heel_Lover
04-27-2008, 09:02 PM
I'm drun k again!!!!!!!!!!!!
High_Heel_Lover
04-27-2008, 09:03 PM
Watermelon Vodka is delicious!!!
hardkandee
04-27-2008, 09:08 PM
Yeah drinking alone is depressing... until you get tipsy. And then go to chat. It's like not being alone.
Homework is annnnnoying.
No kidding.
But it is better with a glass of wine! (And then probably something else too... vodka?)
High_Heel_Lover
04-27-2008, 09:13 PM
Lets go streakinggggggggggggggggggggg
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, oh hell no it got cold outside.
TheTempest
04-27-2008, 09:14 PM
CIDER! Brandied cider!
Actually no.. that shit is nasty.
I want whiskey.
High_Heel_Lover
04-27-2008, 09:14 PM
:searches for whiskey:
damn don't have any.
High_Heel_Lover
04-27-2008, 09:20 PM
How drunk is too drunk?
TheTempest
04-27-2008, 09:29 PM
Too drunk is puking in the toilet... blacking out... etc.
High_Heel_Lover
04-27-2008, 09:33 PM
Ok I'm not there, I have the hiccups! lol
And this cat won't stop meowing!
TheTempest
04-27-2008, 09:41 PM
Drink some water!!
And... um... I don't know what to do about the cat.
short skirts
04-28-2008, 12:21 AM
I'm not drunk, just happy.....................TEQUILA......da duh da duh da dada duh duh
teehee
High_Heel_Lover
04-28-2008, 06:49 AM
I really have to come earlier in to this thread cause by the time I get in here I am really drunk and I am no fun!
Oh I laughed the hiccups away cause I kept thinking in Toons where the drunk character had the hiccups and said "that never happens!" and bam! I get them lol
Oh and the cat is the one eyed kitty and she wanted out but I can't so I just put her in the living room and I went to bed, she leaves tomorrow.
loveandluxury
05-01-2008, 05:41 PM
Fuck yeah. I found it.. the drunk thread.
For the record I am on my last glass of an entire bottle of Moscato and it's only 7:30. I hjust had my last class today and I graduate next caturday(lolcatz speak). I'm about to wath "the office" and i will report back when it's over.. i think cherrybomb is coming in and uh.. i remember lysondra likes moscato so the last 3/4 glass is dedicated to her. mmkay? see you guys in a few.
hardkandee
05-02-2008, 08:07 PM
I'm halfway into a bottle of Bitch wine - thank you Austraila.
I'm fuckd up and really like the wine. I want to finish it but I think I'm going to fall asleep. And I really want to read the rest of my Augusten Burroughs book, but I don't know if I can stay awake. There's ssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo much homework to do tomorrow I want to enjoy the book while I can.
I ramble like CRAZY when I"m drunk. My boyfriend just had to listen to an 15 minutes of me blabbing about;
how I won all the extra credits in the class for decoding the most binary messages (ha, little freshman bitchez, I noz binary)
that we're invited to a cinco de mayo party, but there are no mexicans
how a friend of a friend was traumatized as a little boy because there was no candy in his pinata as a kid
i'm totally fucked at work (for various reasons)
that the person who lived here before us was certifiably nucking futs
among other things.
TheTempest
05-02-2008, 08:30 PM
Jameson and diet root beer is the SHIT. You can't even taste the whiskey!!
hardkandee
05-02-2008, 08:32 PM
Ew! Root beer!
lol
I'm not a sarsaparilla girl.
TheTempest
05-02-2008, 08:43 PM
Ummm it tastes good?
hardkandee
05-02-2008, 09:09 PM
No, I believe you.
:D
I'll probably try it after I get some whiskey!
TigersMilk
05-03-2008, 01:09 AM
I came home to drink. Praise drunk thread. Stupid night at the house-of-whacks. Everyone was cheap or wanted to date me.
I had a pimp try to date me after he told me all about his ho's and his prison stay. He wanted to fuck my booty. Then he tried to give me fried catfish and greens with cornbread. Wtf yo? I'm allergic to fish.
I knew after that it was time to go home.
Bellona
05-03-2008, 01:22 AM
I wish someone would offer me fried catfish with cornbread..yummm