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TigersMilk
05-03-2008, 01:24 AM
*gives to you* The pimp made it for me. He was a chef as well. Well he told me he stopped pimping ciz pimping is hard. jk he had a daughter so he stopped. What a weird night.

Bellona
05-03-2008, 01:44 AM
Lol..that is a very weird nite..at least it sounded entertaining.

Glamgirl
05-03-2008, 07:21 AM
lol im so going to join this thread later when i get back from boozin with a friend!

CherryBomb954
05-05-2008, 04:21 AM
I am drunk and don't feel so good. I feel gross....
*runs to the bathroom to puke...........*

vivianbear
05-19-2008, 02:44 AM
I'm sitting around in a hotel with hubby watching bad kids' tv. He's drinking his fruity wine coolers and I've god my can of Guninness. Yay! Jack and Ginger's on the menu later!
While I sit and drink I wonder:
What side of the world are you on?
What time is it there?
What are you drinking tonight?

Saude!;D

echomadison
05-19-2008, 03:53 AM
Well just reading this thread from earlier and the past drunken posts gave me the urge to get a cocktail MYSELF!!! So I did, and now everyone is all tucked away into their own personal booze induced coma's! *jealous*
So I shall take this time to answer the above stated questions...

What side of the world are you on?
Well I suppose that would depend on your viewing of this "said world"...I would say to the left of the world and smack dab in the middle of the U.S.


What time is it there?
Oh my its 5:51am...BAD ME!!

What are you drinking tonight?
I am consuming a bit of Crowne royal with cherry 7-up

CHEERS to all!!

vivianbear
05-19-2008, 04:06 AM
^^^
you ran away in chat! come back!!!

short skirts
05-19-2008, 04:57 AM
Wow am I the only drunk left over from last night?


It wouldn't be the first time.

vivianbear
05-19-2008, 05:25 AM
*still sipping on my jack & ginger*

I'm not tired and adult swim isn't even on yet..
what time is it for you?

hardkandee
05-19-2008, 10:08 PM
Ahahahahhahahahhhahahhaha.... I've had two glasses of Big Cock wine and I'm the happiest drunk EVAR.



I can't stop laughing. LOL
I posted blowup doll HK pic - hahehehehe.

hardkandee
05-19-2008, 10:09 PM
And the bf is laughing because I just walked into the wall.

*Must pretend to not be tipsy*

hardkandee
05-19-2008, 10:16 PM
I iz on drunken rampage.


Halp.

Darcy Foxx
05-23-2008, 12:36 PM
gusy im fucking watstef

BrunetteGoddess
05-23-2008, 04:09 PM
^^LOL, starting now with a Corona and Lime.....

MojoJojo
05-23-2008, 08:55 PM
Beck's!

goldengrl69
05-23-2008, 09:34 PM
Sippin on a berry wine cooler.......blah. Might get to use the Magnum on the new boy toy.

MojoJojo
05-23-2008, 09:41 PM
Might get to use the Magnum on the new boy toy.


....that's either really hot....or really scary....not sure which

Darcy Foxx
05-24-2008, 05:57 AM
Mmm, I'm drinking Smirnoff Black. So fucking hungover but trying to get in the mood to party again tonight.

echomadison
05-28-2008, 12:58 AM
Drunk eh??

echomadison
05-28-2008, 01:00 AM
Ahahahahhahahahhhahahhaha.... I've had two glasses of Big Cock wine and I'm the happiest drunk EVAR.



I can't stop laughing. LOL
I posted blowup doll HK pic - hahehehehe.

Is "big cock" wine any relation to "hard cock" wine? Because I have had that and I LOVE IT!!!!...

SRSLY...NO PUN INTENDED!

Corey
05-31-2008, 11:55 PM
Dont ever let a close dancer friend set you up w/ a guy that she has been plationic friends with for years.

She pushed it on him, and talked me up and he fell for me. We became long distance lovers. But from the very first time after our first kiss, she told him I sucked her other guy friend off and the more he fell for me. the more shit she told him to get away from me.

Ineve sucked the other hairly guy off!!!!!!

VegasPrincess
06-01-2008, 01:18 AM
^^^

That is hella lame! What a jealous ho! Why would she even set you up with him if she would act like that?

I had a couple glasses of wine at work, then went to this crazy bar by my house that's really fun... my friends and I all made plans to catch the train to Chicago at 9:30 tommorrow... which is *gasp* six hours and 12 minutes from now. I R off to sleep. As soon as I finish my smokey treat.

Corey
06-01-2008, 03:35 PM
^^^

That is hella lame! What a jealous ho! Why would she even set you up with him if she would act like that?

I had a couple glasses of wine at work, then went to this crazy bar by my house that's really fun... my friends and I all made plans to catch the train to Chicago at 9:30 tommorrow... which is *gasp* six hours and 12 minutes from now. I R off to sleep. As soon as I finish my smokey treat.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Thanks for the understanding words.

Yeah, my drunk last night was on sake and Sapporo. Compai! (sp?)

AmazingKat
06-01-2008, 10:49 PM
Why Hello Drunk Thread,

Its certainly been a while.

Note to self: Strawberry juice from Trader Joes hides the vodka flavor much, much ebtter than cranberry with a splash of line.

I underestimated you

StrawberrySwitchblade
06-02-2008, 09:23 PM
A whole bottle of White Zin does crazy things to you.

MrChristopher
06-02-2008, 09:34 PM
^White merlot is even more amusing. I would be able to tell you all about it, but MrsC was running errands before work and ran late so she didn't stop and get me some. Oh well. There's always tomorrow.

StrawberrySwitchblade
06-02-2008, 09:45 PM
I'm drunk and am waxing philisophical via text messages to my friend. I'm surei t will be comical in the morning, but the best and worst come out in me when I'm drunk off wine. Strong tanins make me into quite the romantic philosopher, though. Good think i picked the zin instead of the cabernet.

StrawberrySwitchblade
06-02-2008, 10:06 PM
If a certain man wer arund right now id jump his bones.

CherryBomb954
06-02-2008, 11:43 PM
Well, me and my husband made the move out of our much hated apartment to our friend's house over the weekend. So far so good, all I can say is this man has one SERIOUS liquor cabinet that he shares with us very willingly. We have been told to "replenish when we can"

In the cabinet:
2 handles of Smirnoff regular
1 bottle Smirnoff black cherry
2 bottles Smirnoff lime
1 handle "Canadian club" whiskey
1 bottle Bacardi
1 bottle DiSaranno
1 bottle "Skyy 90"
A variety of fantastic mixers as well....cases of coke, diet coke, seltzer, juices from evey walk of life...

A keg-erator of Bud Light

In the fridge: A case of Corona light and a case of Bud Light

Also, a wine collection that is just....well....scary big.
Anywhere from 20-30 bottles of premium red wine, around 10 or so white wine and 7 bottles of extra-super fancy reserve

Welcome to the dark side.
:faint: :drink: :drunk::sleep:

BabyGirlKylie
06-03-2008, 03:10 AM
Ok, first post in the drunk thread.
Hi!
Just in case anyone was wondering....if champange and tequila ever sounds like a good idea....trust me ladies, it is not.

PS It took me ten minutes to type and proofread this.
PPS CherryBomb945, I am coming over ;)

ellebelle
06-03-2008, 05:09 AM
Grey Goose is not my friend. Xanax and Vodka shouldn't live together. I can't remember 10 hours of last night.

Lesson learned: If someone is throwing up don't feed them red gateraid. It stains. Just give them water.

VegasPrincess
06-03-2008, 12:37 PM
Ok, first post in the drunk thread.
Hi!
Just in case anyone was wondering....if champange and tequila ever sounds like a good idea....trust me ladies, it is not.

PS It took me ten minutes to type and proofread this.
PPS CherryBomb945, I am coming over ;)


Oh girl I feel you! A couple weeks ago at work I had probably damn near a bottle of champagne, and two shots of tequila....Yeah... the morning after was not so pleasant

rozz
06-03-2008, 06:34 PM
CReammmy creamy creamm soda are nummy nums. Vodka ia gooood.

Bella21
06-03-2008, 06:41 PM
Cherry.... Smirnoff? That stuff is like lighter fluid! Agh, and hangovers from hell!

I has me a dirty martini... Belvedere vodka, olive juice, and tomolives. My bf made me feel guilty when he was like, "By yourself?". Gah, like everything else I've been doing this week with this damned chin strap!

xdamage
06-03-2008, 06:57 PM
Vodka is good. On this we all agree.

MrChristopher
06-03-2008, 07:31 PM
Vodka is good, yes. However, wine is a much snugglier mistress. I've got a date with her in a few minutes. We're gonna hang out and rip cd's and play Warcraft, and wine will be just fine with that.

TheTempest
06-03-2008, 08:10 PM
Vodka is good. On this we all agree.

I disagree. Vodka makes me verrrrry unhappy the next morning.

PaigeDWinter
06-03-2008, 08:15 PM
I has sunbrn ow.

CherryBomb954
06-04-2008, 01:45 AM
Cherry.... Smirnoff? That stuff is like lighter fluid! Agh, and hangovers from hell!

I has me a dirty martini... Belvedere vodka, olive juice, and tomolives. My bf made me feel guilty when he was like, "By yourself?". Gah, like everything else I've been doing this week with this damned chin strap!


Haha! Well, in a perfect world, it would all be Belvedere or Grey Goose but hey, we're some broke mofo's over here.
A handle of Smirnoff at the local Wal-Mart is only around 20 bucks and a regular bottle goes on sale at Basha's (a local AZ grocery dive) for $9.99 like every other week.

We basically will be splitting the cost of the liquor cabinet between 4 people.....do the math...economy friendly drunkedness!

ajbaer
06-04-2008, 07:13 PM
Dryunk on vodka and cryatl light. Blowd the man during 2nd period of game 5 stanley cup. Will drunk more, will report.

lestat1
06-04-2008, 07:14 PM
^^^ No way! Someone else mixes drinks with Crystal Light too! :)

ajbaer
06-04-2008, 07:17 PM
goooooooooooooooooooooooo wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggsss ssssss

ajbaer
06-04-2008, 07:17 PM
^^^ No way! Someone else mixes drinks with Crystal Light too! :)

Pomegranite cherry WOOOOOOOT!

lestat1
06-04-2008, 07:19 PM
Strawberry Kiwi with Midori and/or coconut rum!

CherryBomb954
06-05-2008, 02:02 AM
I'm gonna have some good contributions to this thread this weekend. I'm gonna make our house and our liquor collection famous on the internet.

Look out on picture post "drunk pics" too

PaigeDWinter
06-05-2008, 02:07 AM
So like Imma go door to door and ask men to stick their balls in their asses like in the WTF thread. ahahahhhhahahaaa. My man wont do it tho. Damn him.

TheTempest
06-05-2008, 10:46 AM
^^^ No way! Someone else mixes drinks with Crystal Light too! :)

Meeee toooooooooooooo!!!

StrawberrySwitchblade
06-05-2008, 02:48 PM
I hate being drunk on wine, but it goes to my head faster than any liquor. Red wines make me seriously loopy, and I wax philosophical. I sent all kinds of crazy text messages to my friends. They teased me about giving them five different versions of the meaning of life.

Peanut_Butter
06-05-2008, 08:39 PM
Hi :)


When you havnt drank in awhile...it doesnt take as much!

PaigeDWinter
06-06-2008, 12:14 AM
Tday sucked ass. Cheap fuckers. I can't wait fer cans. Dammit. CANS!