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AmazingKat
06-06-2008, 12:15 AM
I'm working on getting drunk.

This sake SUCKS. It tastes like Robitussin. I'm not sure I can get drunk tonight.

CherryBomb954
06-06-2008, 02:52 AM
I hate being drunk on wine, but it goes to my head faster than any liquor. Red wines make me seriously loopy, and I wax philosophical. I sent all kinds of crazy text messages to my friends. They teased me about giving them five different versions of the meaning of life.

Mmmm hmmm.:yes:

One bottle of super nice cabernet down and covering all those bases.

I already posted a thread in Music Mix about missing the hell out of the early 90's, and...
Sat out back with my roommate, and a friend of ours in from out of town and analyzed the universe.
The Arizona sky at night when you live out in the boonies can be sooo beautiful and inspiring

PaigeDWinter
06-07-2008, 12:43 AM
Yanno what I hate? whn every seat at teh stage is filled an no body tips. I fkin hate that shit.

Brooklynn06
06-07-2008, 02:16 AM
I would just like to say that the steaks I've been marinading FOREVER......I had one, just now, and it was good! Steak when you're drunk is good.

AmazingKat
06-08-2008, 12:20 AM
Does sake freeze?

I just pulled some out of my freezer that I placed in there yetsterday evening and its quite slushy and near frozen.

Curses!

Oh well, ssake ssluesh anyone?

CKXXX
06-08-2008, 12:22 AM
Yanno what I hate? whn every seat at teh stage is filled an no body tips. I fkin hate that shit.

I'm sorry when large amounts of beverages go raining down upon the non tippers so they have a wet pee pee stain on their pants all night.

Oh...no..I like that part....

CKXXX
06-08-2008, 12:23 AM
Tday sucked ass. Cheap fuckers. I can't wait fer cans. Dammit. CANS!
cans??? are they magic cans?

PaigeDWinter
06-08-2008, 12:28 AM
cans??? are they magic cans?

Yis. I wanem so bad

ellebelle
06-10-2008, 08:26 AM
Yeah so I dumped my bf on Thursday, then proceeded to have three kickass nights in a row, by 12:30 sunday night on a long weekend (my fourth night in a row) I had made $4000 for the week. So instead of staying till 5am and making even more money I proceeded to go out with my friends and let's just say I left the nightclub in an ambulance, had a quick stay in hospital and then rocked up through the lobby of a prestigious 5 star hotel with an IV in my arm (a friend paid the ambulance/hospital dood $200 to let me do it).

Got there at about 1pm Monday as all my friends were arguing who got more fucked up the night before. I think I won. Oh and I have a black eye.

..and somehow despite being so drunk I was unconcious in the bathroom, I still came home with ALL of my money, my phone and a very muddy wet packet of cigerettes.

PS this is the best money week I have had in a VERY long time.. pretty much since I started going out with that particular boyfriend. SO HAH!

TheTempest
06-10-2008, 08:38 AM
So instead of staying till 5am and making even more money I proceeded to go out with my friends and let's just say I left the nightclub in an ambulance, had a quick stay in hospital and then rocked up through the lobby of a prestigious 5 star hotel with an IV in my arm (a friend paid the ambulance/hospital dood $200 to let me do it).

Got there at about 1pm Monday as all my friends were arguing who got more fucked up the night before. I think I won. Oh and I have a black eye.


Oh man! What happened? Alcohol poisoning? How'd you get a black eye?

You win the drunk thread I think.

ellebelle
06-10-2008, 08:49 AM
TBH I just drank WAY too much on an empty stomach. I was doing shots with that many different people. No one really knew just how drunk I was, plus my meds disguise how drunk I was.

Then I really wanted a cig and we have a no smoking indoors ban in Queensland as well as a 3am curfew (so even though the clubs open till five, if you leave after three you can't get back in) so I went out the back with a manager to have a cig in secret, then as soon as I got back in the club I ran to the toilet to throw up without anyone noticing then passed out in the cubicle (ALL CLASS!!).

No one had seen me since I left with the manager.. who has a history of *ahem* taking advantage of girls. Anyways when they found me in the toilets security automatically assumed *someone* had spiked my drink and quickly got me out the back doors away from the cameras and too my friends. Who also assumed I was more than drunk.

So I spent the next few hours convincing police and paramedics that I was just drunk and quite happy to take a nap in the gutter in the rain.

Oh and I did all the in THE shortest lycra strapless dress with no bra.

As for the blackeye.. no idea. But probably self infliced somehow.

<---Trashbag.

I think I should lay low for a few weeks. I'm gonna be that chick who passed out with her tits out in the toilet screaming "just let me sleep here a little longer, I'll be fine" as security are carrying me out.

TheTempest
06-10-2008, 11:33 AM
Wow. Good thing that you're OK. I guess you're gotta remember to eat before you drink next time, huh?

ellebelle
06-10-2008, 11:39 AM
"If somethings worth doing, it's worth doing right"

VegasPrincess
06-10-2008, 01:33 PM
^^Damn girl you know how to party ;)

Hey, how did you get the IV out by yourself *shudders*

StrawberrySwitchblade
06-10-2008, 01:44 PM
I need a drink. Bad. I refuse to self-medicate though.

VegasPrincess
06-10-2008, 01:59 PM
^^^

Given the current state of affairs, I think you're allowed to self medicate today.

loveandluxury
06-10-2008, 06:42 PM
Ummm... I' m drunk and considering vrossing hle line into chat. any takers?

PaigeDWinter
06-10-2008, 09:20 PM
Tempest left me in chat. I are sad.

ajbaer
06-10-2008, 10:36 PM
She left me to, and I am sad...I did boobie pictures for her tooooo..
I feel like a cheap slut..so taken advantage of and not even paid accordingly.

ellebelle
06-10-2008, 11:21 PM
^^Damn girl you know how to party ;)

Hey, how did you get the IV out by yourself *shudders*

The paramedic guy did it. Australian health care is weird, because of our public/private health system and the way everyone pays for the ambulances via our electrictity bills hospitals would rather not admit you (bed/doctor shortages) and send you home in an ambulance than have a non critical patient floating around the ER. I didn't need my stomach pumped or anything, just some fluids. As soon as they realised I hadn't OD'd or had my drink spiked they bounced me.

TheTempest
06-12-2008, 10:38 AM
Tempest left me in chat. I are sad.


She left me to, and I am sad...I did boobie pictures for her tooooo..
I feel like a cheap slut..so taken advantage of and not even paid accordingly.

-is an asshole... but desperately needed sleep!!!- :'(

VegasPrincess
07-25-2008, 06:35 PM
I sort of feel like the drunk thread needs to be reincarnated tonight. I mean, I'm nowhere near drunk yet (just opened a bottle of wine) but I promised myself when I finish my glass of Pinot Grigio, I must log on the NiteFlirt and get on with ma phone sexin'! I haven't worked ANYWHERE in a week! Anybody feel like getting a bit silly? I will probably be online til the weee hours of the morning working.

MojoJojo
07-25-2008, 07:39 PM
PICK ME PICK ME

............drunk.

VegasPrincess
07-25-2008, 09:13 PM
^^^

Tag!! You're IT!

Luxurious1
07-26-2008, 08:12 PM
vodka! tis' yummy... I've been looking at the boobie thread! i heart sw :)

rubyredlipsss
07-26-2008, 09:34 PM
ME TOO! YAY! i think i like vodka too much...ps every single word was a typo, im shocked i fixed them. and ma man is coming to pick me up. pray i get some tonight! yay i love life. ok that is all.


ps this thread is the best thing ever...can you tell vodka really makes me exceptionally happys?!?!?!

PaigeDWinter
07-26-2008, 10:06 PM
havin a screwdrver n ignorin his punk ass. gonna bitch at me fer ovrdraftin. hadto gt meds that effer! Hah! Now Imma drink yeah. hurhur.

VegasPrincess
07-26-2008, 10:14 PM
I am tempted to drink a bacardi with my diet rite, however, the bacardi bottle I left unscrewed last time I went upnorth for five days, and now there are fruit flies floating in it. That's just xtra protien, right?

rubyredlipsss
07-27-2008, 06:04 AM
^ prolly too late but yeah its completely protein aaaaaaaaaaaaaand if it still weirds you out i just think that alcohol kills any weird or w/e or something bad germs. ps i got some tonight FINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAALLLYYYY not that anyy cares, it's just been a long time and i dont have anyone to tell. plus im still up its good riiiight? i say we all have an internet drunk party b/c i hate driving and it sounds like a good idea. can we organize it?

ps im totally sure im gonna read this tomorrow and be like wtf, and is bad i can type really well whilst drunk? haha, mmmmm me gusta vodka A LOT

rubyredlipsss
07-27-2008, 06:05 AM
TO MY OWN POST: maybe im not typing well looolzzzzz

paintgoddess
07-27-2008, 02:35 PM
I sort of feel like the drunk thread needs to be reincarnated tonight.

Someone finally did it! I've missed this thread!

PaigeDWinter
07-28-2008, 06:57 PM
I srsly hate the popcorn machine at werk. The popcorn is fine but when you first start it up? It smells. Like... well like if you could make cheese out of used assholes, that's what it would smell like.

Sophia_Starina
07-28-2008, 07:14 PM
ah drunk thread we meet again!!!

MrChristopher
07-28-2008, 07:30 PM
I always drink a huge bottle of wine while I reorganize my external hard drive for work, as I have mentioned before. It's probably the reason I randomly find stuff like the Swizz Beatz Remix of 2Pac's "Untouchable" in my "80's Metal" folder, but that's okay. It really helps to make the mindnumbing process move along at a more tolerable rate. I'm about to pop the cork on the bottle as soon as i kick my 13-year old off the Wii and up to his room. Which is going to be in about 2 minutes.

PaigeDWinter
07-30-2008, 02:54 AM
99 Schnapps is my friend. Yanno that kinda friend that not only laughs when you fall down, but they probably were the one that tripped you. :D

rubyredlipsss
07-30-2008, 02:58 AM
^^ ahahaha, i think im in love, plus i saw your pictures which confirms it. humor and beauty, daaaaaaaaaaayum. ok vodka is allowing me to say this because usually i dont have the guts to say NADA! haha

PaigeDWinter
07-30-2008, 03:02 AM
^^^woooha! *brow-waggles* So um... how YOU doin? }:D

rubyredlipsss
07-30-2008, 03:28 AM
good now that i got some attention from you }:D


teehee, no me gusta the internet sometimes teehee ;)

PaigeDWinter
07-31-2008, 10:58 PM
good now that i got some attention from you }:D


Da-hur hur.... I swear stuff likes that makes me all warm and stupid on the inside.

lestat1
07-31-2008, 11:02 PM
I have have leftover girly-wine. Now I'm drowning in grape juice (i.e. Riesling).

PaigeDWinter
07-31-2008, 11:07 PM
^^^ All I can think of is a kiddie pool full of booze!

Eeeeeeeeeeenteresting!

BabyGirlKylie
08-03-2008, 01:34 AM
dear drunk thread....
i should have gone to work tongit but i went out with my old highschool boyfirend instead. Dumb dumb dumb he is. as dumb as he was 8 years ago. dumb. now i am drunk and he is still dumb. Boooooo.

glitzy
08-03-2008, 02:21 AM
I srsly hate the popcorn machine at werk. The popcorn is fine but when you first start it up? It smells. Like... well like if you could make cheese out of used assholes, that's what it would smell like.

i have an unhealthy appetite for popcorn machine popcorn & ghetto nachos with nasty cheese machine splooge.

i wish i had either of those at my work.



...okay, maybe a bad idea...






















I CAN'T SLEEP.

austinatalie
08-04-2008, 10:50 PM
ME! ME!

i'm drunk!

wpppppoooo hooo

rubyredlipsss
08-04-2008, 10:51 PM
me too! yay for this thread, got a cig in hand and ready fer man or woman action evenm tho man is coming to pick me up, we shall see what happens i can update even if no one cares.

austinatalie
08-04-2008, 10:53 PM
dear drunk thread. I sencerly wish to have luveandlouxury in my bed nows.

hahaha
katrine can come too.

no wait! definitely fawn and lizlizliz and evyry sexybitch on here.

austinatalie
08-04-2008, 10:54 PM
we should ahave a totaly girl gancbacnk.

austinatalie
08-04-2008, 10:55 PM
limabean you wants ganckbang?

rubyredlipsss
08-04-2008, 10:56 PM
we should ahave a totaly girl gancbacnk.

i want in!!

rubyredlipsss
08-04-2008, 10:57 PM
I needs teh sex. NOW. K thx. NOT gonna happen. A girl can dream, can't she?

i dream all zee the time, it's usually accompanied with ma toy tho.