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Stringer
12-09-2007, 09:56 AM
Why are so many dudes on here afraid to admit they splooge on girls during lapdances? What is the point of having your penis rubbed continually if not to cum? Do you enjoy sore nuts after getting a dance?
Discuss.

xdamage
12-09-2007, 09:58 AM
My guess is this question will end being moved to the blue side ;)

pookie
12-09-2007, 10:01 AM
I think some of them have learned not to say this because they will possibly be flamed because a lot of dancer absolutely hate it when that happens

britt244
12-09-2007, 10:03 AM
customer conversation - customers ask dancers questions here.

this is not a question for dancers.

Jenny
12-09-2007, 10:07 AM
I would like to point out, as I move this thread, that "having a vagina" and "being castrated" are not the same, similar or equivalent.

Nasty, bad, sexism now goes to the blue side. With my compliments, Jay and FBR.

Some Guy
12-09-2007, 10:12 AM
Ok, so obviously y'all don't like it when we do. The one time that I was close, I picked her up off of me, dropped the money that I owed plus about $40, ran outside, and never went back because I was just WAY too embarised.:eek:

I am PRETTY sure that this was not the best thing to do. What would be a polite/inoffensive way to avoid such situations?

Stringer
12-09-2007, 10:20 AM
I would like to point out, as I move this thread, that "having a vagina" and "being castrated" are not the same, similar or equivalent.

Nasty, bad, sexism now goes to the blue side. With my compliments, Jay and FBR.
It's all the same as far as I'm concerned...and I created the poll. ;)

My bad. I don't know a "pink side" from a "blue side"...I just know the board that comes up when I come to stripper web dot com. :-[ It's a beautiful pink color.

britt244
12-09-2007, 10:23 AM
while we're on the subject, it doesnt embarrass you to get up and go home (or in some cases, stay for a while) with a wet spot on your pants?

Jenny
12-09-2007, 10:24 AM
It's all the same as far as I'm concerned...and I created the poll. ;) Creating a poll, sir, does not give you authority to render a woman and castrated man as the same thing. So you are just wrong, my friend. You shall enjoy it down here with your equally wrong minded brethren (;)).

Stringer
12-09-2007, 10:31 AM
Creating a poll, sir, does not give you authority to render a woman and castrated man as the same thing. So you are just wrong, my friend. You shall enjoy it down here with your equally wrong minded brethren (;)).
Sure it does, and I just did. ;)


while we're on the subject, it doesnt embarrass you to get up and go home (or in some cases, stay for a while) with a wet spot on your pants?
No.

Casual Observer
12-09-2007, 12:01 PM
Who let all the Dereks into SW as of late?

It's getting damn difficult to be a respectable PL with all the creepy raincoaters down here. Plus, they're making the SW dungeon smell worse than it normally does.

safado
12-09-2007, 12:51 PM
Ok, so obviously y'all don't like it when we do. The one time that I was close, I picked her up off of me, dropped the money that I owed plus about $40, ran outside, and never went back because I was just WAY too embarised.:eek:

I am PRETTY sure that this was not the best thing to do. What would be a polite/inoffensive way to avoid such situations?

Why would you care if they like it or not, after all you are paying that means it is all about you.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-09-2007, 12:53 PM
Just one thing: If you go to the club specifically to bust a nut you should stay out. Get a fucking hooker or watch some fucking porn, the club is for FANTASY! Nasty motherfuckers.

yoda57us
12-09-2007, 12:58 PM
Why are so many dudes on here afraid to admit they splooge on girls during lapdances? What is the point of having your penis rubbed continually if not to cum? Do you enjoy sore nuts after getting a dance?
Discuss.

If you really cared about the answers you wouldn't have limited the options to cover only your obvious self-serving opinion of men and women. Please crawl back under whatever rock you came from until you learn some manners....which I'm guessing will be never...

Damn, there has got to be a better use for SCJ bandwidth than this foolishness....

Some Guy
12-09-2007, 01:02 PM
Why would you care if they like it or not, after all you are paying that means it is all about you.

So just because I am paying means that I get to treat them like crap? I don't see it that way. I don't like being treated like a "generic body to be used for whatever the customer needs" at my place of employment. Look, I may be new here, and I probably won't be around very long, but that doesn't mean that I am a terrible excuse for a human being. Generally speaking, I try to be as respectful and courteous as possible. Honestly, after that happened, I have never gone back to any strip club. I saw the whole thread about "adjusting" and I figured that for me, this question had some relevance, that's all.

I go to the clubs because I work alot and don't have to much free time for women. When I did have some spare time, I enjoyed going to the clubs. Is it really that wrong that I am trying to figure out how not to be such a huge downer to everyone?

pookie
12-09-2007, 04:03 PM
I hate it if men splooge. But if they had difficulty controlling it i would hope the would have the decency to put on a condom so that if they did accidentally(or purposely) wouldn't leak through the pants. But so far, i have been able to control a customer from being able to splooge fortunately.

Stringer
12-09-2007, 04:50 PM
If you really cared about the answers you wouldn't have limited the options to cover only your obvious self-serving opinion of men and women. Please crawl back under whatever rock you came from until you learn some manners....which I'm guessing will be never...

Damn, there has got to be a better use for SCJ bandwidth than this foolishness....
Thanks for sharing. Don't let the door knob hit you on the ass on the way out of this thread, Sparky. :-*


So just because I am paying means that I get to treat them like crap? I don't see it that way.
How is busting a nut treating a dancer "like crap"? I'm at a loss. The job of a dancer in a high contact lap dance is to stimulate a man's penis (assuming the customer is a man) by rubbing it continually for as long as that customer is paying. If the man ejaculates, that is the occupational hazzard that a dancer should expect in performing her job. If I am clean, friendly and pay and/or tip appropriately, how am I treating the dancer badly? I have had many dancers tell me I seem like a really nice guy when I've previously ejaculated during our dances. Why? Because I tipped them well when they were on stage and tried to make the lap dance an (at least somewhat) fun experience for both of us.

xdamage
12-09-2007, 05:31 PM
Much of this has already been discussed in the Corry thread.


I think some of them have learned not to say this because they will possibly be flamed because a lot of dancer absolutely hate it when that happens

Yea, I agree. Probably a big factor.

yoda57us
12-09-2007, 05:57 PM
Thanks for sharing. Don't let the door knob hit you on the ass on the way out of this thread, Sparky. :-*


Sorry junior but I was here before you were and I'll still be here when you're gone...I'm hoping if I stick around this thread long enough I'll see something worth reading...

britt244
12-09-2007, 05:59 PM
this one is going to be fun. why didnt i come over to the blue side sooner?

doc-catfish
12-09-2007, 06:06 PM
Much of this has already been discussed in the Corry thread.
Oh, but you can never have too many splooge threads, especially when they start on pink and the mods have to drag them down here via the bomb squad truck. You know how some guys lives revolve around their stinky salty cum. Kevin Federline for instance.

So just give the OP the Penthouse Forum answer he wants guys. Here, I'll start:

Yes, I came on the mistress last vist. A whole fucking gallon of man sauce. Yes, a gallon. (We actually measured it). I had no idea my little prostate gland had it in him. Mistress got so hot and bothered over popping me that she came too! Squirted coochie juice into every corner of the motel room like a damned super soaker.

The two of us came so much that we nearly drowned two transients in the room downstairs and the hazmat unit needed to be called. Thankfully she had enough wind left to reach her cellphone call an ambulance for each of us.

Being in hospital for dehydration was a bitch, but hey, no pain no gain right?
:spit:

Chili Palmer
12-09-2007, 06:10 PM
How is busting a nut treating a dancer "like crap"? I'm at a loss. The job of a dancer in a high contact lap dance is to stimulate a man's penis (assuming the customer is a man) by rubbing it continually for as long as that customer is paying. If the man ejaculates, that is the occupational hazzard that a dancer should expect in performing her job. If I am clean, friendly and pay and/or tip appropriately, how am I treating the dancer badly? I have had many dancers tell me I seem like a really nice guy when I've previously ejaculated during our dances. Why? Because I tipped them well when they were on stage and tried to make the lap dance an (at least somewhat) fun experience for both of us.

Stringer:

There are two major unwritten laws on this (SW/SCJ) site:

1) A dancer may never admit, under any circumstances, that rubbing up and down on a man's cock in a strip club actually excites her and/or she actually enjoys it;

2) An "educated" PL may never admit that they go to a club to get off from said stimulation.

Don't try to fight it. To paraphrase Bobby Knight, if mutual lack of candor is inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.

CP

Stringer
12-09-2007, 06:21 PM
Sorry junior but I was here before you were and I'll still be here when you're gone...I'm hoping if I stick around this thread long enough I'll see something worth reading...

OK Sparky. So this thread is a waste of "SCJ bandwidth", yet you continue to back here and read and post? ::) Methinks thou dost protest to much.


Stringer:

There are two major unwritten laws on this (SW/SCJ) site:

1) A dancer may never admit, under any circumstances, that rubbing up and down on a man's cock in a strip club actually excites her and/or she actually enjoys it;

2) An "educated" PL may never admit that they go to a club to get off from said stimulation.

Don't try to fight it. To paraphrase Bobby Knight, if mutual lack of candor is inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.

CP
I am here to break the paradigm and smash through the conventional norms. :)

Chili Palmer
12-09-2007, 06:32 PM
Well, good luck with that, then. While you're at it, can you resolve the Middle East crisis and build an economical car that runs on hydrogen fuel? Thanks again.

CP

yoda57us
12-09-2007, 06:48 PM
OK Sparky. So this thread is a waste of "SCJ bandwidth", yet you continue to back here and read and post? ::) Methinks thou dost protest to much.


Well junior, you've already explained to us all why you buy lap dances. This board is it's own sort of savage amusement. Just because I don't like your attitude doesn't mean I won't stick around and enjoy the show. I recognize a good train wreck when I see one...

Stringer
12-09-2007, 07:14 PM
Well junior, you've already explained to us all why you buy lap dances. This board is it's own sort of savage amusement. Just because I don't like your attitude doesn't mean I won't stick around and enjoy the show. I recognize a good train wreck when I see one...
Please. ::)
You are likely the King of Splooge. 500 threads on this board and you choose the one that according to you is so horrible to read and be entertained? /:O Ok, Sparky.

What brownie points do you gain by feigning outrage on message boards and then ejaculating on the backside of your ATF at the club? How does it improve your life, my little green adversary?

xdamage
12-09-2007, 09:33 PM
Well, good luck with that, then. While you're at it, can you resolve the Middle East crisis and build an economical car that runs on hydrogen fuel? Thanks again.

CP

LMAO here... HAHAHA


Stringer - listen to CP here, He knows of what he speaks ;)


The dynamics here are complicated by the fact that it is a primarily a stripper oriented site, with this sub-board for customers, but the primary funding and purpose is the stripper site. There are many topics that are taboo, or draw out so much negative comments, like CP suggests, good luck trying to change that. Examples include splooging, ripping customers off, extras, and a few others. Opinions are varied, but for the most part, the reactions to breaching these topics is predictable. So we just pretend these things never happen and then everyone is happy ;)

yoda57us
12-09-2007, 11:50 PM
Please. ::)
You are likely the King of Splooge. 500 threads on this board and you choose the one that according to you is so horrible to read and be entertained? /:O Ok, Sparky.

What brownie points do you gain by feigning outrage on message boards and then ejaculating on the backside of your ATF at the club? How does it improve your life, my little green adversary?

Dude, it's a handle OK, get over the "little green" comments and stick to the topic.

I've made no secret on this board over the years that I sometimes splooge during LD's but lately most often don't. I'd rather spend my disposable splooge income on a nice GFE escort in a nice hotel room for an hour or two. I go to clubs to relax, have a good time and yes, hang out with beautiful women who wouldn't give me the time of day outside of the club. I buy LDs because it's fun.

Before you assume that you know us all so well why don't you spend a little time reading the actual threads down here in blue-where the customers hang out. No one down hear is in denial about much of anything.

Just for the record, She wasn't my "ATF" but I used to ejaculate on her breasts...

Susan Wayward
12-09-2007, 11:58 PM
I buy LDs because it's fun.

And here I thought guys bought them because they appreciated the finely tuned aesthetics of my performance.

I have wriggled on thousands of laps and can count sploogers on one hand. So in my experience it's not being sought out - - and really, why would it be? If you want to pay someone to get you off, at least go for a handjob at minimum rather than frotture. Like jack shacks (I don't understand paying to masturbate in front of someone), fully-clothed orgasm is confusing to me. Paying to have titties and buttcheeks in your face seems pretty straightforward. Paying for a lapdance does as well. Seeking to pay for an orgasm but not an actual sexual act? Enlighten me on that, please.

mr_punk
12-10-2007, 06:39 AM
I think some of them have learned not to say this because they will possibly be flamed because a lot of dancer absolutely hate it when that happenssure. you ladies do have your bitches trained.

customer conversation - customers ask dancers questions here. this is not a question for dancers.true, but in case you didn't notice. it hardly makes a difference in some instances. case in point:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103890
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=132

I am PRETTY sure that this was not the best thing to do. What would be a polite/inoffensive way to avoid such situations?you tipped her, right? don't worry, i'm sure she'll get over it.

while we're on the subject, it doesnt embarrass you to get up and go home (or in some cases, stay for a while) with a wet spot on your pants?<double-take> why should they feel embarrassed? i mean, should a stripper feel a burning sense of shame by tarting herself up and grinding on dicks for $20? no? need i say more?

Just one thing: If you go to the club specifically to bust a nut you should stay out. Get a fucking hooker or watch some fucking porn, the club is for FANTASY! Nasty motherfuckers.<double-take> fantasy? so, if a stripper is physically grinding on a customer's dick. it's supposed to be a figment of his imagination? lol...i'm just saying.

xdamage
12-10-2007, 07:24 AM
...Seeking to pay for an orgasm but not an actual sexual act? Enlighten me on that, please.

Well, if you were a guy you wouldn't have to ask ;) Let me answer like this, in a very obtuse way to make the point.

For a guy dry humping the girl in junior high, even with clothes on, is a sex act. It is a step up from jerking himself off. If he has a choice, he will choose the dry hump over masturbation.

Now in a less obtuse way, that may compel you to argue, but again, if you were a guy you wouldn't need to ask ;)

Orgasms are like drugs for guys. There are crappy ones, and better ones that involve more of his senses, a greater turn on. A guy may be willing to pay for the better experience, the step up.

Guys are turned on by physical appearance. I know I know, so are women, yet there is so much evidence that statistically it tends to be a much greater factor for men than women, again, you may just have to take it on faith. Say, to whatever degree physical appearance matters to the average woman, multiply that desire by 10, or 100, to understand the chemical changes it causes in the average guys testosterone filled brain. And it goes on for guys through the 40s, 50s, well past the time that they can easily attract younger women. The attraction for the younger female smooth body remains.

I know, I know, it is unpopular to think that men and women statistically are different sexually, but popular or not, it is frequently apparent that many dancers do the job, but really don't grasp emotionally and mentally fully why men behave as they do. Like I said, if you were a guy, you wouldn't have to ask ;)

Jenny
12-10-2007, 07:33 AM
And here I thought guys bought them because they appreciated the finely tuned aesthetics of my performance.
Oh. I thought they were training to be artists and needed to watch the female form in motion.


I have wriggled on thousands of laps and can count sploogers on one hand. Well yeah. Because most guys would prefer not to do it. I mean, I work in a dirty, dirty place compared to you, but in general if a guy is getting too close he'll ask me to stop, not to keep going. Most guys, surprisingly enough, don't really want to come in their pants, and then sit around finishing their beer all sticky like; or going home to their wives or girlfriends or just knowing that they can't wear those pants tomorrow.

xdamage
12-10-2007, 08:00 AM
By the way, having wrote what I wrote, my intuition tells me it is about time for a woman to jump in here and and brag that they don't need to pay for sex, let alone a dry hump (apparently if you are 20 something, physically hot looking, a woman, apparently there are a lot of guys that want to have sex with you for free - amazing discovery!). Then again maybe not, but it if it happens I want to be the first to have predicted it. }:D

Bob_Loblaw
12-10-2007, 10:19 AM
Why are so many dudes on here afraid to admit they splooge on girls during lapdances? What is the point of having your penis rubbed continually if not to cum? Do you enjoy sore nuts after getting a dance?
Discuss.

Never done it. Never have been close either. Nothing to admit on my part.

Some of us just go for fun or to appreciate the aesthetics of the female form and their movements. Not all of us go to cum in our pants, stick fingers in mystery door #2, or search for the mythical stripper girlfriend (I have a better chance of success looking for Sasquatch).

zxcire
12-10-2007, 10:37 AM
Oh, My GOD.

I totally do not have to pay for an orgasm, this is all so pathetic, bla bla bla.;)

Jenny
12-10-2007, 11:03 AM
Me, personally - I can have an orgasm in my room, by myself in under 5 minutes. I don't think anyone needs to pay for an orgasm.

xdamage
12-10-2007, 11:03 AM
Oh, My GOD.

I totally do not have to pay for an orgasm, this is all so pathetic, bla bla bla.;)

HAHAHAHA - LMAO (I laughed so hard I spit my coffee up).

zxcire, you are exempt from the prediction ;)

xdamage
12-10-2007, 11:12 AM
Me, personally - I can have an orgasm in my room, by myself in under 5 minutes. I don't think anyone needs to pay for an orgasm.

Like I said, if you were a guy you would see why this is a silly thing to say. Every guy here can do the same, but since that is not stopping many from paying for orgasms with others, it is a tiny (just a tiny) leap of faith to accept that maybe there is a reason why that you don't have the capacity, or insight to grasp why.

If you were trying to brag, all you have done is show that you are ignorant. That you have a lack of understanding why so many other people do what they do (the vast numbers of men paying sex workers, and buying porn exists for a reason, and it is not because they are thinking "I don't need to pay for an orgasm"). It's not because you are more clever than the rest of the world figuring out that one can get oneself off. It is that you don't grasp what it is to be in so many other human being's shoes, and you assume the shoes you wear are truth for everyone else.

p.s. Thanks for making my prediction come true. Good job bragging how you don't need to pay for sex, and really great job passing a wand of judgment on everyone else who does.

doc-catfish
12-10-2007, 11:47 AM
Would it be safe to say if men didn't pay for sex in some capacity (even the non-splooge variety), that the men here would be posting on car, gadget or sports forums and the women would be having catfights on message boards pertaining to their jobs in the food service, health care, data entry or real estate industries? (Assuming they don't like cars, gadgets or sports).

FWIW, the topic here is perfectly legit. It was the OP's condescending tone which got it started off on the wrong foot.

xdamage
12-10-2007, 01:27 PM
I think it's safe to say that if all men woke up tomorrow, and realized hmm, it is just as they have been saying, "I don't need to pay for sexual stimulation", that a lot of women in the sex industry would be out of work, and left with the option to compete in other industries where sexuality is less of an asset, and cock-grinding is a no-no on the job. I mean you can only bite the hand that feeds you so much, complain so much, before reasonably the customers can ask back, you know, maybe the problem isn't me being a customer, but the problem is you aren't cut out to be the seller? After all, if customers really are so pathetic, it's not exactly complimentary to note that one makes one's living feeding off of the desires of pathetic human beings in life. Society as a whole is not going to give kudos for that.

That said, I actually don't think there is anything wrong with humans paying for sexual pleasure any more then paying for say, a good massage. As long as both parties agree to the terms, what's the problem?



FWIW, the topic here is perfectly legit. It was the OP's condescending tone which got it started off on the wrong foot.

I agree. The topic is valid, definitely just started on the wrong foot.


p.s. Is it just me or is it ironic that James posted a "I want to hire a man whore" thread in the lounge a couple of weeks ago, but is now telling us men, "I don't think anyone needs to pay for an orgasm." I also recall the Monewise thread where James told us all that he has hired prostitutes as proof that he his not opposed to it. Uhhhuh.

Susan Wayward
12-10-2007, 03:04 PM
Well, if you were a guy you wouldn't have to ask

Well, no shit. Are you a guy? Because you didn't answer my question at all and continue to ramble without making a point. Care to give it another try?

Unless your point is that guys who enjoy coming in their pants = thirteen-year-old boys, that is . . . and if so, I can accept that.

Stringer
12-10-2007, 03:46 PM
Well, no shit. Are you a guy? Because you didn't answer my question at all and continue to ramble without making a point. Care to give it another try?
Care to buy a brain? He's been making fantastic points in his last two posts.

Pretty_Penny
12-10-2007, 04:24 PM
i am so glad this poll has the SNs of who voted for what.

i took notes just in case any of you travel to tampa. :P

those of you who voted no can come visit me any time.

FBR
12-10-2007, 04:33 PM
i am so glad this poll has the SNs of who voted for what.

i took notes just in case any of you travel to tampa. :P

those of you who voted no can come visit me any time.

Is it OK if I vote yes, visit you when I am on my FL vaca in April but not reveal who I am until after I splooge?

FBR

xdamage
12-10-2007, 04:35 PM
Well, no shit. Are you a guy? Because you didn't answer my question at all and continue to ramble without making a point. Care to give it another try?



Care to buy a brain? He's been making fantastic points in his last two posts.


She may mean why not pay to have sex then. It is a very old and repeatedly asked question. So old and the answer has been given so many times it is almost hard to believe that it is still asked, but to summarize it:

1) Prostitution is illegal through out all of the USA except for one small city in Nevada. Not all men want to risk being busted with an escort.

2) Not all men know where to find escorts.

3) Escorts can be expensive, and some of them aren't so great looking. A guy may prefer to get off (yep even in his pants) with a hotter looking woman, and for much less then hiring an escort for FS.

4) Some guys get turned on as much by, or more so, by the GFE (the sex is secondary)

5) For the same reasons dancers don't think of grinding on a guys dick until he comes as prostitution, some guys have GFs and Wives they don't want to cheat on and they have similarly drawn their mental line there.

6) A guy who knows where to look for escorts may find that none are to his liking, or the choices aren't that hot. He has more choices of finding his fantasy girl in a SC.

7) A guy can test drive a stripper for much less then the cost of hiring an escort.

8) Some guys need to build an "emotional connection" with the sex worker; easier to in an SC for many guys.

9) A certain thrill I suppose of the hunt. While sex is uncertain with a stripper, it is certain with an escort. The thrill of the hunt is easier had with one then the other.

10) There are more reasons.... to numerous to list all.


All that said, strip clubs are hurting in Amsterdam. Since guys can window shop for a prostitute, and since sex is relatively cheap (say 50 Euros), there aren't many SCs around. It is entirely legal, so no risks of being busted. It's easy to find. The choices are plentiful (hundreds of choices). And if it's a bad choice, a guy is not out much. In other parts of the world with different economics, and options to pre-shop before buying sex, it works out a little different.

Stringer
12-10-2007, 05:00 PM
Is it OK if I vote yes, visit you when I am on my FL vaca in April but not reveal who I am until after I splooge?

FBR
lmao! ;D

Lapaholic
12-10-2007, 05:09 PM
i am so glad this poll has the SNs of who voted for what.

i took notes just in case any of you travel to tampa. :P

those of you who voted no can come visit me any time.


Bwuahhahaha Glad I didnt vote - I mite be Tampa in Janauary - Ill be the guy with the sweatpants and the wife beater shirt!! ;)


7) A guy can test drive a stripper for much less then the cost of hiring an escort.

I dont know x, those test drives can get pretty pricey.

FBR
12-10-2007, 05:33 PM
Bwuahhahaha Glad I didnt vote - I mite be Tampa in Janauary - Ill be the guy with the sweatpants and the wife beater shirt!! ;)



Dude, you have so nuked your anonymity. I can't believe you told her that. I hope she works you up to the point of no return and then walks ;)

FBR

Jenny
12-10-2007, 05:44 PM
^^^
Really? I hope she works him until the point of no return and then demands a really big tip.

But you know. Different strokes.

FBR
12-10-2007, 05:54 PM
^^^
Really? I hope she works him until the point of no return and then demands a really big tip.

But you know. Different strokes.

But then, assuming money was negotiated, a splooge would be agreed upon and thus would contractually occur. Since Penny has shouted a resounding NO to that I was giving them an out. But I see you may be more sympathetic to the guys than you have let on up to this time.

FBR