View Full Version : How do you ask out a stripper and not look like a dick/loser/stalker
OdysseusNJ
12-11-2007, 10:07 AM
Edited. Hi Dylan, cheers, may I have a mulligan? Goodbye thread!
RoseLeigh
12-11-2007, 12:22 PM
How come no one ever brings ME a pony?
xdamage
12-11-2007, 03:12 PM
How come no one ever brings ME a pony?
They are very hard to fit into a gift box.
crizgolfer
12-11-2007, 05:17 PM
^^^^
...and they are difficult to house train...trust me...go for the pony shaped cookie...
hyzenthflay
12-11-2007, 05:43 PM
I'll tell you what you DON'T do....
If you've spent enough $$ that she gives you an email, then don't email her that you'd love to take care of her womanly needs, or tell her that another dancer offered him booty and he's not sure why he turned her down because he's well endowed.
This happened to me recently and any interest I had in a friendship or otherwise quickly disappeared. He also called me immature when I made it clear I wasn't interested in that sort of conversation. (sigh) He was a perfect gentleman in the club.
sol_de_pr2
12-11-2007, 06:10 PM
Ha, ha, now that's a real PL ;D
StarryEyes
12-11-2007, 06:52 PM
I...kinda...wanna pony too....
twisterinAZ
12-11-2007, 07:42 PM
Hmmmm...what has worked on me before? Coming into my work regularly and blowing a shitload of cash, being really funny and cool for a year .
Picaresque
12-11-2007, 08:56 PM
I...kinda...wanna pony too....
me too. and a kitten. both. NOW. ;D
RoseLeigh
12-11-2007, 10:09 PM
I'll tell you what you DON'T do....
If you've spent enough $$ that she gives you an email, then don't email her that you'd love to take care of her womanly needs, or tell her that another dancer offered him booty and he's not sure why he turned her down because he's well endowed.
Ewww. Wait he's not sure why HE turned her down, b/c he's well-endowed? So it was doing her a favor or something? EWwww.
Seriously, people need to take care of my womanly needs. My need for a pony to be exact. Or a pony shaped cookie. A My Little Pony?
lizlizliz
12-12-2007, 03:43 PM
You don't.
xdamage
12-12-2007, 03:52 PM
Ponies take big-ass pony craps everywhere. It is a lot less glamorous owning one in person then it seems on TV. I recommend the baked goods. Less trouble.
RoseLeigh
12-12-2007, 10:24 PM
Ponies take big-ass pony craps everywhere. It is a lot less glamorous owning one in person then it seems on TV. I recommend the baked goods. Less trouble.
Probably. You don't have to feed baked goods.
stellaforstars
12-13-2007, 12:00 AM
.....Ponies?
*sniffles*
I wanna pony...
ruru123
12-13-2007, 12:42 AM
YOU DON'T.
sorry i didn't read the whole thread/reply. but you DON"T ask out a stripper, IMO.
crizgolfer
12-13-2007, 05:13 AM
.....Ponies?
*sniffles*
I wanna pony...
Jeez...you must think I am made of ponies! ;)
RexEverything
12-13-2007, 12:57 PM
IMHO, I have seen more BS in this thread than I have seen in a while.
I’m more direct however this is the best answer I’ve seen, which is by TheSexKitten:
“Just say, "Would you like to join me for dinner sometime?"
If she says no or makes ANY kind of excuse, then just say, "Alrightey then" with a smile, and continue to get dances and have a good time. Don't try again after that.”
Kitten, that was on point advice. You truly speak from a point of love for you fellow man; few things are more precious.
XDamage brought up some good points:
“Someone should write up the key tips, and make it a sticky. They seem to be:
1) The vast majority of the time she doesn't want you. Yes, you probably will look like a dick or another loser asking.
2) If you absolutely must, against all information to the contrary, ask her out the same way you'd ask any other girl out. If she says no, respect that and don't ask again.
3) Chances are if she wants to go out with you, she will ask you. Otherwise you are just a customer to her.”
Most of the rest of the replies are based on the concept that money will buy you attraction, which is laughable. Mr.Silent, I’m not saying that there are no women in this world who are not validated by the acquisition of material good or money, but usually these types of women are have low sex drives and have low self-esteem issues; IMHO aren’t worth the time of day to me.
Now before the flaming begins, I would like to direct your attention to exhibit 1-5 in for my defense. All of these are direct quotes from the post “Strippers vs. Girlfriends.”
1. Quote from Nicolina Quote:
Originally Posted by Katrine
Basically, I'm an expensive stripper who makes a cheap girlfriend.
Story of my life, Kat
(wish i could cheer you up, sweetie...)
I think this is true for quite a few dancers I know. I'm not sure why. Is it because we get that sort of validation at work and therefore don't require it as much from our SO's as non-dancers do? Or is it because we don't want our SO relationships "tainted" with the same feeling we get from customers who pay us for our time and sexual energy? (I lean toward thinking it's the latter, but I'm not really sure....)
2. Quote from Katrine: I don't know...but my boyfriend blew me off today so he could go to an event where there was an open bar from 6-8 so he could stock up on getting as drunk as possible for free. I think I've just chosen a cheapass man.............
3. Quote from Fancygirl: I dunno about the cheap boyfriends thing. Before I even started dancing, I was great with my money, and yet my first two serious boyfriend were shit with theirs. The first was a f'ing cheapskate, and the other was just in a pit of debt. I hate either. So, while I may not need the validation of being splurged on, I do find it irritating (even before dancing) if I spend more money on the guy than he does on me.
PLUS, WTF is up with boyfriends never buying their girls lingerie??? I've talked to other girls, and most guys don't-- and THAT, my girls, is one of my biggest pet peeve.
4. Quote from Drat: K, here is how I see it.......
Strippers are expensive!
Girlfriends are expensive!
But if you have a stripper for a girlfriend, those to facts cancel each other out and you are left with cheap. Most strippers I know have a loser boyfriend. What I mean by that is they have a boyfriend that they support. Hardly ever does he have a job. If he does it usually making crap at a get nowhere job. He stays home, bosses his girlfriend around and takes any money he needs from her. A lot of these guys beat their girlfriends up once in a while too.
They have both a girlfriend and a stripper and its very cheap for them.
5. Quote from evan_essence: Here's mine. Why do customers want to give me flowers but boyfriends never have? This is exactly bass ackwards.
Do you see my point? Money/materials things don’t mean a hill of beans. Be you. If she isn’t into you; don’t get mad. It is what it is…no big deal. If you enjoy her company and or you like watching her dance, don’t change a thing.
For those whom love to flame, I have big shoulders, flame away. ::)
gingerlee
12-13-2007, 01:17 PM
^^I'm going to totally ignore your post and continue with the pony talk. Sorry, I have a short attention span, and ponies interest me, but you cut and pasting other member's posts to try and prove a point that we all date losers is boring.
I want a pony shaped cookie! Pony for Ginger! Somebody give me one NOW! My deadbeat boyfriend can't afford to get me one, so I need somebody else to pay for it.
Phil-W
12-13-2007, 01:38 PM
Sometimes when I am loney
I think about your face, baby
So I get on my pony
And I ride over your place
Because I love you
Yes I do
And I've go to see it through
I wanna take you, far away
I wanna love you, no matter what you say
Because I am riding on a pony
In the middle of the night
I'm gonna be there in the morning
And I hope that it's all right.
Free (70's R & B band): Ride on Pony.
Phil.
(Not hinting - just quoting).
RexEverything
12-13-2007, 02:50 PM
^^I'm going to totally ignore your post and continue with the pony talk. Sorry, I have a short attention span, and ponies interest me, but you cut and pasting other member's posts to try and prove a point that we all date losers is boring.
I want a pony shaped cookie! Pony for Ginger! Somebody give me one NOW! My deadbeat boyfriend can't afford to get me one, so I need somebody else to pay for it.
There is no reason to be sorry. My last girlfriend had ADHD also.
Honestly, the both of you have the same writing style and the same button nose, I'll even bet that it krinkles a little when you laugh...too cute.;D Take care Ginger and thanks.;)
crizgolfer
12-13-2007, 06:11 PM
I want a pony shaped cookie! Pony for Ginger! Somebody give me one NOW! My deadbeat boyfriend can't afford to get me one, so I need somebody else to pay for it.
For you...I'll spring for two pony shaped cookies...what can I say...that is the type of guy I am...;)
cameron_keys
12-13-2007, 06:20 PM
^^I'm going to totally ignore your post and continue with the pony talk. Sorry, I have a short attention span, and ponies interest me, but you cut and pasting other member's posts to try and prove a point that we all date losers is boring.
I want a pony shaped cookie! Pony for Ginger! Somebody give me one NOW! My deadbeat boyfriend can't afford to get me one, so I need somebody else to pay for it.
Yeah yawn. Not even original..cut and paste? PL.
And...I want a pony too as long as someone is handing out free ponies.
crizgolfer
12-13-2007, 06:24 PM
Yeah yawn. Not even original..cut and paste? PL.
And...I want a pony too as long as someone is handing out free ponies.
Damn ladies! How many ponies is a guy suppose to provide? ;)
RoseLeigh
12-13-2007, 11:21 PM
Damn ladies! How many ponies is a guy suppose to provide? ;)
At least six!
Jenny
12-13-2007, 11:52 PM
Damn ladies! How many ponies is a guy suppose to provide? ;)
Well... it was kind of rude to bring it up if you didn't bring enough for everyone.
gingerlee
12-14-2007, 12:26 AM
For you...I'll spring for two pony shaped cookies...what can I say...that is the type of guy I am...;)
Yay, pony cookies for Ginger! You like me, you really like me!
crizgolfer
12-14-2007, 04:14 AM
At least six!
OK...OK...jeez....I am such a pushover...;)
crizgolfer
12-14-2007, 04:16 AM
Well... it was kind of rude to bring it up if you didn't bring enough for everyone.
Sorry ma'am....but I was raised by a pack of wolves...and they generally ate ponies...teeth and all...
crizgolfer
12-14-2007, 04:19 AM
Yay, pony cookies for Ginger! You like me, you really like me!
The only thing that says "I like you" more than a pony shaped cookie is two pony shaped cookies. What kind of cookie would you like?;)
Deogol
12-14-2007, 04:22 PM
Heh heh - google "ponygirl"
I might understand the desire for ponies now.
crizgolfer
12-14-2007, 04:53 PM
Heh heh - google "ponygirl"
I might understand the desire for ponies now.
Oh....my...my virgin eyes...