View Full Version : Okay.. annual SW "whatcha get for xmas" post!
phillyvixen
12-28-2007, 02:05 PM
^^^ I just really hope you take some of the advise given. It kills me to see women being mistreated when its just not necessary. There ARE men who will treat you right!
holiday
12-28-2007, 02:47 PM
Paintgoddess please please do the fake pregnancy thing on him..or something to get back at him. That is cruel stuff.
As far as Xmas stuff, I'm surprised at all the stuff some of you got! And, I love it. We don't really do gift giving. Xmas has always been about family getting together, and presents for kids, if their are any, but it's so fun, I think next year I'll say I want to go all out.
maximvsv
12-28-2007, 02:51 PM
Paintgoddess please please do the fake pregnancy thing on him..or something to get back at him. That is cruel stuff.
As far as Xmas stuff, I'm surprised at all the stuff some of you got! And, I love it. We don't really do gift giving. Xmas has always been about family getting together, and presents for kids, if their are any, but it's so fun, I think next year I'll say I want to go all out.
Despite the issue of overall magnitude, I think that the pregnancy one is hard to pull off. I'd recommend something along the lines of asking "Hey, what happened to the side of your car?"
TheTempest
12-28-2007, 10:52 PM
PaintGoddess - good luck with whatever you choose to do. keep us posted and don't take anything less than the best, which is what you deserve!
I am Jewish so I celebrate Hannukah. However, I got more Xmas presents than Hannukah gifts this year. So here's my list under the holiday heading.
$50 gift card to Borders
Gelt (chocolate coins)
$50 check
Book of bumper stickers which I promptly gave to my Dad
7 different scented body washes
Lotion & Body spray
Estee Lauder perfume that smells EXACTLY like something my Mom wore when she was alive
Clerks II DVD
The Plague by Alfred Camus
Beloved by Toni Morrison
Where I'm Calling From by Raymond Carver
paintgoddess
12-29-2007, 12:20 AM
Despite the issue of overall magnitude, I think that the pregnancy one is hard to pull off. I'd recommend something along the lines of asking "Hey, what happened to the side of your car?"
^^^Except um... he doesn't have a car. He drives MINE!!
maximvsv
12-29-2007, 12:57 AM
Ah. Then give him a fake set of keys. Every single time. How much could seven or eight extra sets of keys cost?
TrinaGrace
12-29-2007, 10:47 AM
my bf made the mistake of buying me a Hitachi magic wand :D poor him, now i just masturbate all day. *blush and smile*
holiday
12-29-2007, 03:37 PM
* UPDATE * my boyfriend just bought me a $105 vibrator. :)
sol_de_pr2
12-30-2007, 07:05 AM
A couple of shirts and a couple of gift cards, as usual ;D
Kaylinn
12-30-2007, 07:24 AM
or...What is he one thing most 9 if not all men) would give their left nut to see?
Lesbian action, or a threesome.
I would st down avd very seriously say o himn...Hunny, I've decided it's time to be more expieremental in bed. I want to have a threesome.In fact, I have a girl on her way over right now who is gonna fuck your brains out. Right after she gets done with me, of course;) Watch his eyes light up. Right when he starts to droll, drop it. " Just Kidding!" HAHHAHAHA
Although I do like the pregnancy thing. I mean, I think thatis the absolute crelest thing you can ever do to a man, and normally, I wouldn't advocate using that on yoru worst enemy...but this bastard deserves it.
That one can even be drawn out for a few days.
It requires planning and precision. Do you keep track of your periods? know when they are due? Make damn sure you don't give away the fact that your on it. hide the tampons and everything. Wait a few days and just mention in passing...hmm...my period is late....
a week later....wow. still no period. Im getting worried.... I should take a test I guess...
Honey. It's positive. I'm pregnant. Watch his face and get satisfaction. Watch him squirm.
make him sqium for days. Add in some Ohh, my boobs are sooo sore, and for an even better effect, excuse yourelf from dinner and rush off to the bathroom. when you return, mention the morning sickness. Getpleasure watching him squirm.
Then, a week into this very fun game. Drop the bomb.
Oh, the pregnancy thing? JUST KIDDING!! How's it feel muther fucker?? Asshole...off you go!
Dump the lame ass.
Enjoy your freedom and find a deserving man.
* damn. As unvindictive as I am...I can come up with some pretty great revenge ideas....scary....
buffie06
12-30-2007, 07:58 AM
^^I'm sorry but i strongly disagree with being vindictive. You are obviously with someone who is disrespectful and immature, do you really want to get down on that level? Don't fill your time with negativity, just do what is right for you. Don't play a game, but do treat yourself with respect and get out of the situation.
Yekhefah
12-30-2007, 08:18 AM
I got a big stock of Lush, three of my favorite Chinese movies on DVD, a couple of books, a little money, and a gorgeous rain-proof hooded coat for Portland. My parents never get me anything but I guess they're having a good year because they went all out on me and my brothers... they got K and me both silk long john pants, an Ulu set, a seasoned cast-iron corn stick pan, a fucking AWESOME coffee maker that grinds the fresh beans and even has a timer so you wake up to fresh-ground already brewed, plus three bags of different whole bean coffees and biscotti, and of course one of their bitchen rum cakes. K and I bought ourselves a fruit and veggie juicer and some more Lush for the two of us.
I also took some of my grandmother's stuff, to remember her by. She was obsessed with birds, especially hummingbirds, and she had a zillion bird feeders all over the place; I took one of her hummingbird feeders. I also got most of her jewelry (she stressed before she died that she wanted me to have it), including a freckled jade ring I've been wearing ever since I took it, and a couple of candles and candleholders. There was a beautiful picture of her taken in the late forties, looking like Rita Hayworth, and I wanted that pic; my grandfather didn't want to part with it, so he had a copy made for me and framed it. I'm so honored to have it. I took a box of her cookbooks, too, and the half-bottle of Charlie she had left. I don't like that cologne on me but it reminds me so much of her.
I feel bad for my grandfather, tough month for him... she died December 6, her birthday was December 7, then there was the funeral and then Christmas, and December 31 would've been their 53rd anniversary. :(
SundayMorning
12-30-2007, 11:17 AM
:( But at least you and the rest of your family were there to help him through the month...I'm sure that means a lot to him.
LatinaRose
12-30-2007, 12:08 PM
^^I'm sorry but i strongly disagree with being vindictive. You are obviously with someone who is disrespectful and immature, do you really want to get down on that level? Don't fill your time with negativity, just do what is right for you. Don't play a game, but do treat yourself with respect and get out of the situation.
I agree. Trying to get back at him in a similar manner is silly and childish. Just drop him and move on to someone who treats you with the respect and kindness that you deserve.
Seriously, if you stay with this loser, you are asking for the same thing next Christmas.
mercedez
01-02-2008, 12:22 PM
a neckalce and bracelet from tiffany's
and some lush.
madmaxine
01-02-2008, 12:35 PM
A double CD set of The Doors
$50 bucks from my dad- I laughingly said I'd use it to gas up my monster Silverado rental truck
(I treated myself to several days back home in style, with a bit of help from the SugarDaddy.)
LoveComesFromWithin
01-04-2008, 02:03 AM
navagational system for my car
Sirona
01-04-2008, 03:23 PM
I got clothes, some jewelry (including a family ring his mom gave to me, holy crap I almost died, I guess she likes me haha) and...
Mike got me these:
http://x06.xanga.com/c16c041579130167191630/w126531716.jpg
http://x70.xanga.com/62ac311779130167191634/w126531720.jpg
http://x41.xanga.com/efbc231b79133167191636/w126531722.jpg
Gotta love a man who buys you sex toys. :)
phillyvixen
01-04-2008, 04:58 PM
i love sex toys for christmas!
SundayMorning
01-04-2008, 05:02 PM
And that strap-on belt looks super classy! I don't think I've ever seen one in white before. Very nice!
TheSexKitten
01-04-2008, 05:06 PM
Paintgoddess: I would reconsider your relationship. That's appalling. :hug:
Me?
- 1 brand new sparkly nano video iPod that I fucking LOST somehow already on the plane or something... and I was so careful with it too. :'(
- 1 box of scrumptious chocolates
- 1 hand-sewn cloth tote bag
- a plane ticket to Iowa
- A beautiful gourmet instructional cookbook
- Cute sweater
- Sega Saturn with my fave games
There's more coming but my loved ones are all broke so I get showered in attention and special time rather than gifts. :)
Sirona
01-04-2008, 05:33 PM
And that strap-on belt looks super classy! I don't think I've ever seen one in white before. Very nice!
The ring sits much lower too so the base of the dildo sits right up against your clit. :)
Now to break it in!
*rubs hands together and grins evilly*
crizgolfer
01-04-2008, 06:31 PM
All I got for Xmas was my two front teeth. Well, technically they weren't MY two front teeth, but they are now...details...details...
TheTempest
01-05-2008, 10:22 AM
All I got for Xmas was my two front teeth. Well, technically they weren't MY two front teeth, but they are now...details...details...
i'm almost afraid to ask, but also morbidly curious... whose teeth did you steal??
crizgolfer
01-05-2008, 02:48 PM
i'm almost afraid to ask, but also morbidly curious... whose teeth did you steal??
Me? Steal? Never! I "liberated" them from a little old lady. I had been assured that she only wore them to and from church every Sunday.
TheTempest
01-06-2008, 02:37 PM
^^LOL!