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velvet
01-13-2008, 03:55 AM
devious, unethical, unsanitary, unsafe, thoughtless.


this kills me..........every time

UtahMike
01-13-2008, 03:20 PM
Perhaps you know something about the OP that we don't. But males certainly do produce pheromones. The most common one is androstadienone, and is released in male sweat, often in the underarm area. It's also believed to have some impact on sexual response in females, but that's been unusually hard to prove. Females release estratetraenol, among others, which is the primary pheromone responsible for menstrual synchrony.

I remember reading that somewhere in Eastern Europe, girls would put a slice of apple in their armpits when going out dancing. At the end of the evening, if the boy they were with was especially favored, he would be given the apple slice to eat.

So, you might try that with your next custies. Just sit down with a plate of pheromone soaked apple slices and offer them one. THEN ask if they want a dance.

Hmm..probably should not use antiperspirant before soaking the apple slices.

xdamage
01-13-2008, 03:45 PM
HAHA - I could have had a VJ

doc-catfish
01-13-2008, 03:56 PM
I remember reading that somewhere in Eastern Europe, girls would put a slice of apple in their armpits when going out dancing. At the end of the evening, if the boy they were with was especially favored, he would be given the apple slice to eat.

So, you might try that with your next custies. Just sit down with a plate of pheromone soaked apple slices and offer them one. THEN ask if they want a dance.

Along those same lines, be very careful when a stripper asks you if you'd like a cup of tea.
:drink:

http://www.rueskitchen.com/index.php/weblog1/entry/body_fluids_in_hoodoo/

FBR
01-13-2008, 03:59 PM
HAHA - I could have had a VJ

Haha that's funny X :) . I wonder how many folks remember the V8 commercials LOL

On topic, I don't know that I would want random VJ but I do know that Miss D's juice is the elixir of the gods..I mean goddesses.

FBR

Scarlett.Oz
01-13-2008, 04:38 PM
So..you`d be annoyed that I rub my guy`s cum all over my tits before work, then, eh?

haha, yeah. }:D


XS

UtahMike
01-13-2008, 10:27 PM
^^ Egad! Buggery!

OdysseusNJ
01-14-2008, 07:48 AM
Pshaw. I just want him for his money. }:D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! :D

Don't make me start another "Does she really like me or is it just for the money" thread!


With all due respect to FBR, Odysseus has a distinctly different manner of posting, and definitely deserves his own category.


Yeah, I mention kittens way more than Mast. I'm all by myself in the "retarded for kittens" category, unless you're there too.

azdd
01-15-2008, 04:49 PM
Last week one of my regular faves in Phoenix who is also a SW gal told me about this thread topic. It came up as I was complimenting her at the conclusion of a series of dances, and she replied that she had showered before work that day. I thought this was kind of funny, and it led to a brief conversation and our mutual agreement that neither of us thinks much of this idea.

After reviewing some of the HH thread (and I have to have a really good reason to EVER read HH), and seeing multiple reports of increased earnings being attributed to the magic potion behind the ear, it occurs to me that perhaps these ladies are creating their own placebo effect that works independently of any chemical influence on their customers. In other words, by doing this they subconsciously believe themselves to be more irresistable to men, which may subtly alter the way they present themselves, the way they walk through the club, the level of their own confidence and sexiness that they carry with them, etc.

I agree with other posts that suggest that scantily clad strippers should have no trouble broadcasting their pheromones to men in a club, without resorting to buttering their ears with VJ, but I do think it's possible for them to alter their own behavior without realizing it, all presumably to their benefit.

WiseGuy_TX
01-15-2008, 05:05 PM
...maybe the believers should be dabbing the VJ juice of the clubs top earner behind their ears. :D

Tara_SW
01-15-2008, 05:36 PM
IPlease don't do this. A few adjectives for this that spring to mind would be: devious, unethical, unsanitary, unsafe, thoughtless

ok. first it's a bit scary that someone is so uneducated about what is and is not dangerous in terms of sexual health.next I guess we are going to have a topic about high heels and lip gloss being unethical and devious ways to interest the customers into wanting to buy dances.seriously man, get a grip!

Katrine
01-15-2008, 05:44 PM
Ask your doctor if placebo is right for you!

Toki
01-15-2008, 07:26 PM
Sounds like this poor, innocent, honest guy was taken advantage of by a devious, unethical, unsanitary, unsafe, and thoughtless stripper. ::)

OdysseusNJ
01-15-2008, 07:57 PM
Damn unethical strippers, rubbing disgusting ugly placebo behind their ears. I mean, that's made from pure *sugar* pills, the PLs could get fat from trying to lick. Isn't anyone thinking of the PLs???

TheTempest
01-15-2008, 08:43 PM
Isn't anyone thinking of the PLs???

Not me! That's why I don't mind rubbing VJ behind my ears if I feel like it. It might be a placebo effect but it makes me happy and I like the way my vajayjay smells. There's only so much time that I can spend with my ankles around my neck so this is the next best thing. :)

OdysseusNJ
01-15-2008, 08:45 PM
Not me! That's why I don't mind rubbing VJ behind my ears if I feel like it. It might be a placebo effect but it makes me happy and I like the way my vajayjay smells. There's only so much time that I can spend with my ankles around my neck so this is the next best thing. :)

What what, huh, sorry, I'm all dazed, I didn't catch that I seemed to have been hypnotized by some kind of scent and lured into a room and now my wallet is all thin, what could have happened?

Toki
01-15-2008, 09:21 PM
Damn unethical strippers, rubbing disgusting ugly placebo behind their ears. I mean, that's made from pure *sugar* pills, the PLs could get fat from trying to lick. Isn't anyone thinking of the PLs???

Well, we'll all just have to start using the calorie-free placebo from now on, in the interest of all the PLs. I mean, I'm tricking so many people into licking me behind the ears, might as well do them a favor and make it sugar-free. Besides, what if the guy is diabetic?

UtahMike
01-15-2008, 10:40 PM
^^ I'm diabetic, and if I'm gonna spike my sugar, I can't think of a better way!

fancygirl
01-16-2008, 01:32 AM
If you choose to rub semen behind your ears, I couldn't care less. If you try to rub semen behind MY ears however, we will have issues.

ROFL!!!!!!

we HAVE a winnah for first laugh of the night catching up on SW.

RoseLeigh
01-16-2008, 02:24 AM
^^ Egad! Buggery!

That was my falling over laughing moment. ;D

Mily
01-16-2008, 03:12 AM
I realize the thread is way past this, but am I the only dancer on SW who hasn't tried this nor has the desire to???

fancygirl
01-16-2008, 03:47 AM
that's okay, Mily. Having no shame (according to another SWer) is a part of our job description. You're just the oddball out :D

and I, for one, have no shame!

pity I'm not sick enough to go to work with splooge on my chest just to get perverse pleasure from the men repeatedly trying to lick me.

UtahMike
01-16-2008, 10:50 PM
I never have stuck my nose behind a dancer's ears, but I must say that a subtle body spray is something that I really like. Funny, but the next morning I can still remember tht smell, but my shirt usually smells like stale cigarette smoke. And I don't smoke.

pixiekittie
01-17-2008, 01:18 PM
I realize the thread is way past this, but am I the only dancer on SW who hasn't tried this nor has the desire to???

I feel the same way about this. But hey, to each their own.

Elvia
01-17-2008, 02:54 PM
Eh. I sometimes think to do this when I'm having a slow night. And it always seems to turn it around. I usually sell more dances in a row. And no one ever seems to know, or complain. This is kind of a ridiculous complaint. It seems it's based on two things: 1) you find it physically gross, and 2) you somehow think it gives the dancer an unfair advantage. Well, 1) Come on. I really doubt you would ever know. And I'm pretty sure you don't often touch the back of a dancer's ear, so it's very doubtful you're going to come into contact with any juices. And 2) So what if it does work, and you find yourself more excited and attracted to a dancer? Did you come to a strip club to not find anyone attractive, and to spend the night trying to resist and avoid buying dances?

Tara_SW
01-18-2008, 12:16 PM
I realize the thread is way past this, but am I the only dancer on SW who hasn't tried this nor has the desire to???

I've never done it either and I have no plans to do so but I do wear perfume and I see the two things very similar in purpose in terms of using it at work.
Apparently at least one custie out there thinks that purpose is devious and unethical, lmfao!

Elvia
01-18-2008, 05:29 PM
And another thing. If you don't believe it even works at all, then how can it be "devious" and "unethical?"

Mily
01-18-2008, 05:45 PM
I don't think it's "devious" or "unethical." I'm just way too OCD, LOL.

Ava Jadore
01-18-2008, 06:50 PM
All this talk of "VJ Juice" makes me think of "V8 Juice"...and now I am very thirsty. Hmmm...I think I have some issues haha.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 10:06 PM
With all due respect to FBR, Odysseus has a distinctly different manner of posting, and definitely deserves his own category.

Sorry to nitpick, on with the thread...

Odysseus is a cool guy, but he's definitely no me. He's entertaining.

And Djoser likes him.

Categories. Made.


pssst Odysseus, Hit on FBR's married daughter. She's Hot and he LOVES that. :D

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 10:07 PM
All this take of "VJ Juice" makes me think of "V8 Juice"...and now I am very thirsty. Hmmm...I think I have some issues haha.

Hahaha guy walks into a strip club leaning to the right. Leaves walking normally. There is no V8 at the Juice bar. Explain.

OdysseusNJ
01-18-2008, 10:18 PM
Odysseus is a cool guy, but he's definitely no me.

Mast let's give up this fiction, we can't fool them anymore.


pssst Odysseus, Hit on FBR's married daughter. She's Hot and he LOVES that. :D

No, that's all you man, I've had the FBR treatment once for merely mentioning ponies, and that was enough. Now we're buds, I think I owe him a drink or something.

Mily
01-18-2008, 10:19 PM
^Love the new avatar. :P

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 10:38 PM
Mast let's give up this fiction, we can't fool them anymore.



No, that's all you man, I've had the FBR treatment once for merely mentioning ponies, and that was enough. Now we're buds, I think I owe him a drink or something.

LOL. You even played the off the Blue and went pink!

FBR is a big cuddly teddy bear. HOW did you manage to get the FBR treatment?!?

OdysseusNJ
01-18-2008, 10:52 PM
LOL. You even played the off the Blue and went pink!


Sh0t called me a pinkie from day one.


FBR is a big cuddly teddy bear. HOW did you manage to get the FBR treatment?!?

Pop over to the trivia thread and ask. They are dying for questions over there. I'm sure they'll take one unsolicited.

Mastridonicus
01-18-2008, 11:11 PM
Naw, I rarely play outside of CC/LOUNGE.

Katrine
01-19-2008, 03:52 PM
Mast and Odysseus...get a room already! I hear they have great deals at the Red Roof Inn. No questions asked. ;)

iseestars
01-19-2008, 04:31 PM
I didn't read this whole thread but really, to get a lapdance from a girl and not be in contact with a part of her body that wasn't somehow exposed to her secreations isn't going to happen. I know when I am on stage, I am adjusting my thong and not even thinking about it, in the next movement, running my fingers through my hair. Luckily for men, it's not enough where they are covered in it and will never notice.

ironmaidern
01-21-2008, 09:45 PM
Vajaya Juice on the ear? WFT? Please keep the juice in the bar.

FBR
01-22-2008, 06:55 PM
Mast and Odysseus...get a room already! I hear they have great deals at the Red Roof Inn. No questions asked. ;)

Not only are the prices good, they don't ask questions. I mean, they never question that Miss D's ID is local but she needs a room or why when she pulls out of her parking spot and heads toward the purchased room, the same Escalade is right behind her vehicle. Week after week :D

FBR

as_intended
01-22-2008, 08:36 PM
Ha Ha Ha - "Stop licking the damn strippers", here here to that.
keep your tounge in your mouth and away from our ear jizz lol.

azdd
02-07-2008, 11:41 PM
So, everyone be honest now. When you saw the commercial during the superbowl with the unibrow gal rubbing her ears, neck, and cleavage with Planters cashews to become irresistable to men, did you NOT think of this thread? :rotfl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnisYdZAHyg

LoveComesFromWithin
02-09-2008, 12:39 AM
knowing that i feel occasional bust seeking from guys pants, i really dont think vj juice behing my ears, that you will never feel... is not such a bad thing.

miabella
02-09-2008, 02:04 AM
if the girl touches her own ears (say to do the hair-gathering moves that are quite common) and then touches the customer at all, all the arguments about how it's completely different to boy-juice kinda fall short. the customer has no way of knowing whether it's 'fresh' or 'not so fresh'. maybe the girl refreshes it throughout the night and it's still wet and then she's brushing customers' arms and legs, etc during her dances.

that's on a par of gross with the whole ejaculating thing, only the customer doesn't even know someone's been smearing vj juice all over him, whereas the girl pretty well knows (and can sometimes get out of the way).

for dancers who don't touch the places they put the vj juice or germophobes who would run and wash if they thought they had touched those spots, then, you know, whatever, dice rolls. but if you touch those places yourself and then touch customers with those not so tidy hands, it's certainly hypocritical to complain about customers spurting...

Amber_Sparxx
02-09-2008, 04:03 AM
I tell them that my man splooged wherever it is they're trying to lick while in VIP if they insist on continuing to try after a warning!

Devious and unethical, I know!

Amber_Sparxx
02-09-2008, 04:18 AM
Wait a minute.........hypocritical? I hardly think so! If a girl smears a little kitty juice behind her ear, a customer won't know unless she has super stanky cooch! :O If a customer spurts, there is no hiding it and everyone in the room knows.

Besides, without reading it on here, the OP (admirer 52) would never have known about that little trick to begin with. Hell, many DANCERS never heard of it until reading about it in HH!

I'm not saying it's right or wrong, to each their own, but the OP's argument holds NO water at all. If she smells funny to you, DON"T SPEND MONEY ON HER!!!!

Duh. ::)

Minette
02-09-2008, 08:47 PM
Personally, I always make a huge effort to keep my all my juices to myself. I have The Gay, and I would feel just terrible if some poor innocent custie caught it from me! I mean, Mast already did, obviously, and that was just from resting his balls on my chest - with pants on, nonetheless. It's terribly contagious.

Jenny
02-09-2008, 08:50 PM
Personally, I always make a huge effort to keep my all my juices to myself. I have The Gay, and I would feel just terrible if some poor innocent custie caught it from me! I mean, Mast already did, obviously, and that was just from resting his balls on my chest - with pants on, nonetheless. It's terribly contagious.
I think that is actually what made me heterosexual. God - why can't people just stay home when they get sick? :)

Minette
02-09-2008, 10:35 PM
I think that is actually what made me heterosexual. God - why can't people just stay home when they get sick? :)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

miabella
02-09-2008, 10:48 PM
Wait a minute.........hypocritical? I hardly think so! If a girl smears a little kitty juice behind her ear, a customer won't know unless she has super stanky cooch! :O If a customer spurts, there is no hiding it and everyone in the room knows.

Besides, without reading it on here, the OP (admirer 52) would never have known about that little trick to begin with. Hell, many DANCERS never heard of it until reading about it in HH!

I'm not saying it's right or wrong, to each their own, but the OP's argument holds NO water at all. If she smells funny to you, DON"T SPEND MONEY ON HER!!!!

Duh. ::)


like i said, if she does the moves that are very common in which a woman draws her hair up, she is pretty likely to touch...behind her ears! and then if she touches the customer anywhere, it is an identical situation in essence.