View Full Version : VJ Juice: Please Don't
HerHubby
02-10-2008, 07:07 PM
The OP mentioned some strong words: "devious, unethical, unsanitary, unsafe, thoughtless". Regarding the idea of smearing vag juice behind your ears to increase sales, I would prefer the word "unnecessary". I'm with Buffie on this one. Your own natural body chemistry is already more than sufficient. Besides, it is widely known that we men tend to be visual creatures who are not adeptly attuned to a woman's subtle or subconscious cues. I am more likely to be persuaded by your sultry moves and charming ways than by something I don't smell. (At least I HOPE I don't smell it!)
UtahMike
02-10-2008, 08:41 PM
I think that is actually what made me heterosexual.
You mean (gasp!) -- you made a CHOICE to be a heterosexual? You weren't BORN that way, and there is nothing you can do about it?
Unbelievable.
Jenny
02-10-2008, 09:01 PM
^^^
Dude - no. I totally caught it from some other hetero. I blame them.
Amber_Sparxx
02-11-2008, 03:00 PM
Hubby,
Right on point with "unnecessary" being a more appropriate word to use than the stronger terms used by the OP, but it's not just a case of actuality here; I do believe that the placebo effect comes into play if a girl really believes it works. (That's not to say I don't believe it WOULD work - the jury's still out on that one!) Personally, I'd love to send this one to Mythbusters to see if it's true, but I doubt they'd take it on!
PS Has anyone ever actually smelled kitty juice behind the ear of another dancer? Really, serious question here, no sarcasm on this one.
Victoryx0x0
02-23-2008, 03:58 PM
i agree and think its triflin :*P blagh
Amber_Sparxx
02-25-2008, 04:25 PM
Oooooookay, I had a dance from a girl at another club and she was sooooo hot......until she put that HORRIBLY STINKY NASTY KITTY IN MY FACE!!!!!!!!! She must not have washed her thongs like, EVER!!!! Or maybe had a yeast infection or something, but it made me think that if she had read the VJ juice thread and tried it, would I have smelled a warning of sorts? :O
Katrine
02-25-2008, 04:34 PM
Or maybe had a yeast infection or something, but it made me think that if she had read the VJ juice thread and tried it, would I have smelled a warning of sorts? :O
Yeast infections do not smell, BV does. I've had that happen to me many times when I danced. I'd be asked to tip a girl onstage, or do a double dance. All of a sudden, BAM, skankypus. Its pretty gross, lol!
To the OP, if you're so worried about dancers putting bodily fluids on themselves, are you aware that a very expensive fixative in perfume is something called ambergris which is actually sperm whale vomit. The more you know. :)Very disturbing. /:O
Lysondra
02-25-2008, 07:29 PM
What have we learned from this thread?
Strippers can't be told what to do. Ever. If you try, you're going to get your balls chopped off and handed back to you in the skin of the last man that told us what to do.
Amber_Sparxx
02-27-2008, 12:14 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Indeed, and we will laugh while doing it. }:D
RebeccaSolidarity
02-27-2008, 01:39 PM
Personally, I always make a huge effort to keep my all my juices to myself. I have The Gay, and I would feel just terrible if some poor innocent custie caught it from me! I mean, Mast already did, obviously, and that was just from resting his balls on my chest - with pants on, nonetheless. It's terribly contagious.
OMG I KNOW!
I was petting the neighbors' dog the other day and now all of a sudden their son (who plays with the little pup often) is a screamin queen. I tell you, a twelve year old never made purple eyeshadow and glitter look so fab.