View Full Version : What do women like in guys (looks wise?)
UM
-steals some popcorn and offers Will some soda in return-
Freakin' pop corn stealers! :O
See, I totally disagree with the body mods thing, which goes to show you that different women have different thoughts. I love love LOVE a guy with tatts and piercings. And my ex-hubby was a rail and it drove me WILD!
Which confirms my advice: never try and guess what women will find hot, or you will drive yourself crazy and end up being something you are not.
If there is only one thing I have found to be almost universal to what women like in a guy , it’s a having a good sense of humor. If you have that, it’s amazing how much of the other stuff they are wiling to overlook. Have integrity, take care of yourself physically, and don’t be an A-hole, and you can do amazingly well in this life ….remember, the goal in this life is not to fit in, but to stand out!
That's my advice, such as it is...
Will, I have to know what exactly a food sense of humor entails. Is it like Weird Al singing funny songs about lasagna or what?
;)
Crap, yes I am a typo idiot. Fixed it. Happy to sing you a song about lasagna if that's what works for you. ;)
Delilah27
01-15-2008, 06:28 PM
You still live at home? To me that's a very much of a turn off....
"Hey you can't moan too loud because my mom will hear you...and yeah she doesn't like that".
I'm pretty young myself been on my own for awhile...so yeah lack of independance and following your posts...you're really ignorant...good luck you just might be the next forty year old virgin.
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 06:50 PM
Freakin' pop corn stealers! :O
Mwahahaha. -munchmunch-
TheSexKitten
01-15-2008, 06:51 PM
Well, he's only 20 and he IS taking some pretty l33t classes, so I can't knock him for that. At least he's working.
Most of my 20-year-old guy friends are either living in home while attending school, living in a dorm (paid for by mommy and daddy) while attending school, or living on their own and not attending school in lieu of working a dead-end sales job and smoking weed and drinking beer in their free time. :D
Darcy Foxx
01-15-2008, 07:06 PM
step one: get a whole bunch of fucking sexy tattoos. everywhere.
step two: get some piercings. not too many though, just a nice lip piercing, and a nipple, and an eyebrow.
step three: join a band. preferably a really good one. tour the country/world
step four: colour all around your eyes with thick black eyeliner, and dye your hair black. style in that messy rockstar way.
step five: invest in some rockstar clothes.
that's how to score with women. well, at least it's how to score with ME.
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 07:08 PM
step one: get a whole bunch of fucking sexy tattoos. everywhere.
step two: get some piercings. not too many though, just a nice lip piercing, and a nipple, and an eyebrow.
step three: join a band. preferably a really good one. tour the country/world
step four: colour all around your eyes with thick black eyeliner, and dye your hair black. style in that messy rockstar way.
step five: invest in some rockstar clothes.
that's how to score with women. well, at least it's how to score with ME.
Do you have to have a penis? I could fill some of those requirements. LOL.
Darcy Foxx
01-15-2008, 07:13 PM
well i'm not normally into the vagina lovin but lately i've been thinking i'd kinda like to shag a really hot tattooed chick!
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 07:18 PM
I have four right now... and four piercings... I'm going for a few new tatts soon (if the dentist doesn't take all my savings :-\)
Hey, let me know if I can change your mind about vag loving! :)
Oops. Threadjack! Sorry. -hides with Will's popcorn-
Mastridonicus
01-15-2008, 07:25 PM
I find I get a lot of attention when I pluck my eyebrows and wear red lipstick. It's just not the attention I want.
Mastridonicus
01-15-2008, 07:26 PM
step one: get a whole bunch of fucking sexy tattoos. everywhere.
step two: get some piercings. not too many though, just a nice lip piercing, and a nipple, and an eyebrow.
step three: join a band. preferably a really good one. tour the country/world
step four: colour all around your eyes with thick black eyeliner, and dye your hair black. style in that messy rockstar way.
step five: invest in some rockstar clothes.
that's how to score with women. well, at least it's how to score with ME.
So 1) Get Photoshop, 2) Fabricate.
Darcy Foxx
01-15-2008, 07:29 PM
I have four right now... and four piercings... I'm going for a few new tatts soon (if the dentist doesn't take all my savings :-\)
Hey, let me know if I can change your mind about vag loving! :)
Oops. Threadjack! Sorry. -hides with Will's popcorn-
OMG
i just looked at your myspace... we have the same tattoo!!!!!!
jasmine
01-15-2008, 07:32 PM
I would add that acting "cool" does not involve mumbling with a toothpick in your mouth, saying things like, "Damn, shorty!"
Yes, yes, yes. Has "Damn Shorty!" become the new hello or something? I fucking hate going to the mall without the Mr. Makes me wanna sing that song "The freaks come out at night."
threlayer
01-15-2008, 07:53 PM
Sometimes you just catch a bad wave. I don't know if they know anything about you already, and this may be a matter.
But if they don't, then you need to look well-groomed and non-smelly - then look non-leering, with a slight smile, and say, "you look very nice tonight."
It should take nothing more nless they have apprehensions about you or think you have no money for them.
muhuwahaha
01-15-2008, 08:29 PM
Honestly I don't think I'll be a 40 year old virgin. I mean I don't think I'm hideous to the point where I scare the opposite sex away lol
Let's see if I can go from zero to hero/:O
OdysseusNJ
01-15-2008, 08:37 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and call troll.
That's a pretty sturdy limb...
Confidence. Other things matter too, but without confidence everything else you might attempt is pointless.
^^^THIS^^^
- Lean. Buff or skinny as a rail doesn;t matter so much as long as you're lean
^^Also this^^
See, I totally disagree with the body mods thing, which goes to show you that different women have different thoughts. I love love LOVE a guy with tatts and piercings.
Hehehe you left out 19 feet tall...
step one: get a whole bunch of fucking sexy tattoos. everywhere.
step two: get some piercings. not too many though, just a nice lip piercing, and a nipple, and an eyebrow.
step three: join a band. preferably a really good one. tour the country/world
step four: colour all around your eyes with thick black eyeliner, and dye your hair black. style in that messy rockstar way.
step five: invest in some rockstar clothes.
that's how to score with women. well, at least it's how to score with ME.
If only all women felt this way...
Do you have to have a penis? I could fill some of those requirements. LOL.
Hahaha if you get in a band before me I'm going to cry! Especially if it gets you women!
Most men NEVER get that chance in life. Only a few "alpha" males get their pick of the litter. Again, you are commoditizing. If you are for real, read what Colette wrote, all the information you need is in there.
Did I miss something? Did CC say something and then wisely reconsider and leave this thread? Damn that's one post I would have wanted to read!
lestat1
01-15-2008, 08:38 PM
Let's see if I can go from zero to hero/:O
Not likely as it's a downward spiral. Better lower or drop your standards completely before it's too late to gain the self-esteem needed to pull yourself out of the hole. Best of luck to you though. Here's to you, I'm hoping you beat the odds. :beer2:
OdysseusNJ
01-15-2008, 08:39 PM
Honestly I don't think I'll be a 40 year old virgin. I mean I don't think I'm hideous to the point where I scare the opposite sex away lol
Let's see if I can go from zero to hero/:O
Dude there are so many things just ugh bleh about your posts... I think you need to relax if you can. Good luck I guess. Lose the "fat chick" attitude thing, ugh, that's just a gross thing to say.
VegasOrBUST
01-15-2008, 08:50 PM
First of all, as it's been stated... DIFFERENT WOMEN LIKE DIFFERENT TYPES OF GUYS.
That said, you could look like any woman's dream guy and never get them to stick around for longer than 10 minutes, because your personailty is so... off-putting. Concentrate less on looks and more on the way you act around people and what comes out of your mouth, that'd be a good start.
I'm pretty sure there's a woman out there somewhere who'd put up with your brand of assclown, but she's probably too fat, jaded, and cynical for you.
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 08:51 PM
OMG
i just looked at your myspace... we have the same tattoo!!!!!!
Which tattoo!?!?! -rushes to check myspace-
Hehehe you left out 19 feet tall...
Hahaha if you get in a band before me I'm going to cry! Especially if it gets you women!
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! Er... libel technically because it's in writing and not spoken.
Hm... that's true I don't have that qualification. I do have a tongue like Gene Simmons though. That's gotta help with the ladies!
Darcy Foxx
01-15-2008, 08:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/tat2.jpg
i have that on my shoulder blade! mine is fucked though, i had it done ages ago and the guy did such a shitty job of it. i'll get it covered up one day.
but for now, we are tattoo twins ;D
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 09:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/tat2.jpg
i have that on my shoulder blade! mine is fucked though, i had it done ages ago and the guy did such a shitty job of it. i'll get it covered up one day.
but for now, we are tattoo twins ;D
I was cruising your pictures and I saw that (from afar) on your back. Hot! :)
OdysseusNJ
01-15-2008, 09:09 PM
Which tattoo!?!?! -rushes to check myspace-
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER! Er... libel technically because it's in writing and not spoken.
Hm... that's true I don't have that qualification. I do have a tongue like Gene Simmons though. That's gotta help with the ladies!
Is it libel if it's true? Hehehe I'm sorry I just can't resist teasing you about height requirements.
And not just the ladies, dear...
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 09:15 PM
Is it libel if it's true? Hehehe I'm sorry I just can't resist teasing you about height requirements.
And not just the ladies, dear...
Butthead. No cookies for you.
TheSexKitten
01-15-2008, 09:46 PM
LOL @ "Fat chick attitude"
So damn true.
Just chill man, float downstream. Don't seek the pussy, be confident and keep fit and brush yo teeth and the pussy will find you
OdysseusNJ
01-15-2008, 09:47 PM
I can't post replies in this thread anymore. WTF?
EDIT: Apparently it's just when I use the IMG tag. Crap. Without kitten pics Tempest will never forgive me and I'll never get chocolate chip cookies.
All Good Things
01-15-2008, 09:53 PM
^ Oh, God, what a mess.
OK, I'm going to try really hard here.
You don't need a physical makeover. You need a spiritual, personality, kindness and compassion makeover.
People date people. They don't date a "look."
You are all focused on how to improve your physical appearance, but that's not really going to do you any good at all. Right now you have what appears to be an ugly, intolerant, judgmental streak and (forgive me) a personality that's like this powerful insecticide that is actually repelling women. I'm only basing this on your apparent lack of experience with women in any social setting whatsoever.
You are still young, focused on school, and somewhat sheltered at home, so this is not a fatal condition, and God knows, not at all unusual for science geeks (I know, I'm one of them). It's admirable that you are looking for a way out of this trap.
Girls mature much faster than boys, and can run dazzling circles around you in any social setting because they are, generally speaking, more social animals. So you are going to have to step up your personality game considerably if you want to make a connection.
Dig deeper. Do you have a large and varied circle of friends? Do you relate well to people and enjoy their company? Are you a good person yourself? Do you have any vibrant, admirable qualities like dedication, compassion, drive, understanding and a great sense of humor? These are qualities that draw people together (and to you) and it's far more important how people feel when they are around you than what you choose to wear or how many tats you have.
If people feel better about themselves when they are in your presence, then you have reached an important milestone. I'm not suggesting that you must entertain people, or be the life of the party, but you should strive to put people at ease, actually enjoy their company or make them look forward to seeing you. If you are more introverted, then you would want qualities that are admirable on their own, such as self-deprecation, trustworthiness, dependability, etc.
Everything here is about being a better person. Your physical appearance will tend to mirror your internal development, anyway. That is, unless you are as hopelessly ugly as I am, with this appalling 80s mustache that looks like it was glued on in haste for a truly awful Burt Reynolds movie. And that's after enough plastic surgery to bring Cher back from the dead. (When I posted pictures in this very forum, more than one dancer compared me to an actor who was actually dead throughout an entire movie, and was 20 years older than I am!) Trust me, I know that guys can be as insecure and self-conscious about their appearance as women can be, and it's far worse for guys who have their entire sense of self-worth tied up in their academic and intellectual achievements. This is natural for many science geeks your age because you haven't had time to get out and expand your life and take risks and embrace people and fall in love and do a fair measure of simply growing up.
Move away from this as quickly as you can. Embrace life and people in all their inspirational variety. Seek to become a better person yourself. Have fun, get out and socialize, take risks, spend much more time with and around girls. Oh, and move out of your parents’ basement as soon as you possibly can. To steal a line from “Superbad,” that alone makes you the anti-poon.
Bob_Loblaw
01-15-2008, 10:08 PM
...smoking weed and drinking beer in their free time.
Is that really such a bad thing? http://gprime.net/board/images/smilies/crybaby.gif
Wow, four pages in one day! http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/popcorn.gif
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 10:11 PM
I can't post replies in this thread anymore. WTF?
EDIT: Apparently it's just when I use the IMG tag. Crap. Without kitten pics Tempest will never forgive me and I'll never get chocolate chip cookies.
Damn straight.
And TheOtherOwner, I think you're right about a lot of the things you said. Good call. But almost too long to read. :)
All Good Things
01-15-2008, 10:35 PM
^ OK, I'll just write it as porn next time. Never hear any complaints about length there. }:D
RoseLeigh
01-15-2008, 10:40 PM
^ OK, I'll just write it as porn next time. Never hear any complaints about length there. }:D
Yes, please! ;)
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 10:42 PM
^ OK, I'll just write it as porn next time. Never hear any complaints about length there. }:D
I want lots of girl on girl oral. :)
Delilah27
01-15-2008, 10:43 PM
*sigh* out of real real big curiousity how do you look like? You said you would post a pic....
and maybe we'll tell you why you so called "can't even get a fattie"
pisses me off when guyS have nothing to offer yet they expect a fuckin chic that's from Maxim...ok perhaps slight exaggeration but god sometimes I wanna yell "LOOK IN THE MIRROR!"
TheTempest
01-15-2008, 10:45 PM
^^ Indeed. Sorry about the threadjacking... again. I have a little bit of an attention problem.
I vote you post pictures.
lestat1
01-15-2008, 10:50 PM
^^^
^^^
I don't know TOO, dating a "look" seems pretty popular sometimes...
LilyLove
01-15-2008, 10:51 PM
Pictures! I demand pictures! And more erotica from TOO!
RoseLeigh
01-15-2008, 11:12 PM
^^^
^^^
I don't know TOO, dating a "look" seems pretty popular sometimes...
And really freaking annoying
High_Heel_Lover
01-15-2008, 11:21 PM
Look I haven't read the entire thread but I swear, at many times when you try to hard to look you don't find a thing in life. Stop looking, focus on you, do things that interest you and enjoy life, someone will come.
teeth_of_the_hydra
01-16-2008, 12:34 AM
If people feel better about themselves when they are in your presence, then you have reached an important milestone. I'm not suggesting that you must entertain people, or be the life of the party, but you should strive to put people at ease, actually enjoy their company or make them look forward to seeing you. If you are more introverted, then you would want qualities that are admirable on their own, such as self-deprecation, trustworthiness, dependability, etc.
Everything here is about being a better person. Your physical appearance will tend to mirror your internal development, anyway. That is, unless you are as hopelessly ugly as I am, with this appalling 80s mustache that looks like it was glued on in haste for a truly awful Burt Reynolds movie. And that's after enough plastic surgery to bring Cher back from the dead. (When I posted pictures in this very forum, more than one dancer compared me to an actor who was actually dead throughout an entire movie, and was 20 years older than I am!)
TOO is so good at putting people at ease that he's willing to lie through his teeth just to make the OP feel better. Muhuwahaha, take note of this humorous and masterful use of "self-deprecation." ;)
StrawberrySwitchblade
01-16-2008, 05:02 AM
Still say troll.
greenidlady1
01-16-2008, 05:08 AM
^ OK, I'll just write it as porn next time. Never hear any complaints about length there. }:D
Yes, please do entice us with an erotic novel.}:D
pisses me off when guyS have nothing to offer yet they expect a fuckin chic that's from Maxim.
You just described a large % of guys...::)
..ok perhaps slight exaggeration
Not really! :P
jasmine
01-16-2008, 08:27 AM
The fatty attitude probably really hurts your game. Do you know how many good looking girls have at least one chubby friend? And if you put out a bad vibe about our friends, well that really pisses most chicks off.
cinammonkisses
01-16-2008, 09:19 AM
I need advice...what would be your ideal man when it comes to looks/style/ appearance/etc.
If you're wondering why I am asking this it is because I simply can't pull anything my way and I'm thinking looks might be the problem..maybe I need to update my wardrobe.
I dont know if anyone has mentioned this (since I haven't read the entire thread) but maybe it's not how you look, but your personality.
Edit: Ok, I read that you want to at least get a "fatty" so yea, I've proven my point..it's about your personality. You're a dick..
The fatty attitude probably really hurts your game. Do you know how many good looking girls have at least one chubby friend? And if you put out a bad vibe about our friends, well that really pisses most chicks off.
Not to mention, what's wrong with having some fun with a chubby chick? There's a lot of good looking chubby chicks out there looking to have some fun too, as you know. Some times you have to see the potential in a person, and regardless, chubby chicks can give some good lovin' too, so it's all good.
Personally, I am turned off by either men or women who have a limited "type" they must have. Sure, we all have traits in people we are attracted to, but gals who will only date men who are between 6' - 6'2", between X lbs, and dark hair (or what ever) and guys who will only date chicks that weigh 105-120lbs, are blond, and 5'4" - 5'8" limit themselves and miss out on a wide range of great people.
My GF in college way back in the day for example was a 5'11" stunning blond (I'm 5'7" BTW) and by GF now is a 5'4" 'thick' black women. People should not limit themselves to simple types, but to over all traits they want in a person.
As I have spent my entire adult life around hard bodies and some of the best looking people on the planet, it has only confirmed my thoughts on the above BTW.
i.breathe.in
01-16-2008, 10:22 AM
the only absolute preferences i have is good hygene, must be taller then me. by how much i dont care. also must not be thinner then me. lol.
other then that as long as your not morbidly obese i like all sorts.
muhuwahaha
01-16-2008, 11:51 AM
^ Oh, God, what a mess.
OK, I'm going to try really hard here.
You don't need a physical makeover. You need a spiritual, personality, kindness and compassion makeover.
People date people. They don't date a "look."
You are all focused on how to improve your physical appearance, but that's not really going to do you any good at all. Right now you have what appears to be an ugly, intolerant, judgmental streak and (forgive me) a personality that's like this powerful insecticide that is actually repelling women. I'm only basing this on your apparent lack of experience with women in any social setting whatsoever.
You are still young, focused on school, and somewhat sheltered at home, so this is not a fatal condition, and God knows, not at all unusual for science geeks (I know, I'm one of them). It's admirable that you are looking for a way out of this trap.
Girls mature much faster than boys, and can run dazzling circles around you in any social setting because they are, generally speaking, more social animals. So you are going to have to step up your personality game considerably if you want to make a connection.
Dig deeper. Do you have a large and varied circle of friends? Do you relate well to people and enjoy their company? Are you a good person yourself? Do you have any vibrant, admirable qualities like dedication, compassion, drive, understanding and a great sense of humor? These are qualities that draw people together (and to you) and it's far more important how people feel when they are around you than what you choose to wear or how many tats you have.
If people feel better about themselves when they are in your presence, then you have reached an important milestone. I'm not suggesting that you must entertain people, or be the life of the party, but you should strive to put people at ease, actually enjoy their company or make them look forward to seeing you. If you are more introverted, then you would want qualities that are admirable on their own, such as self-deprecation, trustworthiness, dependability, etc.
Everything here is about being a better person. Your physical appearance will tend to mirror your internal development, anyway. That is, unless you are as hopelessly ugly as I am, with this appalling 80s mustache that looks like it was glued on in haste for a truly awful Burt Reynolds movie. And that's after enough plastic surgery to bring Cher back from the dead. (When I posted pictures in this very forum, more than one dancer compared me to an actor who was actually dead throughout an entire movie, and was 20 years older than I am!) Trust me, I know that guys can be as insecure and self-conscious about their appearance as women can be, and it's far worse for guys who have their entire sense of self-worth tied up in their academic and intellectual achievements. This is natural for many science geeks your age because you haven't had time to get out and expand your life and take risks and embrace people and fall in love and do a fair measure of simply growing up.
Move away from this as quickly as you can. Embrace life and people in all their inspirational variety. Seek to become a better person yourself. Have fun, get out and socialize, take risks, spend much more time with and around girls. Oh, and move out of your parents’ basement as soon as you possibly can. To steal a line from “Superbad,” that alone makes you the anti-poon.
Thanks for the advice. Contrary to you though I feel old..I haven't experienced what mostly everyone else has. I feel like I'm so behind and it's too late to catch up.
I have no friends..I never managed to make any after I left my home country (which was when I was 10 years old).
my attitude toward the world has been a mix of apathy, hostility, resentment, pity and happiness. I am not particularly hostile to people though. I have some acquaintances but nobody to "hang out" with. The acquaintances I have seem to enjoy talking to me.
I'm not gonna post pics..the hostility that came from my fatty comment tells me I shouldn't lol.
Glamgirl
01-16-2008, 11:58 AM
how come you cant hang out with your aquaintances? Maybe they could introduce you to women they know so even if you dont like any of them, you are at least getting to interract with them. :)
But the best thing to to remember is that beauty comes from within and while you may not find them attractive on first glance, as you get to know them they can become more attractive to you. Hence why you can have some "so called plain" girls and guys with beautiful partners. Its not about the cover its all about the inside ;)
I wouldn t be too afraid of postin your pic if you want ppl to asses why girls dont approach you.
TigersMilk
01-16-2008, 11:59 AM
Don't stink, wash your feet and make me something good to eat. Yeup that works.
I <3 silly troll questions.