View Full Version : What comes after SWPL ?
Bob_Loblaw
01-27-2008, 08:48 PM
So Mr P, what you are saying (I'm paraphrasing here) is that Jenny is mule-like in her determination to make a point, or refute an argument? And you sort of admire that?
Actually, I would surmise he intended on calling her an ass. *sigh* I can only imagine what that ass is like.
Fine, it will have to be me then. Looks like I'll be doing the dirty work again. That's ok, Ukrainian revenge is far more brutal and painful than the Canadian version.
I dunno. The pin from the blue participation ribbon we hand out can prick the skin if you're not careful.
hockeybobby
01-28-2008, 06:32 PM
Actually, I would surmise he intended on calling her an ass. *sigh* I can only imagine what that ass is like.
hmmmm....Jenny's ass
I wonder if that's what comes after SWPL? Postulating on stripper's totally excellent rear (POSTER). Jeez, I wonder if that's how all these threads eventually end...a couple of canucks wondering what the girls ass looks like on a message board?
:P
hb
Snappa
01-28-2008, 07:24 PM
Fine, it will have to be me then. Looks like I'll be doing the dirty work again. That's ok, Ukrainian revenge is far more brutal and painful than the Canadian version.,
Ooh, I've heard about you former Eastern Bloc women. It's said that you make the best assassins and spies because behind your vampish facades lie sheer ruthlessness. (Yes, I read a lot of spy novels and watch James Bond movies.)
JoeUnCool
02-23-2008, 08:08 AM
I'm currently in the Stripper Worshipping Pathetic Loser (SWPL) stage of my 3 month strip clubbing career. I've noticed the enthusiasm I had previously has started to diminish ever so slightly lately. I was just wondering what the next phase is? I hope it has a more interesting acronym too.
I'd love to hear from you experienced dudes out there...and blue side lurking dancers too.
hb
Ok, it kinda reads like you are out of this phase. Let's move onto other phases that are ahead of you:
Dancers are good people.
You attempt to save dancer's from themselves. I've never been in this stage, just heard about it.
Single dancer, or dancers, takes all of your money, destroys your dignity, and sends you home crying.
Dancers are all bad people.
The you get drunk and are saved by a dancer with a heart of gold.
There are some bad dancers out there, but most are good people.
You are educated in telling the good and bad dancers apart inspite of the fact you look like a mark.Ok, I think that kinda covers the stages that are ahead of you. Personally, I am somewhere around stages 6 & 7. I've met dancers with a heart of gold and dancers that would rip your heart out and eat it just for pleasure. How do you tell the difference? There are no hard and fast rules.
Anyway, my suggestions for going forward are fairly simple:
Don't go every night or on a regular basis. I don't go ever day or once a week, but I probably make it in about twice a month. Right now, I'm on a slightly high burn rate, but the months before, I was on a much lower burn rate.
Don't go to the same club every time.
Don't get drunk. Drinking leads to sloppiness. You get off your game and then you are throwing money at the girls. The worst thing to do is be seen as the rain man.
Treat the girls with respect. They will eat out of your hands if you do this. Ask the girls questions, they always love to talk about themselves.
Don't expect a lot of honesty. Don't expect the girls to tell you too much about themselves.
Don't tell too much about your self that results in being traceable. I've been tracked down before and its not fun when "Candy" gets your private phone number by calling your general office number and someone is dumb enough to give it out because she says she's your sister trying to track you down for a family emergency. Or when you go into a club and the girl says that she found out you have megabucks stashed away when she googled for your information and ended up running a credit check on you. You laugh, but this shit happens.Most dancers are just regular people. There are some bad girls out there, but they are in the minority.
Dancers are selling a fantasy. Realize that when you aren't at the club, the fantasy is turned off.
Also, realize that this site is not the "stripper world" either. Some of these girls are just plain militant in their views. They say things here that they would never say in the real world or to a customer standing in front of them. The term Passive-Aggressive comes to mind.
I hope some of this helps. Don't worry, you are destined to make the same mistakes every other PL has ever made.
Mr. Uncool
JoeUnCool
02-23-2008, 08:15 AM
Excellent reply. One thing I did notice for myself which kind of twigged me that things were changing was I noticed my bank account was consistently going in the wrong direction. Being normally careful about that sort of thing, an adjustment in the recreation budget became a priority. Having done that, I realized that some sort of reason/rational thought had returned which had previously been on hiatus. I still go a couple of times a week though.
hb
Major suggestion, a couple of times a week is too much.
Mr. Uncool
JoeUnCool
02-23-2008, 08:17 AM
back in the days of 14.4/28.8k analog modems..............
Now there is somebody that has been around.........
JoeUnCool
02-23-2008, 08:23 AM
hb - geez man. I don't eat the customers. That's just a rumor. This will probably surprise you, based on my online demeamour of sweetness and light, but I don't tend to attract worshippy type customers. I generally have to settle for "I guess in this light, you'll do. From the back - please don't turn around."
LMFAO (laughing my fucking ass off).
Isn't it funny how the different types tend to attract each other. Some of the trends that I have noticed:
The business guys like the statuesque girls.
The darker guys like the girls with junk in da trunk.
The immigrants tend to go for the slightly heavier girls.
Younger guys tend to go for the reallly really thin girls.Obviously, these are just trends that I have seen. Not saying its true for everyone.
Mr. Uncool
JoeUnCool
02-23-2008, 08:26 AM
Sigh
hb dude I am trying to teach you.
Your post should have proclaimed all the reasons why you wouldn't want to be picked.
I suck as a teacher :( I am backing off.
FBR
Perhaps the problem was the student?
Katrine
02-23-2008, 09:07 PM
LMFAO (laughing my fucking ass off).
Isn't it funny how the different types tend to attract each other. Some of the trends that I have noticed:
The business guys like the statuesque girls.
The darker guys like the girls with junk in da trunk.
The immigrants tend to go for the slightly heavier girls.
Younger guys tend to go for the reallly really thin girls.Obviously, these are just trends that I have seen. Not saying its true for everyone.
Mr. Uncool
It would seem that way, but its not always true. Or at least if it was, many of us would never make money since the above make up a large demographic of the customer base.
hockeybobby
02-24-2008, 02:54 PM
Perhaps the problem was the student?
I super-suck as a student. I'm as dumb as a bag of hammers. :)
Thanks for all of your honest feedback Joe.
hb
JoeUnCool
02-26-2008, 08:35 AM
I super-suck as a student. I'm as dumb as a bag of hammers. :)
Thanks for all of your honest feedback Joe.
hb
No, you aren't dumb. It just sounds like you are new to the club scene, that's all.
Joe