View Full Version : Toddlers Say the Oddest Things
CallMeSky
02-09-2008, 03:15 PM
2 1/2 year old daughter saw a fat woman at a restruant, and said very loudly, and in a very excited voice - "Look mommy, she has a baby in her belly!!!" All proud of herself. I felt terrible for the lady.
StrawberrySwitchblade
02-09-2008, 04:07 PM
Tell that to my joints! Its oh-so-sexy when I'm dancing for a guy and when I stand up my knees pop.
Hey, my joints pop and crack all the time, and I'm just shy of 22.
cherryripeboy
02-09-2008, 04:12 PM
So my son and I are goofing around with the baby, and he keeps saying boobies, boobies, and trying to turn everything I say into boobies. Real Sneekey boobies...
I'll tell the baby something like googie, googie, goo, ubbie doobie do...then JCB will go boobie boobie, boo... so I say. Son, really lay off the boobies... so he goes "but what about beever?.... I nearly fell on the floor, he can't know that one yet right?
blayze
02-10-2008, 01:07 AM
So my son and I are goofing around with the baby, and he keeps saying boobies, boobies, and trying to turn everything I say into boobies. Real Sneekey boobies...
I'll tell the baby something like googie, googie, goo, ubbie doobie do...then JCB will go boobie boobie, boo... so I say. Son, really lay off the boobies... so he goes "but what about beever?.... I nearly fell on the floor, he can't know that one yet right?
LMAO!!!!!
how old is he? i hope my son doesn't start babbling on about boobs too soon!!!
Lysondra
02-10-2008, 04:48 AM
Hey, my joints pop and crack all the time, and I'm just shy of 22.
Every night when I lie down my entire pelvis pops about three times in five different places.
It confuses people.
'Did your vagina just pop?'
cherryripeboy
02-10-2008, 08:20 AM
LMAO!!!!!
how old is he? i hope my son doesn't start babbling on about boobs too soon!!!
JCB is 4. He was breast fed, so somehow he understands the term boobies, boobs, boobie milk... His brother JLB (how about JCBII lol) is breast fed as well. He has constant exposure to boobies.... lol
At least he has not grabbed a woman since he was three... Woman used to pick him up, straight for the boobs...
I also got him out of the habit of ass slapping... He is a little devil, but he'll become a gentleman eventually.
iambonbon05
02-10-2008, 03:06 PM
Mine are too embarrassing to talk about, even now. LOL.
Wish I could remember some from my nephew. Church+little kid = always some interesting comments.
But when my sister was nannying, the little girl she was caring for really liked to go to the library and get this book about socks. But she couldn't say socks. It sounded more like fucks, and whenever the subject of the book came up she'd start screaming it.
My sister was afraid she'd say it in front of her parents and make them think that she'd been saying it around the little girl, so to solve the problem when her parents got home she told the little girl "why don't you go get your book?"
"FUCKS! FUCKS" Got the book, showed it to the parents, parents laughed, everybody's happy.
saphire123456
02-10-2008, 04:08 PM
this one is about my little cousin: i guess she has just recently figured out that trucks beep when they back up, so she and my aunt were in a grocery store, and this enormously fat woman backed up so my cousin wondered rather loudly, "mommy, why isn't she beeping?":-[
Alaska
02-10-2008, 04:15 PM
I was babysitting a 7 year old girl, and she was sitting in the backseat of my car, Depeche Mode was playing, and she pipes up: "Oh! Is this Elvis?" :laughing: I don't think I'll ever forget that!!!
blayze
02-12-2008, 07:36 AM
JCB is 4. He was breast fed, so somehow he understands the term boobies, boobs, boobie milk... His brother JLB (how about JCBII lol) is breast fed as well. He has constant exposure to boobies.... lol
At least he has not grabbed a woman since he was three... Woman used to pick him up, straight for the boobs...
I also got him out of the habit of ass slapping... He is a little devil, but he'll become a gentleman eventually.
LOL! so cute!
lgrant98001
02-12-2008, 08:00 AM
My little niece, the same one who told me that scenery doesn't move, could recognize Dairy Queen signs well before she could read, and would get all excited. Unfortunately, she also recognized Earl Keim Realty signs as Dairy Queen signs, since they were roughly the same color and shape. Explaining to her why we couldn't stop for ice cream at the realtor's office was difficult....