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paintgoddess
02-08-2008, 12:25 PM
The worse was tonight though I was hanging upside down on the pole and farted then sat up to climb up and put my face right through it.. not cool.

One of the best fart stories ever.

PhillyDancer1982
02-08-2008, 03:56 PM
Ugh at my club, the one side of the bar frequently seems to smell like farts. This even happens on different days when different customers are visiting. Perhaps there is something drawing the gassy farting guys over to that side of the bar or nearby it? :(

Bridgette
02-09-2008, 03:12 PM
^Stringfellow's in London had that same problem. Every time I'd walk through the crowd at the upstairs bar I'd find myself gasping for some non-polluted air.

HuxandKisses
02-10-2008, 12:20 AM
It was nearing the end of our room, so I acted more inebriated than I actually was, and "accidentally" (strategically) spilled a drink on him so that he wouldn't immediately notice the dark spot on his pants. God, I felt like such a heathen-bitch!
OMG!! NICE! LOL that is friggin great.

I had the SAME blood mistake, OH MY GOD that is such the worst...

But yeah, I have had a Champagne room SBD, god dam bastard.

Also, I HATE DANCE FLOOR in the club SBD's!!! It's like people do it on purpose to be gross-asses!! LOL nasty internal body stench, gross

21stcenturyfox
02-10-2008, 05:01 AM
Ive only ever been in VIP twice and both times were difficult.

The first time, Im dancing for this guy and he's asking me over and over if he can lick my asshole and Im like, no thanks, Im just not comfortable with that. He's trying to pay me more for it and Im like nope. So while we're talking this out, his buddy with all the money is sitting with one of the veteran house girls who makes a lot of money and is a straight whore and he thinks there is an argument going on, so he stands up and starts yelling at me and asking me how much i want. I just say hey, ive got no beef with anyone, i just need my money for the dance and im out of here.

later i hear that the veteran house girl got into a fight with the other girl who was in VIP with us who invited me in saying she shouldnt have invited a clean girl in there with them. apparently they beat the shit out of eachother. the club called me, asked me what happened and told them. both girls couldnt work for 2 weeks until their bruises healed...

the second time i had to spend 2 hours coming up with reasons why the guy i was with couldnt finger me or kiss me. it was getting tiresome. eventually he bet me that i wouldnt snog the girl next to me, so i did and made a nice £50 out of that! haha!

Lysondra
02-10-2008, 07:00 AM
I had a friend who was dancing for a woman that admitted to her she was 7 months pregnant. A few weeks later she got a lapdance from my friend again. This time she started crying and said she had just found out the baby had died.

Yup, my friend was giving a lapdance to a woman with a miscarried faetus in her extended belly.

Why someone gets a lapdance when miscarrying is beyond me, but apparently she came in a few days later flatter than ever. :O

Edit: Oops, I thought you meant to share gross stories, not fart stories.

AlexxaHex
02-10-2008, 01:21 PM
^^That is so sad...and strange. The last thing I'd want while losing a child is a lap dance but then again I never have so I can't really say what I'd do.

Lyssa Lynn
02-10-2008, 06:43 PM
At my club there was a girl NO ONE could stand. Unfortunately, a house fee is a house fee, in the owners eye...until, on top of all her quirks, one day she had the most RANK farts. She found it hysterical...no one else was laughing...the poor customer she kept farting on complained to management...she was finally fired.

Alaska
02-11-2008, 09:37 AM
^*gets ideas for the future*

dollyrocker
02-12-2008, 12:55 AM
I only farted in the club a few times *knocks on wood*, but I'd rather fart on the floor cuz then I could blame it one whoever walks by. Up on stage though, god forbid someone tips you and has to smell it... who would you blame it on then???

Come to think of it, I just got hired at a club with 7 stages. Shiiit, if anyone has tips on how to hold it in (or keep in from smelling), please dish asap. Just in case!

White & Nerdy
02-16-2008, 12:51 AM
You all have to watch this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnSKcV6l5A8

sol_de_pr2
02-17-2008, 10:37 PM
I sure as hell don't want a dancer farting as I poke my nose in her ass ;D