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cameron_keys
02-05-2008, 12:06 AM
What will I do without StripperWeb in my life?
I'm sure you'll find out soon enough
xdamage
02-05-2008, 01:50 AM
...I'm an average guy with a heart of gold....
ACK!!!
This is all wrong, sooo... wrong...
p.s., J is right about something. No guy thinks they are a bad guy.
i'm dating a guy with muscles and he's not the nicest person on earth except to me and he makes me feel safe and i like feeling that way
Lapaholic
02-05-2008, 07:30 AM
Poor Walter - nice guys finish last ... u know that!!!
ETA - I seriously have Neal Young's Heart OF Gold playing in my head .... which is weird - why are there canadians in my head....
Ive been a miner for a heart of gold ....
Snappa
02-05-2008, 08:00 AM
^^^
It's a new plot. Scientists working for the government in Canada has found a way to project Canadian thoughts directly into the heads of the rest of the world. Within 6 months, we'll all be fans of hockey and curling and world peace will be achieved.
xoxoGracexoxo
02-05-2008, 08:38 AM
NOoooooo! Walter, come back!! I was just getting into being lectured about stereotypes by a guy who's opening post implied that ALL strippers are into dating guys with muscles, ALL of whom are stupid and vain...
What Nice Guys like you need to learn is that actually being nice goes way beyond declaring oneself to be so and then wallowing in self-pity about it. Very few people deliberately set out to be assholes. Most assholes go through life thinking they are "nice" and misunderstood.
"Nice" is a way that you act. It's a pretty broad term, but in general involves treating other people the way you'd want to be treated and trying to see other points of view and all that good stuff. Throwing out negative stereotypes in a public forum as a thinly-veiled excuse for bickering and name-calling is not typically considered "nice" behavior.
Genuinely nice people usually have a fair success rate at attracting partners. If you are not having the success you seek, maybe it's time for some hard-headed self-evaluation.
((Psssst. Walter. I know you're still reading. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...}:D))
Taylorlila
02-05-2008, 09:35 AM
I said $20 is a lot of money and I got destroyed for saying it
I don't care how nice you are, I'm not gonna support your ass. And if $20 is a lotta money sounds like I might be...
Pretty_Penny
02-05-2008, 10:29 AM
musclely testosteroney guys < art fags and nerds
and ps.
every guy i've ever known who has spent a lot of time and effort and talking about how "girls only date assholes" and he "can't get a girlfriend" even though he's a "nice guy"....
has been someone with deep emotional issues. it's not that they are needy and weak either. looking back on it, i think most of them were judgmental and elitist/self absorbed in some way. you can be self absorbed without doting on yourself physically you know.
SundayMorning
02-05-2008, 10:48 AM
My husband is a fucking nice guy. But I have never, NEVER heard him say it about himself. He's too busy being a nice guy. And uhhh sleeping with his hot stripper wife. :finger:
TheTempest
02-05-2008, 10:52 AM
I don't care if he's a nice guy or a muscle head or a combination of both (some muscle heads are NICE GUYS). All that matters is that he has a nice butt and a huge wang.
stellaforstars
02-05-2008, 11:02 AM
This thread thoroughly entertained me for a good 10 minutes. Thanks again, StripperWeb, for making my day just a bit better.
PrettyCurlieQ
02-05-2008, 11:12 AM
I think in your opinion, guys fall into one of two categories: gorgeous and boring, or homely and interesting, with a 'heart of gold'
I got both thank you very much!
Phil-W
02-05-2008, 12:00 PM
I've always remembered a comment by a dancer from a number of years ago:
"The motivations that bring guys into strip venues are the reasons why I'd never see a customer outside of work".
My personal guess is that less than 0.5% of dancers have ended up in a serious relationship with a guy they've met while working.
Long odds indeed......
Phil.
velvet
02-05-2008, 12:37 PM
My husband is a fucking nice guy. But I have never, NEVER heard him say it about himself. He's too busy being a nice guy. And uhhh sleeping with his hot stripper wife. :finger:
mine too lol!
No... no...No Sorry no muscle heads or nice guys or boyfriends for me, I date girls (ussually hott crazy one's with hearts of thier last victoms still hanging from thier fangs)
Anyhow of all the dancers i know only 1 like muscle heads(but real nice 1's that did everything she said and worshipped her).
All the others had different taste--some likes scrubs that abused them and took their money to spend on drugs and other women, while a few had steady happy relationships with guys that were just adverage joes they grew up w, to others who dated a different type of guy every week.
Point is every dancer finds different things attractive in who we will date.
Muscles not being it for all and nice might work with some, but to me nice is what I would say about some1 I didn't find sexaul interesting, but liked as a person. Heck I wouldn't have ever called my ex nice--cuz she really wasn't she was an evil bitch on a good day, but damn she was sexy and my type of evil bitch I adored being with. I have dated the nicest and sweetest as well, but really I could only go for that for so long before it starts trying to change me into somekinda carebare I'm just not ever going to be so why would I pretend that's what I want in a girl when it's not really.
You are one organized (and hysterical) stripper broad.
Well, I guess that just about covers the bullshit "I'm a nice guy" act. The least you could've done was maintain the facade long enough for people not to read what an obvious miscalculation of your character it was on your part.
Pretty_Penny
02-05-2008, 02:56 PM
i was in the mall today and became completely reminded of this thread. there was a guy (about 45 years old) talking to a female (about 40 years old). i could tell by his tone that he was bitching, so i listened in a bit while looking through the shelves.
he said, and this is an EXACT quote....
"i can't find a girlfriend because all the girls younger than me are dumb as a post and all the girls my age or older have been used up and are bitter"
really.
so IOW he's saying "i can't find a girlfriend because all women are either stupid or are bitches"
you're right dude. THAT'S why you can't find a girlfriend. i'm sure he "impressed" the woman he was hitting on with that statement. she looked like she was trying to back away pretty obviously.
Anyway, I'm a gentleman to a fault, but gentlemen are not "nice guys." Their dark side is what keeps them from becoming unglued in the face of tragedy, or running away from a physical threat or doing the deeply disturbing -- but necessary -- thing. In this life, a heart of gold gets you killed. Literally or figuratively.
"We sleep peaceful in our beds because Rough Men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm" - G. Orwell
There’s a huge difference from being a man of integrity and decency than a having a “heart of gold.” My dog had a heart of gold, but he was not real bright and slobbered on me…
RoseLeigh
02-05-2008, 03:42 PM
i was in the mall today and became completely reminded of this thread. there was a guy (about 45 years old) talking to a female (about 40 years old). i could tell by his tone that he was bitching, so i listened in a bit while looking through the shelves.
he said, and this is an EXACT quote....
"i can't find a girlfriend because all the girls younger than me are dumb as a post and all the girls my age or older have been used up and are bitter"
The best part is how he calls them 'girls'.
Seriously, can we outlaw this use of 'nice guy'? Except when used by grandmas to describe their (deliquent, swearing, jobless) grandchildren?
hockeybobby
02-05-2008, 03:46 PM
Really, it's a shame I just can't meet a nice guy who could hold me after work and teach me how to cry.
Gee...I could teach you how to cry Jenny. The holding part would involve restraints though, and you'd be over my knee with a firm hand on your backside. I'll pretend I'm a nice guy reluctantly meting out badly needed discipline to an oh-so-deserving naughty lady. I might have a little trouble carrying off the reluctance part of the act though.
Hey everybody: If she pulls some SS about wanting to be paid for that, will you all take up a collection? (I'll pm you all with the details after the deed is done ;) don't tell Jenny though)
hb
just kidding
ViolaStrings
02-05-2008, 04:48 PM
OMG, I cannot STAND self proclaimed nice guys. That's just a synonym for sore loser. It's like a defense mechanism to justify interpersonal weakness, lack of social skills, and absence of cajones. "I may not go after what I want, or even know how to get it if I did... but I'm NICE! Who else is nice?!"
Women in general don't like "nice guys" because they are generally just losers with sand in their vagina.
Leave the niceness up to the women. Be a fucking man. Lift some weights. Be a dick at work, get some respect, get promoted and get more money. Come at me with confidence and I'll be turned on. Get yourself out there. Make me want you for you, not for how nice you'll supposedly treat me because you're lucky to have me, LOSER. UGH!
Bridgette
02-05-2008, 05:10 PM
OMG what a tired question.
1. Any guy who feels the need to advertise how golden his heart is has issues we don't want to deal with.
2. Asking this question shows your insecurities and makes you unattractive. You'll NEVER get anywhere with that.
3. People choose to date whomever they deem to be the best of their available choices. Hot chics have many choices, so most don't normally choose "average".
4. If you are asking what kind of guys "strippers" date, we don't want to date you, because you just want the "stripper" and not the WOMAN.
Snappa
02-05-2008, 06:36 PM
OMG, I cannot STAND self proclaimed nice guys. That's just a synonym for sore loser. It's like a defense mechanism to justify interpersonal weakness, lack of social skills, and absence of cajones. "I may not go after what I want, or even know how to get it if I did... but I'm NICE! Who else is nice?!"
Women in general don't like "nice guys" because they are generally just losers with sand in their vagina.
Leave the niceness up to the women. Be a fucking man. Lift some weights. Be a dick at work, get some respect, get promoted and get more money. Come at me with confidence and I'll be turned on. Get yourself out there. Make me want you for you, not for how nice you'll supposedly treat me because you're lucky to have me, LOSER. UGH!
:lovestruc: :rotfl: :worship:
CherryBomb954
02-05-2008, 06:57 PM
Nothing turns my stomach more than "muscle head pretty boys" If you spend 4 hours a day at the gym, take longer to get ready than I do, get pedicures/manicures/wax your eyebrows, tan in a tanning bed or wear enough cologne for people to smell you in China it's an instant turn off for me. Not all strippers (or women in general ) like these types of men. It's the media and pop culture that pushes it on us, the same way it pushes blue-eyed blonde big-boob barbie types on men. Not all men want a woman straight out of Playboy, and not all women want Jean Claude VanDamme.
Looks in my opinion can only go so far anyway.
iambonbon05
02-05-2008, 10:23 PM
4. If you are asking what kind of guys "strippers" date, we don't want to date you, because you just want the "stripper" and not the WOMAN.
Word.
Maybe instead of bitching about strippers only wanting muscle heads, pause and think for a moment about the fact that you are PL only wanting strippers? Whose being the one only caring about looks here?
yoda57us
02-06-2008, 05:15 AM
he said, and this is an EXACT quote....
"i can't find a girlfriend because all the girls younger than me are dumb as a post and all the girls my age or older have been used up and are bitter"
really.
so IOW he's saying "i can't find a girlfriend because all women are either stupid or are bitches"
you're right dude. THAT'S why you can't find a girlfriend. i'm sure he "impressed" the woman he was hitting on with that statement. she looked like she was trying to back away pretty obviously.
LOL, what cracks me up is that I heard a guy using almost this exact same rant trying to hit on the stripper he was sitting with behind me at a club a few weeks ago. Even funnier when he is whining to a late 30-something dancer that all of the women her age are "damaged goods"...I wonder how far that got him...
I agree with everyone who said that truly nice guys never describe themselves that way to other people that way.
doc-catfish
02-06-2008, 06:32 AM
Any of us could declare ourselves as "nice", but such a label really only carries weight if its given by our peers. Definitely an instance where actions speak a lot louder than words do. And if words are all one has to advertise themselves, well...they're putting a serious red flag on their ass.
I almost pity such people who can't figure this out because they're so absorbed in their own sense of entitlement. Almost.
And for the record the negative feelings towards the "nice" label aren't even gender specific. I wouldn't want to date a self-proclaimed "nice gal" either, for the very same neediness/entitlement issues still apply.
Jenny
02-06-2008, 06:46 AM
^^^
Really doc? I'm nice. And I have to remind people of that fact all the time.
mparks
02-06-2008, 07:10 AM
To the OP... One word: Self-confidence...
hockeybobby
02-06-2008, 07:32 AM
^^^
Really doc? I'm nice. And I have to remind people of that fact all the time.
Maybe in the real world you do...but not here. We all know you're nice, well, almost all of us.
hb
Vyanka
02-06-2008, 07:40 AM
No matter what the girl does for a living, we have different taste in men. ::)
xdamage
02-06-2008, 07:55 AM
Any of us could declare ourselves as "nice", but such a label really only carries weight if its given by our peers. Definitely an instance where actions speak a lot louder than words do. And if words are all one has to advertise themselves, well...they're putting a serious red flag on their ass.
I almost pity such people who can't figure this out because they're so absorbed in their own sense of entitlement. Almost.
And for the record the negative feelings towards the "nice" label aren't even gender specific. I wouldn't want to date a self-proclaimed "nice gal" either, for the very same neediness/entitlement issues still apply.
Exactly. In fact if the first thing a girl says to me is "I'm nice" my first thought is, "if you have to tell me this, something is seriously wrong you, and chances are it means you are not."
p.s. to the OP... being average is a fact, nothing wrong with that, but it is not a selling point either. Why would a hot woman with a lot of options make it a goal to find an "average" guy? Makes no sense. Human nature being what it is, people tend to be attracted to and seek out someone else who is the best possible choice, not an "average" choice. In fact, if you are seeking to date Strippers, it proves my point... there are probably 1-2 billion average women out there. you could be seeking.. yet here you are seeking out the not-average women. Good old human nature applies to us guys too.
SundayMorning
02-06-2008, 08:00 AM
Amused cat is entertained by the continuation of this thread.
Benjamin
02-06-2008, 08:24 AM
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
I mean the spirit is strong but the flesh... oh the flesh....
Benjamin
02-06-2008, 08:27 AM
No matter what the girl does for a living, we have different taste in men. ::)
Well, Lets just say I'm the common denominator. Though, I do wish women like you used money clips in your back pocket more often. MmmMMmmm Ass Sweat.
RoseWhite
02-06-2008, 08:29 AM
Benjamin, I knew it was just a matter of time before you showed up. C'mere, you . . .
stellaforstars
02-06-2008, 08:56 AM
Bahahahaha :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
God, I love these threads.
All Good Things
02-06-2008, 09:28 AM
^ Franklin was the oldest of the founding fathers, but also the horniest, most er, capable, and most dangerous on the prowl in Boston, Philly or New York. Madison, Jefferson, even John Adams of all people (considering the devotion of his wife) demanded to know where the hell he was at all times. He would fuck his way up and down the East Coast, and if the woman was married, so much the better.
They finally packed his ass up and sent him off to Paris to be ambassador just to keep him away from their women.
He would be so proud that he has become official stripper currency. Except, of course, he'd try to nail every single dancer he could. :)
Lunarobverse
02-06-2008, 09:41 AM
Yes, Ben Franklin is my favorite founding father. I think you're right, TOO, about how he'd feel about his popularity amongst dancers... :)
RoseWhite
02-06-2008, 09:52 AM
^ Franklin was the oldest of the founding fathers, but also the horniest, most er, capable, and most dangerous on the prowl in Boston, Philly or New York. Madison, Jefferson, even John Adams of all people (considering the devotion of his wife) demanded to know where the hell he was at all times. He would fuck his way up and down the East Coast, and if the woman was married, so much the better.
They finally packed his ass up and sent him off to Paris to be ambassador just to keep him away from their women.
He would be so proud that he has become official stripper currency. Except, of course, he'd try to nail every single dancer he could. :)
I'd love to hang out with him in the CR! I'll bet he'd chew my ear off for hours about libraries, electricity, glass harmoniums . . .
gingerlee
02-06-2008, 10:03 AM
Benjamin, I knew it was just a matter of time before you showed up. C'mere, you . . .
Heehee, I'll wrestle ya for him! You want to do it in jello or baby oil? }:D
Benjamin
02-06-2008, 10:42 AM
^ Franklin was the oldest of the founding fathers, but also the horniest, most er, capable, and most dangerous on the prowl in Boston, Philly or New York. Madison, Jefferson, even John Adams of all people (considering the devotion of his wife) demanded to know where the hell he was at all times. He would fuck his way up and down the East Coast, and if the woman was married, so much the better.
They finally packed his ass up and sent him off to Paris to be ambassador just to keep him away from their women.
He would be so proud that he has become official stripper currency. Except, of course, he'd try to nail every single dancer he could. :)
Jesus man! Get off my case. I AM proud but now you make me feel all creepy grandpa about it.
Ladies, I'm not really as bad as this man said. I love every woman I'm with from the moment I get up till the moment I leave out the back door while she's making breakfast.
Lunarobverse
02-06-2008, 10:45 AM
Benjamin, Curious Guest.
Fuckin' brilliant. My hat's off to you!
All Good Things
02-06-2008, 10:50 AM
^ That wasn't "creepy grandpa." It was pure admiration.
Trust me, none of your lady friends think you are creepy in the slightest. :)
gingerlee
02-06-2008, 11:00 AM
Benjamin, Curious Guest.
Fuckin' brilliant. My hat's off to you!
No, your hat's still on. I can see it. Don't rip off Ben by lying about your hat!
RoseLeigh
02-06-2008, 11:00 AM
^ That wasn't "creepy grandpa." It was pure admiration.
Trust me, none of your lady friends think you are creepy in the slightest. :)
So true. Benjy you can get into my thong any day. Well, the side of it at least. ;D
Benjamin
02-06-2008, 11:09 AM
Yes, Ben Franklin is my favorite founding father. I think you're right, TOO, about how he'd feel about his popularity amongst dancers... :)
Popularity is great and all, but there's a dark side my friend. Life's no fun at the tip rail when you're just grabbed OUT OF NOWHERE and before you know it your on someone's pulsating buldge while their in a progressively volitile negotiation process.
The things I've smelled.
Katrine
02-06-2008, 11:10 AM
Best. troll. Ever! Stick around Ben. As a matter of fact, stop posting as whomever else you are, and keep this handle.
Benjamin
02-06-2008, 11:19 AM
^ That wasn't "creepy grandpa." It was pure admiration.
Trust me, none of your lady friends think you are creepy in the slightest. :)
Pure admiration! My friend, you throw me around the club like you're in a cancer ward and I'm the cure! You NEED me. It's okay to say it. Say it, C'mon The Other Owner. Say: "I need you... Benjamin".
Yea. Daddy loves ya. :D
No, your hat's still on. I can see it. Don't rip off Ben by lying about your hat!
Wrong "hat"
So true. Benjy you can get into my thong any day. Well, the side of it at least. ;D
Remember that time back in 'Nam you slid me down the front of your thong? (Then you all freaked out and shit about "Oh where has that Benjamin been?!" And "Oh my god my boy friend did a line with him of my stepmom's best friend's bite marks!" I'M BENJAMIN GOD DAMMIT. RESPECT.) Anyways, I brag to washington about that ALL the time. He said the best he's ever gotten from you was grabbed, torn, and thrown on the stage only to be stepped on intermittently throughout your show.
Heh. He don't know what's up.
hockeybobby
02-06-2008, 11:50 AM
Benjamin: I don't like you. All the girls want you and fight over you. You've totally fucko'd the rest of us dudes.
Go Away!
hb