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Tara_SW
02-06-2008, 06:26 PM
i never had bunny slippers as a kid and I always wanted some so not long ago I bought a pair of super fuzzy ones but I would probably die of embarrasment if anyone other than my husband saw me wearing them.
kaiarose
02-06-2008, 06:48 PM
i never had bunny slippers as a kid and I always wanted some so not long ago I bought a pair of super fuzzy ones but I would probably die of embarrasment if anyone other than my husband saw me wearing them.
SundayMorning bought me a pair for the Secret Santa and they're adorable! They're my first pair of actual bunny slippers too ;D I wouldn't wear them to run errands in but if anyone sees me with them on, it's all good 8)
kitty260
02-06-2008, 06:57 PM
I have the first four seasons of 'Dallas' on DVD and won't rest until I have all 13.
Jay Zeno
02-06-2008, 09:11 PM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
I've gotten into heated online debates about whether Kirk or Picard was the superior starship captain. And by the way.....it's Picard.
Oh, man, I think I'm in love. Not to mention Stewart being the superior actor by a factor of, oh, 100 or so. :D
kitty260
02-06-2008, 09:27 PM
Oh, man, I think I'm in love. Not to mention Stewart being the superior actor by a factor of, oh, 100 or so. :D
You know, the only thing that pissed me off was that they hired a British actor to play a French character.
Patrick Stewart is a superb actor though, definitely. The best of all the Trek actors IMO, although I've always had a soft spot for Kate Mulgrew too.
Which brings me to my next embarassing confession: I think Captain Janeway is hot and I've had more then five erotic dreams about her.
hockeybobby
02-06-2008, 09:28 PM
^^^Kirk always got more chicks though JZ
hb
kitty260
02-06-2008, 09:29 PM
Kirk got more VD too, I'll bet.
AlexxaHex
02-06-2008, 09:48 PM
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I am a professional smooth operator with men, but am reduced to megadork when trying to talk to hot women.
I am a total 'TARD when it comes to making moves on women. I always think they are going to laugh at me, or they are too smart and not going to fall for my lame seductions. It's sad. I feel like a 13 year old boy when I try to hit on women.
naughty_princess
02-06-2008, 10:48 PM
i like a lot of anime...like inuyasha and full metal alchemist ..........
stellaforstars
02-06-2008, 11:10 PM
This is making me miss the confessions thread.
When no one's paying attention, I tie my hair in knots and then chew on it. Constantly.
I am addicted to One Tree Hill. I want to own it all on DVD. If that's not embarrassing, I don't know what is.
All Good Things
02-06-2008, 11:17 PM
You know, the only thing that pissed me off was that they hired a British actor to play a French character.
Patrick Stewart is a superb actor though, definitely. The best of all the Trek actors IMO, although I've always had a soft spot for Kate Mulgrew too.
Which brings me to my next embarassing confession: I think Captain Janeway is hot and I've had more then five erotic dreams about her.
OK, now you know I'm a hopeless geek -- When I was much younger I was actually a tour guide for the Star Trek exhibit at the Air and Space Museum. :-\
sexysunny
02-06-2008, 11:45 PM
when i am home alone i talk to invisable people, like real full blown conversations.
i know all the words to the first half of 'baby got back' from when i learnt them when i was 11... i got half way and then got bored with it.
i suck my thumb
Budai
02-07-2008, 12:14 AM
^^^Kirk always got more chicks though JZ
hb
But did he get more chicks than Jay-Z? :-\
Kirk got more VD too, I'll bet.
:alien: E.T. VD?...
Whoa, gnarly!!! :yikes:
phillyvixen
02-07-2008, 06:42 AM
when i was younger my mom had this big back massager from sharper image and of course i figured out how to put it between my legs and make something weird happen that felt pretty good :)
I had no idea i was masturbating and showed a girlfriend from school and she told everyone.
kitty69
02-07-2008, 07:25 AM
when i am home alone i talk to invisable people, like real full blown conversations.
i know all the words to the first half of 'baby got back' from when i learnt them when i was 11... i got half way and then got bored with it.
i suck my thumb
'Baby got back' is one of my favorite songs have got it on more than one cd AND I know all the words :-[
Polekitten
02-07-2008, 08:03 AM
I have a Sesame Street coloring book I color while watching TV.
I still sleep with a stuffed raccoon that's been with me since I was 3. Its nose fell off, it's tail is held on by a thread, and it just recently had its head reattached. (Bf stabbed its neck with a nail file and felt bad when its head fell off. He sat in bed and sewed it back on for me. so cute!!) The embarrassing part is that he yells at me to throw the damn thing off the bed when we have sex.
OMG if my bf stabbed my teddy he would not be my bf anymore! Thats like, the worst thing he could do!>:(
Snappa
02-07-2008, 08:08 AM
I still play Dungeons & Dragons with some of my 30something geek friends once every couple of weeks.
Awkward conversation with the last g/f:
"What are all those little toys?"
"Those aren't toys, they're miniatures. They're for..."
"They look like toys."
"Ok, they're toys. But they're worth a lot of money."
"..."
threlayer
02-07-2008, 09:13 AM
I talk with myself when I'm working.
I've never been drunk and don't intend to get so.
I was a boy scout; some think I still am. (Little do they know....)
I'm too aggresive with my friends, but sincere and helpful nontheless.
I work below my level of ability; work hard, just not at jobs that often tax my brain to a limit.
I spend lots of time organizing my computer and not enough organizing my house, finances, future etc.
I still like assembling plastic models.
I like my cat better than I like my friends (except for my sexy gf).
I download more music than porn (is that bad?).
My neighbors think I have too many crazy people over, and that I am too generous. I do too
I am in the middle of a 'hating strip clubs' cycle.
I have a lot of vintage electronics that I am reluctant to sell, even though I don't us them and they go for good money on eBay.
AkashaM
02-07-2008, 12:58 PM
when I was 5, I loved Mary Poppins. Soooo, I tried to fly off my balcony with my supercool hello kitty umbrella. Not only did I not fly, (dammit) the umbrella broke and was lodged into my hand. I still have a scar on my ring finger--oops.
other than that...Im perfect! =P
Scarlett.Oz
02-07-2008, 01:17 PM
I am a total 'TARD when it comes to making moves on women. I always think they are going to laugh at me, or they are too smart and not going to fall for my lame seductions. It's sad. I feel like a 13 year old boy when I try to hit on women.
Yep and yep.
I'm shy in real life, nobody i know well believes me.
sometimes i feel like a fraud.
xs
iambonbon05
02-07-2008, 01:26 PM
Ha, I used to hump the side of my mattress when I was really young. Didn't know what I was doing but er, yeah.
I have a little fuzzy of hair at the top of my buttcrack, and I have about three hairs that repeatedly grow on my boobs. I pluck them out and a couple weeks later they're back, in the same spot.
I sing in my car. Really loud. Really bad. And I don't care that people can see me but if somehow they end up hearing me (like if I forget I have my window open) I get really embarrassed.
Taylorlila
02-07-2008, 01:45 PM
I really can't handle my alcohol. I'm always the 1st one passed out at parties. One I could actually hear everybody making fun of me for passing out but I was too in love with the bed to get up and defend myself.
blondhottie
02-07-2008, 03:54 PM
I once got so drunk two years ago that a friend and I went into a strip club and I threw up all over the bar. Everybody in the place saw me puke too since it was a slow night. I really didn't drink that much either, but I hadn't eaten for several hours prior to that. Drinking on an empty stomach fucks me up really fast. I was so embarrassed-I didn't go back there for a long time after that. Luckily the next time I went in there, it was all new people working.
TheTempest
02-07-2008, 04:16 PM
Oh man, the puking got me thinking (now we're getting into embarrassing... and I'm terribly honest about myself).
The ONE AND ONLY time I tried acid (I was... 17 or 18 ), the first hit didn't kick in so I took another. They both hit me at once and I lost everything in my brain to the drug. I walked out of the bedroom half naked, bumping into my best friend and her boyfriend who were just SHOCKED, and then went potty and forgot to pull my pants down or lift the seat. Thankfully it was just number one.
Drugs are bad, mmmmmmmmkay?
rooster470
02-07-2008, 06:28 PM
I still play Dungeons & Dragons with some of my 30something geek friends once every couple of weeks.
Awkward conversation with the last g/f:
"What are all those little toys?"
"Those aren't toys, they're miniatures. They're for..."
"They look like toys."
"Ok, they're toys. But they're worth a lot of money."
"..."
"They're not dolls, they're action figures." :)
Ava Jadore
02-07-2008, 06:57 PM
Awww this thread cracks me up...I love it ;D!
As for me...I'll admit that I have eaten macaroni and cheese for dinner for the past three nights. Not because I can't afford anything else but because that is what I REALLY wanted to eat :-\ !
kitty260
02-07-2008, 07:02 PM
I barfed on a bunny once. It was totally a wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time sort of situation.
In a similar hunting accident, I also urinated on a partridge.
TheSexKitten
02-07-2008, 07:03 PM
I still pick my boogers!
When I bite my nails, I eat the trimmings rather than spitting them out (protein??).
I blast 3LW sometimes when I'm getting ready for work.
Kaylinn
02-07-2008, 07:37 PM
when i was younger my mom had this big back massager from sharper image and of course i figured out how to put it between my legs and make something weird happen that felt pretty good :)
I had no idea i was masturbating and showed a girlfriend from school and she told everyone.
oh god. My mom had one to, and oh god, this is bad. I was sitting in her bedroom trying out her new massager, and discovered how good it felt to put it between my legs. It was atthat moment she decided to walk in. My great defense? " I was just massaging my thighs. ::)
scarlett_vancouver
02-07-2008, 08:51 PM
I barfed on a bunny once. It was totally a wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time sort of situation.
In a similar hunting accident, I also urinated on a partridge.
Dude. Stay away from animals!
I was on a date a few months ago, and a dog walked up to me, lifted it's leg, and peed on me. I was so shocked I didn't even move, I just got peed on.
Snappa
02-09-2008, 11:15 PM
OK, now you know I'm a hopeless geek -- When I was much younger I was actually a tour guide for the Star Trek exhibit at the Air and Space Museum. :-\
Nice, I miss that place. When I was growing up in suburban MD, we'd skip school and go spend the day on the Mall, usually at the Air and Space museum. Which, in and of itself is pretty geeky.
HuxandKisses
02-10-2008, 12:15 AM
I'll confess, I go without cleaning out my car for long periods of time. :boxedin:
I second that.
and oh yeah, I still sing Little Mermaid disney so:D ngs...
michele_b
02-10-2008, 08:45 AM
^^^^^I'm glad i'm not the only one. I have another one. I was painting my nails and this reminded me, lol. I think I was in like 5th grade or something. I found a bottle of whiteout and thought it was fingernail polish so I painted my nails with it. I went to school and all the kids were laughing at me. They were like "why do you have whiteout on your nails?" HAHA.
X Evan X
02-10-2008, 10:34 AM
I sing along to PM Dawn & Seal when they come on the radio.
I sleep on top of the covers with my clothes on when I'm alone.
My vehicles hate me for letting them go so long between baths!
-E
Polekitten
02-10-2008, 12:39 PM
^^^^^I'm glad i'm not the only one. I have another one. I was painting my nails and this reminded me, lol. I think I was in like 5th grade or something. I found a bottle of whiteout and thought it was fingernail polish so I painted my nails with it. I went to school and all the kids were laughing at me. They were like "why do you have whiteout on your nails?" HAHA.
This reminds me of something I did as a little girl. I was using my mums make-up and thought that her lipstick shaped concealer was actually a lipstick and put it on my lips. I actually went out like that thinking I looked faaabulous. Everyone as like, "Why do you have no lips? You look like your dead." :-[
i.breathe.in
02-10-2008, 12:49 PM
past: i used to wear headgear
present: i have this wierd chin hair i get once a month that i pluck out.....it scares me.
michele_b
02-10-2008, 12:55 PM
This reminds me of something I did as a little girl. I was using my mums make-up and thought that her lipstick shaped concealer was actually a lipstick and put it on my lips. I actually went out like that thinking I looked faaabulous. Everyone as like, "Why do you have no lips? You look like your dead." :-[
BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! :rotfl: I did that TOO!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone was asking me the same thing. I completely forgot about that. I was like, I look hot as hell for school today. HAHAHAHA!!
nikita
02-10-2008, 03:13 PM
Hmm.. I am too very messy, car included. There is sometimes up to 5-8 empty cups on my end table because I am too lazy to take them into the kitchen. But then, on a whim every 3 weeks or so I just scrub down the house, I mean really scrub. I mostly do it when I am feeling down and it makes me feel like I have control again.
I am a regular visitor to the "neopets" website.
I love, love any movie that has a teen feel to it, especially the "teen cinderella" stories.
I secretly wish that USA would bring back "Up all night" with those wonderful b-movies.
scarlett_vancouver
02-10-2008, 03:17 PM
I slept with the light on til I was...I dunno, I still do many nights. I was a teenager before I was actually able to sleep in the dark. And not just a nightlight- the whole room had to be lit up for me to sleep. :D
Polekitten
02-10-2008, 04:25 PM
past: i used to wear headgear
present: i have this wierd chin hair i get once a month that i pluck out.....it scares me.
I get the chin hairs too, like 3 of them. Not very sexy:(
I feel like I spend half my time taking pills and supplements to try and make the hair on my head grow, and the other half removing hair from the rest of my body. :-\
RebeccaSolidarity
02-10-2008, 08:19 PM
As for me...I'll admit that I have eaten macaroni and cheese for dinner for the past three nights. Not because I can't afford anything else but because that is what I REALLY wanted to eat :-\ !
Oh no, this is embarassing? I have been doing it too.... /:O
Ha.
Well, um... I have been playing Dungeons & Dragons since junior high?
BrunetteGoddess
02-10-2008, 08:24 PM
I treat cars like people. My car is a boy named Scooby, which I talk to all the time, pat it, and smile at it when I'm cleaning the parking lot. I imagine cars having facial expressions.
firekitten19
02-10-2008, 08:40 PM
Which brings me to my next embarassing confession: I think Captain Janeway is hot and I've had more then five erotic dreams about her.
Don't feel bad. I have had quite a few erotic dreams about Captain Jack Sparrow. Not Johnny Depp...Capatain Jack!!
Speaking of Johnny Depp, I just ordered like 5 Johnny Deep dvd's and the Sweeny Todd soundtrack off of amazon...I am a geek!!:P
LoveComesFromWithin
02-10-2008, 08:43 PM
When I was 4-5 years old I used to hump my teddybear constantly. I'm now 23 and still humping away. (not teddybears though!)
omygosh, i did the same thing 9 and older with a green bunny
Rockette
02-10-2008, 10:22 PM
I pick my nose. A lot. Usually when I'm driving or peeing (I have no idea!). When I'm driving I flick them out the window, and when I'm peeing I put them on the stall walls.
HuxandKisses
02-14-2008, 03:08 PM
omygosh, i did the same thing 9 and older with a green bunny
Hey, ME TOO! LMAO!!
Only I would line them up like a totem pole person hahahahhahaa LOL LOL
I am glad I was not weird...or maybe, we are just weird together lol
DSUsb19
02-14-2008, 03:20 PM
I'm an extremely gassy person, and I still think farts are hilarious.
SuburbanSocialite
02-14-2008, 03:45 PM
I have a few hairs on my nipples and like three chin hairs. They make her feel like I'm becoming a man or something.
michele_b
02-14-2008, 03:47 PM
I have a few hairs on my boobies too. Not many at all and you can't see them unless you are right at them but they are there.
XxAmber89xX
05-26-2008, 11:22 PM
I'm a peeping tom.
If I'm staying in a hotel room and hear people getting it on in the next room that drives me crazy horny... I'm the perv girl that will hold a cup to the wall with my ear on it and my other hand brazing my breast or holding my crotch...