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Mia M
05-26-2008, 11:26 PM
I'm a peeping tom.
If I'm staying in a hotel room and hear people getting it on in the next room that drives me crazy horny... I'm the perv girl that will hold a cup to the wall with my ear on it and my other hand brazing my breast or holding my crotch...
Dear lord! That's not embarassing, that's ridiculously HOTT!!! Please, post pics...
Me, I have a really bad laugh... like I'm gasping for breath... and it's loud. Big, bad, unsexy laugh.
VegasPrincess
05-27-2008, 05:08 AM
I still suck my thumb if I can't sleep....
ahmeerah
05-27-2008, 06:35 AM
My apartment is a horrible mess. I won't let people in when it's like this. Even if they're outside and really have to pee. I make them go in the bushes.
ahmeerah
05-27-2008, 06:38 AM
Last night I slept on my bed and there are no sheets on it.
LuckyOne
05-27-2008, 01:03 PM
just one thing? lol
well i regularly swing around my bed posts and dance/sing to music when im gettin dressed in my room..........very very badly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nly-bfguf4k
I have a Sesame Street coloring book I color while watching TV.
These are great.
I still suck my thumb if I can't sleep....
and that is SUPER cute.
I sing so bad children shush me...
Peanut_Butter
05-27-2008, 08:04 PM
Sometimes when I cook, I pretend I'm on a cooking show, and I all arrange my ingredients and talk to the audience, explaining step by step, ya know. " Now we are just going to add the garlic to the frying pan, don't let it burn or it'll get bitter. Just want to sweat out the sweet flavor of the garlic. That's right. Now we'll chop an onion. Isnt that a beautiful onion?"
I think I'm lonely, lol. I talk to myself (and the animals) a lot.
Jeska
05-27-2008, 11:45 PM
when I was 5, I loved Mary Poppins. Soooo, I tried to fly off my balcony with my supercool hello kitty umbrella. Not only did I not fly, (dammit) the umbrella broke and was lodged into my hand. I still have a scar on my ring finger--oops.
other than that...Im perfect! =P
I tried that too when I was a kid! ;D the umbrella just folded inside out..
southstbabe
05-28-2008, 11:36 AM
I watch iCarly and have a crush on Spencer.
justtobenaked
05-29-2008, 12:06 AM
I watch Kate and Allie almost everyday
I have to have a light on when I sleep
My new car did not even come home clean from the lot (they still owe me a wash two years later)
I had an imaginary boyfriend named Brandon, when I was little and I would invent jelousy fights and love affairs that I have with his brother Jon
I screen EVERY phone call....so you better speak up!
My family thinks that I lost my virginity at about 12, when in fact it was MUCH longer after...I prided myself on being a tease
I found my cousins stash of Playboys at 8 and have always wanted to be in one
I am not a slob, I just know where everything is
I am sure I will come up with more...I love this thread...
echomadison
05-29-2008, 01:14 AM
I think my cat is a person, I talk to him like a person and I sing to him when no one is around.
When I had a cd player in my car, the only cd that was ever in my player was "Buffy the vampire slayer - Once more with feeling". (The musical episode)
I say "bless you" when animals sneeze and when they yawn I stick my finger in their mouths. (Not in a gagging way!)
I have to stop myself from sticking my fingers in peoples mouths when they yawn!
When I was younger I used to talk to myself in a british accent
Glamgirl
05-29-2008, 01:14 PM
I'm a peeping tom.
If I'm staying in a hotel room and hear people getting it on in the next room that drives me crazy horny... I'm the perv girl that will hold a cup to the wall with my ear on it and my other hand brazing my breast or holding my crotch...
Me too!! Its my dirty little secret lol
ClaireBear84
05-29-2008, 01:28 PM
I LIVE for Degrassi and Instant Star from CTV in Canada. :P
OMG I thought I was the only one.
loveandluxury
06-03-2008, 03:58 PM
I can sing the COPS theme song backwards.
Hello_Kitty27
06-03-2008, 04:02 PM
My house is a disgusting mess and I can't bring myself to really clean it (I rationalize by saying that at least I don't leave food anywhere ...it's mostly papers and clothes. and more clothes)
I once walked into a glass wall. At a company outing.
loveandluxury
06-03-2008, 04:07 PM
My house was a disgusting mess, like so bad that we made trails through the house because of all the crap. I finally got so sick of it that I cleaned every single room last week :)
Jade Danger
06-03-2008, 04:24 PM
i love putting on a neil diamond cd and singing at the top of my lungs. he is the man.
i wear high heels or my stripper shoes when i clean the house and dance around when im vacuum cleaning.
i have numerous 'happy' dances and i bust them out whenever i feel the need, and yes they are retarded dance moves, my friends have even named my little dances, my fav is the lobster.
Kaiyla
06-03-2008, 07:15 PM
I have four bearded dragons and one Cuban Knight Anole. I live in SoCal and am SO afraid of an earthquake that every single night before I go to bed, I take each of my lizards out of their cage and put them in a little dog/cat carrier. This way if an earthquake strikes, I can grab my bag o' lizards and start running.
Don't ask me where to, I have not figured out that part of the plan yet.
Kaiyla
06-03-2008, 07:29 PM
Thanks Scarlett! Very reassuring because I find it a little obsessive compulsive.:-[
AmArticia
06-03-2008, 07:43 PM
Uhmmmmm...
I have a tendancy to drool out my lip ring hole. I chew on it and play with it a lot so the hole got stretched and I now drool. It makes taking shots hell too, lol.
I find Jeffree Star incredibly sexy
I have a habit of accumulating massive numbers of pop cans in my bedroom, most with a flat sip or two still in them. I go through and throw them out only when I physically have no more space to put the pop cans...then I repeat the process.
PrettyCurlieQ
06-03-2008, 07:45 PM
...I can sing the entire theme song to The Golden Girls.
Oh, that's easy I love Golden Girls!
I subscribe to Playboy because it's like a boob/body catalog, where I pick out what I wanna look like. I'm basically shopping for my boob job in there!
made_of_sequins
06-03-2008, 09:26 PM
I'm so terrified of cemeteries that driving by one will give me a full blown panic attack. :-[
jennahoff
06-03-2008, 09:35 PM
I have seen every episode of the golden girls about 50 times.
I also have an addiction for mamas family reruns, and roseann.
But thats not really embarassing.. oh how about the fact that im 26 and still cant sleep in total darkness if im sleeping alone?? Yes i use a nightlight when i dont sleep at my boyfriends. And its not really a nightlight, more like a regular table lamp....
CuriousSeeker
06-03-2008, 09:50 PM
I sing Journey in the car. And at home. And in my head. A lot.
hot4ablackchick
06-03-2008, 10:34 PM
I watch Leave it to Beaver everyday.
I'd rather watch re reuns or something I've seen before, than something new, it drives my hubby nuts.
I have a tendency to not shower/bathe for LONG periods of time. Recently I went 8 days (I wasn't working, I always shower and get real clean before work)Its rare for me to shower unless I go to work if I don't have to go anywhere. I am a hermit.
I am DEATHLY afraid of mice/rats
I step into shirts if it is even remotely possible vs putting them on over my head
I can't say the word p*ssy.
I cry after really great sex because I'm embarassed I came, got loud, etc...
I pick my nose and *coughs* my husband's nose.
I too, started to mastarbate at age 4.
Sometimes I talk toooo loud.
I say sprout instead of spout, and bianca insted of binaca.
I still add/subtract with my fingers or have to write it out.
I lip sing in my car.
I have TERRIBLE dandruff. That I pick at all the time. Ugh thats gross.
If I find or know a person with a voice I like, I will speak like them. Constantly.
madmaxine
06-03-2008, 10:52 PM
If I find or know a person with a voice I like, I will speak like them. Constantly.
Heh heh. I look/act like a lapdog when I hear a voice I like....I'm way too verbally sensitive...:P
OK, embarrassing- I'm turned on by the voice of Fred on the "Scooby Doo" cartoons.... No shizzle.
sakonhagakure
06-04-2008, 01:42 AM
I talk to myself....alot. I'll even get into political debates with myself arguing both the democrat and republican sides. (what makes it worst is that I'm libertarian.)
I'm sexually attracted to Hillary Clinton.
It takes me hours to make a forum post because I'll get distracted mid-post and go search for videos on youtube.
I play magic the gathering and have been for 4 years.
when I was 15 I once saved all of my spit in a 20 oz bottle just to see how much I can accumulate.
I talk to myself...ALOT..
I snore louder than machine gun fire. (I'm not speaking figuratively when I say this. I've been told by fellow soldiers in my battalion that earplugs don't work to block out my snoring.)
I've hung out at strip clubs but yet I hate being touched by strangers.(or girls who don't get the hint for them to get off of my lap when I try to politely and indirectly tell them to.)
I took Japanese for a year so I can play import, sega saturn games.
I also talk to myself too much.
I've been contemplating (and visualizing how I'm gonna do it in my head) suicide since I was a teenager but don't really have the desire to go through with it.
I study strange diseases like the black plague for no reason.
last but not least I talk way too much to myself and normally don't have anyone to talk to.
loveandluxury
06-04-2008, 07:12 AM
I can't poop in public restrooms.
Part of my morning routine is picking my nose.
I'm lazy.
If I'm walking somewhere in public and I notice a guy is checking me out, I pretend not to notice him and do my "supermodel walk".
I live in my own little world in my head. In this world, I am a celebrity and everybody loves me. Sometimes I have a hard time seperating that world from reality where nobody knows who I am, nor do they care.
hot4ablackchick
06-04-2008, 08:33 AM
I can't poop in public restrooms.
Part of my morning routine is picking my nose.
I'm lazy.
If I'm walking somewhere in public and I notice a guy is checking me out, I pretend not to notice him and do my "supermodel walk".
I live in my own little world in my head. In this world, I am a celebrity and everybody loves me. Sometimes I have a hard time seperating that world from reality where nobody knows who I am, nor do they care.
Damn its like looking in the mirror :D . I would drive an hour home from my club before I used the toilet there, and it looks clean. I make sure I don't have to go before leaving. Pooping in public bathroom = Me having a panic attack.
I am very lazy, have my own "reality" and love picking my nose, and my hubby's nose, and my kid's nose if they'd let me.
cutey5032
06-04-2008, 08:36 AM
I live in my own little world in my head. In this world, I am a celebrity and everybody loves me. Sometimes I have a hard time seperating that world from reality where nobody knows who I am, nor do they care.
Thank god. I thought it was just me. I even make up headlines in my head for me and my friends. Sometimes I think the way Mike Walker writes in his column. I haven't missed a single issue of the National Enquirer since I was 12, it has brainwashed me lol
JDanielle
06-04-2008, 10:11 AM
I think my cat is a person, I talk to him like a person and I sing to him when no one is around.
I say "bless you" when animals sneeze and when they yawn I stick my finger in their mouths. (Not in a gagging way!)
I have to stop myself from sticking my fingers in peoples mouths when they yawn!
Me, too! Although I do stick my finger in my boyfriend's mouth when he yawns. I love the confused look on my dumb cat's face when she finds a finger in her mouth.
I take songs I hear and put my cat's name in them so it's about her instead. My favorite is 'My Humps' with my cat Zu's name instead of 'humps' and 'lumps'
I'm a huge fucking nerd. I play World of Warcraft and Lord of the Rings online, I like anime (but I'm picky) and I'm going to an anime convention in California next month. I've loved the Harry Potter books since I was ten and the last one made me cry like a baby.
I also really, really wish I was a Jedi from Star Wars :(
TheTempest
06-04-2008, 10:56 AM
I'm a huge fucking nerd. I play World of Warcraft and Lord of the Rings online, I like anime (but I'm picky) and I'm going to an anime convention in California next month. I've loved the Harry Potter books since I was ten and the last one made me cry like a baby.
OMG thank goodness I'm not the only one.
I won't play WoW because I know I would get addicted like WOAH (plus my laptop can't handle it). I was addicted to Neverwinter Nights and the Sims before.
I cried at the end of most of the Harry Potter's and I didn't start reading them until I was 17.
I mark my favorite quotes from whatever book I'm reading and then go back and write them down in a separate notebook JUST for that purpose. :-[
Yekhefah
06-04-2008, 11:26 AM
My list of favorite movies includes Dragonheart and Mortal Kombat (the original).
I like anything in the fantasy genre, no matter how bad it is, especially if it has witches and/or vampires in it. Not all witches are evil though, I like witches with moral ambiguity.
I lost a semester of college to the game Myst. I missed a final exam and barely passed my classes. For this reason, I have not allowed myself near WoW or any other RPG game ever since, though I did almost lose another semester of college to Commander Keen.
Polekitten
06-04-2008, 01:42 PM
Ok, this one is really bad, its also something thats only happened recently and its very cringeworthy.
Sometime I think of my life as being like a musical. At certain events or certain times of the day I imagine everyone bursting into song for no reason.
Its especially bad when I go somewhere special like when I'm on a boat or at a party, or when I feel emotional I imagine that would be the bit in the musical when there was a really sad song.
Ok, kill me now, I'm officially a looser!:-[
lestat1
06-04-2008, 07:04 PM
OMG thank goodness I'm not the only one.
I was addicted to Neverwinter Nights and the Sims before.
I spent years doing nothing but playing Neverwinter Nights. Then when I'd squeezed all I could from the game and its expansion packs, I went online...to an RP server. :-[
iambonbon05
06-04-2008, 11:01 PM
I'm always paranoid that I'm pregnant. Note that I NEVER forget a pill and my period has NEVER been more than two days l"late".
I actually convinced myself when I was 12 or so that I was pregnant and was worried sick about how I was going to tell people. This was knowing where babies come from and never having so much as kissed a boy and I hadn't ever menstruated.
I DO want kids, just not now lol.
CherryBomb954
06-04-2008, 11:13 PM
When nobody's home and I have the house to myself, I fart ALOT.....forceful...and loud, too.
Hey, I never get to release myself like that any other time of the day.
My favorite song of all time is "Being with you" by Smokey Robinson
I wear the "chicken cutlet" breast enhancers that you stuff in your bra to fill tops out.
CuriousSeeker
06-04-2008, 11:26 PM
Sometime I think of my life as being like a musical. At certain events or certain times of the day I imagine everyone bursting into song for no reason.
I fucking LOVE this! ;D
AmArticia
06-04-2008, 11:35 PM
I've been contemplating (and visualizing how I'm gonna do it in my head) suicide since I was a teenager but don't really have the desire to go through with it.
I have done that ever since I was a little child. I have a bad habit of imagining throwing myself into the middle of Colfax Ave, lol. I'm not actually suicidal anymore though, lol.
I noticed today that I tend to walk down the street as if I own it. I figure that since plenty of people seem to stare at me, I may as well massage my ego with it a little!
AmazingKat
06-04-2008, 11:39 PM
I have almost every Star Wars action figure/vehicle ever. I have duplicates of each of them and I keep them in separate locations in case something was ever to happen to the first set. This is only the tip of my nerdiness.
Nini Nieb
06-05-2008, 10:18 AM
I like to pop my BF's pimples :-[
I usually ask him if he wants a good back/rub/massage and then I go hunting for the big stuff. The bigger the better. Sometimes I got lucky }:D
I'm a racist. I never been w/ a black guy. We don't have 'em around here. I really would like to try that out. But he has to be very, VERY porn/like !!!
xoxoGracexoxo
06-05-2008, 10:37 AM
I pick my nose. The first thing I do after a shift at the club, once I'm safely in my car, is lock the doors and get all the boogers out. The fog machine and cigarette smoke make for some really juicy ones. I always make sure there's a paper napkin in the caddy so I have a place to wipe.
Sometimes I giggle when guys ask me, towards the end of the night, what my plans are after work. Let's just say it involves something sticky....:-*
TheTempest
06-05-2008, 11:03 AM
I spent years doing nothing but playing Neverwinter Nights. Then when I'd squeezed all I could from the game and its expansion packs, I went online...to an RP server. :-[
I never took that leap, thank goodness. But I hate my ex boyfriend because (among other things) he kept my NwN start disc.
made_of_sequins
06-05-2008, 12:40 PM
Sometimes I giggle when guys ask me, towards the end of the night, what my plans are after work. Let's just say it involves something sticky....:-*
:rotfl: Grace for the win! That's hilarious.
made_of_sequins
06-05-2008, 12:47 PM
oh and...I have a recurring fantasy about having sex with a eunuch. :shhh: Unfortunately I don't know where I'd possibly find one...but IMHO that would be so fucking hot.
TheTempest
06-05-2008, 12:56 PM
oh and...I have a recurring fantasy about having sex with a eunuch. :shhh: Unfortunately I don't know where I'd possibly find one...but IMHO that would be so fucking hot.
how would that work? they can't get erections, i thought... or was that just Mel Brooks' History Of the World spoofing?
TheTempest
06-05-2008, 02:33 PM
^^I know that. Sometimes they just remove the testicles, and leave the penis but the eunuch is unable to get an erection.
made_of_sequins
06-05-2008, 02:38 PM
how would that work? they can't get erections, i thought... or was that just Mel Brooks' History Of the World spoofing?
Most castrati can still get erections, I'm pretty sure. (Although everything I know about this, I learned from researching a term paper for music history on eunuch sopranos in 17th century Italy. :P )
And if they can't...well...shhh! don't ruin it for me. :P
TheTempest
06-05-2008, 02:54 PM
Here's to aid your fantasy!!
http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article0806070116.aspx
"But those castrated after age ten, as puberty encroached, could continue to develop physically and often sustain erections. While most Italian boys went under the knife at age eight, the operation was performed as late as age twelve."
Perry
06-05-2008, 03:14 PM
I love the smell of fish aquariums and dentist offices. I would buy candles if they made them smell like that.
I sing "Fergalicious" to my dog and dance around with him so much that whenever that song comes on no one understands why he gets so hyper.
I talk to myself. Constantly. I'll even have arguments.
I used to keep a diary, but then my ex found it. He read all my terrible poetry. He also found out that I was out a-cheatn'. And that whenever I got mad I used his toothbrush on the dog.
There was a rumor at work that I was banging the GM. I never denied it so that everyone would be super nice to me.
I love video games so much I named my dogs after Resident Evil characters. And I'll even import games from Japan or Europe. Customers love it, but it freaks most other girls out.
Flick6
06-05-2008, 06:32 PM
Nosepicker! (my own only mind you...)
I like Neighbors.
I read trashy fantasy novels with busty women in torn bodices swooning into the arms of muscular warriors on the front.
The only ppl that ring me are my husband and my mother.