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lestat1
06-05-2008, 06:59 PM
I headbang to Christmas music...classical Christmas music.
gingerlee
06-05-2008, 07:16 PM
Sometimes when I go to get a midnight snack I make it part of the way down the stairs and realize I'm so afraid of the dark that I turn around and go back up to my room.
I cannot sleep naked no matter what I do or who I'm with. I'm afraid wherever I'm at will catch on fire and I won't have time to find clothes.
If I don't go to the grocery store and shop in a certain order, I have a panic attack and can't finish buying my groceries.
Sometimes I sleep in my walk-in closet if I'm at home by myself.
Thunderstorms scare the ever living fuck out of me.
TheTempest
06-05-2008, 10:27 PM
If I don't go to the grocery store and shop in a certain order, I have a panic attack and can't finish buying my groceries.
My Dad does this. He has to have his list written out in the order of the aisles in the supermarket as well.
gingerlee
06-05-2008, 10:45 PM
My Dad does this. He has to have his list written out in the order of the aisles in the supermarket as well.
That's what I do. I call them my 'procedures' and anybody that knows me knows better than to fuck with the procedures. My ex tried to do it on occasion and after a bunch of melt downs in the cereal aisle he quit doing it. Either that or he told me to go by myself.
And since I'm admitting things about myself that embarrass me....my cockatoo takes a shower with me when I'm at home. If I take a bath he sits on the side of the tub and we talk to each other the whole time.
Melvis
06-05-2008, 11:27 PM
^^I know that. Sometimes they just remove the testicles, and leave the penis but the eunuch is unable to get an erection.
Hah, that SO reminds me of the scene from History of the World, Part I...
"He's a Eunuch."
"HE'S a Eunuch!"
"He's dead..."
katie941
06-05-2008, 11:27 PM
This thread reminds me of go there to confess with complete anonimity (sp?) I've gone on it countless time to just read for a good laugh and couldn't believe half of the stuff on there. Some people really are messed up.
AmArticia
06-05-2008, 11:46 PM
And since I'm admitting things about myself that embarrass me....my cockatoo takes a shower with me when I'm at home. If I take a bath he sits on the side of the tub and we talk to each other the whole time.
I used to have a quaker parakeet and he was always allowed in the bath/shower. It was funny cause you could put him on your knee and slowly lower him down to the water and he'd go all nutso birdbath on your leg. Occaisionally he'd slip on the side of the tub and fall in too which was pretty hysterical.
And does anybody know if castrati sopranos still exist? I read a great piece of vampire erotica a while back involving a castrati soprano.
TheTempest
06-06-2008, 08:35 AM
And does anybody know if castrati sopranos still exist? I read a great piece of vampire erotica a while back involving a castrati soprano.
The last one died around 1922. He is the only one who was ever recorded but the quality of the recording was bad and the castrati had no technical training and wasn't thought to be very good.
ajbaer
06-06-2008, 08:55 AM
I argue with myself a lot.
I play out scenarios in my head a billion times when I have a conflict I need to talk to someone about
I sing made up songs about dobermans to my dogs...or take a pre-existing song and mix the lyrics up to add dobermans
There are many more I'm sure...just can't think about it
Oh, I freak out if the oven top is dirty. Just can't handle it.
made_of_sequins
06-06-2008, 09:17 AM
And does anybody know if castrati sopranos still exist? I read a great piece of vampire erotica a while back involving a castrati soprano.
omg...vampires and castrati in the same book? Give me the title/author! (please? :) )
Unfortunately I think I was born about 350 years too late to ever fuck a castrato. (right country, but wrong century! :P )
Joplin
06-06-2008, 09:48 AM
I'm scared of the dark too. If I HAD to go down stairs I would take my mean ass dog down there with me (she was a HUGE black chow who you couldn't even see in the dark and she wasn't ever fixed so she was really protective, she'd kill someone for me easy) and would still run full speed back up the stairs.
I hate windows and french doors at night because I can always imagine someones face popping up on the other side of the pane.
I have no sense of "appropriateness". I talk about anything to anyone at any time. So if you have a problem when someone telling a story about the nastiest thing they've ever seen while you're eating...well....you've been warned. I think I should be embarrassed at this, but I'm not.
I pick my nose too.
One time my mom jumped out to scare me and she actually did and I immediately passed out. Then when I woke up I cried hysterically and then hugged her and would let her go. It was the strangest string of emotions ever. After that though I've really been scared that's how I'll react to a real threat. I've never heard someone making it out of a sticky situation by passing out, crying and hugging the attacker...
I have fights with myself all the time and then go to my punching bag and duke it out. Seeing myself in the mirror makes me feel like such a badass, like I could really knock someone out. If you saw my arms...you'd see why ever thinking that is pathetically embarrassing.
Starfire
06-06-2008, 02:43 PM
Hm. Something embarrassing.
I LOVE getting A's in school. It makes me insanely happy. It makes me even happier if only a few people got A's, and the rest of everyone didn't do that well. Makes it more satisfying.
I am super shy in regular life, and I have bad anxiety. I hate crowds. Grocery shopping on a crowded day alone gave me a panic attack once.
Attractive men make me so nervous I don't know what to do with myself.
gingerlee
06-06-2008, 03:19 PM
I'm scared of the dark too. If I HAD to go down stairs I would take my mean ass dog down there with me (she was a HUGE black chow who you couldn't even see in the dark and she wasn't ever fixed so she was really protective, she'd kill someone for me easy) and would still run full speed back up the stairs.
I hate windows and french doors at night because I can always imagine someones face popping up on the other side of the pane.
Yep, that's me. I have weiner dogs, so they're not all that helpful with the whole 'my dog will protect me' line of thought. I went downstairs and got pie last night and all my stupid dog did was stare at me from the bottom of the stairs. Real helpful. ::)
gingerlee
06-06-2008, 04:36 PM
I'm curious about the logistics of that. Does he perch on your shoulder while you're showering or does he have a little perch hanging in the shower?
I have a garden tub, so he either sits on one of the ledges or sits at the bottom of the tub while there is no soap or shampoo or anything in there. So, he gets a little rinse and then moves elsewhere. Cockatoo on shoulder=bad.
CKXXX
06-06-2008, 05:24 PM
Ginger..I dont take my birds into the shower, but I do mist them down shower-style. Its so cute to watch them..esp the tiels who dance and spread their wings and coo during their showers. So adorable!!
Miss_McKenna
06-06-2008, 10:04 PM
I sing made up songs about dobermans to my dogs...or take a pre-existing song and mix the lyrics up to add dobermans
YES!!!!!!!! Someone else that does this!!! ;D
I always take existing songs and enter my kitten into them instead....he just looks at me like I'm crazy. Examples include:
"tell me how I'm s'posed to breathe with no myyyylo" (jordin sparks)
"all my stripper mylo's...." (tila tequila theme)
"mylo can I visit you at work, when you're sliding down the pole..."
Yeah its pretty insane. And I also have a version of the Flintstones chorus with numerous references to the kitten. And more importantly, WHY am I telling people this?!?!
xoxoGracexoxo
06-07-2008, 09:38 AM
oh and...I have a recurring fantasy about having sex with a eunuch. :shhh: Unfortunately I don't know where I'd possibly find one...but IMHO that would be so fucking hot.
Ever read Ann Rice's "Cry to Heaven"? It's about sexy Italian castrati. Only Anne Rice.
made_of_sequins
06-07-2008, 10:18 PM
^^ Haven't read it...but I will now! ;D (Actually, Beverle Graves Myers also has a whole series where the protagonist is a sexy Italian castrato. ;) )
oh and...as for embarrassing things...I try to teach myself foreign languages for fun. (Dork alert!)
And yes, I pick my nose too. Honestly, I suspect everyone does. Most people will deny it, but...my theory is, everyone does it.
Sometimes when I'm at work and feeling intimidated by the crowd, I picture all the customers I approach wearing diapers. :P Kind of a rip off of the whole "just imagine the audience in their underwear" approach to conquering stage fright I suppose. But it makes me giggle every time.
I love murder-mystery novels, but I can only read them when I'm not living alone. For some reason if there's someone else in the house, all is well...but if I'm reading scary mysteries and I'm alone...it scares the hell out of me and I sleep with the lights on for weeks.
Glamgirl
06-08-2008, 05:51 AM
When i have really good dreams ie sex dreams when i awake i carry them on all week in my head.
If i have a bad dream where someone pisses me off i wake up so mad you would think someone really had pissed me off!
Mastridonicus
06-08-2008, 07:03 AM
I...sometimes pretend....when I'm by myself....that...I'm talking to Mr Christopher.
*Gush*
TheTempest
06-08-2008, 08:37 AM
I printed out a sample LSATs test to take because I'm overly logical and bored.
I've only done 25 questions so far but I only got 6 wrong. While drinking whiskey. And watching T.V.
Makes me wonder what would happen if I actually concentrate.
justtobenaked
08-01-2008, 05:00 AM
I can't poop in public restrooms.
Part of my morning routine is picking my nose.
I'm lazy.
If I'm walking somewhere in public and I notice a guy is checking me out, I pretend not to notice him and do my "supermodel walk".
I live in my own little world in my head. In this world, I am a celebrity and everybody loves me. Sometimes I have a hard time seperating that world from reality where nobody knows who I am, nor do they care.
OMG There is no way I will poop in a public bathroom, and now my kids are the same way! It sucks I will ask why one of them wants to go home, and he will just give me that look. It is the same for them at school and all...real drawback... And in my head I have always been famous or aspired to be...even though I cant stand how famous people get and then they think they are Gods gift...I have waited tables on a few of them...AND I grew up reading all the gossip mags...weekly...mom still saves them for me...weekly
Dottie Rebel
08-01-2008, 12:06 PM
My belly button gets pretty smelly (even when the rest of me is totally clean) and I like to stick my finger in it and smell it.
Hehe!
LEIGH_LANDON
08-01-2008, 09:58 PM
Having a brother who would sneak up on me all the time led me to be more or less paranoid someone is watching my every move! Seriously - if a nail hole was too big in the wall I would think it was an installed camera and somebody if at the very least my damn brother was watching me - so ya I gotta paranoia thing thinking I am beoing observed at all times. yeesh.
I also watch degrassi and used to watch North of 60 b4 it was cancelled.
I never clean my car - and I dont care actually. Its lke a big purse to me.
CKXXX
08-02-2008, 11:43 AM
ok here goes....
i bite my nails so bad my fingertips hurt and sometimes bleed...its all Sal Lopresti's fault. I had a crush on him when I was 12 and he sat directly across from me in class...he bit his nails and I picked it up from staring at him all day every day.(he wanted nothing to do with me BTW...he had a crush on another girl..stupid Jennifer...) I've bitten my nails longer then some of you here have been alive(almost 23 years!!) I've tried everything to stop and cant
I look in the toilet after I poo and get happy when its a really long good healthy poo
I've peed in the shower before
I go through food phases too...right now I'm on a brie kick...can eat it every day! It lasts for a cpl weeks then I move on to something else
I watch kick ass chick movies(like Wanted) and REALLY wish I could be a hit woman or professional ass kicker!
I brush my teeth like 6 times a day when I'm smoking..I HATE the taste of stale cigarette breath.
I daydream a LOT about winning like 80 million in the lottery(even though I never play) JUST so I can take all my friends for a big vacation and pay for everything and spoil them rotten. I seriously have it ALL planned out!!
I'm a geek...
madmaxine
08-02-2008, 11:48 AM
I love the smell of... dentist offices. I would buy candles if they made them smell like that.
:D You rock. I have so much dental work, I love everything about the dentist's office.
As for me- my apartment is a mess and I would be ashamed if anyone saw it. Must-get-off-of-Stripperweb-and-clean!
Hello_Kitty27
08-02-2008, 12:05 PM
I'm embarrassed to admit that my apartment is in the same state of disgusting mess that it was in June when I initially posted here about it being a disgusting mess. I might even have the same piles of old clothes that i need to sort through properly. I guess I should do something about it....blah ...
Andygirl
08-02-2008, 12:26 PM
My most embarassing habit is that I pick (more like tear) the dead skin off of my left heel. I have to let it heal for a week or more before I can get a pedicure, and even then the tech always says something about it. And I have to try to hide it at work and never let any of the foot massage fetishests at it.:D It's stoopid, but I can't stop!
iambonbon05
08-02-2008, 12:50 PM
I daydream a LOT about winning like 80 million in the lottery(even though I never play) JUST so I can take all my friends for a big vacation and pay for everything and spoil them rotten. I seriously have it ALL planned out!!
I'm a geek...
Me too! Sadly, I think I can actually manage to spend all that!
atlmorgan
08-20-2008, 11:42 AM
I love to pop zits,even watched u tube videos of zit popping,I must be sick.When ever I see a zit I wanna pop it,when my 16 years old wants something she says"you can get the black heads off my back!" I know I'm sick.
Sinder
08-20-2008, 01:16 PM
I can reciet all three commercial jingels for Advantage Flea treatments! Their catchy and cute....and yes I do sing them to my pets as I give them their treatment!
txchick008
08-20-2008, 01:41 PM
When I was little, I thought that the "HOV" lane stood for: "High Octane Vehicle".
*head down*
*Iris*
08-20-2008, 01:44 PM
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
lazydaisy
08-20-2008, 02:14 PM
Oh man, the puking got me thinking (now we're getting into embarrassing... and I'm terribly honest about myself).
As long as we're being terribly honest..... I once threw up on a guy I was giving head to. I was horrified, he didn't even notice until later. Shouldn't have fed me that big meal, dammit.
Jezzebelle
08-20-2008, 02:24 PM
I give my dogs rawhide chews, just so thier paws get sticky. Then when the sticky paws are dry I can spend hours pulling carpet fluff and fur off thier paw pads.
Anyone tried that? Its addictive.
piepie
08-20-2008, 03:10 PM
i have a passion mark on my neck from a 22 yr old.:blush: :blush:
lestat1
08-20-2008, 06:02 PM
I really, really, with great sincerity and lustful longing, want to bang the berjeebus out of The Little Mermaid.
I'm just not sure where it goes.
firekitten19
08-20-2008, 07:48 PM
At least once a week I listen and dance to the Penut Butter Jelly song at home. I know it is one of the dumbest song on the planet, but it puts a smile on my face.
teeth_of_the_hydra
08-20-2008, 08:48 PM
I really only like about 10 songs in the entire world, and when I'm by myself I listen to them over and over and over.
I am deeply intrigued by how bad the dental floss smells after I use it.
I occasionally masturbate to porn, but even though I'm pretty straight I can't come if there's a guy on the screen. I only like girl porn.
I come up with my own slang terms and pretend that they're real in the hopes that other people will pick them up so that I feel powerful and influential.
I write myself to-do lists with little pep-talk notes and threats of punishment in the margins. Many of them also include items that don't make any sense and therefore don't have to get done, so that I feel amused when I consult my to-do list. Basically my to-do lists make me look clinically insane. For your verification, here is a sample of a real list:
Publix- bananas! no showering until bananas are apprehended
eat QIVIUT in great quantity*
get hair dye on acct. of remember how you looked in that picture yesterday? you don't want to look like that
at midnight try to register- if unable contact mark for problem solving, y dice "que pasa con registration, mark"**
call your parents
put away stuff you don't need
extract stuff you do
ZEES IS HOW YOU SEASON ZEE FOOD***
*qiviut is like the underwool of the musk ox; it is not edible, and I don't have any
**spanglish is favored in my to-do lists
***one time I heard a French chef say this and I guess I was recalling it when I wrote my list
Persona
08-20-2008, 09:42 PM
I love to pop zits,even watched u tube videos of zit popping,I must be sick.When ever I see a zit I wanna pop it,when my 16 years old wants something she says"you can get the black heads off my back!" I know I'm sick.
I have definitely done that lol
Nautilus
08-21-2008, 04:14 AM
i'm utterly hooked on days of our lives. have been since i was a toddler! i'm in love with EJ Wells (James Scott). I've never had a crush on any TV person.
i make to-do lists too.... with overly inflated time-frames in which to do them (to build in maximum stuffing round time)
i'm both allured and repelled by the smell of the weirdo stuff that comes out of my earring holes because i don't wear earrings....
Dottie Rebel
08-21-2008, 05:13 AM
I am deeply intrigued by how bad the dental floss smells after I use it.
ME TOO! But then I love gross things of most kinds.
I occasionally masturbate to porn, but even though I'm pretty straight I can't come if there's a guy on the screen. I only like girl porn.
You just broke my heart.
I play D & D. Version 3.5. Not 4. Cause 4 sucks, and stuff.
I have very nice dice sets. In bags I made. And embroidered.
I miss playing Planescape. I have all the books. Why does no one play anymore?
I just got back from GenCon where I gamed for a straight day. Until it felt like my eyes were bleeding.
I want to GM a Pathfinder game.
I pick my nose whenever I'm alone. The worst part of fake nails is that they're no good for pickin.
I pee in the shower(what? it's just a drain!).
My farts are terrible. And frequent. And silent.