View Full Version : Help! Emergency! How do I NOT have sex?
SportsWriter2
02-10-2008, 05:41 PM
Ew...rude. Why would you bet on the relationship failing? Let her be fucking happy.
Hey, I hope she's happy and addicted to love for life, but guys bet on anything. Ever bet on when an Olympic figure skater will fall on their butt? It beats just watching. :-\
cameron_keys
02-10-2008, 05:45 PM
Hey, I hope she's happy and addicted to love for life, but guys bet on anything. Ever bet on when an Olympic figure skater will fall on their butt? It beats just watching. :-\
Then bet through PMs with the guys...dont rain on her parade. Not cool
MissTaylor
02-10-2008, 05:59 PM
Now I have a song stuck in my head
"Is this love that I'm feeling... oh is this the love that I've been waiting forrrrr"
Get'em girl!
SportsWriter2
02-12-2008, 06:56 AM
This thread deserves a longer life. What should Mr. Downforwaiting give Kat on V Day? The MP3 download for Robert Palmer's Riptide? The ringtone for Addicted to Love? She already has a BMW. :-\
Vyanka
02-12-2008, 07:36 AM
Hey, I hope she's happy and addicted to love for life, but guys bet on anything. Ever bet on when an Olympic figure skater will fall on their butt? It beats just watching. :-\
That's mature. ::)
Alaska
02-12-2008, 12:26 PM
Lol Sporty is acting like an angry ape beating on his chest and roaring, bc he's not Kat's man. Or just .....something about this situation pisses him off.
toohot44
02-12-2008, 01:27 PM
Get vag. yeast infection cream and squirt it in..then wear a pad for leakage. You wont want to show him THAT!
Eww I think that advice is the best and grossest I have ever heard. The visual imagery may scar me for awhile. Cammie you are beautiful, SLENDER, and brilliant
cameron_keys
02-12-2008, 01:31 PM
Eww I think that advice is the best and grossest I have ever heard. The visual imagery may scar me for awhile. Cammie you are beautiful, SLENDER, and brilliant
Stop...you'll make me blush...:blush:
Katrine
02-12-2008, 02:23 PM
We fucked on Saturday night. We've been inseparable since. Sporty loses his bet, we've had more than 4 "dates" since the fucking. I'm in love, or at least the strongest form of mental, spiritual, emotional, and physical lust I've ever experienced.
I can't even be mad at Sporty, this is truly a blessing in my life.
toohot44
02-12-2008, 02:30 PM
See Cameron there is hope for us yet. All I have to do is find out how to access this portal! Katrine, I guess Congrats are in order, whats next?
SportsWriter2
02-12-2008, 03:15 PM
...something about this situation pisses him off.
I bet against the Giants three games in a row. I figured if I bet against Kat she might win. She's a good person and deserves a happy life. :)
hockeybobby
02-12-2008, 03:21 PM
YAY...a happy ending. way to go Kat.
hb
cameron_keys
02-12-2008, 03:38 PM
Good for you Kat!!! Seriously...you are an awesome person and you deserve someone equally as awesome to treat you in te style to which you deserve! Yippee for new love!!
Aubreyyy
02-12-2008, 04:18 PM
Yay! Don't you love that feeling with nothing can get you down? :)
Have you tried the latest offerings from this years' "Janet Reno Collection"?
There's just something special about a woman who looks and dresses like Janet Reno...
Katrine
02-12-2008, 05:55 PM
Yay! Don't you love that feeling with nothing can get you down? :)
Yes, its incredible, better than drugs! Tonight I get sushi and taken out to meet a bunch of cool cats. Thanks so much Cam!
Actually, Sporty could still win. I re-tabulated the numbers. We had sex on the third date in the wee hours. The next day were were together non-stop, I count that as a date even though he never left. Then last night, and now tonight. So, we have one more official date until the bet is off. I personal have plans tomorrow, but Thurs we are going to go anti-valentining. I will update and see.
What are we wagering anyway Sport?
MissTaylor
02-23-2008, 12:33 AM
UPDATE NEEDED missy!!
Katrine
02-23-2008, 02:22 PM
Update: Sporty owes me some money. Kat is in loooooooooooooooove, we are in love with each other and very, very happy. Thanks for everyone's kind words of support and encouragement. We are fuck bunnies now, no worries about withholding sex. Rawr!
All Good Things
02-23-2008, 02:45 PM
Congratulations, sweetheart! God knows you had to wait long enough and wade through about 500 brainless, boring, manipulative, dickless asshats to finally find the needle, er, pole in a haystack.
Just think how much happier you are now for not having settled. :)
PrettyCurlieQ
02-23-2008, 02:47 PM
Think about baseball??
Think about Chandler! (I know you'll appreciate that one Cam!)
Don't shave your junk, that's what I used to do to prevent accidentally on-purpose sex. Also, don't get drunk, that won't help.
ETA:
Nevermind, I'm ridiculously late... I need to start reading entire threads instead of just the first couple of posts...
lgrant98001
02-23-2008, 05:20 PM
Congratulations, Katrine!!!!!! Good luck to the two of you.
Lynn
Vyanka
02-23-2008, 06:34 PM
Update: Sporty owes me some money. Kat is in loooooooooooooooove, we are in love with each other and very, very happy. Thanks for everyone's kind words of support and encouragement. We are fuck bunnies now, no worries about withholding sex. Rawr!
yay! i has teh fuzzies for u. :P ;)
beauty21queen
02-23-2008, 10:48 PM
I am so happy for you, seriously this tread made me smile.:)
VegasPrincess
02-24-2008, 12:27 AM
Holy Shit!!!
Good for you!!
So how'd you spend your birthday??
saphire123456
02-24-2008, 01:17 AM
:couple: :cloud9: :cupid: :heartbeat :lovestruc
noelle
02-24-2008, 12:11 PM
Awww you sound like me when my boyfriend and I first got together! We waited until the third night to have sex, but that was because I was SO attracted to him that the first night we kissed and I thought I was going to have a heart attack! I postponed the sex because I could not imagine being more turned on that I was just from kissing him.
Anyway, it sounds like you guys have a good thing going! Yay! My boyfriend and I still feel the same as that first week now, and it's 7 months later. :)
Katrine
02-24-2008, 01:56 PM
Yayz, good to hear! The night we met we were kissing like teenagers in front of everyone at a bar, and we didn't even care. He is wonderful. I was just looking at his myspace photos so I could have masterbation material....and I just left him an hour ago and am going back soon!
Dirty Ernie
02-24-2008, 02:38 PM
I haven't read this thread since the first few posts, and I'm not a participant of cyber-hugs, or even b-day threads, but this series of events makes me very happy for you, Kat.
SportsWriter2
02-24-2008, 06:28 PM
Yes, its incredible, better than drugs!
Nothing wrong with being addicted to love.
What are we wagering anyway Sport?
In the absence of any prior specified value, the default wager is $1. But hey, a win is a win. You can remind me forever.