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Lola Rose
02-18-2008, 02:24 PM
*hands LR alll my money*

That was so cute. I'd get a million dances. ;D

I can't charge you!!! :p

RoseLeigh
02-18-2008, 02:53 PM
I can't charge you!!! :p

Woo hoo! I get Lola daannnceesss.

noelle
02-18-2008, 06:04 PM
Lolarose you are damn adorable! :D

xoxoGracexoxo
02-20-2008, 02:10 PM
Awww...Lola, too cute!

I agree with those who say Dumb is a good trick to be able to pull. And I think Jo is right on, that it isn't always so much Playing Dumb as keeping things light-hearted. My rule of thumb is never to come across as smarter than the guy I'm with.

Daisa
02-20-2008, 02:23 PM
. It's all part of being a good hustler. The ability to decode exactly what your customer is looking for... and giving him just that.

Corey
02-25-2008, 12:14 AM
I have been laughing while reading these posts. Laughing because, in my club, I think I come off as the 'stupid, clueless chick' because 90% of the cusites and my co-workers speak Spanish as a first language. I do speak the language, although not perfectly. I can communicate, but of course, the other girls talk rings around me!

So, I guess I come off as the 'ditzy blond' without even trying

hustlebunny
02-25-2008, 09:25 AM
LOL I wish i could do it because appearing smart looses me money with some customers....however, the big spending customers i find LIKE the smart side. But it kills me when I am just being me and a guy is like your too smart to be here and then doesn't want to see me as a stripper. I usually look them in the eye and say you know what? I demand that you look at me as a sexual object! Sometimes it works. But playing dumb i just can't do it...wish i could turn it off and on...lol

bebewood
03-15-2008, 12:52 AM
Hehe!!! This made my day!!!

I mostly stay out of HH now that I'm retired (yay!!) but the title caught my eye.

I seriously made 2-3x as much money "playing dumb" and acting "slutty" then I did acting like a stripper version of myself.

here's a typical conversation: You may think this is overdoing it, but it WORKS!!!!

*twirl hair as you say this* Hi, I'm Honey, wanna let a sexy girl keep you company? *Giggle, pout*
Sure, I'm Dean
awww, thanks Dean, you're Sooo sweet!!! *grin* And sexy too! *giggle*
just like me! So where are you from?
portland
oh.... isn't it cold there!!! Too bad you don't have me to keep you warm!
I bet you'd keep me very warm.
oh I would! I bet you'd like it, you naughty boy! Aren't you a bad bad boy? I just love bad boys, they make me so horny. I'm a very very very bad girl. *tiny pout* *sexiest voice* *sexy half shut eyes* Do bad girls make you horny?
yes.
I bet naked bad girls make you even .... Hornier. Can I get naked for you?
yes
*dance, and at the end, when doing your sexiest move*
Dean you are so naughty *sex kitten voice* And you're making me want to be naughty too..... Will you come be naughty with me in a private room? If you're really bad, I might even spank you! *giggle* *pout*

he might say ok, but if he doesn't, make a pouty face, say ohhhhkay, can't I at least do another dance for you, I'm just getting warmed up?

I'm going to try to figure out the webcam, I think this would be 100x more helpful with a deminstration..... but no promises!

Does saying something like "lets get naughty" or "are you ready for a good time?" sometimes give customers the wrong idea, like that you might be implying that you do extras?

Joplin
03-15-2008, 02:44 PM
no, i can't bear to do it. really, i can't. i haven't even tried to act stupid to see if it made me more money or not.

i balance it out by asking questions that i really don't know the answers to but the guy does (something about his career or hobby). in that way he feels intelligent and i keep my sanity (and perhaps learn a fact or two that i didn't know before, say about monster trucks).

Thats what I do too. I can't stand it when people tell me stuff I already know and have a bad habit of rudely cutting them off with a "no shit" but that doesn't make me money obviously...ahah

I usually just ask them questions as I hate talking in the club. It's easier for me to cut them off than myself although if I started raking in the cash I think I could handle being treated like a dumb ass a little bit easier.

EDIT: to say that lola video was soooooo cute!

thechaosfairy
03-16-2008, 06:10 AM
I never managed to play dumb per se but I used to play drunk. I'd have one or two drinks in order to "feel" it a little, but act outrageous and bombed. This was a good hustle sometimes.

Samba
03-16-2008, 02:43 PM
I don't normally read HH becasue I don't dance anymore, but Lola you are as cute as a button!

Lola Rose
03-24-2008, 06:31 PM
Does saying something like "lets get naughty" or "are you ready for a good time?" sometimes give customers the wrong idea, like that you might be implying that you do extras?

nope. It's never really been an issue. The types who only want extras will ask specific questions, like what exactly goes on back ther? or what do I get for the money?

AlexxaHex
03-25-2008, 08:32 AM
Lola's video got 5 stars from me! I don't want to be repetitive but you are quite adorable.

peanutbutter007
04-06-2008, 09:31 PM
I think it really depends on the customer(s) you're talking to. I can tell pretty quickly if the guy is more into a ditzy act or not and then try to adjust.

However, I've had more success acting more light-hearted /cheeky upon initially meeting someone, until I figure them out. Playing the smart girl act upfront unfortunatley can make you come off unknowingly cold or unapproachable.

twisterinAZ
04-16-2008, 03:18 AM
Maybe it's not the stupidity, but the positive fun vibe you give off when you are acting a certain way.

I get the same response from stock brokers and money managers when I talk market lingo in a high pitched "dumb blonde" voice with wide eyes.

What is it about the voice and the eyes ? It works for me too.

BrodieLux
04-19-2008, 11:52 AM
A few weeks ago, I was having a TERRIBLE night at work. Stage money was okay, but I could seem to get a dance to save my life. I ended up finding a new hustle: feigning stupidity like my life depends on it.
Don't know why, but on those weird nights it seems to sell dances and private rooms left and right.

example:
[me - where are you from?
customer - Denver
me - OH MY GOSH! California is sooo pretty! Do you live by the ocean!?]
Things like that seem to get me a dance 90% of the time... and half of that..., the CUSTOMER will ask ME for the dance.


Does this work for anyone else?

This was exactly what happened to me last night. It was slow as shit and I wasn't selling dances to those that were around. So I acted beyond stupid and I sold tons. Repeats especially, which is usually hard for me. One guy told me he studied international relations and anthropology in college, then asked, "Do you know what anthropology is?"

kitana
05-05-2008, 06:13 AM
At any rate. I've met plenty of girls who ARE that dumb (and not all of them are dancers)... I work with at least three or four I can name off the top of my head. Due to that and the fact that most men equate stripper with stupid, so it doesn't seem that over the top to me. I've heard plenty worse in my day.

Same here, but 2 girls in 14yrs stand out above all others, lol.

One seriously didn't know she had '3 holes' down there (anus, vagina, and urethra), she thought the (and I quote) "the piss and blood came from the same hole, so that is why she changed her tampon every time she pee'd", and the other argued with me for 4 days that there were 51 states in the USA.

I dunno, I will try the dumb thing, but I don't think I can do it. I loathe ignorance, and to try and be something I hate is going to b a huge task, but I will report back in the AM with the results.

Lysondra
05-05-2008, 07:18 AM
My favourite is still the dancer that argued she was younger than me because January was the first month and July was the seventh so one was smaller than seven. (Me being July)

VegasPrincess
05-05-2008, 07:41 AM
Does saying something like "lets get naughty" or "are you ready for a good time?" sometimes give customers the wrong idea, like that you might be implying that you do extras?

Yeah that's kind of why I say it. i know it might be wrong, but I want them to think I might do extras so they give me $$$$$$

sashabunny
05-05-2008, 08:43 AM
what happened to the video?! i was dying to see it after i read that!>

:( :'(

Chrissy68
08-11-2008, 06:13 PM
I dunno, but here it is again: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nbgyJBRK5Mg

cinammonkisses
08-11-2008, 07:24 PM
LOL I wish i could do it because appearing smart looses me money with some customers....however, the big spending customers i find LIKE the smart side. But it kills me when I am just being me and a guy is like your too smart to be here and then doesn't want to see me as a stripper. I usually look them in the eye and say you know what? I demand that you look at me as a sexual object! Sometimes it works. But playing dumb i just can't do it...wish i could turn it off and on...lol I work here in Ohio, and I admit I think my being college educated doesn't always work in my favor. I wish I could dumb it down, but I just can't..