View Full Version : Tell me how to enjoy a strip club
jaizaine
02-14-2008, 11:23 PM
^^
at my club out on the floor we have really uncomfortable chairs and really comfy ones in the private dance area. That's what I call clever hehe.
crizgolfer
02-14-2008, 11:34 PM
^^
But....do they have a remote control device of some kind in the private dance area? Huh? See....it is the little things that count...;)
jaizaine
02-14-2008, 11:37 PM
^^^^
not sure about that one. maybe some of the dancers do LOL.
RoseLeigh
02-14-2008, 11:50 PM
Yea, well, the small talk in SCs can be boring, but being around hot women ... what is not to love? I guess if you don't love that, then yep, the StripClub is not the place for you.
Hey, if he was paying me to go into the CR for an hour or so, I'd drop the small talk and move right into Neo-Platonic philosophy or something! ;D Or how cool he is.
xxxblueeyesxxx
02-15-2008, 12:58 AM
I'm not sure "gayness" is as much the problem as a condescending air of superiority.
GOD BLESS YOU!!!
britt244
02-15-2008, 05:05 AM
LOL ... Britt dont hold back!!!
haha.. have you ever seen me hold back? :angel:
Dazied666
02-15-2008, 06:36 AM
why is this in hustle hut?
Dazied666
02-15-2008, 06:39 AM
my bad. i'm not thinking straight.
UtahMike
02-15-2008, 09:13 PM
Anyone notice that the OP is gone?
Pretty_Penny
02-15-2008, 09:15 PM
this thread is fucking depressing.
LoveComesFromWithin
02-15-2008, 09:20 PM
^^^yea, maybe it should be closed,lol
GentlemanX
02-16-2008, 04:07 PM
you asked: "What am I doing wrong?" which can be translated as: Why do I not have fun around naked girls?
A: You are gay or the girls are ugly.
jannisary
02-16-2008, 06:13 PM
I'm going to try and answer the question seriously.
Sometimes we end up in social situations we might not particularly care for, whether it be going to the clubs, a company function, a political dinner, etc. You can either leave/avoid that situation or make an effort to have good time. No matter what it is, if you keep a negative attitude then you're bound to be miserable.
You don't have to spend a fortune to have a good time at the clubs. You shouldn't be cheap either though.
Don't you enjoy the company of your friends? You're with your friends so it shouldn't be that difficult to relax, talk about whatever, have a few drinks, tip at the stage, etc. YOU have to willing to make an effort to have a good time and in the end it really comes down to your attitude. That is true whether you're in a strip club, neighborhood bar, casino, massage parlor, pool hall, bowling alley or brothel.
Pretty_Penny
02-17-2008, 02:42 PM
here. i will try to answer a bit more "seriously" now.
My friends drag me out to the clubs occasionally, but, I'm not interested in getting a dance and the listless small talk is annoying at best. What am I doing wrong?
thinking too much and being uptight.
i don't get why more people don't see strip clubbing the same way they see any other form of entertainment (casinos, arcades, golf, the fucking fair even, whatever).
you go
you spend some money
you have a good time
you don't expect anything out of it besides just that... a good time.
end of story
if you can't do that then DON'T FUCKING GO. how is this brain surgery?
Elvia
02-17-2008, 10:27 PM
To the OP:
Hey, guess what? It could be less fun.
Confession time: When I come across arrogant douchebags who watch my show, don't tip, and then complain that THEY'RE not getting enough out of it...I have been known, on occasion, to "accidently" drop a full glass of beer right in their lap. Sometimes I even "accidently" hit them very hard in the head with my elbow, or "accidently" smash a stiletto on their foot.
And guess what? I'm not the only one. Far from it.
If you don't like the club and you aren't tipping, get the hell out. At least you're not likely to end up with a punctured foot, bump on the head, or wet crotch while sitting at home watching TV.
Benjamin
02-18-2008, 03:26 PM
My friends drag me out to the clubs occasionally, but, I'm not interested in getting a dance and the listless small talk is annoying at best. What am I doing wrong?
Leaving me at the bank.
gingerlee
02-18-2008, 07:44 PM
^^Seriously, who's alt ID is that? If it's not another active member and really is a new poster, then damn, why didn't one of us think of it sooner?
jaizaine
02-18-2008, 07:48 PM
^^^
I think it's TOO.
Jenny
02-18-2008, 07:51 PM
^^Seriously, who's alt ID is that? If it's not another active member and really is a new poster, then damn, why didn't one of us think of it sooner?
It's Mast. It's an obvious joke so we let it slide.
hockeybobby
02-18-2008, 08:17 PM
How about THE OTHER JANITOR.....and Masturbation? are they Mast as well?
I mean, they are all brilliant. The avatars are key.
hb
I like what someone else said about going to a restaurant, not liking the food, eating it anyway, and paying for it.
We are providing a service. We dance in a sensual manner and convince you that we adore you, which you benefit from because you gain confidence in our treating you like you're king. We spend time with you, turn you on so you can go home and fuck your significant other with vigor, and we give you the attention the girl at the bar you went to before you came to our club wouldn't ever consider giving you.
The fact that you enter the club means you agree to accept in part or in whole this service (Us on stage and giving you a show). That door fee doesn't go to us, the cash from the drink you bought doesn't go to us. The couple of bucks you drop on our stage goes to us. Strip clubs cost money (shocker, huh?). If you don't have the money to spend even in serious moderation, please don't waste anyone's time in coming in. Take your patronage (if you can call it that) somewhere else.
lestat1
02-18-2008, 11:26 PM
We dance in a sensual manner and convince you that we adore you, which you benefit from because you gain confidence in our treating you like you're king.
I'd empty my bank account for this service and I'm dead serious. Where and how do I find it?
gingerlee
02-19-2008, 11:42 AM
How about THE OTHER JANITOR.....and Masturbation? are they Mast as well?
I mean, they are all brilliant. The avatars are key.
hb
'Masturbation' is cooler than 'the other janitor', only because he popped up in the 'overcoming masturbation' thread. Damn, I spend way too much time on this site doing a whole lotta nothing, and I'm easily amused as of late.
Pretty_Penny
02-19-2008, 12:37 PM
I'd empty my bank account for this service and I'm dead serious. Where and how do I find it?
you want my club's address?
i WISH there were more guys looking for the "treated like a king/entertained/doted on" SANS EXTRAS type of experience.
Daisa
02-19-2008, 01:31 PM
Cut him some slack. He just wanted the secret code that would get him free action because he's too cheap to pay for it, but he got tired of sitting on his cheap ass watching everyone else have a good time.
Here it is, Blackstone. Next time make the secret hand gesture of the Masons and wiggle your left ear twice. That's how we know to take you back in the VIP room and sex you up without a condom for free. (Y'all, please don't get mad that I told him. He seemed like such a nice guy.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that was too funny, Yekhefah...:laughing:
abacusdog
02-19-2008, 01:37 PM
My friends drag me out to the clubs occasionally, but, I'm not interested in getting a dance and the listless small talk is annoying at best. What am I doing wrong?
On a related note, my friends sometimes drag me to the Burger King drive through. I am not interested in burgers or fries and I generally HATE fast food. Even their salads sort of "ich" me out. The girl who takes my order really annoys me. I understand she is doing her job, but it really makes me mad. Here I am at the drive through window, and there she is... looking down at me with her expectation that I order something. What am I doing wrong?
Seriously, how can I get "more" out of my Burger King drive through experiance?
BrodieLux
02-19-2008, 02:00 PM
Cut him some slack. He just wanted the secret code that would get him free action because he's too cheap to pay for it, but he got tired of sitting on his cheap ass watching everyone else have a good time.
Here it is, Blackstone. Next time make the secret hand gesture of the Masons and wiggle your left ear twice. That's how we know to take you back in the VIP room and sex you up without a condom for free. (Y'all, please don't get mad that I told him. He seemed like such a nice guy.)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lestat1
02-19-2008, 06:14 PM
you want my club's address?
i WISH there were more guys looking for the "treated like a king/entertained/doted on" SANS EXTRAS type of experience.
I meant more the "convince me that you adore me and help me gain confidence part," but yeah that too. :)
I'd empty my bank account for this service and I'm dead serious. Where and how do I find it?
I treat all my customers like I adore them. If they choose to doubt my general regard for them, it's their problem.
doc-catfish
02-19-2008, 08:31 PM
I'd empty my bank account for this service and I'm dead serious. Where and how do I find it?
I find it at the Motel 6 anymore. Although in my case the service involves the stripper shooting me in the ass with an airsoft gun. Ahh, you had to be there.
Seriously, how can I get "more" out of my Burger King drive through experiance?
Go to Wendy's or In-N-Out. :yummy:
Oh, I'm sorry, this wasn't a serious thread was it? ;)
RoseLeigh
02-19-2008, 09:54 PM
I meant more the "convince me that you adore me and help me gain confidence part," but yeah that too. :)
Hey lots of us do this. It's just a little hard to conjure feelings of adoration when one is greeted by 'Damn shorty' or 'How much for a bj?' ;D
cameron_keys
02-19-2008, 10:16 PM
Hey lots of us do this. It's just a little hard to conjure feelings of adoration when one is greeted by 'Damn shorty' or 'How much for a bj?' ;D
can I TELL you how much I hate that "shorty" crap????? I'm 5'7",old enough to be your mom and could probably beat you down bare handed. DONT call me shorty limp dick. Lets not do that.
jester214
02-19-2008, 10:32 PM
can I TELL you how much I hate that "shorty" crap????? I'm 5'7",old enough to be your mom and could probably beat you down bare handed. DONT call me shorty limp dick. Lets not do that.
Feisty cameron...
lestat1
02-19-2008, 10:42 PM
I treat all my customers like I adore them. If they choose to doubt my general regard for them, it's their problem.
Hey lots of us do this. It's just a little hard to conjure feelings of adoration when one is greeted by 'Damn shorty' or 'How much for a bj?' ;D
Oh absolutely, it's more my problem than theirs. Politeness on my part isn't the issue, rather, having too many negative thoughts that make the suspension of disbelief possible. But it being the CC forum and all, I just thought I'd ask anyway. Maybe someone has an idea. :)
RoseLeigh
02-19-2008, 11:18 PM
Oh absolutely, it's more my problem than theirs. Politeness on my part isn't the issue, rather, having too many negative thoughts that make the suspension of disbelief possible. But it being the CC forum and all, I just thought I'd ask anyway. Maybe someone has an idea. :)
Uuuummm, more drinking? I figured you were greeting chicks that way, but hey, you never know. ;D
RoseLeigh
02-19-2008, 11:21 PM
can I TELL you how much I hate that "shorty" crap????? I'm 5'7",old enough to be your mom and could probably beat you down bare handed. DONT call me shorty limp dick. Lets not do that.
Hahahah. That's great. I hope you say that, too. I AM a shorty so I got so pissed when I first heard that. Until I realized it was slang.;D
lestat1
02-19-2008, 11:22 PM
^^^ Juice bar, no alcohol.
"Hey shortie," nope, I just don't have it in me to utter that as a greeting. I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. :P
xxxblueeyesxxx
02-19-2008, 11:30 PM
Let me summarize what I've gotten so far:
Me: I don't have very much fun at a strip club. Tell me on how to get more out of you girls.
Strippers: You suck. Give us money, and go away
I think I may have found my problem. Thanks :)
OH. MY. GOD.
I swear, I could be a happy lil stripper. I could blindly skip through my lil shift, giggle politely.. and ooooh and ahhhh over how incredibly (insert whatever you believe yourself to be ::))smart/educated/good looking/intellectual/above me - and perhaps all gorgeous, confident woman that demand money to put up with your repulsiveness) etc.
I truly would be a GREAT STRIPPER. I could fake it almost as well as I've faked my orgasms. But, sadly I see a level of complete and total arrogance (not to mention ignorance) that makes it very, very difficult for me to "hustle" you into a dance/room. The reason for this being that I feel as though allowing you to continue to think that you have ANY credibility; that you have any brain; that you are worthy of my A$$ IN YOUR REPULSIVE LITTLE LAP makes me want to hang myself from my 34th floor apt. The one here in Times Square.
Why can't you just forgo your arrogance?
cameron_keys
02-20-2008, 02:37 PM
Hahahah. That's great. I hope you say that, too. I AM a shorty so I got so pissed when I first heard that. Until I realized it was slang.;D
Oh I do..believe me..holding my tounge is NOT one of my talents
Phil-W
02-20-2008, 03:01 PM
Although on a slightly more philosophical note.....
I'm going to guess that only 10% of the population visit a strip club - meaning by definition 90% of the population don't (or don't think they will) enjoy strip clubs.
I think it depends on the degree to which you can suspend disbelief and buy into the idea that the 20 year old dancer is *really* enjoying dancing for your 40+ self.
Get too analytical about it and you could come to think that a strip club is no longer a place of entertainment, but a place where your most winning characteristic is the size of your wallet.
SC's are a bit like a conjurer's illusion - if you examine them too closely the magic goes.
So it's possible for the major part of the population not to enjoy strip clubs - but here is not the best place to whine about it!
Phil.
Yekhefah
02-20-2008, 04:29 PM
I had another one of these guys the other night. He would have been cute, except for the surly, closed-off expression and the way he slouched with his arms folded, glaring at everyone. I tried to make conversation and he finally snapped, "I'm not giving you any money and that's all you care about, so go away."
Sheesh. It makes me wonder if he sat there all pissed off when he went to see Jurassic Park, snapping that the dinosaurs weren't real and Sam Neill isn't really a scientist. It's entertainment, dude, lighten up.
Jenny
02-20-2008, 04:35 PM
I was furious when I realized those dinosaurs weren't real.
hockeybobby
02-20-2008, 05:09 PM
*pokes head in*
Does anyone else secretly hope for these posts to occur, and when they do, does anyone else sit back and relax, because we know some guy is going to be taken to school?
But damn Yek. I didn't expect you to ruin it and TELL him the secret!
Oh Yeah ! As someone who has personally experienced an SW Tune-up, and lived to see another day...I now consider it to be a privelege of membership to be treated to one of these regularly. I'm usually more comfortable being an amused spectator though. ;)
hb
Lunarobverse
02-20-2008, 05:14 PM
Oh Yeah ! As someone who has personally experienced an SW Tune-up, and lived to see another day...I now consider it to be a privelege of membership to be treated to one of these regularly. I'm usually more comfortable being an amused spectator though. ;)
hb
If we had a FAQ, I would nominate "SW Tune-up" to be in it. Thanks for that word and/or concept, hockeybobby, or whoever thought it up first if not you! ;D
lestat1
02-20-2008, 07:58 PM
Although on a slightly more philosophical note.....
I'm going to guess that only 10% of the population visit a strip club - meaning by definition 90% of the population don't (or don't think they will) enjoy strip clubs.
I think it depends on the degree to which you can suspend disbelief and buy into the idea that the 20 year old dancer is *really* enjoying dancing for your 40+ self.
Get too analytical about it and you could come to think that a strip club is no longer a place of entertainment, but a place where your most winning characteristic is the size of your wallet.
SC's are a bit like a conjurer's illusion - if you examine them too closely the magic goes.
So it's possible for the major part of the population not to enjoy strip clubs - but here is not the best place to whine about it!
Phil.
Well said Phil. I fail at the suspension of disbelief (exceptions for twice in 12 years), but manage to have a decent time more often than not, and a pretty good time frequently enough to keep going. :)
rlams2000
02-20-2008, 08:04 PM
How to enjoy a stripclub? Where sweatpants, no tighty whiteys underneath. Those silky smooth basketball shorts are even better. Dancers hate grinding on regular pants or jeans.
If you don't care for small talk find a lonely looking stripper and get to know her better. Ask her what her real name is, how many kids does she have. Ask her about her abusive relationship with her SO or drug/drinking problems. Be a shoulder to cry on. Who knows you may be her knight in shining armor.
Be the customer who isn't the typical PL customer. Somewhere out there in stripclubville a dancer is waiting to be saved.
Bob_Loblaw
02-20-2008, 10:37 PM
I was furious when I realized those dinosaurs weren't real.
What do you mean they're not real? /:O
Jenny
02-20-2008, 10:51 PM
What do you mean they're not real? /:O
And I, my friend, felt cheated.
juggernutz
03-06-2008, 12:37 PM
My friends drag me out to the clubs occasionally, but, I'm not interested in getting a dance and the listless small talk is annoying at best. What am I doing wrong?
What you are doing wrong is going to Strip Clubs. ;D Stop going and both you and the Ladies who work in them will be happier.
juggernutz
03-06-2008, 12:52 PM
Be careful with that attitude, I personally can remember atleast 3 times in college when I was in a car full of guys and we made a surprise stop (after the bar) at a SC. I didn't wan too go, but who wants to be the lone voice of dissent in looking at naked women in a car full of college guys? I didn't...
Recently I was out with friends for dinner and afterwards they wanted to go to a Country Music / Line Dancing Club. I hate Country Music so I informed them I would not be joining them for that and took a cab home. Look, they are your friends, if they do not understand that you can have different interests from them, in my opinion, they are poor friends.