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xdamage
02-18-2008, 06:12 PM
^^^Jake?

FBR
02-18-2008, 06:15 PM
^^^Jake?

LOL A whole nuther round of guess is in order ;)

FBR

doc-catfish
02-18-2008, 07:27 PM
For whatever reason, this thread makes me want to play Mad Libs.

VenusGoddess
02-18-2008, 07:53 PM
^ Ooh...ooh...

http://us.penguingroup.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/fun.html

Copernicus

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our infinitely small universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire Basketball and that the sun and all of the watermelons revolved around it. But then a/an Cuban named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the toilet bowl 995857620934 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was M--k, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first humongous telescopes, which was invented by J_e. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of spaghetti stuck on each end of a/an garbage can.

In 1600 an Italian Alligator Wrestler named Galileo expanded Copernicus's teeny tiny theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was angrily arrested. After running for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to walk.

Bridgette
02-18-2008, 08:03 PM
PD1982, spelling his name M--k doesn't constitute drama, it's just irritating because......well, you HAVE TO know you're not hiding anything by telling so many details of your and his lives, and coming so close to spelling his name, right??

I have to agree that Milk doesn't fit. That whole Milk does a body good thing someone else mentioned. LOL

I think I like Meek. It fits much better with the described personality ;D

And how about underscoring the E's so's to make sure everyone knows it's the same guy. Like: Meek. ha

Lexi
02-18-2008, 08:25 PM
:rotfl: @ this thread.

PhillyDancer1982
02-18-2008, 09:50 PM
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PhillyDancer1982
02-18-2008, 09:51 PM
Okay everyone just ignore my last post haha.

PhillyDancer1982
02-18-2008, 09:52 PM
And yes Bridgette, I concluded a while back that "Meek" was the most fitting name for him. I totally cracked up in laughter when I read the post about "milk does a body good...m--k does nobody" LOL. I just hope M--k doesn't read that though! :O (Good thing I'm using Revolution's computer instead of M--k's today lol)

BrunetteGoddess
02-18-2008, 09:57 PM
Eh, I agree with Bridgette. Just admit it Philly, you're enamored by this guy. Tell him how you feel so y'all can be in love together already.... ::)

PhillyDancer1982
02-18-2008, 10:08 PM
LOL I wish that would be the case, because it would be easiest for both of us:
1) M--k would finally have a girlfriend, and perhaps it would end some of his inferiority issues.
2) I would have a constant stream of readily available sex, and no risk of STDs
3) If we were in love, then M--k would actually agree to getting an apartment with me, so that I could save money on rent and not have to pay almost $1000/mo for a lousy 1bedroom by myself(on weeks that Revolution isn't temporarily staying with me of course lol). I can afford $1000/mo on rent, but do I WANT to pay this?...Hells no, I'd rather have extra money to put aside towards the house that I CAN AND WILL be getting soon.

So trust me, I wish that were the case...but sadly it isn't. I just don't view M--k as more than a friend. :( I am just a very picky girl I guess...except I have horribly indiscriminate, unselective, loose taste when it comes to hockeybobby I guess LOL j/k.

lestat1
02-18-2008, 10:46 PM
PhillyDancer, I have no advice for your friend, becase frankly, I'm in the same boat, but I wanted to tell you that your compassion is refreshing and admirable.

Bridgette
02-18-2008, 10:48 PM
Meek dammit!! Meek.

PhillyDancer1982
02-18-2008, 10:59 PM
PhillyDancer, I have no advice for your friend, becase frankly, I'm in the same boat, but I wanted to tell you that your compassion is refreshing and admirable.

Thank you Lestat1. I always appreciate kind feedback like this. :) And I do remember you telling me before about how you can sometimes relate to my friend MEEK(okay Bridgette, happy now? ;) :D lol). Anyway, I hope things start to look up for you. Hey, perhaps you will run into a really cool, really pretty girl in line at the grocery store or at the gym!...you never know. ;)

Budai
02-18-2008, 10:59 PM
Meek dammit!! Meek.

Do you dare to mock Meek? :O

IMO, if Meek got his Mack on, he'd leave his mark...

PhillyDancer1982
02-18-2008, 11:07 PM
^ LOL I like that :D

VenusGoddess
02-19-2008, 08:07 AM
^ No, no, no...you're missing the point.

It's Meek...not Meek.

Meek...yes.

Meek...no.

;D

muhuwahaha
02-19-2008, 08:12 AM
PhillyDancer, I have no advice for your friend, becase frankly, I'm in the same boat, but I wanted to tell you that your compassion is refreshing and admirable.

lots of us are in the same boat, but as long as you don't whine about it and put yourself down you'll be ok. Girls are supposed to enhance a guy's life, not become the center of it.

If m--k thinks a girl is suddenly going to fix his problems he's wrong.

PhillyDancer1982
02-19-2008, 10:13 AM
Don't worry red red red, "Meek"(sorry guys, too lazy to do the whole underlining thing) knows that a girl won't instantly solve all of his problems. After all, he'd still have the problems of ample money, lack of a meaningful job, his "ever-nagging mother" as he refers to her, etc. He knows that a girl isn't everything, but I can see why he's so frustrated. God if I were 27 and hadn't had any sort of girlfriend or "action" in years, I'd be pissed too. Come on, most of us sex-loving peoples on this site would be.

Katrine
02-19-2008, 11:07 AM
Years ago, I also had a M-ins-k. My girl friend and I were constantly giving him pointers and suggestions on how to improve himself so he could get a girlfriend. He never listened. Instead, he made me feel guilty about flirting with him and talking about guys I was dating. So I fucked him. It changed nothing, and we didn't speak for years.

NOW.....he's apparently into the Pick Up Artist bullshit. Mystery's nerditization of courtship and mating has finally helped it sink in that he needs to exude confidence and "value" to meet girls. He's actually gone on a few dates, first ones in his life, and he's in his mid-30's.

Then again, lots of meek people go to church, maybe he can find a shy, sweet, religious female, similar to him.

PhillyDancer1982
02-19-2008, 11:53 AM
That is a great idea Katrine, and I am also happy to hear about your guy friend improving in the dating scene. However, it would be a LOT easier for M--k to meet a nice lil' church girl if he actually was INTO religion, and not feeling so self-conscious and worried that God despises him for not having a good-paying job. Also, the church we go to is very small and consists mostly of senior citizens. The only young person is the college aged organ player, but he's a guy LOL. So the only times M--k goes to church is when I suggest it, and there's no girls there anyway. :(

Perhaps religion(at least organized religion) isn't for him. I've always told him to look for girls at the gym or in sports, since he is active in local sports such as hockey and paintballing. Or to ask his guy friends that he plays sports with.

Alaska
02-19-2008, 05:14 PM
Girls are supposed to enhance a guy's life, not become the center of it.



Disagreed!



IMHO, all church is going to breed is more PUA type thinking....that shit IS like a church, and it's so effective (in terms of loyal supporters I mean...) bc there's always an answer for everything so watch out now with the church stuff!

lestat1
02-19-2008, 07:02 PM
lots of us are in the same boat, but as long as you don't whine about it and put yourself down you'll be ok.

Doh! Double Doh! :D

Bridgette
02-20-2008, 01:54 AM
M--k
shrieks Meek!!!

red red red
02-20-2008, 03:11 AM
Don't worry red red red, "Meek"

What do you mean don't worry? M--k has been a permanent fixture in my life for this long on stripperweb and now I'm supposed to call him "Meek?"

No!!!

He's M--k.

You can't just change his name. I'm a consistency girl. I need M--k to be M--k.

xdamage
02-20-2008, 03:41 AM
Let me suggest that if there is a community college nearby, that M--k consider taking some classes, something that he can apply to a future job, and second, school can be a great place to meet a lot of women his own age. It's a win-win, unless he can't even afford to go to community college.

jaizaine
02-20-2008, 07:42 AM
I wasn't interested in the title of this thread but after i saw it had gone on for 4 pages i had to have a look.

So if philly always posts about this m--k guy why is this the first i have heard of him? LOL I miss everything!!

PhillyDancer1982
02-20-2008, 01:05 PM
^ LOL you've never heard of M--k??!! :D


Wow this thread has grown to be VERY long and VERY entertaining. I have to use utmost self control to keep myself from laughing hysterically reading this. This thread is almost as entertaining as the 7-page one about beating some bitch up! Hahaha. And also almost as entertaining as the e-mail wars that Ed Gill and I have had with each other on a constant basis for the past few days. :P

hockeybobby
02-20-2008, 02:37 PM
I wasn't interested in the title of this thread but after i saw it had gone on for 4 pages i had to have a look.

So if philly always posts about this m--k guy why is this the first i have heard of him? LOL I miss everything!!

PhillyD was getting some dating tips for M--k over on Strip Club Junkie a little while back. It was a fun thread too. Here is the link:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=107231

Enjoy jaizaine!
hb

PhillyDancer1982
02-20-2008, 04:30 PM
Let me suggest that if there is a community college nearby, that M--k consider taking some classes, something that he can apply to a future job, and second, school can be a great place to meet a lot of women his own age. It's a win-win, unless he can't even afford to go to community college.

M--k already has his Bachelor's degree, so it'd probably be wiser for him to go straight for his Masters, which community college doesn't offer.

Also, he cannot afford school nor does he really feel up for going back to school. If he still works a part-time job 3 nights/week to supplement his full-time income, and he plays team sports one night a week, when would he have the time for school? He could do it, but he'd be way exhausted and overworked.

Also, even though he graduated from college, he actually hated school and thought it was a "useless waste of time" from grade 6 onward. The only reason he went to college and did the schoolwork was because that was what his parents wanted him to do, plus he considered college as a way to get ahead careerwise so he wouldn't be stuck working mindless shit jobs like Acme Supermarket his whole life. But the irony to the whole story is...he went to college so he could get out of Acme, but for the first 3yrs after college, he was stuck working at Acme because he couldn't find a better job. :( He eventually got better jobs, but they're apparently not that "great" of jobs if he still works his dreaded job at Acme part-time to supplement his income. He honestly feels that his college degree was a worthless waste of time, money, and effort. (Hells, I felt that way about my degree too for a while! Back when I had to turn to stripping because nobody else would hire me. And we went to the same damn college!) So school wouldn't be the best idea for him.

It is a good idea for most people though, so thank you for your suggestion and feedback. :)

muhuwahaha
02-20-2008, 04:38 PM
M--k already has his Bachelor's degree, so it'd probably be wiser for him to go straight for his Masters, which community college doesn't offer.

Also, he cannot afford school nor does he really feel up for going back to school. If he still works a part-time job 3 nights/week to supplement his full-time income, and he plays team sports one night a week, when would he have the time for school? He could do it, but he'd be way exhausted and overworked.

Also, even though he graduated from college, he actually hated school and thought it was a "useless waste of time" from grade 6 onward. The only reason he went to college and did the schoolwork was because that was what his parents wanted him to do, plus he considered college as a way to get ahead careerwise so he wouldn't be stuck working mindless shit jobs like Acme Supermarket his whole life. But the irony to the whole story is...he went to college so he could get out of Acme, but for the first 3yrs after college, he was stuck working at Acme because he couldn't find a better job. :( He eventually got better jobs, but they're apparently not that "great" of jobs if he still works his dreaded job at Acme part-time to supplement his income. He honestly feels that his college degree was a worthless waste of time, money, and effort. (Hells, I felt that way about my degree too for a while! Back when I had to turn to stripping because nobody else would hire me. And we went to the same damn college!) So school wouldn't be the best idea for him.

It is a good idea for most people though, so thank you for your suggestion and feedback. :)

out of curiosity, what college major is your friend?

the reason I ask is because some degrees are useless you go for a PhD(like political science)

StarryEyes
02-20-2008, 07:12 PM
M--k, M-ee-k, M-as-k, [email protected], M-indfuc-k needs to stop living for everyone else and start doing what HE wants to do.

hockeybobby
02-20-2008, 07:47 PM
PhillyD: Your friend has spiritual issues. We all do, including you and I. We all ponder some of the deeper issues in life like "what's it all mean?" etc. He isn't keen on going to church, but does he like to read? If so, maybe we can suggest some books for him...there are lots of avid readers on SW. I hear a book called "The Secret" is popular right now, and it deals with developing a positive mental attitude; something that m--k may be in need of. There are lots of good books out there...
hb

PhillyDancer1982
02-21-2008, 09:41 AM
Hockeybobby -- M--k's degree was in communications, by the way. Another relatively useless major unless you have connections in the biz and/or are superconfident, which M--k is not. The irony is that M--k has a degree in communications but lacks good interpersonal communications skills.

Thank you for the book idea...it might be a very good idea for M--k. My friend "June" actually suggested that M--k and I read "The Secret." She was raving about it all last year and said that it totally changed her way of thinking and viewing life(although she's still in the process with those changes). :)

And yes, Starryeyes, M--k needs to do more things for himself and not others. I have a feeling that he was your typical bullied kid with overprotective parents growing up...I was one of those kids too. I've noticed that some kids in that niche end up rebelling, changing, and pulling a complete 180...while others simply stay in their lowly niche and remain as unhappy "geeks" into their adulthood(kinda like the adult version of Stewie in the Family Guy movie LOL)... :-\

Lysondra
02-21-2008, 09:47 AM
I'm trying to figure out how many times over the last 2 years people have asked you to stop calling him M--k and you still do. o.O;

PhillyDancer1982
02-21-2008, 11:54 AM
I tried to stop, but then people started protesting that I bring back M--k because that was what they were used to seeing written(the whole reason I kept up the M--k spelling). ;D

Lysondra
02-21-2008, 12:00 PM
I tried to stop, but then people started protesting that I bring back M--k because that was what they were used to seeing written(the whole reason I kept up the M--k spelling). ;D

I didn't see a single person protesting that, like, ever.

PhillyDancer1982
02-21-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm not feeling the whole Milk thing-maybe call him a real sounding name? Or keep calling him M--k so we can keep poking fun at it, lol. ;D


This Milk thing will not do. I demand that M--k be returned to us.


Long live M--k!

and M-or-k, M-acktruc-k, M-oo-k, M-as-k...


I agree!! Milk does a body good.....M--K does nobody!!


I vote for M--k. I feel like starting a poll.


What do you mean don't worry? M--k has been a permanent fixture in my life for this long on stripperweb and now I'm supposed to call him "Meek?"

No!!!

He's M--k.

You can't just change his name. I'm a consistency girl. I need M--k to be M--k.

See? People prefer the M--k. Case closed.

PhillyDancer1982
02-22-2008, 03:04 PM
I didn't see a single person protesting that, like, ever.

Well obviously you're blind, especially considering that I went and reposted the stuff people said. And yes, yes, yes, I realize these are jokes...hells the whole M--k thing is mostly in jest(although the person and his problems IS real).

Seriously. Jaizine wrote in another thread that I was "being made fun of" because of M--k. I know I was cold with my above statements in this very post, but don't dish it out if you can't take it.

DylanAngel
02-22-2008, 03:12 PM
I have to ask a question here. You spend, by your own words, quite a bit of time with M--k. Maybe you're the cockblocker here?

Why would he be motivated to go out and find a woman when he has you right there thinking and doing for him all the time?

I think you need to cut the apron strings and let him go out on his own. If he doesn't then it's his own fault he's alone. If he does, and fails, then he needs to keep trying something different until something finally works.

PhillyDancer1982
02-22-2008, 03:18 PM
Hmmm maybe that is an idea. Admittedly I do spend a lot of time with M--k. But then again, it goes in spurts. Sometimes I will hang out with him for days on end, then other times we will both be busy doing our own thing...so I'm not sure if I'm completely the problem, but you have a point so perhaps you are right.

DylanAngel
02-22-2008, 03:21 PM
You're probably not the complete problem, but you're more like a codependent for his self esteem issues.

I've had quite a few guy friends get really content with me lavishing attention on them. They had all the benefits of a girlfriend and none of the responsibility, lol!

And guys don't seem to have a problem getting themselves off, so they got complacent about going out and finding someone until I pushed them from the nest.

Lysondra
02-22-2008, 06:08 PM
Well obviously you're blind, especially considering that I went and reposted the stuff people said. And yes, yes, yes, I realize these are jokes...hells the whole M--k thing is mostly in jest(although the person and his problems IS real).

Seriously. Jaizine wrote in another thread that I was "being made fun of" because of M--k. I know I was cold with my above statements in this very post, but don't dish it out if you can't take it.

You already replied and reposted all the comments, you didn't need to wait a day to reply to your own thread to insult me. I got it.