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Starfire
03-02-2008, 11:15 AM
I love this thread. There are so many lame dance moves-I think the funniest thing I ever saw was this girl take off her panties, put them in her mouth, and continue to dance like that for a full minute. She was just dancing normally with her thong hanging out of her mouth. I ran up to the dressing room when I saw this to text my friend (it was a realyl slow day) and as soon as the girls stage set is over, the girl is in the dressing room complaining that she made no money on stage.
The other lamest move I've seen is similar to the crab walk (makes me think of the exorcist) but is done like a bridge in gymnastics, with back totally arched and head hanging back. Basically it shows every bone in this girls boney little body. Awful!
Or how about when girls make their breast implants bounce up and down? Men seem to like it sometimes but I find it really tacky.
cutey5032
03-02-2008, 01:59 PM
^^Ohhhh I am the queen of the titty poppin!! I always wave my tits at guys on stage when they are looking at me!!!!! It gets attention
red red red
03-10-2008, 11:03 PM
You've been siglined! ;D At least, if I did it right. If I did it wrong, you haven't.
Apparently, I did it wrong. Oh well...
Ha! I just saw this like a week later... thanks! This is a stripperweb first for me.
PuertoRicanPinup
03-12-2008, 04:29 AM
I didn't see the one dance move that I think is really lame: humping the air. We had a whole bunch of new girls start that were doing this so my friend wrote on a whiteboard we have:
"Attention New Dancers: Please do not hump the air. Under no circumstances is this attractive. Thanks. The Management."
CuriousSeeker
03-12-2008, 07:14 AM
"Attention New Dancers: Please do not hump the air. Under no circumstances is this attractive. Thanks. The Management."
;D
Was this happening as part of floorwork?
SundayMorning
03-12-2008, 08:06 AM
I didn't see the one dance move that I think is really lame: humping the air. We had a whole bunch of new girls start that were doing this so my friend wrote on a whiteboard we have:
"Attention New Dancers: Please do not hump the air. Under no circumstances is this attractive. Thanks. The Management."
To clarify, are you talking about on your back, butt down on the stage and then humping quickly? Or lifting your lower body up off the stage and kind of writhing your hips upward?
lizlizliz
03-12-2008, 08:51 AM
there's a girl at my club, with shaved head even, who dances like crappy ass cracked -out wannabe belly dancer. she wears a wig and thihs outfit that makes a bunch of noise (ljingle jangle) and then after the first set, rips off wig.
to each their own.
SundayMorning
03-12-2008, 09:05 AM
there's a girl at my club, with shaved head even, who dances like crappy ass cracked -out wannabe belly dancer. she wears a wig and thihs outfit that makes a bunch of noise (ljingle jangle) and then after the first set, rips off wig.
to each their own.
I know exactly who you're talking about. Saw her at the December SWfest! She was nuuuuuuuuuts...
PuertoRicanPinup
03-12-2008, 10:14 AM
To clarify, are you talking about on your back, butt down on the stage and then humping quickly? Or lifting your lower body up off the stage and kind of writhing your hips upward?
Um, both of those, humping the air fast while leaning on your hands.
CuriousSeeker
03-12-2008, 02:41 PM
Um, both of those, humping the air fast while leaning on your hands.
I was worried I might do it lol. I don't think so - I do pop my hips and do the swirling, but no humps per se. :D Sounds like you're talking about something jack rabbity.
peanutbutter007
03-19-2008, 09:32 PM
The lamest albeit the funniest dance move I've seen is the use of spirit fingers. Honey....this ain't cheerleading camp.
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:43 PM
Um, both of those, humping the air fast while leaning on your hands.
Like Prince in Purple Rain??:O
Miss_McKenna
03-20-2008, 04:37 PM
:laughing: This whole thread has me in stitches!!! In some ways I hope I never see any of these happen in front of me, because I'm incapable of hiding my laughter!
Its also a great lil' tutorial on what *not* to do when starting dancing....!
ravenblack
09-25-2010, 09:06 PM
wow theres so many to choose from but my favorite would be this new girl we have and she walks like a chicken on crack its hard to explain you just have to see it she even bobs her head as she walks i laugh every time oh and one i do is jack off my heel its weird but the guys eat it up
JadenJ
10-28-2010, 09:11 PM
Ok, there is an ex-feature at my old club who shall go unnamed. I don't know if there is a name for this move, but I will try to describe it as best I can: She lays back on the stage with her legs up in the air and spread, and sort of propping herself up with her arms. She then swings her legs (which are again, spread eagle) up and down and proceeds to scoot forward toward the custy by this momentum. It is so freaky and not so attractive. It looks like a crazy spider with giant bolt ons and britney extensions is coming to get you and I want to run away.
OMG! I saw this for the first time this week and was like what the fuck?! Yeah it does look like a spider-tthing, originally I was thinking aggressive crab. Haha
strippername
10-28-2010, 09:56 PM
^I had no clue what you were talking about until I copied what you said. I keep giggling. That is hilarious and so true.
strippername
10-28-2010, 10:38 PM
I keep forgetting what it looks like and then I do it and start laughing again. It is kind of like not know how to say spaghetti when you are little.
I used to dance with a REALLY, really awesome dancer, but she used to do this ridiculously lame move. She would snake her arms. I think it may be a belly dance move, but it looks so bad. Flexing boobs is pretty gross, too. Guys seem to think it is really entertaining, though.
azaleanola
10-29-2010, 04:21 AM
I work with a girl who will hit the pole with her hip so hard it makes a thump and shakes. It just looks like she's trying to hurt herself, or trying to break our equipment. I suppose it does get people's attention, though.
Elusive21
10-29-2010, 11:50 AM
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The other lamest move I've seen is similar to the crab walk (makes me think of the exorcist) but is done like a bridge in gymnastics, with back totally arched and head hanging back. Basically it shows every bone in this girls boney little body.
I'm trying to picture this in my head - unsuccessfully. Is there a video or a pic of this?
Or how about when girls make their breast implants bounce up and down? Men seem to like it sometimes but I find it really tacky.
oops - im guilty of doing that sometimes :-[
one move i really can't stand is when a girl spread her legs on the stage floor (while her back is against the pole) and then tilts her head to the side with a look of complete boredom on her face (or maybe even disgust).
kristybelle
10-29-2010, 07:58 PM
I hate the crab walk. And I hate watching girls fingering themselves on stage - this happens a LOT at my club and it grosses me out. It's just trashy.
I could totally suck on my own nipple but I would NEVER do that on stage I'd feel so stupid. I can't imagine how some of these girls can do the things they do on stage.
M3wlove
10-30-2010, 03:17 AM
there's a girl at my club, with shaved head even, who dances like crappy ass cracked -out wannabe belly dancer. she wears a wig and thihs outfit that makes a bunch of noise (ljingle jangle) and then after the first set, rips off wig.
to each their own.
omggggg
did you see this in brooklyn?
if you didnt, then this girl has a copy of her wandering her around.
@desuvs death those girls are trying to imitate a reggae dancehall dance move,similar to belly dancing but with more hip,than belly movement i.e Shakira? Thing is most white girls don't have the right hip and torso coordination to do it the correct way.
The correct way to normally do this move is with your arms straight up in the air with hands clasped or palmed together and move hips side to side or rather slither your hips side to side. I do this move but usually only to dancehall or reggae music.
katdawg
10-30-2010, 09:54 AM
RRROOOOOOFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLL! This is possibly one of the best threads EVER!! AAHHAA!
Mine would be...I worked in a gentlemen's club, amongst goddesses, in SF. Somehow a lady was grandfathered in, she was in her forties or fifties, (not classy or sexy though, straight up Grandma) and she would bring a fluffy blanket on stage, spread it out next to the mirror behind her,
and flop UP into a HEADstand! and her giant boobs would crash down over her face! LOL!! and she'd just post up like that!! LOLL!!! AHHAA! it was great!
Twinkle Toes
10-31-2010, 06:05 AM
When I worked in a really shit bar it was usually the most cracked out on drugs, weird girls that danced the worst. But in the nice bars I've seen girls dance like gogos like the whole arm
waving thing they do. Which looks good as a gogo but way out of place and unsexy in a stripclub.
Lady Xplicit18
10-31-2010, 06:13 PM
There's this club in LA (the lady still works there) that does KARATE KICKS on stage and other weird crap. She seriously said that she stripped in China (where her husbands from) and said that this was popular in their strip clubs and she would make ALOT of money doing it lmaolmao
Not here in American.
But it is funny.
XD
femmefatale88
10-31-2010, 09:47 PM
Boob fucking the pole can be hot depending on the particular girl who does it and also if she does it for a short length of time, ie, not for 5 seconds straight but more like for a second, with a naughty smile.
There is a girl who dances extremely fast and she looks like she is having a seizure and it just looks terrible. Not sure what she is on or what she is thinking.
missplayful
11-01-2010, 03:28 AM
I think girls who get extasy tend to dance too fast. Even they are experienced dancer they cant slow down....this is another reason why some dancers are too fast on the stage
CherryBomb954
11-04-2010, 02:12 AM
We have one girl who "raves" on stage and sometimes even busts out the glowsticks too. It looks absolutely ridiculous and people are like WTF?!
We had a bunch of Halloween decor up that she kept knocking down. She totally spazzes out and her shoe frequently goes flying off her foot. This past weekend she nearly missed a female customer's head with it and scared the shit out of the girl.
Our DJ got so fed up with it last weekend he straight up had a fit. I've never seen him so pissed.
xGigi
11-04-2010, 06:28 AM
the spider-leg butt walk thing previously mentioned. I saw that on a youtube video when I first started dancing looking for floorwork ideas and I was like "wow that's actually pretty scary"
there's one girl at a club I used to work at who gets on her knees facing away from the customer and starts bouncing up and down and throws her head back like she's riding reverse cowgirl.
another girl who's a little...ok a LOT on the heavy side...will bend over in front of a guy and literally just hit him in the face with her butt over and over. if he's not sitting close enough to do it, she'll pull him by the shirt until his face is right over the tip rail and then she'll do it
tikismall
11-05-2010, 01:25 AM
I love busting out absurd/corny dance moves!
I totally do guns on hips, modern dance moves, absurd jerking off the pole, ass slapping, lots of stupid crap! Ha!
I usually bust these things out when someone's being too serious at my rack.
Or a girl looks pissed because the boyfriend just HAD to sit at the stage.
So I give these serious people a deep, intense stare down. Start touching myself all slow and sensual while "gimme some head" by GG Allin is playing...Then I slap my ass and wink at them.
Life is good again.
Aslinn
11-06-2010, 03:01 PM
There is a girl at my club, she can like twitch one ass cheek at a time like seriously just muscle twitches! Idk why she thinks its sexy because its really not. Although its really cool to see so maybe that's what the draw is.
xGigi
11-06-2010, 03:04 PM
There is a girl at my club, she can like twitch one ass cheek at a time like seriously just muscle twitches! Idk why she thinks its sexy because its really not. Although its really cool to see so maybe that's what the draw is.
that's a pretty popular "dance move" at my club if you can even call it a dance move...but as previously mentioned on this thread, what guys think is sexy may blow a girl's mind. men like females' butts end of story. any way a girl can move her butt will mesmerize a guy.
Aslinn
11-06-2010, 03:36 PM
That's true something is wrong with the male brain, next girls will start bouncing pectorial muscles :/ what happened to a good old ass jiggle.
_Avery_
11-06-2010, 03:49 PM
I'm sure I've posted this somewhere....but....
I saw a girl act like a peeing dog on stage.
No joke, so was on all fours, lifted a leg in the air and acted like she was peeing on the pole. :O
that was a pretty "lame" dance move. Maybe this should go in "craziest thing you've seen a girl do on stage..."
There was also this girl I use to work with who would slap her titties....slap them together...hard...I dunno why, but she could, and she did.
I also think it's pretty lame when girls with absolutely no ass get on all fours and try to shake it and nothing happens.
neliana
11-09-2010, 11:07 PM
There is a girl at my club, she can like twitch one ass cheek at a time like seriously just muscle twitches! Idk why she thinks its sexy because its really not. Although its really cool to see so maybe that's what the draw is.
I do this all the time and guys love it! I have a fetish site, and one of my most requested things is "ass flexing videos". :)
castleoutsider
03-22-2011, 10:34 PM
yea what may seem odd to u s is actually hot for guys. guys are dumb. its about visual and what they can get away with seeing.
alot of these moves mentioned too look ALOT better with correct lines and form..
like the "dog peeing" thing.. if u watch alethea austin do it.. omfg so hot ^^ but u also gotta be some what flexy~
and i do the spider thing alot but again thats with perfect lines =)
Jay12
03-23-2011, 04:51 AM
I'm really not into the girls that loudly clack their shoes together while on stage. This is so jarring to my ears!
I fucking hate this thing too!!!!!!
Is not sexy, is annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!
castleoutsider
03-23-2011, 10:06 AM
ehehehe shoe clacking for me is a guilty pleaser.. i enjoy it i get a kick out it xD
sananeko
03-23-2011, 04:10 PM
I don't mind the shoe clacking.. as long its to get the people attention that are at the tip rail, not just cause she can do it.
femmefatale88
03-24-2011, 10:51 AM
That's true something is wrong with the male brain, next girls will start bouncing pectorial muscles :/ what happened to a good old ass jiggle.
I know a girl who does that, bouncing pectoral muscles.
devilkitty
03-26-2011, 07:42 AM
There was this one girl that literally hopped like a bunny. She was also a ballet teacher!
LegsandLace
10-19-2015, 12:50 PM
Okay so i came across this thread digging for golden nuggets of wisdom, and got this instead. I would like to resurrect it!
NicoRico
10-19-2015, 04:43 PM
There was a dancer at my original club who insisted on dancing to Aerosmith and would lay on her back and do bicycle kicks with flat feet for a REALLY long time. Bless her heart.