View Full Version : I'lll slap the shit out this B**** MINI Rant
cherry_sin
02-19-2008, 06:32 PM
What she's saying is she's too good to work CSR at a call center for 10 bucks an hour (after all, they hire anyone) but she's not good enough to be anything but a broke, whiny, ghetto stripper pissy at people who can do it classily and live very well.
Priceless.
Unless, of course, it's walter1970. Ha.
jaizaine
02-19-2008, 06:32 PM
Did you know Fabio is a member of Mensa? When asked why he was a model instead of using his brain, he said, "It's my brain that makes me smart enough to know what pays."
CHECKMATE!!
Back to the point of the original post. My jaw dropped picturing this chick saying "your tits hang down to your pussy that hasn't been used" WOW. I thankfully don't know a single person who would speak that way. That is vile and disgusting!
I worked for years in retail I can't even imagine someone speaking like that and I did get a lot of ass hole customers.
Grow up! You don't need to act like a spoilt child throwing a tantrum just because you don't immediately get your way.
Alaska
02-19-2008, 06:37 PM
I thankfully don't know a single person who would speak that way.
People in NY would! But my serious gripe with all of that is how PROUD some ppl are to be spreading the nasty attitude everywhere. Also a major sign of being completely ghetto: Ghetto and PROUD. Ghetto and HOOD. Bitchy and RIGHT. I'm fucking LOUD bitch.
I'm from NJ and can't tell you how ashamed I am when you see ppl acting that way.....get over it, stroke of luck, you just so happened to be born there. That's also my feelings on being obnoxiously patriotic: So what? It was random chance you were born here.....feel more lucky than anything.::)
firekitten19
02-19-2008, 06:40 PM
^^^Whatever happen to making people feel stupid by using sarcasm and words with more than two syllables? I guess that is my favorite method of putting people in their place when they piss me off.
Alaska
02-19-2008, 06:44 PM
^eh, I def think in certain situations, being totally insulting to the dumb, nasty person will get yr msg across a wholllllllle lot better. ;) But this was not one of them, not even close.
AlexxaHex
02-19-2008, 08:08 PM
OMG I just googled and I cannot stop laughing. That's so fucking perfect!!
When we moved into this apartment, I found a little ceramic bell that said "mom" on it just sitting on a windowsill. I call it my Bitch Bell. LOL I fucking love Chris Crocker.
People in NY would! But my serious gripe with all of that is how PROUD some ppl are to be spreading the nasty attitude everywhere. Also a major sign of being completely ghetto: Ghetto and PROUD. Ghetto and HOOD. Bitchy and RIGHT. I'm fucking LOUD bitch.
I'm from NJ and can't tell you how ashamed I am when you see ppl acting that way.....get over it, stroke of luck, you just so happened to be born there. That's also my feelings on being obnoxiously patriotic: So what? It was random chance you were born here.....feel more lucky than anything.::)
Some really profound points here...
To the OP - get over yourself.
PookaShell
02-19-2008, 08:12 PM
I guess it is rude of us to gang up on her about the way she talks. But we are so used to hearing this ghetto drama gawna kick yo assss shit at work that we relish the fact that we can have intelligent conversations with other girls who know where we're coming from. The invasion of the cracked out stripper talk makes us feel uncomfortable because its one of the disadvantages we deal with at work. We don't want to deal with it here. Grown women talking like 14 year old boys. It isn't cute and it doesn't portray the poster well at all. It makes us look bad and it gets n our nerves, so we react with bitchiness to let the poster know that - public or not - this board has standards and whether trolls agree or not - class.
saphire123456
02-19-2008, 08:31 PM
word, pooka;)
Kaiyla
02-19-2008, 08:35 PM
Wow, I think I read almost every post in this thread!
I am confused about one thing though..why was Fabio's nose bleeding in that pic?
He looked really unhappy, didn't he? :shrug:
RoseWhite
02-19-2008, 08:55 PM
Wow, I think I read almost every post in this thread!
I am confused about one thing though..why was Fabio's nose bleeding in that pic?
He looked really unhappy, didn't he? :shrug:
I do believe, and I am not making this up, that a goose flew into his face while he was on an amusement park ride. I can't believe I know that.
ETA: Yup. Here's an account of The Fabio-Goose incident. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA)
Soooooo. Is it a full moon or WHAT? Just wondering.
jester214
02-19-2008, 08:56 PM
Wow, I think I read almost every post in this thread!
I am confused about one thing though..why was Fabio's nose bleeding in that pic?
He looked really unhappy, didn't he? :shrug:
If I remember correctly he got hit by a bird of some kind while he was on the ride...
He's in Mensa?
PookaShell
02-19-2008, 09:05 PM
Oh my gosh - Fabio got goosed in the face on an amusement park ride? There are SO many risks in the world that I haven't thought about! As if I'm not paranoid enough!
Kaiyla
02-19-2008, 09:10 PM
Thanks for the heads up!! That is so...unfortunate. Seriously. That sucks!!
I wonder if the goose survived..
RoseWhite
02-19-2008, 09:12 PM
Thanks for the heads up!! That is so...unfortunate. Seriously. That sucks!!
I wonder if the goose survived..
Alas, nay (http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/archives/april99/stories/040199_01.shtml).
As for the bird he did not fair (sic) so well. According to one park guest a dead goose could be seen floating in the river below the drop where Fabio was supposedly hit.
LoveSexMoney
02-19-2008, 09:13 PM
Fabio got goosed. Now that just SOUNDS funny! heh
RoseWhite
02-19-2008, 09:16 PM
I am easily amused right now, but I just can't help giggling that a thread titled "I'll slap the shit out this bitch" has taken this twist. Anyone else picture Fabio saying just that to the goose? Or vice versa?
LoveSexMoney
02-19-2008, 09:17 PM
I am easily amused right now, but I just can't help giggling that a thread titled "I'll slap the shit out this bitch" has taken this twist. Anyone else picture Fabio saying just that to the goose? Or vice versa?
Fabio better take his bitch bell to that goose! :rotfl:
Alaska
02-19-2008, 09:19 PM
I am easily amused right now, but I just can't help giggling that a thread titled "I'll slap the shit out this bitch" has taken this twist. Anyone else picture Fabio saying just that to the goose? Or vice versa?
omfg :rotfl:
PookaShell
02-19-2008, 09:34 PM
How in the hell did calling a fredericks employee a fat heifer turn into discussing Fabio getting goosed in the face?
Haha.
Speaking of heifers. Does anyone remember Heifer off of Rocko's Modern Life? And Rocko was a wallaby so they gave him an australian accent so he'd pronounce it "Heff-a". And what was the turtle's name? Something dorky...Martin? No that's not it. Man I need to google it. He was all paranoid and OCD and when he'd read he'd go "turn the page...then wash ya hands...turn the page, then wash ya hands..."
Sinder
02-19-2008, 09:36 PM
OMG I just googled "Bitch Bell" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJ6Lvzt5kY) and I cannot stop laughing. That's so fucking perfect!!
:laughing: :rotfl:ROTFLMAO. Yek, that was an awsome link :worship:
We now need a smiley ringing a bell!
Bob_Loblaw
02-19-2008, 09:45 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7b/Anger_Management_for_Dummies.png
xdamage
02-19-2008, 09:53 PM
I'm from NJ and can't tell you how ashamed I am when you see ppl acting that way.....get over it, stroke of luck, you just so happened to be born there. That's also my feelings on being obnoxiously patriotic: So what? It was random chance you were born here.....feel more lucky than anything.::)
If only more people understood this simple concept, not to confuse luck of the draw with accomplishments that are actually worthy of being proud of. WORD.
Kaiyla
02-19-2008, 10:02 PM
I am easily amused right now, but I just can't help giggling that a thread titled "I'll slap the shit out this bitch" has taken this twist. Anyone else picture Fabio saying just that to the goose? Or vice versa?
^Just...so great.
Poor goose though, forreal. Thanks for keeping me aware Rose. ;)
StarryEyes
02-19-2008, 10:04 PM
cartmaN???
and ghetto speak.... ect bad/parenting/ upbringing
That's uncalled for once
again.
You don't know how I was brought up..... not in some ghetto, trust.
the hamptons in long island is surely not the ghetto
Graduated top of my class with a 4.6 gpa 3 scholarships as a result
It is evident from your posts that you are totally telling the truth about this. ::)
doc-catfish
02-19-2008, 10:06 PM
You know after seven pages of this, I think I have a few more entries for the "only on Stripperweb" thread.
:idea:
And I think we've found xxxeyezxxx urban equivalent. Cerousely. :yes:
Susan-Va
02-19-2008, 10:16 PM
Just my :twocents:
I've actually never been in a physical fight ever in my life... or come close to
it. But I will curse a bitch out if you cross me and I can back it up. Simple as that.
Maybe you've never been in one yet but I think you're well on your way.
I agree that thickienikki's grammar isn't perfect but I would have flipped on this lady too. People in the service industry can be assholes nowadays. They deserve to get put in their place. I could understand everyone ganging up on her if this was the first time she had gone into the store and the lady acted like this. But she said she has gone in there time and time again and has been treated rudely by this woman.
Um striving I did
Taking her shit time and time again
Once again THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME, second or third
numerous numerous times I have been polite and closed mouthed
The bottom line is this, if this sales woman treated you like this once you chose to go back again, and then you're surprised at her behavior? And keep going back? I was treated rudely by a sales person at Burlington Coat Factory, in 1995, and I haven't been back.
In that situation it's best t be calm and ask to speak with her manager, if she is the manager, ask for the regional mangers name and info. Be calm and explain the problem. You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
Heh. I guess Dorothy Parker was right about horticulture.
Effing Awesome!
PookaShell
02-19-2008, 10:30 PM
I'm feeling so stupid here - whats the Dorothy Parker Horticulture joke?
Susan-Va
02-19-2008, 10:34 PM
You can lead a horticultre but you can't make her think.
PookaShell
02-19-2008, 10:41 PM
:rotfl:
That was so worth looking dumb by asking what it meant. Thanks Susan.
P.S. The turtles name was Phil! Or maybe Philbert. But I know there was a phil.
Susan-Va
02-19-2008, 10:42 PM
Heh. I guess Dorothy Parker was right about horticulture.
Thanks for my new siggie!
jester214
02-19-2008, 10:44 PM
^^^ I was just think about that earlier, the "only on Stripperweb" thread...
StarryEyes
02-20-2008, 12:16 AM
This chick is like the ghetto SophieMarie.
jaizaine
02-20-2008, 12:44 AM
Oh my gosh - Fabio got goosed in the face on an amusement park ride? There are SO many risks in the world that I haven't thought about! As if I'm not paranoid enough!
I remember seeing that ont he late night news and waking everyone up in fits of laughter. i nearly peed my pants.
Polekitten
02-20-2008, 04:48 AM
Can't believe this whole thread has gone by without one drama lama!
cherry_sin
02-20-2008, 06:34 AM
^^ Just for you. :D
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1f/Drama_llama_strikes_again.jpg
PhatyPants
02-20-2008, 07:11 AM
OMG I just googled "Bitch Bell" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJ6Lvzt5kY) and I cannot stop laughing. That's so fucking perfect!!
Holy Smokes, I just pee'd my pj's!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH
"WHAT!!! YOU BIG ASS HEFFA,*RING RING RING* DONTCHU BE FROWIN NOS MONEH AT ME!" *RING*RING* "I's a educated-affluent-classy-bitch, SERVICE!"
I am certainly not a poo-stirer with my fellow sweets on SW, but this one, I couldn't help.
If you have to say "I'm Classy" you're probably not.
PhillyDancer1982
02-20-2008, 09:00 AM
How in the hell did calling a fredericks employee a fat heifer turn into discussing Fabio getting goosed in the face?
Haha.
Speaking of heifers. Does anyone remember Heifer off of Rocko's Modern Life? And Rocko was a wallaby so they gave him an australian accent so he'd pronounce it "Heff-a". And what was the turtle's name? Something dorky...Martin? No that's not it. Man I need to google it. He was all paranoid and OCD and when he'd read he'd go "turn the page...then wash ya hands...turn the page, then wash ya hands..."
Yes the turtle's name was Philbert. I know this because one of my guy friends has a dark-green 72 VW Beetle that he named Philbert after the character on that show. :)
Polekitten
02-20-2008, 09:11 AM
^^ Just for you. :D
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1f/Drama_llama_strikes_again.jpg
Yeay!:monkeedan :juggle: :monkeedan
I wonder if the troll is TN pretending to be another person, and trying he r hardest to speak proper english. The tone of those posts are similar. Oh, and I thought the exact same thing about her being the ghetto version of eyez
seraya
02-20-2008, 05:51 PM
Bloody hell people I can't believe ya'll haven't worked out who this is yet.
stellaforstars
02-20-2008, 05:52 PM
^^Are you referring to TN or GoVagiants?
seraya
02-20-2008, 06:00 PM
^ TN.
Here's a clue... Her last thread posted under a different user name was like 8 pages long:moon:
PookaShell
02-20-2008, 06:03 PM
Who? Who is it Seraya?!!
:thinking:
cherry_sin
02-20-2008, 06:05 PM
Oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Jade
02-20-2008, 06:06 PM
^ TN.
Here's a clue... Her last thread posted under a different user name was like 8 pages long:moon:
I admit it. It's me. I'm also sophiemarie. I have no life.
PookaShell
02-20-2008, 06:14 PM
Don't try to claim my fame, ho! I"M SOPHIEMARIE!!!!!!!
It was me all along. I just needed attention you know. Ya'll are just jealous of my super-flat stomach and my uber-hustling skills!!
Lady Jade
02-20-2008, 06:16 PM
Don't try to claim my fame, ho! I"M SOPHIEMARIE!!!!!!!
It was me all along. I just needed attention you know. Ya'll are just jealous of my super-flat stomach and my uber-hustling skills!!
Whatever, everyone knows I'm the real sophiemarie. I'll prove it by throwing up my miso soup! :D
PookaShell
02-20-2008, 06:23 PM
Could I have some Miso Soup please?
Lady Jade
02-20-2008, 06:24 PM
Could I have some Miso Soup please?
Not until you bring some Fiji water for my cat!
StarryEyes
02-20-2008, 06:41 PM
I wonder if the troll is TN pretending to be another person, and trying he r hardest to speak proper english. The tone of those posts are similar. Oh, and I thought the exact same thing about her being the ghetto version of eyez
You know what? I had the same feeling.